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The mute the game and listen to calming music overflow thread

Just throwing that out there.

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and on the mound

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Oct 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

truth

good call, fellow music snob

by tgreenfield on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please no fist pictures

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Carp

Why are you so awful tonight?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

17th!!!

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

argh

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

time to pull carp

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Carp is so off tonight.

Anyone with tv wanna give a bullpen update?

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no one in there yet.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reyes up

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks all

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dennys

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now its d. reyes

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I fucking hate this game.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I am not okay with this.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can anybody else not be mad at Carp?

After game 3 of the 2006 World Series I just can’t ever be upset with him

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not mad at him at all.

We wouldn’t even be here without him. Sucks this is how it’s going, though.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah i agree

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

It certainly isnt anger. just frustration

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the chancellor speaks

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i declare this a creepy pic free thread

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

i ruined it =(

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by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

reposting

courtesy of rasmus girl

how’d she get in the dugout?

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by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

she has to be

that sign is badass

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 7, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i call shenanigans

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

....

that place with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks

by thewizard3 on Oct 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this one?

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahahhahaha

nice… exactly how you would imagine it.

by thewizard3 on Oct 8, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's also this one the next town over

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's no way that's real

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How did she get away with getting inside of 100 feet of him?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must keep jealousy in check.

Must try. Try harder. Screw it. I’m jealous.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 7, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the fux

gotta be fake, he’s smiling!

by tgreenfield on Oct 7, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

pull him Tony, do it!

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

post season doesn't count

or at least shouldn’t

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by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy hell

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what'd he curse in spanish?

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said "puta" at least

which is “whore” roughly translated

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dude you can't rag on Carp like that

and then back up Yadi.

Just sayin

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bipolar etty

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

to harkin back...

to a bygone meme

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 7, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Groan

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What Yadi said

cannot be posted on a family blog

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pulse is up

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Moar curveballs.

He isn’t throwing them enough.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

should be out

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Guinness is making this game easier to watch.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Oct 7, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

???

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Oct 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

....

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a moment of happy

…and back to this game

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the one.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Glad to see you found my website.

by DKelly28 on Oct 8, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

only raffy would be able to foul that off

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

come on, carp

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by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so close

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm getting kinda sleepy

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aside from being a nervous wreck of course

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way I'm sleeping until this is over.

Way too wound up.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Lord

it’s amazing that Carp has held them to 3

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Knock on some wood dammit!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought about that too

but Carp is still the man… If Albert is incapable of slumping (according to Brenly) then Carp is incapable of being jinxed

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta wiggle out one more time

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Oct 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

/zoomzoom’d

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everybody else open says stupid shit about taunting the GOB

what does it matter?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we get out of this

 we will win

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

5th inning sux

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I will quote Yadi on saying:

“PUTA, PUTA, PUTA!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nearly 11 and it's in the bottom of the 5th...

It’s going to be rough getting up at 5:30

by outraged on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's 5 o'clock somewhere?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

6ly.

I expected this game to be much further along when I got back from my meeting.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. I'm up at 6 AM

seriously

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hope tlr is kicking himself

for screwing around and ending up on the road

so tough to overcome a game one loss

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't afford to give up games when Carp or Wainwright is on the hill

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta think that Carp isn't confident in his curve after that PA

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 7, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

so you're saying there's a chance?

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HFS!!!!

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Image fail

That is larger than my screen (TWSS)

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hence the subject line

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he looks different

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice playoff beard jim!

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 8, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's a beard in that pick?

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dislike jim carrey

after hearing him talk out of his ass about autism and vaccines

/god anything but this game plz

by tgreenfield on Oct 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are going to win this fucking game

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

love the moon man

“weeeeelll, the other two games today, they were winners.”

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright

Let’s bring some guys home!

by LandSickness on Oct 7, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is LaRussa Carrying a Million Relief Pitchers on the Roster

If he won’t use them in a game where his starter has nothing.

by tarakas on Oct 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Carp threatened La Russa?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because

Bad Carp > rested bullpen…most of the time

by buzzburton33 on Oct 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GloveWick!

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Luddy's defense is underrated

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

eh...

it was hit right to him. I could’ve caught that, maybe.

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is too much for me

Almost midnight here in Indiana. Ugh. Such an ugly game. Carp is He-Man out there holding on tight.

by Mulliganstew on Oct 7, 2009 11:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's 11pm

and it’s the 6th inning

yeesh

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i bleev it

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

no

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

LHB leading off the inning. Diner will come out.

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i feel like

the commercial breaks are longer

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

/bleats

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1st inning BloopWicks notwithstanding

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

vin uh zuh way lin

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by prophetjohn on Oct 8, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pujols

2 outs, no one on… And this is when they pitch to him, of course

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is my sorority's flower.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my g/fs is the jac rose

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

tridelt??

