"When I texted Adam and he said he didn't get a call either, it caught me off guard," Carpenter said. "I was surprised. Then I went and got a haircut."
bring unicorns
credit to andi for spotting it
about 2 years ago
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seems pretty upset
hope he can figure out how to calm his anger
here's hoping he luggages a bitch
and that bitch’s last name rhymes with baw
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Let them all lose their awards
it makes them cheaper to retain. Give me a roster filled up entirely of dramatically underrated players, I say.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
From the PD comments:
Lincecum is probably so high right now he doesn’t even know he won. I’m glad they gave the award to an individual who can play ball and get arrested for smokin the chronic….atta boy Timmy!
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
Because our players don't smoke weed!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Surely not!
Especially not ones with last names that sound like with Tell-a-Liar or Fryin’. Or rhyme with “not.” Allegedly.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Or the ones that die.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Awww, forgot about him : (
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
SURELY YOU MEANT TO REPLY TO FRITZ
as I did not make that joke.
Remember when he interviewed Wainwright (still in the bullpen!) for FSN Midwest? I liked Josh Hancock a lot.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I miss that old stoner matty mo.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I'm just saying there is a pattern.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Cardinal players are perfect.
They break no laws. They don’t cheat on their wives. They don’t get drunk. They do nothing wrong.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
They're nothing compared with Indians players though.
Indians players= truly outstanding moral citizens.
Never mind the fact that Grady is currently dating a playboy bunny and Asdrubal has often been accused of being quite the player.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
i don't blame grady
bunnies are hard to resist. especially if they throw themselves at you
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Well, that's f***ing boring. : (
I enjoy watching truly talented men doing dumb shit in the public spotlight; I can’t do that if they’re all saints.
I’m Dontrelle Willis, lemme park my Bentley in the middle of the street so I can take a drunken piss
I’m Jake Peavy, I can park wherever the fuck I want at the airport—Miss Security Guard, DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? Okay I guess I’ll go to jail
(I know, they aren’t Cardinals)
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I know you were.
That’s why I told you it was fucking boring. : )
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
I'm Tony La Russa, and I'll just go ahead and take a nap here.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Jeez, I forgot that one too!
There are so many to keep track of.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
DK, JK, Speezer, TLR
we really had a bad run of it for a while there
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On a lighter note, but still on the same subject
This is funny.
Timmy Lincecum on youtube
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
WE SHOULD GET OUR TOKE ON
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
JK?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I assumed he meant JH
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
as long as josh the batboy is okay.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
yeah, sorry bout that, JH is exactly what i meant
the bat boy is fine. i hear he’s still the manager of Lids in the WC Mall
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