NLDS Game 2 Open Thread: Cardinals at Dodgers
St. Louis Cardinals at Los Angeles Dodgers, Oct 8, 2009 6:07 PM EDT
Kershaw—8-8, 2.79
Wainwright—19-8, 2.63
Consider Kershaw
An object lesson: walk, or
Strike out not trying
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Oh yeah
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions
yes

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
yes?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
definately

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
you sure?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Y E S

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
you win
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That is AWESOME
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
must be

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
You can delete my gamethread I just created
Or we can make it the first overflow
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Alright Lugo
let’s get something started
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
he wanted to ring him up there!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Outstanding
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Definitely not taking an aggressive approach so far
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
memory fail
last night we had the bases loaded in the first no outs
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Sigh
Albert, you should have killed that one
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
look at those empty seats
ridiculous
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:13 PM EDT reply actions
i'm more surprised
by the empty bases
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
bad traffic on the 10, the 850, the 490, the 575, the 910, the 240, the 61 . . . .
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
No mention of the 110?
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
/notanLAnative
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
NO!
ANYTIME IS GOOD FOR BASEBALL!
hehehehe All Caps is fun.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Busch Stadium wouldnt be full for a 3 oclock playoff game?
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
you could fill Busch twice for a 3 oclock playoff game
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
busch would be full for a 3 o'clock AM playoff game.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
You honestly don't understand LA traffic
I left USC 1.5 hours before the game when the Giants were playing the Dodgers. I was literally 2 miles away from the stadium, and JUST made it in time for first pitch
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
Shoulda walked
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Don't tell me what to do
You don’t know me
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
lol
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
and there is no alternative
you HAVE to drive to the game. You can’t take the bus, the subway, the metro, etc.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
Ugh
Please, don’t let Kershaw have a quality start..
And will the Rockies close this shit out already??
I want the Walrus back...
If Furcal just sticks the bat out and flips another base hit to left I'm going to punch something
Most likely a baby.
Same
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
people not allowed to babysit
1) azru
2) gdm
3) jd
4) cloistermaximus
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I think cloistermaximus
should be a little further up the chart.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
this is in chronological order of disbarment, not order of unsuitability.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
maybe just my wall
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
BEAT L.A!
God I hate Furcal. Anybody remember him picking his boogers after he blew it for Maddux and L.A. last year?
wainwrights tired of this shit
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Just hit 95
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Cards....
Go WW…win this damn thing.
I’m on media blackout……Check back after the DVR replay…..
Win this!!!

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
"oh, did I mention i have a 12-6 curveball? would you like to see it again?"
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Carp didn't look sharp
Which is unfortunate, but I’ve got a lot of faith in Waino
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
I think I got those Cards Oakley's
before anyone on the team. I feel special
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Waino is AMPED
95 on the gun multiple times
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
this game thread is much much slower than yesterday
and he is in full A.D.A.M mode.
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
If we win today
(And GOB’s please note I said “If”) If and only If we win today, Saturday’s thread is going to be unstoppable
I want the Walrus back...
more people aren't home from work yet too
things will pick up in about an hour
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Whoever goes to the game
should give us some updates on the ambient and other cool stuff..
I want the Walrus back...
Yeah
96!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Throwing fire on the strike zone
That Adam Wainwright throwing fire on the corner… Ha! I am a lyric maestro
I want the Walrus back...
Wainwright player jersey working its magic so far
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
I've got his bobblehead out in front of my monitor
by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
I need a bobblehead
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Unless you mean you need a bobblehead of yourself
In which case, you should go out and win 19 games.
by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
I went to his bobblehead game early
and they were all out. I was highly annoyed.
The game was good, though.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
how early?
Was there for the gates opening, so I got mine. Last weekend we showed up half an hour after gates opened and easily collected the Ozzie bobblehead.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
We just missed gate opening, but we did enter by the bleachers.
We got the Pujols one with no problem—I think they just didn’t make enough of Adam.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Whoa
a 1-2-3 inning….I forgot about those. Nice job Waino!
feels like a week since the last one
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
suck it, kemp! you too, ethier!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Don't forget Trebek

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
by RiverRat on Oct 8, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He is SO good looking
one of the most handsome of all time
"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang
did cole hamells really leave the game because his wife went into labor?
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that's unreal, i've never heard of a pitcher leaving a playoff game for that
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OT
Just ordered a Pizza Hut stuffed crust pan pizza. Will let everyone know how it is when I get it.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
i'm going w/ the papa john's mega xl3 tonight
"I think he's the best hitter of all time. I think there has never been a better hitter than him. And I know I didn't see them all, but I just don't think there could be." - Adam Wainwright on The Mang
Did you hit the "JACKPOT!!!" ?
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
It was disappointing
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Go punch Jim Breuer in the face
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
LEGO
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
YES!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
hollidong!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Legoooooooooooooooo!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions
Just think if he had done that last night, though
/done complaining about last night
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
That was all lego-arms
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
matt
you may resume eating our delicious pies
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
that a way to earn some money Lego
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Cynic!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Pedant!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Too close to home, Tom. Too close.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
can i take back "pedant" and offer "snob!"
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
>sniff<
what if i make you a pie?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
yes?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I was sincere
this is where he starts earning that next contract
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Anyone else read
today’s article on stlcardinals.com saying that Ludwick batted lefty? Sorry, I do not want to nexdef
I want the Walrus back...
Does everyone else cringe when Stockon says "Ludwig"?
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions
I cringe whenever Stockton says anything...
… especially when he has food in his mouth on national television (or at least that’s what it sounds like).
I cringe when anyone makes that mistage.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 8, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
next time he's player of the game, he should grab the mic from the reporter & scream
IT’S LUDWICK MOTHERFUCKERS!
and throw the mic down & walk away
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maybe...
definitely sounded like he was chowing down something
by EinFesteBusch on Oct 8, 2009 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
suck it, kershaw!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Whatever you do....
don’t do what you do with runners on bases (not mentioning what it is)
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
And Holliday says
Critics: Answered
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."- Rogers Hornsby
memo to announcers
this is a time for the hit-and-run….not a bunt
he attends games at Wrigley
i.e. hes not paying attention
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Lego was 4-10 0 HR 0 RBI vs Kershaw previously
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions
Kershaw has quite the handsome beard
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Dero:
I am begging you, please do something awesome.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
cards getting lucky so far
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Well since there was a little un-luck last night, I'll take it.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
Have we found a replay of Ludwick's foul ball last night yet?
That shit’s bothering me
Of all sad words of tongue or pen; the saddest are these: 'It might have been!'
me too, never did get to see it
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
MLB won't allow one
6ly, the video goes black for over a minute during that play & pics up with Luddy grounding out
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Kershaw almost lopped his head off
Derosa would be a great limbo-er though :)
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain
LOBrosa
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
But Stavinoha is clutch! It must be the goatee!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
yikes
ball 3
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:34 PM EDT reply actions
Dick Stockton:
“If it goes faster than my car did on the way to the stadium, it’s FAST. Therefore, it must be a fastball.”
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Without a doubt
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
I'm getting angry
about guys swinging at 2-0 pitches. 2-0 is a TAKE count, not a SWING count
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
2-0 is a get-me-over fastball count
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
thus it is a swing count
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
theyre all confused
they take 0-2, especially guys named Dick
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
this is actually an after-school special about dyslexia
ankiel gets confronted about it in the fifth inning, and after a brief argument we all learn about ourselves.
is melissa gilbert in this one? or valerie bertinelli?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
F this S
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
What else did you expect?
I’ve got the same feeling I had last night – this inning will cost the Cards.
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
Except
So far Waino looks much better than Carp did. knocks on wood
can we stop doing that?
I hate LOBster
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions
what is there to even say really?
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Replay shows
Holliday way out in front of that curve ball and he still muscled it over. That’s strength.
Do we
have a video feed anywhere.
My god damn VIP 722 DVR is fucked again. Takes 45 minutes for the bitch to reset. I’m going to kill Dish
pass=www.sportzpal.net
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/base4u2
Go Cards!
by hr on Oct 8, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
that sounds awful
sacrifice something
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
23 more Wagonmaker!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Camera feed from TBS still choppy for anyone else?
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions
Ugh
Must be a lot of bliss in the booth too
by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This game better not be like last night
I’d already almost midnight and I have a flight at 10. Let’s go Cards!
Sleep on the flight
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
with you dad?
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions
i didnt mean it like that
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions
when your dead
although i like the creativity
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
Sup y'all
just came back from class to shout LEGGOOOOOOO
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
Dick Stockton voice crack FTW
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Anyone else notice how ugly Wainwright looks tonight?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
hideous
whats uglier: waino or kershaws peach fuzzz
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
I don't know what you're talking about
That peach fuzz is turning me on
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
redundancy is redundant.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
want to hear a redundant phrase?
corn maze
bazing!
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
a friend of mine moved out to LA LA land 2 years ago
after his car got towed from Hollywood to Compton for a parking violation he threw in the towel
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Fuck those shadows
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Double!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
keep it up!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Way to work him, Waino!
And LUGO! He glared that ball fair.
That one's fair
And we have the video to prove it this time….
Lugo
stared that one into right field
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
boog