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Need a date?

TriDelt!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Theta.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh.

That’s tridelt’s flower, too. Guess there aren’t that many good flowers out there?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I may be wrong about what kind of flower that is.

Ours is a black and gold pansy. That looks black and gold.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah ours is a purple pansy.

I guess that’s the difference.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

It is. One of my favorite girls in Pi Chi group went TriDelt.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

People have slowed down.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least you got a good avatar now

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

figured i would change it

considering the rams are 0-4 and the cardinals are in the playoffs.

by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 8, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

People are too depressed to comment.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

damn how did Albert miss that?

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This sucks

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

amf

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Oct 8, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh, this blows

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wtf wtf wtf

just annoying is what this is

by thewizard3 on Oct 8, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because the team lost it's mojo a little over 3 weeks ago.

It’s been a sluggish and sloppy team for some time now.

Boy a frosty cold Budweiser would be great about now"…long pause…then an "aahhh". --Mike Shannon

by KYCards on Oct 8, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don Newcombe

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sounds about right...

also when i saw don newcombe and said it out loud… i thought of duke nukem. Then i googled don newcombe… very funny

by thewizard3 on Oct 8, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eff this

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pork Chop fail

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Loogy FAIL

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why? WHY?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

turn the knife

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait for the Upside Down Eighth.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Test Pattern Seventh?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

theeeeeeiiiirrrrr heeeeeerrrrrreeee 9th

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

f'n diner.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good pitch there...

lol

Go Cards!
GolfHog44

by golfhog44 on Oct 8, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bring in Smoltz!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 8, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kyle McClittle?

that sounds dirty fella

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 8, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet...

KMac on to face Ramirez

Might be wise to rest up and come back for tomorrow refreshed.

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And the Astro Boy movie looks awful

Can this night get any worse?

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow...

Dero airmailed that one… How do we not have an error?

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GoB are toying with us

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn I'm drunk

Anyone else incapable of dealing with this?

by riotmute on Oct 8, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because of exhaustion.

Not alcohol.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's 6 am

If I didn’t have to work I would be

by rencelas on Oct 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes,

but not yet drunk… will be before it’s all over.

Rabid Redbird

by gthedamned on Oct 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too

Only way to handle this nonsense.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KMac win?

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

We have played exactly the opposite of what we needed

Starter fails, Offense fails, Offense fails with runners on, No clutch, and mental errors…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But

Mostly the same for the Dodgers as well

by saladdays on Oct 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just slightly better

but, yes, you are right…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perhaps we are defying expectancy again?

Many place us above the Dodgers for this series…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

do it

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

all night long

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The alcohol helps with that too

/flagged!

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stop it, just freaking stop it already

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dumb LA luck

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a shit pitch

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

September+October '09 Cards gargle my balls.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Casey Blake again?!

Is this guy ever up with no one on or what?! Goodness!

by Craig_ on Oct 8, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Booged

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOG!

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hey that was lucky

for US!!!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This tells me...

Hawksworth is the new Kinney.

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

anyone else

giving up on this game? im a nervous fucking wreck

Pujols takes out "I" in BIG and "A" in MAC, previously considered to be an unyielding, consonant threat

by DESTROYER on Oct 8, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

starting to accept the loss...

but still holding on to hope, listening to journey.

by thewizard3 on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

After the Fall?

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 8, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuo is up in the pen

not good news at all

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

But is he

throwing up in the pen?

by yonjuro on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GET TO THE TRASH CAN!!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thougfht kuo was hurt?

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kuroda is hurt

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuroda

is who you are thinking of

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kurodo

or however you spell it

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAH

Sorry, but it is freaking killing me that the different mlb camera angles, in addition to ALL being terrible, are out of sync.

by peach concrete on Oct 8, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So we at least have *some* good news around here...

… apparently Jawbox is reuniting to play on Jimmy Fallon’s show (of all places) on 12/8.

by WastedTalent on Oct 8, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

6ly, who watches that assclown?

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

obviously DanUP does

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

every time i hear about hong chi quo...

i think of whoever on here it was that said that they could only say his name in a horribly stereotyped asian voice… as bad as it is… i can’t help but chuckle thinking about it

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

She in Awabama

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LAME

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear God.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KMAC

more than any of the relievers, makes me angry when he sucks. bc its simple as throwing strikes

by tgreenfield on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not a ball!!!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KMac fail

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How many times...

… have the bases been loaded tonight?

by WastedTalent on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think our staff has a WHIP of Infinity.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's gotta be greater than 2 tonight

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

5th time...

in 12 half innings

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Terrible umpiring.

Just fucking terrible. At least be consistently terrible.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I really want to punt Kyle in the taint.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

As I was saying.

eff you Kyle. Eff you.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miller time

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:16 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

cmon kmac!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK THIS SHIT

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

exactly what I said

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

6ly?

