NLDS Game 2 Game Thread
Somebody, don't know who, is sleeping on the job. So here's a game thread. Wainwright vs. Kershaw. This is a must-win game if we want to last longer than one round (TWSS?) in the playoffs.
This is after the jump. This may be the first time I've ever used the jump. I don't have a picture of a wizard, or any Boogtober anecdotes. Hopefully this has gotten me to 75 words.
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Well,
I’ll chime in and say Bob Brenly should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell.
[Homer shows Bart "Wonderbat".]
Bart: Wow. How many home runs you gonna hit with that thing?
Homer: Let's see... We play thirty games. Ten at-bats a game. Mm...three thousand.
You need to announce the shit out of this Overflow thread if you want people to filter over jd.
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I also don't want to step all over the mods or anything
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
We're working on it!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
danup just posted it
everybody’s on the move
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
present and accocunted for
sir!
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
Luddy had 97 RBI this season?
Surprising
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
That was a strike to Holliday last night
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
I know
Just pointing it out
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
This must be revenge
for all the wins we weren’t supposed to have or something.
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
Ludwick
just pulled a colby with that liner
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
RobbedWICK
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Badluckwick
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
for the love of Christ
Please score a fucking run!!!!
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How many times are we going to get the leadoff man on and not score him?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Hitting it right at people
this is very very frustrating
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
What this team needs is a breakout.
If they could just post a crooked number or something. Maybe their karma will come back? This is ridiculous.
Seriously STFU
baseballs on
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
please drop this topic.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Was it weird when you changed your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Kershaw at 97 pitches
But it doesn’t matter, since now Torre can go to the 3 inning buzzsaw that chewed ’em up last night. Fuck.
We got one run out of it last night
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
does anyone want to see that "couples retreat" movie?
i think either it’s really good, or they showed the all the good parts in the previews
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I like movies with Jon Favreau and Vince Vaughn
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
swingers is one of my all time favorites
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
What did Ludwick do last weekend?
Win a 100K in Vegas? The GOB’s are kicking him while he’s down.
Holliday's performance today is weird
he’s not come through twice now with RISP…but he is the reason we are tied
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
his beard is very cody-esque
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions
It's worse, if only because there appears to be more of it.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
He will face
DeRo, Colby and Waino… That might be the reason he is still in?
I want the Walrus back...
whats his count right now?
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
74
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
the TBS graphics are driving me nuts
for some reason i really hate this “uni # / position” thing they do because the number 28 looks way too much like 2B. its screwing me up.
Wow Lugo!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
LuGotEM!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LUGO!!!
that was nice
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
ZOMGZORZ WHAT A PLAY
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
f'in gdm
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Can we get a song about Lugo now?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
best bang for the buck on the roster
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
I don't know...
Albert was worth $20 million more than we paid him, no?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
only if you pay attention to made up stats
/duck ’n covers
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
if he calls pujols "derek lee" turn the audio off.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Impartiality?
He’s supposed to be a pro.
by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought i heard that too
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
how many pitches is A.D..M. at?
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Dammit Luddy
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Lostinthesunwick
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
postseason.tv
is not worth the 10 bucks it cost to purchase. this choosing a camera idea is ridiculous. If you watch from CF, or anywhere else, you cant see anything other than the ball being hit.
eh, at least I can see the game… stupidnotv
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
nah it would REALLY suck if Lugo didn't make that play
we okay
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
OMG SHUT UP BRENLY
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
This is why I hate Brenly
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
setting up the Yadi2First PO.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
careful, karma is a bitch.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
A little more chalant please Boog
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
Ludwick's ball looked fair to me
But the reaction of the fans was ambiguous (and they were right there).
P.S. Uverse sucks.
Well, that might explain why MLB has made footage vanish.
You should preserve it.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
yer supposed to put it on top of your head.
not that one! the other.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
thanks Madden
j/k
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
All hail our new guacamole overlords.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
Really? We are advertising avocados?
Nexdef’d I know, but I still cant get over it.
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what's with this aggressive ad campaign for avocados?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
will they be around like cockroaches after the nuclear holocaust?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
what's up with these avocados?
i mean, really? avocados, people?
/jerry seinfeld voice
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
F-Yeah DeRo
Can we please get some Post Season Magic here?
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Some postseason
razzle-dazzle?
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
this
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Break the RISP slump right now
Colby-wan…it is time
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
or runner on base slump
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Let's go sCorey!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Ha! Don't act like you don't like your avocado!
Hey people, my people need to eat ok? We export avocados, expand our market and raise the life quality of our rural areas!
I want the Walrus back...
do you also thrive on atomic green guacamole?
i swear, the thing in that commercial looks like the stuff that created the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Oh. then no.
We thrive in the agricultural growth and production of natural, high-quality, healthy vegetables. Not chemically-enhanced, artificial bullcrap some people enjoy some much..
I want the Walrus back...
Brenly trying to get us to PH for waino
this is why he is in the broadcast booth
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
MOAR AVACADO!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
YES! SCOREY!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Wahoo runs!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Smooth RBI!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Even when we do something good something bad happens.
by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm okay with that
Baits the throw to 3rd base
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
i blame zoom zoom
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
yesyesyesyesyesno!
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
Smooth Almost triple!
Way to go, Colby! So proud of the little guy!
Rasmussen!
bad baserunning though
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
not bad
aggressive
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
MY FAVORITE KIND OF HIT!
I guess I like HR’s more sometimes.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Oh woops.
This is the problem when announcers are too dumb to listen to. I miss things.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
nevar
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
twas only a question
he could have sneezed and not been able to give the stop sign
just checked
oquendo waved colby to 3rd
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
ahh
don’t do that tv thing… so i don’t know about these cable names
You're the only person I've heard say that.
Wait – no rewind? On your DVR? I mean, what’s the point?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
I thought you were saying you couldn't rewind your DVR.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
Hit record, then watch the recording, then you can rewind
(presuming you’re watching from a receiver)
In related news, I recently canceled my U-verse service.
Torre will go to the pen quick.
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
COLBY LOVES GUACAMOLE
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
teleport fail.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Do you think Colby was trying to attract attention?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
a cry for help?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Trying to draw a throw
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Yeah, I think maybe.
Either way, that’s what it did.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
colby asks albert if he did well
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Oh no
Colby’s benched for the rest of the postseason
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Corby is the only player
who can go 2-3, 1rbi, and get benched for doing what Oquendo was telling him to do. its Ank time.
yes
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
When they show multiple angles at once,
why do they always waste half the screen? Just do a split screen.
Nice hit, Lugo
Way to make up for the strikeout
Furcal was inches from sailing that
ugh…we are less than a foot from being up 1-0 in the series with a 3-1 lead in game 2
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
FUCK, Tony's gonna yank Cody
he’s so pissed, he almost fell down the stairs
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
TBS is the suck
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
a
greed
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
That was the most animated I've seen Tony all year
How about you do that for your players not against them? Maybe get on the umpires for bad calls for once?
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So... we get runners on first
but no further right? We cannot hit with RISP, but we do with bases empty and someone on first..
I want the Walrus back...
Well
We’ll just have to hit doubles all night to score runners
was it choice?
I thought the awesomeness of Colby compelled you to. No mortal could have the discipline to resist
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
you do realize if you turn out to be a fake, you'll break all our hearts right?
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dude, it's flim.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
don't people have his address?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
AZ already said it wasn't Flim
or is that just what he wants us to think?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
If Flim knows how to hack someone's facebook and twitter accounts
He’s alot scarier than I thought…and he has my address
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
So I thought that maybe 2 consecutive days of Dick Stockton would make drive me insane
Yet it has somehow made me happy just realizing that neither Jay Randolph nor Al Hrabosky were anywhere near a microphone for this game
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Al or Jay?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
are you serious?
I would rather sit in a porta potty than listen to jay call a game
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
i actually don't mind brenly
he has his bad moments, but i think he does a pretty good job
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
probably at the Ballpark saloon with Jim Edmonds
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Stockton's been okay
for someone calling the game facing the back wall of the booth
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lugo with the wheels!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Brendan, take this next pitch.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Thanks for listening, asshat.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
sigh.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Boog stinky.
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
At least TBS used Vampire Weekend for the commercial segue
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Man
this inning is HUGE for Waino.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
I wish I knew
Maybe Boog wants to be a superhero?
because Hal McRee
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
hey. look, we're winning!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I think it's important I have a little brandy to calm myself.
by peach concrete on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
here, swoon on the couch.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
that's a badass couch
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
if this games ends soon enough i'll be able to go get some scotch
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
We're dry humping the dodgers right now
Everytime we are about to score, we get excited, lose steam, and blow it.
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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i think i am the only person on these threads who lives in Jackson, TN
so most of you won’t appreciate this…but local commercials are the worst wastes of 30 seconds in the history of the world
that is all
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
I live in Jackson buddy
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
well then you know my pain
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
What school did you go to?
I went to Northside
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions
grew up in memphis
went to lambuth though
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
So did my cousin
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
name?
don’t say it if you’re worried bout privacy
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Emily Garrett
Graduated HS in ’02, Lambuth ’06
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
oh wow
yea i know her…yeat above me…nice girl
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
year not yeat
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Not much resemblance haha
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
yes, yes he does
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
i will cut them
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
how many pitches is adam at?
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Shit shit shit shit shit
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Yadi Down!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Yadi Down!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
FU MANNY....AND ALEX CINTRON
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 8, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Albert laid his hand upon Yadi
and the game continued
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Manny should upgrade his photobucket?
I agree
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i have successfully blocked that show out of my mind for 15 years and you
had to go and undo it.
i’ll have john stamos in my head later, and you’re to blame.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama.......
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Self-flagged
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Cut it out!
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
that should be a bannable offense.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Who would hate that show?
It’s got Bob Saget, John Stamos, the guy who’s not John Stamos
/inside joke from 5 years ago
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
better than Family Matters
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
any show with "boner" can only be so good
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
older DJ(as in now)
is very hot, you just dont see her at all
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
because her & her retired hockey husband live in NoCal
and run a winery.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I looked her up.
She’s married to Pavel Bure’s brother, who was also a hockey player. She’s also hardcore religious apparently too. Bleh.
I said
“Whaaa?
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I bet Lohse is bluffing them
Just a side session
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
By that I mean
TLR is bluffing them by having Lohse “warm up”
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
I'll say it for you
Tony can S a D
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Tom Verducci is a Dodgers homer eh?
Love the choice for announcers TBS, real good job. A Dodgers fan AND a Cubs fan…are you kidding me?
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
Is Brenly a fan or just announcer?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsh on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought you were talking about the string hanging from his..........
nevermind. Won’t go there.
He brought it upon himself taking women’s hormones or whatever.
by jxmetal1 on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dammit Zombie Manny
Just die
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
done
Uncle Charlie with a hook
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
quiet spanish insult uttered?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
something along the lines of that’s what you get for hitting me on the back of my skull with a baseball bat?
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions
If I were blind
I’d think the Diamondbacks were winning this game. These announcers are unbelievable.
OH YEAH
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
BIG BALLS
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
BEEEEEEEEEEEAAUUUUUUTIFUL!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Yes!
What a move (in Marv Albert voice)
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
so Tony doesn't trust anybody enough to pull Waino right?
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He just bludgeoned him to death with the yellow hammer.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Cy Wainwright
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Gotta be up around 100 after that Manny AB
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Was that as exciting as Looney made it sound?
