NLDS Game 2 Game Thread
Somebody, don't know who, is sleeping on the job. So here's a game thread. Wainwright vs. Kershaw. This is a must-win game if we want to last longer than one round (TWSS?) in the playoffs.
This is after the jump. This may be the first time I've ever used the jump. I don't have a picture of a wizard, or any Boogtober anecdotes. Hopefully this has gotten me to 75 words.
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Well,
I’ll chime in and say Bob Brenly should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
[Homer shows Bart "Wonderbat".]
Bart: Wow. How many home runs you gonna hit with that thing?
Homer: Let's see... We play thirty games. Ten at-bats a game. Mm...three thousand.
by boog on Oct 8, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You need to announce the shit out of this Overflow thread if you want people to filter over jd.
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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I also don't want to step all over the mods or anything
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So does anyone know about this overflow or is just me?
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We're working on it!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
danup just posted it
everybody’s on the move
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
present and accocunted for
sir!
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, now you have announced it, jd.
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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Brenly = idiot
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luddy had 97 RBI this season?
Surprising
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a strike to Holliday last night
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Different ump.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
Just pointing it out
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this one still sucks though
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This must be revenge
for all the wins we weren’t supposed to have or something.
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what? we should have won 120 games this season
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ludwick
just pulled a colby with that liner
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RobbedWICK
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Badluckwick
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
for the love of Christ
Please score a fucking run!!!!
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LineOutWick sucks
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LinedrivesDon'tMatterWick
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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How many times are we going to get the leadoff man on and not score him?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hitting it right at people
this is very very frustrating
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What this team needs is a breakout.
If they could just post a crooked number or something. Maybe their karma will come back? This is ridiculous.
by mattisnotfrench on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
dammit!
i thought that one was down off of the bat
by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My Video Game feed just went out
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SHOW A REPLAY!
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lobster Cursed
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When was the Ludwick "foul" last night?
I’ll check my DVR.
by thepainguy on Oct 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Harold and that old bitch
Maude too. I hate Cat Stevens.
by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
...
Cat Stevens Yusef Islam
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like his music
for what it’s worth
by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck him too.
That commercial kills Americans.
by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously STFU
baseballs on
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
please drop this topic.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it weird when you changed your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kershaw at 97 pitches
But it doesn’t matter, since now Torre can go to the 3 inning buzzsaw that chewed ’em up last night. Fuck.
by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We got one run out of it last night
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
does anyone want to see that "couples retreat" movie?
i think either it’s really good, or they showed the all the good parts in the previews
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to see it.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like movies with Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
swingers is one of my all time favorites
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate vaughn now, he's an arrogant, insufferable douche
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i liked vaughn and favreau back when they were funny
you know, like swingers….
by FunkeeC on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What did Ludwick do last weekend?
Win a 100K in Vegas? The GOB’s are kicking him while he’s down.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holliday's performance today is weird
he’s not come through twice now with RISP…but he is the reason we are tied
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kershaw staying in?!
I like!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
his beard is very cody-esque
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's worse, if only because there appears to be more of it.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He will face
DeRo, Colby and Waino… That might be the reason he is still in?
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope adam knows
he’s pitching all 9 tonight
by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd give him the 10th as well
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
whats his count right now?
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
74
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the TBS graphics are driving me nuts
for some reason i really hate this “uni # / position” thing they do because the number 28 looks way too much like 2B. its screwing me up.
by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow Lugo!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GLARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LuGotEM!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LUGO!!!
that was nice
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well done lugo
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ZOMGZORZ WHAT A PLAY
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
throw, it's spelled throw
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
f'in gdm
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we get a song about Lugo now?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'll be watching you?
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmm i dont think so. But hes a great player
by RasmusGirl on Oct 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's not go that far.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
best bang for the buck on the roster
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know...
Albert was worth $20 million more than we paid him, no?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
only if you pay attention to made up stats
/duck ’n covers
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did Bob Brenley just groan on that great play?
What is that shit?
by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
if he calls pujols "derek lee" turn the audio off.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he works for wgn, what do you expect?
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Impartiality?
He’s supposed to be a pro.
by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
again, he works for wgn, what do you expect?
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought i heard that too
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how many pitches is A.D..M. at?
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i wish
we’d pitch albert in game 5 to show dominance
by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Luddy
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damnit Luddy
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lostinthesunwick
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
postseason.tv
is not worth the 10 bucks it cost to purchase. this choosing a camera idea is ridiculous. If you watch from CF, or anywhere else, you cant see anything other than the ball being hit.
eh, at least I can see the game… stupidnotv
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Luddy that was round trip flight
Take a better route
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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What the heck was that Lud?
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GOB payback time...
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nah it would REALLY suck if Lugo didn't make that play
we okay
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow. that view from RF was pretty intense
how the hell do you catch anything out there?
by theWizard on Oct 8, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
me too.
Just not as much as I hate Cat Stevens.
by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG SHUT UP BRENLY
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is why I hate Brenly
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
setting up the Yadi2First PO.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Get injured Furcal!!!!!!
no, not 6ly… BUT GET INJURED…
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
um...
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
careful, karma is a bitch.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I gave her ten bucks
for a lapdance and didn’t even pop wood. You’re right. She’s a str8 up bitch.
by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
too freaking close Boog
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A little more chalant please Boog
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ludwick's ball looked fair to me
But the reaction of the fans was ambiguous (and they were right there).
P.S. Uverse sucks.
by thepainguy on Oct 8, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, that might explain why MLB has made footage vanish.
You should preserve it.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, the exact frame was missing
by thepainguy on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my tinfoil is itching
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yer supposed to put it on top of your head.
not that one! the other.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks Madden
j/k
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when did the avocado industry get so big?
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
All hail our new guacamole overlords.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really? We are advertising avocados?
Nexdef’d I know, but I still cant get over it.
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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what's with this aggressive ad campaign for avocados?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Avocados can save the world
from certain destruction in the year 2012.
by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
will they be around like cockroaches after the nuclear holocaust?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice, DeRo.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
finally, a hit drops
now get him in jerks!
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
what's up with these avocados?
i mean, really? avocados, people?
/jerry seinfeld voice
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Avocados?
SHUT UP!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you didn't have to push tom down the stairs
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
F-Yeah DeRo
Can we please get some Post Season Magic here?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Some postseason
razzle-dazzle?
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Break the RISP slump right now
Colby-wan…it is time
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
or runner on base slump
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's going to be hard to do
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go sCorey!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha! Don't act like you don't like your avocado!
Hey people, my people need to eat ok? We export avocados, expand our market and raise the life quality of our rural areas!
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
do you also thrive on atomic green guacamole?
i swear, the thing in that commercial looks like the stuff that created the teenage mutant ninja turtles
by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. then no.
We thrive in the agricultural growth and production of natural, high-quality, healthy vegetables. Not chemically-enhanced, artificial bullcrap some people enjoy some much..
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brenly trying to get us to PH for waino
this is why he is in the broadcast booth
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Drive the ball, Cole B.
XBH s’il vous plait.
by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MOAR AVACADO!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SCOREY!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
YES! SCOREY!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
COLBY!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wahoo runs!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CODY!!!!
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Smooth RBI!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Even when we do something good something bad happens.
by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm okay with that
Baits the throw to 3rd base
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i blame zoom zoom
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yesyesyesyesyesno!
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kyle!
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Smooth Almost triple!
Way to go, Colby! So proud of the little guy!
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That. was. much. needed.
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Except for the out
At least there was no LOB.
by thepainguy on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good & bad
Good: MOAR RUNZ!
Bad: Remos out @ 3rd
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rasmussen!
bad baserunning though
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
not bad
aggressive
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY FAVORITE KIND OF HIT!
I guess I like HR’s more sometimes.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh woops.
This is the problem when announcers are too dumb to listen to. I miss things.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Colby!
stay at 2nd next time, okay bubba?
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cobe...
Why did you go to third with no outs and the ball in front of you?
by thepainguy on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nevar
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
twas only a question
he could have sneezed and not been able to give the stop sign
by BirdsonFire on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just checked
oquendo waved colby to 3rd
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No rewind on this DVR
Did I mention that Uverse sucks?
by thepainguy on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AT&T's crap cable service
Terrible image quality and DVR only works on one TV per household.
by thepainguy on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahh
don’t do that tv thing… so i don’t know about these cable names
by BirdsonFire on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can rewind ours.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're the only person I've heard say that.
Wait – no rewind? On your DVR? I mean, what’s the point?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were saying you couldn't rewind your DVR.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mind. blown.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit record, then watch the recording, then you can rewind
(presuming you’re watching from a receiver)
In related news, I recently canceled my U-verse service.
by astrostl on Oct 8, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Torre will go to the pen quick.
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
by vico on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
COLBY LOVES GUACAMOLE
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
HE WAS SAFE AT 3RD
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
teleport fail.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you think Colby was trying to attract attention?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
a cry for help?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Trying to draw a throw
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I think maybe.
Either way, that’s what it did.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Almost threw the relay over Kershaw's head
by dccardsfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
colby asks albert if he did well
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh no
Colby’s benched for the rest of the postseason
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Corby is the only player
who can go 2-3, 1rbi, and get benched for doing what Oquendo was telling him to do. its Ank time.
by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
did Oquendo send him to 3B?
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When they show multiple angles at once,
why do they always waste half the screen? Just do a split screen.
by outraged on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice hit, Lugo
Way to make up for the strikeout
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Furcal was inches from sailing that
ugh…we are less than a foot from being up 1-0 in the series with a 3-1 lead in game 2
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK, Tony's gonna yank Cody
he’s so pissed, he almost fell down the stairs
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
TBS is the suck
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a
greed
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the most animated I've seen Tony all year
How about you do that for your players not against them? Maybe get on the umpires for bad calls for once?
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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That could've been directed at ump.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, and i could've slept with Adrian Lima
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oquendo sent him!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know that doesn't matter
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
9 hits...
wow, we’re destroying their pitching…now if only we could target our efforts.
by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So... we get runners on first
but no further right? We cannot hit with RISP, but we do with bases empty and someone on first..
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well
We’ll just have to hit doubles all night to score runners
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please, Boog! get on!
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So glad i chose to make a video about razzle dazzle
by RasmusGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Prison stripes?
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not gonna lie
a Julio Lugo video would have just been creepy
by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
was it choice?
I thought the awesomeness of Colby compelled you to. No mortal could have the discipline to resist
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you do realize if you turn out to be a fake, you'll break all our hearts right?
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude, it's flim.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't people have his address?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AZ already said it wasn't Flim
or is that just what he wants us to think?
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If Flim knows how to hack someone's facebook and twitter accounts
He’s alot scarier than I thought…and he has my address
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I thought that maybe 2 consecutive days of Dick Stockton would make drive me insane
Yet it has somehow made me happy just realizing that neither Jay Randolph nor Al Hrabosky were anywhere near a microphone for this game
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Al Hrabosky is sitting at home next to a microphone just to spite you
by LandSickness on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's still better than brently
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Al or Jay?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
both
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you serious?
I would rather sit in a porta potty than listen to jay call a game
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
any Cardinal announcer is infinitely better than brently
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i actually don't mind brenly
he has his bad moments, but i think he does a pretty good job
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate the guy
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably at the Ballpark saloon with Jim Edmonds
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stockton's been okay
for someone calling the game facing the back wall of the booth
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lugo with the wheels!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how Pitchtrax says the
1st and 2nd pitches were in the same spot
by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lugo's on second
We won’t get him in now
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
GLARE!
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Brendan, take this next pitch.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for listening, asshat.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't tell the dodgers
but i think they’d be better off starting their bullpen tomorrow.
by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
crap, now he's in scoring position
inning over
by DanUpBaby on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Exactly my tought
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sigh.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Boog stinky.
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
by vico on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At least TBS used Vampire Weekend for the commercial segue
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man
this inning is HUGE for Waino.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and for the team
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it
why swing 3-1 when albert is up?
by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I knew
Maybe Boog wants to be a superhero?
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does he hit second on this team?
The beard is back!
by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
because Hal McRee
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
like dane cook told us 2 years ago
(with frosted tips) THERE’S ONLY ONE OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey. look, we're winning!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i almost passed out from the vapors
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's important I have a little brandy to calm myself.
by peach concrete on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
here, swoon on the couch.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a badass couch
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if this games ends soon enough i'll be able to go get some scotch
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
20 hits...
6 walks, 2 hbp, 4 runs.
This reminds me of the 2002 NLCS against SF.
The beard is back!
by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
for what ever reason
that one hurts me a little more than 2004 WS
by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We're dry humping the dodgers right now
Everytime we are about to score, we get excited, lose steam, and blow it.
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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Sure afterwords you need a change of underwear.
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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
performance anxiety
need some viagra for wood
by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we bring Skippy on?
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i think i am the only person on these threads who lives in Jackson, TN
so most of you won’t appreciate this…but local commercials are the worst wastes of 30 seconds in the history of the world
that is all
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I live in Jackson buddy
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well then you know my pain
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What school did you go to?
I went to Northside
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
grew up in memphis
went to lambuth though
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So did my cousin
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
name?
don’t say it if you’re worried bout privacy
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Emily Garrett
Graduated HS in ’02, Lambuth ’06
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh wow
yea i know her…yeat above me…nice girl
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
year not yeat
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not much resemblance haha
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm from Lexington
lived in Jackson for 10 years.
Gary Pickins still sucks.
by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, yes he does
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are the chances
they leave this game to go to the Sox game.
by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i will cut them
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is plausible
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Angels kid
Chew with your mouth closed
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
how many pitches is adam at?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so 2 more innings? ceteris paribus?
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shit shit shit shit shit
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yadi Down!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yadi Down!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lucky for molina
manny’s not on the juice anymore
by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH SHIT
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you manny
That is all
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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FU MANNY....AND ALEX CINTRON
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
What the living, deflowered fuck????????
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean, hell, his hair is made out of it
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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait, i'm not watching
did manny hit him on the backswing?
by Phizzle on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Albert laid his hand upon Yadi
and the game continued
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Well yeah!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Manny:

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny should upgrade his photobucket?
I agree
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Darn it.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have successfully blocked that show out of my mind for 15 years and you
had to go and undo it.
i’ll have john stamos in my head later, and you’re to blame.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
SUCCESS!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama.......
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Self-flagged
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The FH references END HERE.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cut it out!
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
by stlwcards on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that should be a bannable offense.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was not aware this was such a hated show.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who would hate that show?
It’s got Bob Saget, John Stamos, the guy who’s not John Stamos
/inside joke from 5 years ago
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
better than Family Matters
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
any show with "boner" can only be so good
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i loved that show
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Stephanie was hot
Then she did meth and was meh, and now she’s hot again.
by rencelas on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i always like dj myself
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
older DJ(as in now)
is very hot, you just dont see her at all
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
by stlwcards on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
because her & her retired hockey husband live in NoCal
and run a winery.
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I looked her up.
She’s married to Pavel Bure’s brother, who was also a hockey player. She’s also hardcore religious apparently too. Bleh.
by rencelas on Oct 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No religion!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said
“Whaaa?
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bad bad bad
hopefully it’s just “work.”
by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking
Man I hope Lohse comes in to pitch
by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lohse v smoltz?
i thought it was lohse early in games and smoltz late in big situations??
by theWizard on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manny hit Yadi so hard
Yadi thinks he’s tony Pena
by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why is Bubbles throwing up in the pen?
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
loosening up LaRue?
or is LaRue in the dugout?
by chem on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet Lohse is bluffing them
Just a side session
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
By that I mean
TLR is bluffing them by having Lohse “warm up”
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we're up 2-1 and we throw Carp on short rest I don't even know what to say
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 8, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll say it for you
Tony can S a D
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck at driving?
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
slam a duck?
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
strike a dog?
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tom Verducci is a Dodgers homer eh?
Love the choice for announcers TBS, real good job. A Dodgers fan AND a Cubs fan…are you kidding me?
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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Brenly a fan or just announcer?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsh on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought you were talking about the string hanging from his..........
nevermind. Won’t go there.
He brought it upon himself taking women’s hormones or whatever.
by jxmetal1 on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Manny is good
Those are really good pitches he’s fouling off
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a meat ball
and Yadda is flinching with every swing
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit Zombie Manny
Just die
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
done
Uncle Charlie with a hook
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a Yadi fist pump at the end.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
quiet spanish insult uttered?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
something along the lines of that’s what you get for hitting me on the back of my skull with a baseball bat?
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were blind
I’d think the Diamondbacks were winning this game. These announcers are unbelievable.
by glamberson on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OH YEAH
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
B E A U T I F U L
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BIG BALLS
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
BEEEEEEEEEEEAAUUUUUUTIFUL!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
by TNTinCO on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SIT DOWN
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
WHERE WAS THAT????
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yadi should have thrown to 3rd
and hit Manny in the back of the head by “accident”
by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
What a move (in Marv Albert voice)
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
by jacksonian on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so Tony doesn't trust anybody enough to pull Waino right?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He just bludgeoned him to death with the yellow hammer.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Cy Wainwright
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Gotta be up around 100 after that Manny AB
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
92 after the inning
13 pitch inning
by BirdsonFire on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was that as exciting as Looney made it sound?
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
by vico on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay AP
Time to give A.D.A.M. some support….
by dccardsfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
anybody else think that the lady in the symbicort chick is probably hot?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
will networks ever learn
that it seems like the best shows are usually full of people that nobody has ever heard of, and actually count on things like good writing and ideas? Scott Bakula is not the answer. To anything.
by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Question:
Who is that guy from Quantom Leap who wore the occasional dress?
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
and star trek enterprise
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have no idea how hard i was trying to think of his real name
but i bet he wore dresses
by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
scott bakula?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but theres ray romano too!
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
by stlwcards on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Broxton in
Interesting move. He pitched 1.1 innings yesterday. Will he lose a little zip off his fastball today?
by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am A.D.A.M.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I vote for no more new twists on Bud Light!
by LandSickness on Oct 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
try new BUD light Jalapeno!
put a little spice in your night!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I vote for Bud Light Light
All the light beer taste, half of the light beer calories!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
break this guy like lidge, berto!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't think he can do that up by a run
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fantastic 15 months of Basketball starts this week!!!
by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like basketball as much as I like Rihanna
And that is, of course, not one bit…
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Just getitng home.
Looks like a good game so far. But no more LOBsters damnit!
by Evilfrog on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That Broxton is a handsome man.
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
by vico on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Especially those bitchin sideburns.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Albert FAIL
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Lego FAIL
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ludwick FAIL
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Inning FAIL.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Parking FAIL

I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
shit, he is off ,
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
apparently
bellasario is playing 2b for LA.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Noticed that too, did ya?
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was kind of absurd.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yet completely expected
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Willie Mays Pujols?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps he should be.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need insurance runs
I want a homerun
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
home runs
are facist
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
build some moar roads already Cali, damn
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
yes, you missed a spot near bakersfield.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i read a story a few years ago in Car & Driver about Cali not wanting to build more roads
because they want people to take bus’s & trains. but most hate doing that & everyone drives every where so they should stop trying to force people out of their cars & build better highway systems, because it will be better in the long run for everyone.
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The funniest thing about them talking about the traffic
is that all those cars are moving
by LandSickness on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's obvious
That these guys haven’t sat through a real LA rush hour
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who doesn ot want to see
our bullpen in the 8th?
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Screw Joe Torre for knowing when to use your best reliever
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
cmon lutefisk!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Our middle of the order
It just isn’t middle of the order enough tonight
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to get six
more outs. You hear me? Six more outs!
by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i hear ya
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heart of the order FAIL
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
still waiting
to see this new team of ours pull it all together on the same night
by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Moar Wainwright please
C’mon Tony…one time…do this thing
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OT
Anyone remember an old ad that used to play during Cards games on KMOX…
“For a hole in your roof, or a whole new roof. Frederick Roofing.”
I LOVED that ad.
by peach concrete on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Still plays.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know about during games,
but I’ve heard that ad sometime recently.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's another roofing jingle that plays these days.
Something like “Call John Beale, call john beale, call john beale…”
by peach concrete on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one is inartful.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was an ad back in springfield for a moving company
and the last line of the song in the commerical was “service that will move you… literally”
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes. occasionally, jingles from the past catch up with me.
my last good one on the boards was “Showbiz Pizza, where a kid can be a kid.”
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Smoltz up in the pen!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Telported again.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Watching Battletoads play throughs on youtube
MAN. This game was so friggin hard.
by rencelas on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game is unfinishable
Like Cardinals in scoring position
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE ADAM WAINWRIGHT
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
this is a game...
where he can throw 130 pitches
The beard is back!
by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not pitching again...
til Oct 16th
The beard is back!
by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
KKKKKKK
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Waino's curve is redunkulous
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This was the first time I have smiled all night
thanks Waino’s curve/
(Insert Your Own Joke)
by AWolfAtTheDoor on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
awfully fascist out there
for a man with his pitch count
by DarkHelmut on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god it's JI
JIM THOME
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ye
Yep
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
anthony reyes has nightmares
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sheesh.
Look at Adam’s body angle. He’s parallel to the ground. Goosebumps.
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that Thome's music?
my god it is!
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i love tuning out during trade deadlines
and randomly seeing Jim Thome in a new uniform each October
by dbish on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
why wasn't Miller already up & throwing?
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No
Ride with A.D.A.M., die with A.D.A.M.
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Palms are very sweaty right now
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oops
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
mother of ass
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ruh roh
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit, shit, shit
Its Furcal…
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
NO!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shit
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh for fucks sake
Can’t we NOT make these things interesting?
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking Izzy...
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can the GOBs hate us anymore?
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
any more?*
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by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
must own furcal...ownage must happen
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
At the wrong time
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by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From Yadi?
I like where your head’s at
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dodger Stadium playing Madonna over the PA
Just FYI
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i'd love to hear that at Yankee Stadium
by Expatcardfan on Oct 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right when A-Rod gets wood
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
stop trying to make him a hero Tony!
get him outta there before the game is lost!
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i'd rather keep him in
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm not sure whether i'm more surprised in
your lack of faith in adam
or
your apparent faith in our bullpen.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i trust a fresh Smoltz or Miller over a tired Adam
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh god....
That first curve made me throw up in my mouth.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So close.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If Yadi gets it out of his glove faster, Hudson is out
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Silly double clutch
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is not a good move, no matter what happens.
With a full bullpen, there’s no sense making Waino throw 110+ pitches…
by rencelas on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
if Yadi didn’t double clutch, this inning is ova
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jose tried to
sell it. That’s a split infinitive. Literally.
by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FINISH HIM!!!!
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
by VolsnCards5 on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Get Furcal out!!!
Uno mas!
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
lets see charlie
one more time
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hammer time!
Drop it like it’s hot!
/pukes
by Paralaranoid on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Beltran him
"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang
by bmorgan on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A.D.A.M
is in the “Im going throw the best curveball I’ve ever thrown..” mode right now.
by Evilfrog on Oct 8, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I've been nervous from the first pitch til now
and I hate it
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by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking russel martin
sign stealing bastard
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the Dodgers are soo stealing signs
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pulse is through the roof right now
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
shit.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
by Cardinals645 on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ohhhh noo.... Kemp can be a hero again here...
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pull him now Tony
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can it be more obvious?
This is retarded.
by rencelas on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
should have thrown a high fast ball by him, he was talking the hook all the way
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to spontaneously combust
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Adam
Serve them up a nice plate of LOBster
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You've been here before ADAM
Do it again
by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
for fuck sake someone wake up Tony
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This AB decides the playoffs for the Cards
C’mon Waino.
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by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel like I'm gonna cry.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is Waino's fucking time
Bases loaded, up 1, two outs…DO IT
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
by lunchboxbomb on Oct 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wainwright > kemp
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs