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 6:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
haha
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
and a terrifying little man

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
Walk him please
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
kershaw -- OOG by 5th?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Make him throw, make him throw
Make him throw.
by mwrg on Oct 8, 2009 6:53 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Is that ever not the gameplan?
“Nah, we want the starter to go 8 innings tonight”
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
braden looper?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Heh
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
goddamnit
come on albert.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
dammit
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:54 PM EDT reply actions
yes
they walk him … again
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
3X
in 11 2/3 innings
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
yeah walk the guy to get to the other guy
who just hit a home run
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
walking Pujols...
to get to a guy who HR’ed before…hmmmmm
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions
Kershaw threw those pitchouts WAY outside
Can’t blame him. Probably don’t want to throw the ball within ten feet of Albert when he’s holding a bat.
Those are strikes when Albert is dangling the bat right?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
That would be hilarious.
Can he lean against the bat like a cane, too?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
do some vaudevillian tricks with it
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 8, 2009 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions
like this guy?
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the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
what's wrong with this?
Do people here even know what the Theatre Owners Booking Association was?
Sammie Russell is a well known actor from the Black vaudevillian era.
Before people tell me uncool, or cry and complain. Know what you’re talking about.
Not so much this as where things like this lead.
Dude, I made a two word comment.
And if you really want to share a potentially inflammatory photo, perhaps you could’ve linked to some information about the guy rather than expect everyone to know everything that you do.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
That comment wasn't directed at you
I didn’t want to reply to every person that decided to jump on the photo.
If people want to use it as an inflmmatory photo then it just shows their ignorance towards the subject.
If they follow the thread which started as “do some vaudevillian tricks with it” and was followed up with a couple vaudevillian actors they could’ve probably googled “vaudevillian” and completely understood.
I don’t mind. Now some people probably learned something new.
On with the game!
Who the hell wants to Google vaudevillian during a playoff game?
Regular game, maybe. The game threads are reactionary, even more so in the playoffs.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
uncool.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
depends who you ask
some people find vaudevillian actors as pretty cool
how badly will holliday/luddy have to burn torre to get him to stop doing this?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Damn it
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Ugh.
Holiday has to stop making Torre look smart for walking Pujols
Even LOBster gets old when you have it night after night after night
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
jesus crepes
i’m getting fucking sick of these LOBs, especially when they’re there with 1 out.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
Good news, though: Kershaw at 58 pitches through 3.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
U HAD FAITH IN SABRMETRIX?!?!?!ONE11!!
NERDZ!!!!!!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
....no religion
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 8, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions
GAMES R PLAYDZ ON THA FIELD
/bcb
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
GLOVEWICK
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
glovewick!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Glovewick!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Glovewig!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 7:00 PM EDT reply actions
How Dick Stockton would say it
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
mother fuuuuuu
i hate the eatern time zone
i guess it could be a worse game to walk into
GLOVEWICK
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
wow that was instantaneous
beautiful catch
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
HIS NAME
is LudwiCK
Thank you
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
your moms predictable
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
wainer.
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
thats the pic on his salad dressing isnt it?
lol
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions
It has to be at least the 70s, since the picture is in color
But you’re right, Tony looks 30 years old in this picture, and that was certainly 80 years ago! The possible explanation is time travel. Yep. Time travel.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
who's he giving the eye to?
was cyndi lauper at the stadium that day?
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
when you're in your 60's
and passing out at stoplights, you will look your age
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Gottagethisgrassoutofmymouthafterthismagnificentuseoftheleatherwick!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
geesh Adam, it's the freakin pitcher. stop doing that to me heart
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Another interesting managerial interview by TBS
so pointless…
Good inning boys…let’s get some runs now!!
why does TLR even agree to those?
he seems to absolutely hate the person asking the questions every time
Waino is in beast mode.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
you know what they when a guy comes up to bat after a big defensive play......
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
i feel like such a bum
missing the first three innings of this game
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
I forget how excellent the camera work is on FSN MW
until I have to watch the boring, uninventive, awful fox/tbs postseason coverage. No straight-on view of the batter, hardly any dugout shots that catch anything interesting. YAWN.
We are lucky to have such an excellent production crew for the FSN MW broadcasts. I wish they were covering this game.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