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
anybody else think that the lady in the symbicort chick is probably hot?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
will networks ever learn
that it seems like the best shows are usually full of people that nobody has ever heard of, and actually count on things like good writing and ideas? Scott Bakula is not the answer. To anything.
Question:
Who is that guy from Quantom Leap who wore the occasional dress?
yes
and star trek enterprise
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
scott bakula?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
but theres ray romano too!
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Broxton in
Interesting move. He pitched 1.1 innings yesterday. Will he lose a little zip off his fastball today?
try new BUD light Jalapeno!
put a little spice in your night!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I vote for Bud Light Light
All the light beer taste, half of the light beer calories!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
break this guy like lidge, berto!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I like basketball as much as I like Rihanna
And that is, of course, not one bit…
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That Broxton is a handsome man.
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
shit, he is off ,
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
That was kind of absurd.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
We need insurance runs
I want a homerun
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
home runs
are facist
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
yes, you missed a spot near bakersfield.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
i read a story a few years ago in Car & Driver about Cali not wanting to build more roads
because they want people to take bus’s & trains. but most hate doing that & everyone drives every where so they should stop trying to force people out of their cars & build better highway systems, because it will be better in the long run for everyone.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
It's obvious
That these guys haven’t sat through a real LA rush hour
Screw Joe Torre for knowing when to use your best reliever
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
cmon lutefisk!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Our middle of the order
It just isn’t middle of the order enough tonight
i hear ya
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Heart of the order FAIL
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Moar Wainwright please
C’mon Tony…one time…do this thing
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
OT
Anyone remember an old ad that used to play during Cards games on KMOX…
“For a hole in your roof, or a whole new roof. Frederick Roofing.”
I LOVED that ad.
I don't know about during games,
but I’ve heard that ad sometime recently.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
There's another roofing jingle that plays these days.
Something like “Call John Beale, call john beale, call john beale…”
by peach concrete on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
There was an ad back in springfield for a moving company
and the last line of the song in the commerical was “service that will move you… literally”
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
yes. occasionally, jingles from the past catch up with me.
my last good one on the boards was “Showbiz Pizza, where a kid can be a kid.”
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Smoltz up in the pen!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
+1
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Game is unfinishable
Like Cardinals in scoring position
I LOVE ADAM WAINWRIGHT
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Oh god it's JI
JIM THOME
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
anthony reyes has nightmares
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Sheesh.
Look at Adam’s body angle. He’s parallel to the ground. Goosebumps.
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
is that Thome's music?
my god it is!
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Oct 8, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
i love tuning out during trade deadlines
and randomly seeing Jim Thome in a new uniform each October
No
Ride with A.D.A.M., die with A.D.A.M.
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Palms are very sweaty right now
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Ruh roh
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
shit
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
fucking Izzy...
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
must own furcal...ownage must happen
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
From Yadi?
I like where your head’s at
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Dodger Stadium playing Madonna over the PA
Just FYI
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
stop trying to make him a hero Tony!
get him outta there before the game is lost!
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
i'd rather keep him in
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
i'm not sure whether i'm more surprised in
your lack of faith in adam
or
your apparent faith in our bullpen.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Oh god....
That first curve made me throw up in my mouth.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
If Yadi gets it out of his glove faster, Hudson is out
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
This is not a good move, no matter what happens.
With a full bullpen, there’s no sense making Waino throw 110+ pitches…
FINISH HIM!!!!
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Beltran him
"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang
fucking russel martin
sign stealing bastard
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
Pulse is through the roof right now
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
FUCK
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
should have thrown a high fast ball by him, he was talking the hook all the way
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C'mon Adam
Serve them up a nice plate of LOBster
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
This is Waino's fucking time
Bases loaded, up 1, two outs…DO IT
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
wainwright > kemp
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
...