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FFS!!!!!!!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No words.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

...

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

....

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This was a double facepalm.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes it was cgirly, yes it was

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This episode is on WGN RIGHT NOW!

So crazy!

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Oct 8, 2009 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy fucking shit

®

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They had the best record in the league

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But we went 5-2 against them!

We’re sooooooooo much better.

/sarcasm

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Oct 8, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't ever want to see Kyle McClellan pitch again.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just swell

Walk two times and hit the worst hitter in the lineup.. This is fucked up…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

anybody see yadi's reaction?

fucking exactly, yadi. fucking exactly

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 8, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he wanted to do the fcepalm

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 8, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

/wishing I was drunker so I wouldn’t remember this bullshit in the morning.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You'd just be defeated when you saw the highlights.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

highlights

don’t last 6 hours

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 8, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is very, very true.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just incredible...

They have sucked in every phase tonight, and there’s no fucking excuse for it.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Oct 8, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i love the ZR1 & GTR

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm calling it a night.

We’ll get even tomorrow hopefully.

by Mulliganstew on Oct 8, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Game is 54 outs.

We get nine more outs – seventh inning against Kuo, eighth inning George Sherrill and ninth inning Jonathan Broxton.
Just Saying.

Stranger things have happened.

The Dodgers will bat in the bottom of the ninth.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
-- Yogi Berra

by MercuryThe on Oct 8, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Class is gonna BLOW at 8 in the morning

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh geez.

Don’t remind me.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

6ly, who has 8am classes?

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't even know there was an 8am

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to take it

and it is only offered at 8 for some fucking reason

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have classes from 7:00 until 3:50 tomorrow...

Including Calculus II and Economy II

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh gross.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

work is gonna suck ass at 530

but works always sucks ass anyway

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 8, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

what an absolutely terrible game...

im done….

take over monty, im… in the bag.

by thewizard3 on Oct 8, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Miller time

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:20 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Fuck.....

Cardinal Killer…Jim F. Thome.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Oct 8, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

History

I think the lastt time they faced each other, they were playing for the Brooklyn Dodgers and St. Louis Browns, respectively.

Red Means Go.

by bigwilley18 on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't nibble miller

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WHERE WAS THAT????

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the fuck, blue

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 8, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet monkey sucking Christ.

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I really should be offended....I really should

but i cannot stop laughing

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BULLSHIT call

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sit down, Thome!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SIT DOWN!!!!

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes!!!!!!

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

thank you, TM

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yikes

now I’m with you on the umpiTREVER!

by DanUpBaby on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

better late to the party than never

the beer’s over by matty,

chitow’s on the 1’s & 2’s

and spants has the brownies & ice cream

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don´t know about you

but this is exploding my testicles…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOBSTER REVERSAL!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

LOBSTER REVERSAL!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sbn'd

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh hanging just close enough to keep me watching

but far enough to break my heart….

lets get some runs….

by FunkeeC on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear St. Louis Cardinals Pitchers...

The ball must be thrown inside the “strike-zone” for the pitch to be considered a "strike. Thank you.

Sincerely,
Baseball

by mynameistyler on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

but preferably at the catcher’s glove, and not over the middle of the plate

by redbirds34 on Oct 8, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

K for Lefty Prime

whew

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Who's the emotional leader of this club?

Step up and pump everyone up!!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jimmy Ballgame

We need you.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he should be there, he lives in SoCal

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

alright now we just need three homeruns in a row.

How hard could that be?

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahaha, email from my dad:

Kyle McClellan:

Someone needs to break his legs, give him a major concussion, stab him, hang him, shoot him, blugeon him, stone him and then kill him !!!!!!!

Man. He’s usually a nice guy too.

by rencelas on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

remind me not to piss off your father

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have some 6 anxiety.

And I wonder, how the fuck did I survive game 7, 2006 NLCS?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or those series with the Astros...

I truly hated the Astros in those days. Now I pity them.

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still hate Brad Lidge.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i will never pity them

evar

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come to a game in MMP

You’ll never pity the Astros afterwards.

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did it involve alchohol?

It probably involved alchohol.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know how I survived. I had shoulder surgery that morning and was hopped up on painkillers. Otherwise, don’t know what would have happened.

Although I think my shoulder didnt heal right because of my celebrating by raising it over my head, oops

by redbirds34 on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

priorities dude

you had em right

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, you're right about that

it’s total BS.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not quite

hollidays 1st ab had every pitch inside on their graphic…as he struck out looking

by FunkeeC on Oct 8, 2009 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

every ball

is basically in the same place…

by FunkeeC on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ill see you

and raise you a “good luck with the hangover”

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i gave up porn

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wha?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i honestly do not understand your question

are you asking “how could you give up porn?” or… “what are you talking about?”

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The latter.

And it’s rhetorical.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hate porn

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate korn

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOVE THIS COMMERCIAL

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hit the ball

ps tbs sux

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's been better for me

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 8, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it will only be good when we win.

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MOAR BASERUNNERS!

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:28 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SUBJECT LINE!!!!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will never use the subject line, NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you post images you will, dammit.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dag Nabit! Why I Oughta!!

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shi......

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

double Shi…

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least when you post a picture plz

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I tried.

Spants needs you to.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

she has a knife!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i thought she had a dagger?

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

luckily i always bring a gun to a knigfe fight.

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*knife

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have an assortment of weaponry.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They love this idea...

that Joe Torre has a master plan to get a lead, then have the bullpen hold on to it.

Brilliance!

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not at all.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To be fair...

Pujols hasn’t had much of an opportunity.

by WastedTalent on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially in that one-pitch PA.

Oh wait.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yknow HL

they really aren’t

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That at bat was foreshadowing

the kind of night we would have at the plate.

by Pujols Is A God on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do they keep acting

like no one in bullpens on other teams throw hard too?

by saladdays on Oct 8, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

reply button is your friend.

"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan

by RiverRat on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

been lurking awhile have ya?

havent seen you in a game thread in forever

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good lord...

now they’re bringing Verdipshit in to analyze Torre’s master plan.

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

damnit

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HolliFAIL

Is very bad to steal A-Pu's rum...is very bad.

by Power Slurve on Oct 8, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It rarely works that way

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 8, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

First inning looked decent. At first.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FYP...
Our offense looks like it did a week ago since August.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

jackadongwick?

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not today.

When is the last time ANYONE hit a HR?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kemp, 1st inning

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you son of a ...

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff Weaver is going to be the winning pitcher of this game

Fuck

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Weaver and Belly...

they’ve got the secret sauce.

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WeakGroundOutWick blows

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's just pathetic.

I’ve never turned off a playoff game in my life but this is seriously testing my patience.

by mattisnotfrench on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the only one I've ever turned off was 2005 NLCS game 6

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just gut it out.

For Carp.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MOA

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

mother of ass?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mother of ass

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH HEY GUYS, THE FUCKING MOON

COOL

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

put your pants back on gdm

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not unless everyone else does

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, can't find mine.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well.... on the bright side maybe this means that Boras won't have as much leverage when he tries to screw us

or not

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:32 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

nice cut yadi

head slams on keyboafdklajgasbfap

by duncan dip on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gaw!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yadda!

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DERO!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

someone tell DeRo he's in htown

that’s the only town he can hit in

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

he'd just hit flyballs to the warning track

and be surprised when they aren’t 10 rows deep

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone needs to tell Holliday

you use the bat to hit the ball, not to fan the pitcher.

by stxcardsfan on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

good one!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kuo

is throwing like 95.

Fast, but not really anything spectacular.

Why do they keep making it a big deal?!

by saladdays on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What's the big deal?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But

doesn’t he usually throw that hard?

by saladdays on Oct 8, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cards can't hit lefties.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

except that beer cost me $8 at the juicebox

by redbirds34 on Oct 8, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Put 8 bucks in your couch cushions!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly, when is the last time a Cardinal hit a homerun?

It seems like its been MONTHS.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

For Pujols

it has

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 month in two days.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did he just say "The Dodgers never trailed"?

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It wouldn't surprise me.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TBS announcer fail

Not the first time tonight. Won’t be the last.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there you go DeRo!

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is setting me up for a huge disappointment

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Colby Fire Burning!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not exactly

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Santa Fire Burning?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only when Santa gets stuck in the chimney.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rudolph Dragging Santa!

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

COLBY ______

fill in the blank, dude

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

not you, tony, dammit!

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

great

now we’ll see ankiel.

by tgreenfield on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

or lugo

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glaus at 3rd, DeRo to RF?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glaus at 3rd, DeRo to 2nd, Skip to CF

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TONY DON'T YOU DARE PULL CODY!!!!

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hmmmmmm

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

corpsy rakle let's go!!!

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Troy Glaus, really?

Pinch hit for Colby who has a 2b and a BB

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hmmmmmmmmmm

can we get some early christmas here?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

KABLOOOEY

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by gdm426 on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this is just a bad move...

Rasmus can fucking hit lefties.

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So can Troy

and we don’t need another PH until we get around to Troy again.

by Hardcore Legend on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's looking...

like he’s about 50

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

youthful quick bats...

please

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 8, 2009 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

glaus ? if I wanted a stikeout I'd go up to bat for him.

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or pinch hit Ankiel

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or put a blind fold on glaus and tell him there's in it.

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.

by CodyG on Oct 8, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

under

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

under

as in not entering field of play

by thewizard3 on Oct 8, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs