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NLDS Game 2 Game Thread

Somebody, don't know who, is sleeping on the job. So here's a game thread. Wainwright vs. Kershaw. This is a must-win game if we want to last longer than one round (TWSS?) in the playoffs.

Star-divide

This is after the jump. This may be the first time I've ever used the jump. I don't have a picture of a wizard, or any Boogtober anecdotes. Hopefully this has gotten me to 75 words.

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Well,

I’ll chime in and say Bob Brenly should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.

[Homer shows Bart "Wonderbat".]
Bart: Wow. How many home runs you gonna hit with that thing?
Homer: Let's see... We play thirty games. Ten at-bats a game. Mm...three thousand.

by boog on Oct 8, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We're working on it!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

danup just posted it

everybody’s on the move

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

present and accocunted for

sir!

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, now you have announced it, jd.

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Luddy had 97 RBI this season?

Surprising

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a strike to Holliday last night

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Different ump.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

Just pointing it out

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this one still sucks though

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This must be revenge

for all the wins we weren’t supposed to have or something.

2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!

by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ludwick

just pulled a colby with that liner

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

RobbedWICK

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Badluckwick

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

for the love of Christ

Please score a fucking run!!!!

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LineOutWick sucks

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LinedrivesDon'tMatterWick

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How many times are we going to get the leadoff man on and not score him?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

at least

once an inning apparently

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hitting it right at people

this is very very frustrating

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What this team needs is a breakout.

If they could just post a crooked number or something. Maybe their karma will come back? This is ridiculous.

by mattisnotfrench on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit!

i thought that one was down off of the bat

by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SHOW A REPLAY!

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

4th?

ight when Weaver came in

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Harold and that old bitch

Maude too. I hate Cat Stevens.

by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...

Cat Stevens Yusef Islam

2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!

by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck him too.

That commercial kills Americans.

by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously STFU

baseballs on

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

please drop this topic.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was it weird when you changed your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kershaw at 97 pitches

But it doesn’t matter, since now Torre can go to the 3 inning buzzsaw that chewed ’em up last night. Fuck.

by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We got one run out of it last night

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

does anyone want to see that "couples retreat" movie?

i think either it’s really good, or they showed the all the good parts in the previews

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to see it.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like movies with Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

swingers is one of my all time favorites

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What did Ludwick do last weekend?

Win a 100K in Vegas? The GOB’s are kicking him while he’s down.

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Holliday's performance today is weird

he’s not come through twice now with RISP…but he is the reason we are tied

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Razzle!

Nice catch, pretty boy.

by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kershaw staying in?!

I like!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

his beard is very cody-esque

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's worse, if only because there appears to be more of it.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He will face

DeRo, Colby and Waino… That might be the reason he is still in?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope adam knows

he’s pitching all 9 tonight

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whats his count right now?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

74

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the TBS graphics are driving me nuts

for some reason i really hate this “uni # / position” thing they do because the number 28 looks way too much like 2B. its screwing me up.

by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow Lugo!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LuGo!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LuGotEM!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

LUGO!!!

that was nice

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well done lugo

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ZOMGZORZ WHAT A PLAY

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hmm...

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

throw, it's spelled throw

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

f'in gdm

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we get a song about Lugo now?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll be watching you?

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm.

this?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's not go that far.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

best bang for the buck on the roster

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know...

Albert was worth $20 million more than we paid him, no?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only if you pay attention to made up stats

/duck ’n covers

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

I bet the Cardinals pay attention!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if he calls pujols "derek lee" turn the audio off.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he works for wgn, what do you expect?

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Impartiality?

He’s supposed to be a pro.

by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought i heard that too

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how many pitches is A.D..M. at?

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i wish

we’d pitch albert in game 5 to show dominance

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit Luddy

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damnit Luddy

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lostinthesunwick

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

postseason.tv

is not worth the 10 bucks it cost to purchase. this choosing a camera idea is ridiculous. If you watch from CF, or anywhere else, you cant see anything other than the ball being hit.

eh, at least I can see the game… stupidnotv

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Luddy that was round trip flight

Take a better route

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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GOB payback time...

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nah it would REALLY suck if Lugo didn't make that play

we okay

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow. that view from RF was pretty intense

how the hell do you catch anything out there?

by theWizard on Oct 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG SHUT UP BRENLY

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is why I hate Brenly

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Oct 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

setting up the Yadi2First PO.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Get injured Furcal!!!!!!

no, not 6ly… BUT GET INJURED…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

um...