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions
wow, according to gameday
that first pitch was in his eat.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
it was in my eat too
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
country hardball!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Grady LittleRussa
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
FIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
YES!!!!!!!!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
motherFUCK yes
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
fuck yes
"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang
take that mr fist!
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
HOLY SHIT!!
w000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000t
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
I've never
sat in front of my computer completely paralyzed until now. So worth it.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 8, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
ADAM
BALLS OF STEEL
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
OMGOB
Cy freakin young Son!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Phew
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
A.D.A.M.
is C.Y.borg!!
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
rec'd
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
thank you thank you, tony
for leaving him in
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Gotta get some insurance here
Ethier-Manny-Loney in the bottom of the 9th
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
ALL YOUR BATTERS BELONG TO ME

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
there should be an "are" in there
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Need some serious insurance
Especially if Franklin is coming in
Smoltz plz
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Smoltz to close please
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Wainwright to CG please
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
More runs first please
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 8, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Time for a colby jack
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
clearly he can't hit lefties
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Sherrill coming in
Rasmus will be pinch hit for
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
stupid move IMHO
we need his glove…plus he can hit lefties now
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
That's just my guess
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
WW game score through 8 is 78
quite a nice change after last night!
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
C'mon Yadi
Line drive one off of Manny’s skull
resistance is fur-tile ?
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
Brenly might be bad
but that was a good line…
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
subject

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Oct 8, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions 10 recs
2 moar
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Oct 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
make it green
1 more
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Oct 8, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Like Pete Gray?

C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 8, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
derosa's quietly having a good game
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Glaus on deck
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
He's gonna be PH for unless a DP
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Geiger? Let's Go!
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
Don't hate on derosa
he’s swinging the bat really well right now.
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
home run now
let it begin
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
come on sCorey!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Franky in the pen
Not sure if I like that move, given his late command issues.
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
Nice rip, Cloby
Right at Manny unfortunately
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Shit
he is ripping the ball
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
break out the franklins
ahhh
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
Which GOB did Colby offend?
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
Ugh
Apparently the same one Glaus did. So close.
i forgot my santa glaus list!
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Manny chuckles as the remembers
what they’re paying him…
Time to crack a Franklin
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Fuck Fuck Fuck
Shit
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Shannon will get to say his "Ol Abner is right on target " line
- 3, 4 5 coming up for the Dodgers
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
quick and painless plz
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Rasmus has seen the ball great against LHP in these two games
That’s a good thing
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
no religion!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
i actually have had one
california dog at Steve’s Snappin Dogs in Denver.
Good stuff
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
this may be intresting.
Define intresting
Oh God! Oh god! We’re going to die!
by Harknights on Oct 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Rec for the FF
I just hope Franklin isn’t letting anything floating like a leaf on the wind
ugh
letting anything float like a leaf on the wind
Oh god anything but this
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 8, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
Hey guys,
did you hear George is having a party?
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
/stab
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
two words - plastic sheeting.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
i would respond cleverly if only i could feel something.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 8, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
here come the cramps
ahhhhh
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
yes
it should be ice cold so that it does not have any taste
shit is too light, yo
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
you americans and your lagers
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
must get ethier
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Not to be a buzzkill
But doesn’t Manny have ridonkulous numbers against Franklin?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
ugh pitch 3 was very strike-ish
not even close to a ball on gameday.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
Do this thing
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
I need to get in better shape
These playoffs will kill me
WTF BLUE
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Eh wasn't as close as I thought it was
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
I really really hate these umpires.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Miller!
He is the terminator against lefties.
+1
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Good work Miller
Franklin: Do not F this up
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
C'mon Franklin
Do the damn thing
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Albert is a team player
Goes to Miller and pats him (not exactly on the back) for doing his job. You gotta love Jose
I want the Walrus back...
If we go deep into the playoffs
playing 2-1 games…
I will not survive.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Still better than being down 10-0 right now
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
I want Smoltz so bad here it is physically hurts me
take that sexually if you must…doesn’t change the way i feel
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Oh god oh god oh god
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
UUUUUUUUU SUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKK FRANKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i grabbed a franklin
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
I'll just chew on my sweatshirt instead.
