The mute the game and listen to calming music overflow thread
Just throwing that out there.
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good call, fellow music snob
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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Please no fist pictures
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Carp
Why are you so awful tonight?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
argh
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
time to pull carp
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Carp is so off tonight.
Anyone with tv wanna give a bullpen update?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Reyes up
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks all
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I fucking hate this game.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
can anybody else not be mad at Carp?
After game 3 of the 2006 World Series I just can’t ever be upset with him
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
I'm not mad at him at all.
We wouldn’t even be here without him. Sucks this is how it’s going, though.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
yeah i agree
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
It certainly isnt anger. just frustration
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
and the chancellor speaks
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions
i declare this a creepy pic free thread
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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i ruined it =(
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
wow
reposting
courtesy of rasmus girl
how’d she get in the dugout?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
she has to be
that sign is badass
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
How did she get away with getting inside of 100 feet of him?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Must keep jealousy in check.
Must try. Try harder. Screw it. I’m jealous.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
what the fux
gotta be fake, he’s smiling!
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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I really hope Carp doesn't get the Cy Young.
Sorry, but he doesn’t deserve it.
post season doesn't count
or at least shouldn’t
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
dude you can't rag on Carp like that
and then back up Yadi.
Just sayin
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Groan
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
this is a big big inning
minimize the damage carp
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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pulse is up
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
The Guinness is making this game easier to watch.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 7, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I need some Wild Turkey
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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???

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
a moment of happy
…and back to this game
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
That's the one.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
come on, carp
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
so close
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
I'm getting kinda sleepy
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Aside from being a nervous wreck of course
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
No way I'm sleeping until this is over.
Way too wound up.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
that is over the line
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Good Lord
it’s amazing that Carp has held them to 3
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions
Knock on some wood dammit!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought about that too
but Carp is still the man… If Albert is incapable of slumping (according to Brenly) then Carp is incapable of being jinxed
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
gotta wiggle out one more time
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
/zoomzoom’d
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Everybody else open says stupid shit about taunting the GOB
what does it matter?
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
If we get out of this
we will win
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
5th inning sux
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions
nearly 11 and it's in the bottom of the 5th...
It’s going to be rough getting up at 5:30
It's 5 o'clock somewhere?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
6ly.
I expected this game to be much further along when I got back from my meeting.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Agreed. I'm up at 6 AM
seriously
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
hope tlr is kicking himself
for screwing around and ending up on the road
so tough to overcome a game one loss
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Can't afford to give up games when Carp or Wainwright is on the hill
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Gotta think that Carp isn't confident in his curve after that PA
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
Image fail
That is larger than my screen (TWSS)
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
he looks different

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
i dislike jim carrey
after hearing him talk out of his ass about autism and vaccines
/god anything but this game plz
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
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We are going to win this fucking game
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions
nice
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
love the moon man
“weeeeelll, the other two games today, they were winners.”
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Why is LaRussa Carrying a Million Relief Pitchers on the Roster
If he won’t use them in a game where his starter has nothing.
Because
Bad Carp > rested bullpen…most of the time
by buzzburton33 on Oct 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Luddy's defense is underrated
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions
This is too much for me
Almost midnight here in Indiana. Ugh. Such an ugly game. Carp is He-Man out there holding on tight.
it's 11pm
and it’s the 6th inning
yeesh
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
I wish it was only 11.
My watch says 12.
by Pujols Is A God on Oct 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
carp is going back out for the 6th
just you wait
i bleev it
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
yeah
no
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah
LHB leading off the inning. Diner will come out.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
This game is starting to feel like a Yankees game...
2 1/2 hours and 5 innings.
i feel like
the commercial breaks are longer
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
what?
why in the world ask that question right now.
by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
true

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
yeah
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
fuque fuxfuckcczzzcczxcz
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
vin uh zuh way lin
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
...