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

careful, karma is a bitch.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gave her ten bucks

for a lapdance and didn’t even pop wood. You’re right. She’s a str8 up bitch.

by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A little more chalant please Boog

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ludwick's ball looked fair to me

But the reaction of the fans was ambiguous (and they were right there).

P.S. Uverse sucks.

by thepainguy on Oct 8, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, that might explain why MLB has made footage vanish.

You should preserve it.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my tinfoil is itching

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yer supposed to put it on top of your head.

not that one! the other.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

unless

the other team scores 2 more after that

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks Madden

j/k

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

when did the avocado industry get so big?

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All hail our new guacamole overlords.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really? We are advertising avocados?

Nexdef’d I know, but I still cant get over it.

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what's with this aggressive ad campaign for avocados?

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Avocados can save the world

from certain destruction in the year 2012.

by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

will they be around like cockroaches after the nuclear holocaust?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice, DeRo.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dero!

Don’t waste it, guys!

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

finally, a hit drops

now get him in jerks!

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what's up with these avocados?

i mean, really? avocados, people?

/jerry seinfeld voice

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Avocados?

SHUT UP!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you didn't have to push tom down the stairs

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(shrugs)

I thought the door was closed!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

F-Yeah DeRo

Can we please get some Post Season Magic here?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Some postseason

razzle-dazzle?

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Break the RISP slump right now

Colby-wan…it is time

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or runner on base slump

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's going to be hard to do

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go sCorey!

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha! Don't act like you don't like your avocado!

Hey people, my people need to eat ok? We export avocados, expand our market and raise the life quality of our rural areas!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

do you also thrive on atomic green guacamole?

i swear, the thing in that commercial looks like the stuff that created the teenage mutant ninja turtles

by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh. then no.

We thrive in the agricultural growth and production of natural, high-quality, healthy vegetables. Not chemically-enhanced, artificial bullcrap some people enjoy some much..

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Brenly trying to get us to PH for waino

this is why he is in the broadcast booth

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

MOAR AVACADO!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SCOREY!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

YES! SCOREY!

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

COLBY!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wahoo runs!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CODY!!!!

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Smooth RBI!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm okay with that

Baits the throw to 3rd base

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i blame zoom zoom

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yesyesyesyesyesno!

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kyle!

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Smooth Almost triple!

Way to go, Colby! So proud of the little guy!

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good & bad

Good: MOAR RUNZ!
Bad: Remos out @ 3rd

2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!

by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Rasmussen!

bad baserunning though

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not bad

aggressive

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06

by TigersInThree on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MY FAVORITE KIND OF HIT!

I guess I like HR’s more sometimes.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh woops.

This is the problem when announcers are too dumb to listen to. I miss things.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colby!

stay at 2nd next time, okay bubba?

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cobe...

Why did you go to third with no outs and the ball in front of you?

by thepainguy on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nevar

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

twas only a question

he could have sneezed and not been able to give the stop sign

by BirdsonFire on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just checked

oquendo waved colby to 3rd

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AT&T's crap cable service

Terrible image quality and DVR only works on one TV per household.

by thepainguy on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahh

don’t do that tv thing… so i don’t know about these cable names

by BirdsonFire on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=uverse

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We can rewind ours.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're the only person I've heard say that.

Wait – no rewind? On your DVR? I mean, what’s the point?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you were saying you couldn't rewind your DVR.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mind. blown.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hit record, then watch the recording, then you can rewind

(presuming you’re watching from a receiver)

In related news, I recently canceled my U-verse service.

by astrostl on Oct 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Torre will go to the pen quick.

And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play

by vico on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

COLBY LOVES GUACAMOLE

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

HE WAS SAFE AT 3RD

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

teleport fail.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you think Colby was trying to attract attention?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

a cry for help?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trying to draw a throw

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I think maybe.

Either way, that’s what it did.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

colby asks albert if he did well

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh no

Colby’s benched for the rest of the postseason

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Corby is the only player

who can go 2-3, 1rbi, and get benched for doing what Oquendo was telling him to do. its Ank time.

by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

did Oquendo send him to 3B?