And pull at my hair.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
/grzlfpalasdr
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
no crying in baseball!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Question:
Would you rather have Smoltz facing Manny or Smoltz facing Manny
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
I must say
Dodger Stadium has the weirdest collection of stadium music I’ve ever heard
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
franklin
do. your. job.
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
premature.
you jinxer.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
death
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
death
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Go to hell
stop it…take it back…do something
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
You better have just stepped out of a fucking DeLorian
by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
guess we know what milton bradley is doing in the offseason.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
i blame you
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
perish in a fire.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
ONE!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
ONE MORE
C’mon Franklin!!!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
HFS
can’t believe it
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
He broke 'ees bat!!
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Bring in Ankiel...now
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
breathe in, breathe out, relax
Manny gone and 1 to go.
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
file out everybody
gotta get to your cars in what is perhaps the biggest ugly parking lot with a stadium in there somewhere.
1 more strike
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
1 more strike
if i feel like this here…i cannot imagine franklin closing out a WS game
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
GODDAMNIT LEGO
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
FUCK YOU HOLLIDAY!! FUCK YOU!!
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Dunc woulda had that one
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Ok, who jinxed us by saying the game was over after 2 outs?
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
if it had been ANYONE else
how do you continue to make these things happen?
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
it's ridiculous
and not in the pujols way.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Yes, I know.
Maybe I should:
a. Not come back next season
b. Under a different name
Any other suggestions?
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
make bold predictions for the cubs?
or the dodgers the rest of this series
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
twas me
though i meant to pitch…i’ll take the credit
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
fuck you gammons!!!!
best LFer my ass!!!!!!
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
I think we all need to close out VEB
No one can have a webpage open with that big of a jinx on it open. I’m out. Follow me.
Not afraid to nitpick
you might want to cool it w/ comments like this...
you sound like the angry dodger fans i heard at the stadium last night.
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
holliday played that
like a swedish girlscout
Or just don't hit enter til you've read what you've written.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
I should pay more attention to the game
I wasn’t paying a lot of attention b/c I was doing some homework while watching.
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
he went
he went…no doubt
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
one moar strike
please?
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
zoomzoom
i swear
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
I wish Franklin had a strikeout pitch
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Drop the Deuce
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
well played
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Dammit Zombie Blake
Just die already!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Damn this pesky bastard
just go away
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
HOLY FUCK I CAN'T TAKE THIS
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Start Suckage...
NOW!
Still wearing my Stubby Clapp jersey t-shirt
"You can imagine where it goes from there..." "he fixes the cable?"
I despise this asshat.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T TAKE THIS RIGHT NOW
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
this one isn't on him
he did his job…Holliday didn’t do his
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
not your fault, seriously
lego, frankiln… yes. you, no
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
fuck. what an atbat, though.
get belliard, plzz.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
smoltzy for closer
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Ryan Franklin: Fuck you; Matt Holliday: Fuck you.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Belliard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IIIIIII HHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEEEE YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
Still wearing my Stubby Clapp jersey t-shirt
"You can imagine where it goes from there..." "he fixes the cable?"
mother fuck
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
This game was over
GOD DAMMIT FRANKLIN AND HOLIDAY
This sucks
This sucks a whole lot
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Franklin
He really shouldn’t ever touch the ball again
Franklin, just leave and don't ever come back.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
I want Smoltz
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
This one is on Holliday and Tony
Smoltz should be in this game
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Pull him Tony
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
THROW MOAR STRIKES
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Should have kept Waino in
We’d be out of here by now
Oh come on...
we all knew this was going to happen. The only chance they had was Waino going the distance. (Not that I blame Tony for taking him out, he was on fumes).
I mean, this is exactly the way Franklin pitched the whole last month or so?
Unbelievable
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Well.... this sucks.
Being in the playoffs was not supposed to be like this.
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
oh Jesus, don't focus on Brendan crying.
that is not. right.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
should've brought in smoltz
when he walked em loaded
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Because Franklin is the Closer.
Obviously.
It’s like, he realizes that being the Closer means nothing, by pitching Miller, but then immediately forgets that once Franklin is in the game.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
Maybe he was saving Smoltz for Saturday.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
well for one thing, I'm almost certain Yadi and Frankie pulled a UIBB at the end
but Belli made them pay.
For TLR to take them to task, when Yadi does the bulk of game-calling for whomever’s closing, also second-guesses the battery as a whole.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I don't ever want to see Ryan Franklin pitch for the Cardinals again in any capacity.
I don’t care if we have to trade every person in our farm system to get rid of him.
I don’t ever, ever want to see that dumbass wear that fucking uniform again.
Thanks, Mo, for pissing away Brett Wallace on that Stone Handed Bitch.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I don't want Holiday back.
I’d rather spend for Bay out of spite.
i'd rather have holliday than bay
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
dramatic much?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
but he's a plus defender!
duncan makes that catch, btw
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Of course he does.
Manny made a more difficult catch earlier, too.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
of course he does...
the GOB have a sick sense of humor, don’t they?
And zoom, if you did that to be funny, it wasn’t funny.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
I hope Holliday feels like shit
He just made Brendan Ryan cry.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
not over yet, boog
get yer ass to st louis and get ready for the pinata
this is still better than watching fucking football
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
I'm going to Saturday's game
obviously, I would much rather see a win than a season-ending, heartbreaking loss
this is still better than watching fucking football
true.
(sigh)
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I've stopped watching that.
they’re just dwelling on the shot like a bunch of dickwads.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
But they are showing hockey on FSN.
Where is my postgame coverage?
: (
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
TLR probably blocked 'em.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Following my Sailor Moon theme
This was the image that came to mind:

“…but we belong together!”
Maybe Matty Ho’s trying to protect Boog from an awful fate.
(grasping at straws)
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Boog needs to punch Matt in the nuts.
he won’t, but I can have special wishes too.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Well, I guess the ball he dropped hit him in the nuts
on the way to the ground.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
missed that
I guess the GOB just thought it would be funny.
NOT FUNNY, GOB!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I realize that the 06 WS was a fluke win by popular opinion...
but that’s really no reason for the GOBs to never let another win by an NL Central team happen again… this is fucking ricockulous.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
season is done
No way this team wins 3 in a row the way they’ve been defecating on themselves for the past month. This fucking blows.
by Handsome B Wonderful on Oct 8, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
Not a chance in hell this team has A win
let alone 3. I 6ly want to hurt kittens right now.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Darryl Porter Holliday
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
WOOOOOOO!!
Hey guys,
DVR’d the game. I’m in the bottom of the 9th w/ 2 outs! Sweeet! Go Cards!
Wait.
Oh.
Oh no….
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
by effin fisk on Oct 8, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
On the plus side, a friend of mine has a ticket for me for Game 5.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
I sincerely hope there is a Game 5 for you to see.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Though, to clarify
I’d have much rather not gone, and had the Cardinals win in 3 or 4.
I knew shit was up when all but one ESPN analyst had the Cardinals winning.
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
all toast, no chicken this year
unfortunately bernie and others were right
they are what they were the last 6 weeks
don’t know about you, but i would not pay holliday anything close to apu money
somebody wants to give him 15-20M per, they can have him
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
he's easily worth 15MM
he’s one of the premier hitters in the game
and if you think 15-20MM is apu money, you’re kidding yourself
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
other thread has locked and I gotta go...
so one last shot…
we should change his name to Leggo.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
drive safely, dudes.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT




