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
my g/fs is the jac rose
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Need a date?
TriDelt!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
oh.
That’s tridelt’s flower, too. Guess there aren’t that many good flowers out there?
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
I may be wrong about what kind of flower that is.
Ours is a black and gold pansy. That looks black and gold.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
oh yeah ours is a purple pansy.
I guess that’s the difference.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
Yes.
It is. One of my favorite girls in Pi Chi group went TriDelt.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
is it just me, or did about 100 people stay in the other thread?
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i did at first
no one was commenting.
by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 8, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
figured i would change it
considering the rams are 0-4 and the cardinals are in the playoffs.
by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 8, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions
This sucks
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Because the team lost it's mojo a little over 3 weeks ago.
It’s been a sluggish and sloppy team for some time now.
Boy a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now"…long pause…then an "aahhh". --Mike Shannon
Ronald Belisario. Picked up as a Minor league FA after being scouted in Winter ball.
Released by the Pirates.
sounds about right...
also when i saw don newcombe and said it out loud… i thought of duke nukem. Then i googled don newcombe… very funny
can't go to bed now dude. it's the playoffs
by iaintsentimental on Oct 8, 2009 12:05 AM EDT reply actions
Eff this
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
jesu crepes
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
Loogy FAIL
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
turn the knife
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Test Pattern Seventh?
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
theeeeeeiiiirrrrr heeeeeerrrrrreeee 9th
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dennys Reyes = Fat Juan Agosto
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
f'n diner.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
ludwick's got that corner hop memorized
by iaintsentimental on Oct 8, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
Bring in Smoltz!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
fuck
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Kyle McClittle?
that sounds dirty fella
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Sweet...
KMac on to face Ramirez
Might be wise to rest up and come back for tomorrow refreshed.
The beard is back!
And the Astro Boy movie looks awful
Can this night get any worse?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
KMac win?
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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
We have played exactly the opposite of what we needed
Starter fails, Offense fails, Offense fails with runners on, No clutch, and mental errors…
I want the Walrus back...
so we've got them right where we want them?
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
Perhaps we are defying expectancy again?
Many place us above the Dodgers for this series…
I want the Walrus back...
do it
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
The alcohol helps with that too
/flagged!
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions
dumb LA luck
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
What a shit pitch
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
September+October '09 Cards gargle my balls.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
make it stop

"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
hey that was lucky
for US!!!!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
anyone else
giving up on this game? im a nervous fucking wreck
Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat
GET TO THE TRASH CAN!!!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
i thougfht kuo was hurt?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Kurodo
or however you spell it
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
GAH
Sorry, but it is freaking killing me that the different mlb camera angles, in addition to ALL being terrible, are out of sync.
So we at least have *some* good news around here...
… apparently Jawbox is reuniting to play on Jimmy Fallon’s show (of all places) on 12/8.
is jimmy fallon's tv show going to bring back every nineties alternative hero band?
first sunny day real estate and now this
obviously DanUP does
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
every time i hear about hong chi quo...
i think of whoever on here it was that said that they could only say his name in a horribly stereotyped asian voice… as bad as it is… i can’t help but chuckle thinking about it
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
She in Awabama

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
LAME
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
KMAC
more than any of the relievers, makes me angry when he sucks. bc its simple as throwing strikes
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
not a ball!!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
How many times...
… have the bases been loaded tonight?
I think our staff has a WHIP of Infinity.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
It's gotta be greater than 2 tonight
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Terrible umpiring.
Just fucking terrible. At least be consistently terrible.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I really want to punt Kyle in the taint.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
As I was saying.
eff you Kyle. Eff you.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
cmon kmac!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions
the horror the horror
seriously make this stop
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
FUCK THIS SHIT
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
exactly what I said
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
WTF!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions
...