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

There’s a run

Nice hit, though

by dccardsfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When they show multiple angles at once,

why do they always waste half the screen? Just do a split screen.

by outraged on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice hit, Lugo

Way to make up for the strikeout

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Furcal was inches from sailing that

ugh…we are less than a foot from being up 1-0 in the series with a 3-1 lead in game 2

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK, Tony's gonna yank Cody

he’s so pissed, he almost fell down the stairs

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF?

TBS HD fail?

by jxmetal1 on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TBS is the suck

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a

greed

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was the most animated I've seen Tony all year

How about you do that for your players not against them? Maybe get on the umpires for bad calls for once?

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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That could've been directed at ump.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, and i could've slept with Adrian Lima

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oquendo sent him!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you know that doesn't matter

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

9 hits...

wow, we’re destroying their pitching…now if only we could target our efforts.

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So... we get runners on first

but no further right? We cannot hit with RISP, but we do with bases empty and someone on first..

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well

We’ll just have to hit doubles all night to score runners

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please, Boog! get on!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not gonna lie

a Julio Lugo video would have just been creepy

by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

was it choice?

I thought the awesomeness of Colby compelled you to. No mortal could have the discipline to resist

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude, it's flim.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't people have his address?

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AZ already said it wasn't Flim

or is that just what he wants us to think?

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Flim knows how to hack someone's facebook and twitter accounts

He’s alot scarier than I thought…and he has my address

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I thought that maybe 2 consecutive days of Dick Stockton would make drive me insane

Yet it has somehow made me happy just realizing that neither Jay Randolph nor Al Hrabosky were anywhere near a microphone for this game

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he's still better than brently

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Al or Jay?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

both

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you serious?

I would rather sit in a porta potty than listen to jay call a game

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i actually don't mind brenly

he has his bad moments, but i think he does a pretty good job

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate the guy

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

probably at the Ballpark saloon with Jim Edmonds

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stockton's been okay

for someone calling the game facing the back wall of the booth

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lugo with the wheels!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like how Pitchtrax says the

1st and 2nd pitches were in the same spot

by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lugo's on second

We won’t get him in now

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GLARE!

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Brendan, take this next pitch.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for listening, asshat.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't tell the dodgers

but i think they’d be better off starting their bullpen tomorrow.

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Boog stinky.

And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play

by vico on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least TBS used Vampire Weekend for the commercial segue

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Man

this inning is HUGE for Waino.

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and for the team

2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!

by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't get it

why swing 3-1 when albert is up?

by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish I knew

Maybe Boog wants to be a superhero?

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

because Hal McRee

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

like dane cook told us 2 years ago

(with frosted tips) THERE’S ONLY ONE OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey. look, we're winning!

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i almost passed out from the vapors

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here, swoon on the couch.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a badass couch

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

20 hits...

6 walks, 2 hbp, 4 runs.

This reminds me of the 2002 NLCS against SF.

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

for what ever reason

that one hurts me a little more than 2004 WS

by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're dry humping the dodgers right now

Everytime we are about to score, we get excited, lose steam, and blow it.

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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

performance anxiety

need some viagra for wood

by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we bring Skippy on?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed

i love tony, but i don’t get the mindset of benching a .300 hitter every other day

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think i am the only person on these threads who lives in Jackson, TN

so most of you won’t appreciate this…but local commercials are the worst wastes of 30 seconds in the history of the world

that is all

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I live in Jackson buddy

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well then you know my pain

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What school did you go to?

I went to Northside

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

grew up in memphis

went to lambuth though

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So did my cousin

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

name?

don’t say it if you’re worried bout privacy

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Emily Garrett

Graduated HS in ’02, Lambuth ’06

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh wow

yea i know her…yeat above me…nice girl

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

year not yeat

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not much resemblance haha

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm from Lexington

lived in Jackson for 10 years.

Gary Pickins still sucks.

by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, yes he does

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are the chances

they leave this game to go to the Sox game.

by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i will cut them

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is plausible

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Angels kid

Chew with your mouth closed

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how many pitches is adam at?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit shit shit shit shit

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yadi Down!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yadi Down!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OUCH

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lucky for molina

manny’s not on the juice anymore

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what?

injury for who????

by BirdsonFire on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oh no

fuck you manny

Go Cards!

by hr on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OH SHIT

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you manny

That is all

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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FU MANNY....AND ALEX CINTRON

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I took one of those once

With an old style mask.