no shots of the secret weapon!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
or anybody except Pujols and maybe the pitcher
I want to see conversations and silly handshakes, not a thirty second shot of Carp looking pissed and chewing gum. That IS awesome and all, but I already know what it looks like.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
agreed
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
i never thought i'd think this too andi, but we really are spoiled with the best TV crew in the biz
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
plus, we get to say HI
to the guys in the truck
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
and then they listen and reward us!
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
yeah, it totally makes me want to buy that guy's book
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
YA THINK, TORRE?
WAINO IS SHARPER THAN CARP?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
A.D.A.M. has been designed and built for this purpose.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
FAIL
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
hmm. better?
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the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Yes
Very nice
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Fascinating
so Kershaw needs to pitch well, and Torre doesn’t know who he reminds him of, avoiding the Captain Obvious Koufax comparisons to the annoyance of the TBS booth.
the fact that i'm drinking the crappiest Franklin ever isn't helping
Clay Pipe Brewing Company needs to stop
DeRosa green light on 3-0?
Strange
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
better LOB
than never to have been on base at all loldodgers
Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
by TigersInThree on Oct 8, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions
bite your tongue!!!
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Well, looks like its not going to happen
Was kinda hoping Kershaw would have an ankiel moment w/o the long term effects
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
What's Waino gotta do to get some run support?
Do it himself?
luggage ludwig
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
I'm really over Mark DeRosa
That is all.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
I really hope we don't offer him arb
Afraid he takes it and we’re stuck with his declining skills for next year.
On the bright side, Perez hasn’t been all that.
Was he even worth Todd?
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Furcal is seeing a steady diet of Uncle Charlie tonight
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Kid in the Angels t-shirt got mixed up in traffic
At the wrong game.
Apparently when the sun shines...
it creates shadows. Crazy.
So whoever was telling me about Pandora
You were right it’s awesome and doing a fantastic job of blocking out the stupidity of TBS announcers.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
OMG! It can?
Is that George Lopez? He does commercials!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
LOL
Yeah on top of being completely wrong with stunning regularity, they’re also inane and really kind of stupid…
F Pandora
Dear Pandora Visitor,
We are deeply, deeply sorry to say that due to licensing constraints, we can no longer allow access to Pandora for listeners located outside of the U.S. We will continue to work diligently to realize the vision of a truly global Pandora, but for the time being we are required to restrict its use. We are very sad to have to do this, but there is no other alternative.
I want the Walrus back...
I think you mean
F the record companies who forced Pandora to do that.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
There's still last.fm for us non-Americans.
by notmorganfreeman on Oct 8, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Filthy.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Sit the F Down!
How ya like them wagons, Kemp?
I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM GEORGE LOPEZ
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
What a missed call on pitch 3 to Kemp
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Son of a bitch
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Sumbitch
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Well, then there's that.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Fuck me with a rubber hammer.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
fuck
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions
Well, we don't have to not mention a no-hitter anymore.
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
Ethier has nasty fuckin hair
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
ZOMG THEY SCORED A RUN THE WURLD IZ ENDING.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
putrid? justify "putrid".
if you really think that a team with holliday and pujols on will necessarily be overwhelmed by one run, i don’t know what to tell you.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
i did not think that was gonna go
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
It wasn't a bad pitch to Ethier
Just gotta tip your cap
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
fuck this noise
I hate the dodgers right now
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
I just hate Dodger fans
Too many bad stories about yesterday.
Attn VEB:
This is called playoff baseball. We don’t get an automatic RBI every time someone gets on base and we don’t pitch CG Shutouts. Remain calm. All is well.
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
So, what you're saying is that playoff baseball = baseball?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
MASS HYSTERIA!!!1
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
I like how Taco Bell ran out of combinations of the same 5 ingredients
So they started changing the colors of the shells.
Not afraid to nitpick
I'm ready for the blue taco
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Why didn't I think of that?!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
This would give a whole other meaning
to complaining for a hair on your taco…
I want the Walrus back...
For breast cancer awareness, you know.
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
Pink for me
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i just ate
one half pound burrito, 2 black tacos (not bad) and one meximelt
nad i want moar
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Oct 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
you could get 5 double cheesburgers and a value fry for that
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Angels kid
The home plate camera seems obsessed with him. I’ve decided he’s famous.
I still love Wainwright's Curve

Prediction: The Detroit Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three. (OK, make it four.) -USA Today 10/20/06
Collapse
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Come on offense
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Pujols eating a late night snack...
That’s the competition for those not in the know…
+infinity
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Colby learning to hit lefties
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
IZ VERY BAD TO STEAL JO BU'S RUM...
VERY BAD
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
sCorey on base!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Cozy!
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
Nice one
corky ramos
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
send him
SEND HIM!!!!
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Geiger
Let’s go!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
i smell bunt.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Well, one thing Waino is DEFINITELY better than Carp at
Hitting/bunting
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
at least someone can get the bunt down
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions
Should have given him a chance to steal before bunting
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
if you were a better teacher, he would have hit a home run instead of a smooth single
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
now steal 3d on the leftie.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I'm pretty sure Raz didn't have a stolen base all year
How crazy is that?
by cloistermaximus on Oct 8, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I just want Jugo or Boog to get on so they can IBB Pujols
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
What I hate about the playoffs
The announcers have to assume that the viewers have never heard of Baseball and just stopped by while channel surfing.
They always have to announce to the dumbest possible viewers
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
especially when mccarver is in the booth
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
remember the little animated ball that informed we lay people of the intricacies of hand egg?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions
No, that would be Jon Miller and Joe Morgan
These guys are much worse: They flat out wrong a good deal of the time.
Dear mr ump
that was not a strike
thanks,
US
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
yes, it was.
gameday
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Stab a Dennys?
That’s a little harsh, gdm
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
smoke a doobie?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions
stitch a duck?
slide a dime?
spit a drink?
hmmmm
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
i sit corrected
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
What a god awul AB.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
C'mon Boog
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
come on BOOG
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Moar hits with RISP!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions
Ludwick had a "hit" with RISP yesterday
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
its almost like a synched up baseball fact checker
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions
umpire sucks
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
No Blue
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
STACHE SHOT PLZ
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
I have absolutely no confidence in these situations
change my mind boog
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Weak sauce
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
new strategy: pretend no one is on base
should have let waino swing
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Stop striking out with RISP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 8, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
Good lord.
I’m normally a really optimistic person but man…I’m not sure they’re going to score another run tonight.
this is a reoccurring nightmare
and I cant wake up
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
like we can do anything against Kuo, Sherril, and Broxton
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
This has the feel of a classic Tony La Russa postseason series meltdown
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
DO NOT WANT
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions
i have to say, i'm a lot happier to be rooting for the team with 5 hits and a walk
than the team with one hit. even if the score is tied.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
nice.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I'm trying to fix the lack of lolcats.
I think it was affecting the team.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
plz.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Oh word?