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This episode is on WGN RIGHT NOW!
So crazy!
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
jesus christ on a cracker
fucking shit this is awful
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
They had the best record in the league
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't ever want to see Kyle McClellan pitch again.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Just swell
Walk two times and hit the worst hitter in the lineup.. This is fucked up…
I want the Walrus back...
anybody see yadi's reaction?
fucking exactly, yadi. fucking exactly
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
he wanted to do the fcepalm
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Wow
/wishing I was drunker so I wouldn’t remember this bullshit in the morning.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
You'd just be defeated when you saw the highlights.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
highlights
don’t last 6 hours
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Just incredible...
They have sucked in every phase tonight, and there’s no fucking excuse for it.
V, b.
I'm calling it a night.
We’ll get even tomorrow hopefully.
Game is 54 outs.
We get nine more outs – seventh inning against Kuo, eighth inning George Sherrill and ninth inning Jonathan Broxton.
Just Saying.
Stranger things have happened.
The Dodgers will bat in the bottom of the ninth.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra
Class is gonna BLOW at 8 in the morning
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
I didn't even know there was an 8am
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I have to take it
and it is only offered at 8 for some fucking reason
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I have classes from 7:00 until 3:50 tomorrow...
Including Calculus II and Economy II
I want the Walrus back...
work is gonna suck ass at 530
but works always sucks ass anyway
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Miller time
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions
Oh Fuck.....
Cardinal Killer…Jim F. Thome.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
History
I think the lastt time they faced each other, they were playing for the Brooklyn Dodgers and St. Louis Browns, respectively.
Red Means Go.
the fuck, blue
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
this strike zone is war crimes level of awful
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
Sweet monkey sucking Christ.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
I really should be offended....I really should
but i cannot stop laughing
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Sit down, Thome!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Yes!!!!!!
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
thank you, TM
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions
better late to the party than never
the beer’s over by matty,
chitow’s on the 1’s & 2’s
and spants has the brownies & ice cream
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
LOBSTER REVERSAL!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
LOBSTER REVERSAL!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
sbn'd
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions
ugh hanging just close enough to keep me watching
but far enough to break my heart….
lets get some runs….
Dear St. Louis Cardinals Pitchers...
The ball must be thrown inside the “strike-zone” for the pitch to be considered a "strike. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Baseball
K for Lefty Prime
whew
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
maybe a new thread is the g'luck charm
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
Who's the emotional leader of this club?
Step up and pump everyone up!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
alright now we just need three homeruns in a row.
How hard could that be?
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Hahaha, email from my dad:
Kyle McClellan:
Someone needs to break his legs, give him a major concussion, stab him, hang him, shoot him, blugeon him, stone him and then kill him !!!!!!!
Man. He’s usually a nice guy too.
I have some 6 anxiety.
And I wonder, how the fuck did I survive game 7, 2006 NLCS?
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
Or those series with the Astros...
I truly hated the Astros in those days. Now I pity them.
The beard is back!
Come to a game in MMP
You’ll never pity the Astros afterwards.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
Did it involve alchohol?
It probably involved alchohol.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
I know how I survived. I had shoulder surgery that morning and was hopped up on painkillers. Otherwise, don’t know what would have happened.
Although I think my shoulder didnt heal right because of my celebrating by raising it over my head, oops
priorities dude
you had em right
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
They put the ball on the tracker after the ump calls the pitch.
Conspiracy of the highest proportions.
i gave up porn
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
i honestly do not understand your question
are you asking “how could you give up porn?” or… “what are you talking about?”
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
who gives up porn?
faux-boobiez? my tonic
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
hit the ball
ps tbs sux
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions
it's been better for me
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
it will only be good when we win.
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
MOAR BASERUNNERS!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
SUBJECT LINE!!!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I will never use the subject line, NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Dag Nabit! Why I Oughta!!
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Shi......
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
At least when you post a picture plz
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
luckily i always bring a gun to a knigfe fight.
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
They love this idea...
that Joe Torre has a master plan to get a lead, then have the bullpen hold on to it.
Brilliance!
The beard is back!
Pujols and Holliday
not carrying their weight today.
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions
To be fair...
Pujols hasn’t had much of an opportunity.
by WastedTalent on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions
yknow HL
they really aren’t
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
That at bat was foreshadowing
the kind of night we would have at the plate.
by Pujols Is A God on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Cause we just used K-Mac
and his mushy breaking balls?
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions
reply button is your friend.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
been lurking awhile have ya?
havent seen you in a game thread in forever
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
crepes almighty holliday is blowing balls
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
HolliFAIL
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
Our offense looks like it did a week ago
I wish we could have just flipped the switch when the playoffs started.
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
It rarely works that way
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
jackadongwick?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
Jeff Weaver is going to be the winning pitcher of this game
Fuck
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
It's just pathetic.
I’ve never turned off a playoff game in my life but this is seriously testing my patience.
by mattisnotfrench on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
the only one I've ever turned off was 2005 NLCS game 6
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
MOA
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
mother of ass?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
mother of ass
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions
OH HEY GUYS, THE FUCKING MOON
COOL
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
put your pants back on gdm
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Sorry, can't find mine.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Well.... on the bright side maybe this means that Boras won't have as much leverage when he tries to screw us
or not
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions
These are the same Dodgers that couldn't beat the Pirates and the Nationals
how is it that THEY flipped the switch?
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
Gaw!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
DERO!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
how about a walk and cody ramses hits a homerun?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
someone tell DeRo he's in htown
that’s the only town he can hit in
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
he'd just hit flyballs to the warning track
and be surprised when they aren’t 10 rows deep
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
That hit in the 1st inning
and we’d be down 1 run right now.
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
Kuo
is throwing like 95.
Fast, but not really anything spectacular.
Why do they keep making it a big deal?!
Honestly, when is the last time a Cardinal hit a homerun?
It seems like its been MONTHS.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
Did he just say "The Dodgers never trailed"?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
TBS announcer fail
Not the first time tonight. Won’t be the last.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
come on raspberries
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
This is setting me up for a huge disappointment
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Not exactly
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Rudolph Dragging Santa!
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
COLBY ______
fill in the blank, dude
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
not you, tony, dammit!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
great
now we’ll see ankiel.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
or lugo
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Glaus at 3rd, DeRo to 2nd, Skip to CF
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
hmmmmmm
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
corpsy rakle let's go!!!
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
hmmmmmmmmmm
can we get some early christmas here?
SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426
by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
Hit this one all the way to Los Angeles
of Orange County, former Angel!
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
So can Troy
and we don’t need another PH until we get around to Troy again.
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
glaus ? if I wanted a stikeout I'd go up to bat for him.
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
or put a blind fold on glaus and tell him there's in it.
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
under
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
push
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
what a cut
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
Its like trading for a world series mvp....
ya know, it really is
by redbirds34 on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This just means that Skip is playing CF next inning
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
how in gods name is that shoulder
going to allow him to catch up to the heat kuo is throwing?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
Greene aint on the roster
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Greene's not on the playoff roster
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
which greene are you talking about? T. or K.
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Troy Rolen w/ the high fastball.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
so nervous
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
How many LOB is that
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:41 AM EDT reply actions
Without question.
My thoughts exactly.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
not when sid fynch is pitching (according to tbs)
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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions
what a tease
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
thanks, santa
and thanks tony for compromising our defense for a k
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Hasn't worked out his post-season bat slam yet.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
I did not see that coming
oh wait, yes I did. and you, and you, and you, and everybody else.
Time for a beerfill
Pretty sure
Colby could have AT LEAST done that…
by Pujols Is A God on Oct 8, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions
and it would've been smooth
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
free david freese
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
i'm just perpetually disappointed by this game
it’s starting to physically make me ill.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
Dodger "Ace" Lasts 3 and 2/3 innings.
. . . we have Carp on the mound and have 15 base runners in the first seven innings . . .
and we get this game?
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra
We've fallen apart like Mike Matusow on a cocaine bender.
Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.
There's never been an offense as good as this one...
That sucks as much as this one. Wrap your brain around that.
V, b.
this sums up the last month
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions
The way this game is going
talking to my doctor about erectile dysfunction would be a pick me up
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I has a serious sad
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Glaus was on that
second to last fastball….
If only Ludwicks foul ball had been 1 foot to the right.
bring in smoltzbacca

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Gawwwwwwwwww I say Gawwwwwwww
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Cardinals were 12-17 from September First on in 2006.
And fell behind in Game 1 of the NLCS
. . . and that turned out okay.
Let go of the momentum talk.
Carpenter pitched poorly tonight and we still had a lot of chances.
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra
Well that didn't go well
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