Kinda hurt.

by thepainguy on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wait, i'm not watching

did manny hit him on the backswing?

by Phizzle on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

Go Cards!

by hr on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Albert laid his hand upon Yadi

and the game continued

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Well yeah!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The guy

has taken some beating the last three weeks or so.. He is the real Iron Catcher

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Manny:

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fail.

or wait…was that intentional?

Go Cards!

by hr on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darn it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have successfully blocked that show out of my mind for 15 years and you

had to go and undo it.

i’ll have john stamos in my head later, and you’re to blame.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUCCESS!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama.......

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Self-flagged

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The FH references END HERE.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cut it out!

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that should be a bannable offense.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was not aware this was such a hated show.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who would hate that show?

It’s got Bob Saget, John Stamos, the guy who’s not John Stamos

/inside joke from 5 years ago

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

better than Family Matters

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i loved that show

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Stephanie was hot

Then she did meth and was meh, and now she’s hot again.

by rencelas on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i always like dj myself

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

older DJ(as in now)

is very hot, you just dont see her at all

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

because her & her retired hockey husband live in NoCal

and run a winery.

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I looked her up.

She’s married to Pavel Bure’s brother, who was also a hockey player. She’s also hardcore religious apparently too. Bleh.

by rencelas on Oct 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No religion!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

please

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lohse?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I said

“Whaaa?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bad bad bad

hopefully it’s just “work.”

by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was just thinking

Man I hope Lohse comes in to pitch

by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lohse v smoltz?

i thought it was lohse early in games and smoltz late in big situations??

by theWizard on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Manny hit Yadi so hard

Yadi thinks he’s tony Pena

by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet Lohse is bluffing them

Just a side session

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

By that I mean

TLR is bluffing them by having Lohse “warm up”

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll say it for you

Tony can S a D

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suck at driving?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

slam a duck?

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

strike a dog?

2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!

by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tom Verducci is a Dodgers homer eh?

Love the choice for announcers TBS, real good job. A Dodgers fan AND a Cubs fan…are you kidding me?

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wait

who doesn’t like Al Hrbadjasffdjklsky

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Brenly a fan or just announcer?

"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsh on winning the 1982 World Series.

by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

does Padilla

still have swine flu?

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought you were talking about the string hanging from his..........

nevermind. Won’t go there.

He brought it upon himself taking women’s hormones or whatever.

by jxmetal1 on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Manny is good

Those are really good pitches he’s fouling off

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a meat ball

and Yadda is flinching with every swing

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit Zombie Manny

Just die

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

done

Uncle Charlie with a hook

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And a Yadi fist pump at the end.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

quiet spanish insult uttered?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

something along the lines of that’s what you get for hitting me on the back of my skull with a baseball bat?

by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I were blind

I’d think the Diamondbacks were winning this game. These announcers are unbelievable.

by glamberson on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OH YEAH

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

B E A U T I F U L

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BIG BALLS

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

.....

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BEEEEEEEEEEEAAUUUUUUTIFUL!

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SIT DOWN

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHERE WAS THAT????

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yadi should have thrown to 3rd

and hit Manny in the back of the head by “accident”

by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

What a move (in Marv Albert voice)

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon

by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so Tony doesn't trust anybody enough to pull Waino right?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cy Wainwright

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

92-ish

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta be up around 100 after that Manny AB

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was that as exciting as Looney made it sound?

And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play

by vico on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay AP

Time to give A.D.A.M. some support….

by dccardsfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

anybody else think that the lady in the symbicort chick is probably hot?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

will networks ever learn

that it seems like the best shows are usually full of people that nobody has ever heard of, and actually count on things like good writing and ideas? Scott Bakula is not the answer. To anything.

by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Question:

Who is that guy from Quantom Leap who wore the occasional dress?

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

and star trek enterprise

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

scott bakula?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but theres ray romano too!

No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson

by stlwcards on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Broxton in

Interesting move. He pitched 1.1 innings yesterday. Will he lose a little zip off his fastball today?

by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I am A.D.A.M.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

try new BUD light Jalapeno!

put a little spice in your night!

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I LOLed.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

It would sell.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I vote for Bud Light Light

All the light beer taste, half of the light beer calories!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Done

Called Select 55

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

break this guy like lidge, berto!

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just getitng home.

Looks like a good game so far. But no more LOBsters damnit!

by Evilfrog on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That Broxton is a handsome man.

And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play

by vico on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Albert FAIL

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lego FAIL

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ludwick FAIL

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Inning FAIL.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Parking FAIL

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit, he is off ,

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

apparently

bellasario is playing 2b for LA.