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by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
We still have Waino
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
He's awesome
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
that bear looks hungry
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
i wanna take that curve ball out behind a middle school & get it pregnant
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I just want to fool around with it
you know, take it slow
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
If you got it pregnant...
it may not be as sexy in a few months… and then later it would have to go away for maternity leave. I don’t know that I approve.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
it only gets hotter when pregnant.
and it’s taking a hiatus for a few months soon, anyway.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
But 9?
Games start back then. Unless curve balls have a different gestation period.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Aufwiedersehen
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone else
Just completely lose postseason.tv?
OT
could one of you genius photoshoppers make me a picture of Skeletor dressed as Al Davis? I am a Raider fan but would love to have something like that
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
and i promise that is the only time i mention football
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we elevate Wainwright to ridiculous status?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Pujols will hit a double in the next at bat
holliday will single, ludwick will walk, and yadi will GIDP, but dero will pick up an RBI anyways
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Yeah Waino!
Nice inning of work. Pujols-Holliday-Ludwick coming up. Let’s do this thing.
i wouldn't mind a little glaus now.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
this
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
How about 2008 Glaus and 2008 Luddy
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
I'm not a big fan of Glaus right now
I’m still confused as to why he had surgery when he did, and I just don’t like him being on the playoff roster after missing so many games.
2009 NL CENTRAL CHAMPIONS!
not a big derosa fan right now.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Anybody want an overflow thread?
I created a game thread fanpost because it was almost first pitch and there wasn’t a game thread yet. It’s just sitting over there, all lonely, with just a hilarious comment from boog. Link here
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
For those of you not in St. Louis
Pray that the city doesn’t wash away.
They just used the EBS to warn about flash flooding, which I don’t think I’ve ever seen used before.
I heard Des Peres is up to its limit
Pretty astounding since that’s a hell of a deep and wide “river”
What is up with all the bears in this thread?
It looks like a page out of here
I want the Walrus back...
double time
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
UIBB
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
ok holliday will hit the double
my order from earlier was off
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
Albert tagged that one
Nice
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
There we go
nice start. Come on Lego!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
a rocket
yeah, he’s still good.
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
Lego FAIL
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
That's a win if you ask me
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
I think that Brenly secretly wishes that the Cardinals would hire him
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
shit
nothing works
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
OVERFLOW
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
postseason.tv
is not worth the 10 bucks it cost to purchase. this choosing a camera idea is ridiculous. If you watch from CF, or anywhere else, you cant see anything other than the ball being hit.
eh, at least I can see the game… stupidnotv
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
I'm in the same boat.
It’s almost enough to make me buy a tv.
by peach concrete on Oct 8, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions
OMG What Horrible Announcers
I have never seen such consistently horrible play-by-play. Not just this game, but every single postseason game to date. I don’t think there’s been an inning yet where at least one call was either missed or completely wrong information was conveyed. My favorite two today (so far):
- Huston Street giving up a hit in the 9th on a pitch supposed to be inside that floated to the outside corner or the plate. The call? He hit a pretty good pitch up and in there…. A couple minutes later? Oh, no he didn’t.
- Albert is walked intentionally and they say well, that’s the 45th this year which is a new record (as if 1. postseason stats were included in the regular season tallies; and 2. as if he wasn’t intentionally walked twice yesterday).
Pathetic.
you've really got to be fucking kidding me.
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Thanks Tony
thanks for taking out Wainer you fucking overthinking overmanaging fucking fuckwad fuckhead.
franklin soiled himself on national tv
this is why i always hated franklin, you just knew he couldn’t be trusted. everyone except larussa knew his first half was a fluke. why in god’s name don’t u bring in smoltz in that situation? bye bye cards season. bye bye matt holliday as he will run as far away from st. louis as possible to distance himself from blowing a last out fly ball.
Worst Cardinal Loss Since When...Game 6 in '85?
Well…..you gotta figure now that Matt Holliday will no longer be a Cardinal after this post season. Ryan Franklin’s percentages caught up with him during the last month of the season. His closing days should mercifully be over as well.
merkle's boner
merkle had his famous “boner” what are they gonna call holidays misplay?
holiday nutmeg?
when does RB Fallstrom get inducted to the hall of fame?
toast, no chicken this year
hate to say it, but bernie (and others) were right
they are who they were the last month
would you pay holliday $20M?
count me out
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
One For the Ages
Matt Holliday……meet Bill Buckner.
Adios Matt Holliday
Hey Matt…..that’s why good fundamentals require an outfielder to use two hands. But you are just way too cool for that. How fuckin’ cool are you now Holliday?

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