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Noticed that too, did ya?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was kind of absurd.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yet completely expected

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willie Mays Pujols?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps he should be.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need insurance runs

I want a homerun

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

home runs

are facist

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

build some moar roads already Cali, damn

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes, you missed a spot near bakersfield.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i read a story a few years ago in Car & Driver about Cali not wanting to build more roads

because they want people to take bus’s & trains. but most hate doing that & everyone drives every where so they should stop trying to force people out of their cars & build better highway systems, because it will be better in the long run for everyone.

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's obvious

That these guys haven’t sat through a real LA rush hour

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw Joe Torre for knowing when to use your best reliever

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

cmon lutefisk!

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

haha

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our middle of the order

It just isn’t middle of the order enough tonight

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We need to get six

more outs. You hear me? Six more outs!

by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

-1

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hear ya

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heart of the order FAIL

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

still waiting

to see this new team of ours pull it all together on the same night

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Moar Wainwright please

C’mon Tony…one time…do this thing

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OT

Anyone remember an old ad that used to play during Cards games on KMOX…
“For a hole in your roof, or a whole new roof. Frederick Roofing.”

I LOVED that ad.

by peach concrete on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Still plays.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know about during games,

but I’ve heard that ad sometime recently.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's another roofing jingle that plays these days.

Something like “Call John Beale, call john beale, call john beale…”

by peach concrete on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was an ad back in springfield for a moving company

and the last line of the song in the commerical was “service that will move you… literally”

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes. occasionally, jingles from the past catch up with me.

my last good one on the boards was “Showbiz Pizza, where a kid can be a kid.”

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smoltz up in the pen!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

tlr

playing mind games

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Telported again.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game is unfinishable

Like Cardinals in scoring position

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE ADAM WAINWRIGHT

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is a game...

where he can throw 130 pitches

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not pitching again...

til Oct 16th

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KKKKKKK

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This was the first time I have smiled all night

thanks Waino’s curve/

(Insert Your Own Joke)

by AWolfAtTheDoor on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

awfully fascist out there

for a man with his pitch count

by DarkHelmut on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh god it's JI

JIM THOME

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ye

Yep

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

anthony reyes has nightmares

I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.

"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG

by slu on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sheesh.

Look at Adam’s body angle. He’s parallel to the ground. Goosebumps.

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love tuning out during trade deadlines

and randomly seeing Jim Thome in a new uniform each October

by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

why wasn't Miller already up & throwing?

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No

Ride with A.D.A.M., die with A.D.A.M.

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Palms are very sweaty right now

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oops

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

mother of ass

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ruh roh

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit, shit, shit

Its Furcal…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NO!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shit

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh for fucks sake

Can’t we NOT make these things interesting?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking Izzy...

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

any more?*

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by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

must own furcal...ownage must happen

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

From Yadi?

I like where your head’s at

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly.

stiff legs in there (hudson) maybe wander a little bit off the bag

by jxmetal1 on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodger Stadium playing Madonna over the PA

Just FYI

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

stop trying to make him a hero Tony!

get him outta there before the game is lost!

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i'd rather keep him in

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not sure whether i'm more surprised in

your lack of faith in adam

or

your apparent faith in our bullpen.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god....

That first curve made me throw up in my mouth.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So close.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If Yadi gets it out of his glove faster, Hudson is out

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Silly double clutch

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

if Yadi didn’t double clutch, this inning is ova

defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.

by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose tried to

sell it. That’s a split infinitive. Literally.

by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FINISH HIM!!!!

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Get Furcal out!!!

Uno mas!

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by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lets see charlie

one more time

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!

by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hammer time!

Drop it like it’s hot!

/pukes

by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltran him

"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang

by bmorgan on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A.D.A.M

is in the “Im going throw the best curveball I’ve ever thrown..” mode right now.

by Evilfrog on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking russel martin

sign stealing bastard

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the Dodgers are soo stealing signs

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pulse is through the roof right now

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

shit.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Adam

Serve them up a nice plate of LOBster

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

for fuck sake someone wake up Tony

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This AB decides the playoffs for the Cards

C’mon Waino.

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by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel like I'm gonna cry.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is Waino's fucking time

Bases loaded, up 1, two outs…DO IT

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

by lunchboxbomb on Oct 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wainwright > kemp

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs