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ok, let's get some runs!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

eat moar chikin?

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright Holliday

This is the reason we got you.

by madeintaiwan on Oct 7, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

i c wat u did thar

thread title

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

well hopefully holliday won't have to swing at pitches while trying to get out of the way this time

that first AB was a total screw job

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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

dear lego

pls do not be nervous

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday

Don’t make me take my Pie back.

by Evilfrog on Oct 7, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday ready to swing this time

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

uncanny

rec

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by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

rec’d

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Oct 7, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

read the UNIFORM.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's just boog

being ironic

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Oct 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

source

http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/bbhtml/bbhome.html

Some amazing cards on here.

"Never judge a taco by its price" - Dr. Gonzo

by KennyWang on Oct 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ack!

0-2, not good…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Torre

You think Joe “I have no balls” Torre had a conversation with Tommy Lasorda about intentionally walking slugging first basemen?

by DJ87 on Oct 7, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Lego sells it!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Umps have no clue

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

IT'S FUCKING SWOLLEN

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

oh

he thought maybe he went around

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by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

right elbow

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Holliday

had to show him the the bruise

by Evilfrog on Oct 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

that had to hurt

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

All righty Lud

Find a gap

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

or I'll deck you. lol.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

moar risp

let’s get over this

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Oct 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

6ly???

Wolf is done?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

3 2/3

not bad

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by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

JEFF WEAVER.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

don't effin jinx it!!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

good work.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

eegads

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

It’s dreamweaver time!

by LandSickness on Oct 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Weaver

I hope he got the bad weed this week.

by DJ87 on Oct 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i told you all two days ago these umps were trouble, but did you listen to me? noooo

f’in gdm is a moran who talks out his ass, how could he possibly know what he’s talking about

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I once knew a moran

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i, for one,

welcome our robot umpire overlords

by FunkeeC on Oct 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is insanity!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

How handsome

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

braintwin!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both yellow-blue and green/red?

Is your name Oliver by chance?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

there are the two main generic labels of green/red and blue/yellow

but it doesn’t exactly work that way

most people don’t see the same set of visible light… i happen to see a smaller set than most

it’s also cool cause it’s intermittent in regards to the spectrum

by BirdsonFire on Oct 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand.

Still unusual to see so little color. My dad is colorblind. Good chance of spreading it to any future sons.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn't worry about

im colorblind and got a job at American Eagle and worked there for 3 years in high school/college

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not worried about it at all.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

well thats good

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm kinda worried about this game

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, yeah.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It says "fuck the colorblind"

Sorry. It’s a t-shirt. I thought it was hilarious.

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

im colorblind… I couldn’t make it out.. but thats pretty damn funny

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're yellow/blue colorblind?

Unusual!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

handsome guy

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

and pwned him this summer

without so much as an ovation.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear GOBs...

Is one hit with RISP so much to ask?

Amen.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Oct 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this the metaphoric ligthening bolt coming down from the sky?

from the GOB?

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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

well we've been tempting them all day.

it would just figure.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

AAHAHAHAHAHA

Jeff Weaver sucks so hard!!!!!!

by vivaelpujols on Oct 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

With the Belliard + Weaver combo

Torre is putting all the ’06 mojo against us.

by enoscountry on Oct 7, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Just under 1000 comments per hour.

I don’t see it slowing down any time soon.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Oct 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

it's been two long years!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No No No

Don’t lose the feed!!!!

by Harknights on Oct 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

f'n rain

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone getting audio skips?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

As much as I dislike WWL generally

This never happens in Sunday Night Baseball

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

mlb.tv went black

and now it says commercial break

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

back now

but still black

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

and now video's back

but no announcers

LOL

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

UGH

TBS FAIL

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lost a camera and announcers

well a little bit of an improvement.

by Evilfrog on Oct 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Go

Ludwick Van Beethoven

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

doh

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

duh

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Al Davis is rolling in his grave

Oh wait… he is actually still alive

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

you got the right idea

…wick.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

damnit!

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Rotten luck

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

no moar LOBsters!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

COME ON, TBS

YOU WANNA TAKE AWAY MY LOCAL BROADCASTS, FIGURE YOUR SHIT OPUT

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

how amazing that the announcers don't mention 06

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

What's the big deal about 06?

I mean, who even won that year?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought they were desperate for "storylines"

and would sell their mother for them.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you have to be interested in characters, right?

The Cardinals are BORING, I guess.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know

they aren’t even talking about the staches.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

tigers

in three

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROCK LOBSTER

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Shocker...

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

risp = rip the hitter

"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension

by sportsman on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

UH, NO!!!!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

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by cardfan124 on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

how many lobs now?

better yet, what’s the post season record?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

What's the record for most men left on base in a postseason game?

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

This game is like a sabermetric nightmare

Torre does all of the wrong moves and gets off scotch free.

by vivaelpujols on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

disappointingwick

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

That pitch was nowhere near a strike.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

with this ump, youneverknow

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOW will you STFU about owning pitchers before they even throw a pitch?

plzkthnx.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ...

9 LOB already. Fucking ridiculous.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK LOBS

ALL THE FUCKING SEASON HE FUCKING CHASES OFFSPEED AWAY WHAT THE FUCK

by tgreenfield on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

11 baserunners in 4 innings

2 runs

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't smoke

And I feel like I need a cigarette

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

have another beer

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a bad idea

/ccccsssshhhhttt (sound of opening a beer can)

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ba dum chshshshshsh

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe this'll be a reverse jynx or something

but, for now, I’ve lost nearly all of my faith in Ludwick.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Oct 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Well look on the bright side

TBS works GREAT during the commercial breaks

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 7, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

bleh

I keep telling myself that if we keep getting base runners eventually some will have to score, but when it doesn’t happen a little part of me dies inside.

by DJ87 on Oct 7, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you, dero

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Everyone

lets hold hands and wish for a 1-2-3 inning.

Lets pray

by madeintaiwan on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Flying Spagetti Monster

may your noodly apendage touch us all

by Harknights on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ramen

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 7, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shells N ColbyJackCheese

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you for joining us, Of the Rose.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this real life?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

It is 68 degrees in my apartment

and it feels like 120

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

call 911

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

well that was good

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

lets hope for a 3 pitch inning

The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?

by Podlol on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

MVP

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

boog

my man

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

i've almost...

thrown my wine glass at the tv 3 times tonight. we’re in the 4th. i have a feeling i may be cleaning up some glass and merlot later tonight.

by launchshuttle on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

i just fucking SCREAMED

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

been doing it all night

with the windows open.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool the haterade, damn!

I was talking about Boog.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kemp just got

Booged

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

some of these angles

are hypnotic. it’s like a lava lamp

by tgreenfield on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOG

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm... just going to scream again.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

also, thank you Albert!!!

Boog will buy you a steak dinner.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on, tbs

bush league bullshit

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, skip!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, almost Skippy

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

wow

helluva stop either way

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

or maybe it was just the quirky camera angle

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a fucking great try, Skippy.

damn that was great.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Good stop Skip

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, really just wow

What the fuck did we do to the GOB’s

by madeintaiwan on Oct 7, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

well fucking shit

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

cmon

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Old

this is getting

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh, Holliday to Boog is probably one of the worst tosses.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

This TBS broadcast is unbearable

Fuck you MLB

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

good ole bud strikes again

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the hell decided TBS was ever a good idea?

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to say Ted Turner may have been involved somehow or another

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo!!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's a good scapegoat though

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

same with postseason.tv

i finally gave up and just switched to gameday audio

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only thing worse than this broadcast

is knowing that I George Lopez is going to be this years Frank Caliendo…kill me now…

by bluesfan1 on Oct 7, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

when did skip

turn into one of the best 2Bs in baseball?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

2009

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boog catches a break with the stop sign.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmmm

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds delicious

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmm

crepes sound great right now

if this game gets out of hand, im bustin out the crepes mix + nutella for consolation town

by tgreenfield on Oct 7, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmm, nutella.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scond!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmm

if i had everyones address id bake erryone some oatmeal chocolate chip cookies. they’re bomb

and they can be made with specialness or regularness, depending if you like the mj.

by tgreenfield on Oct 7, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

way to a woman's heart

that and ice cream

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 7, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

That, and sex.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know you are a woman spants

but i just can’t sit here and let you say that sex is the way to a woman’s heart…. i just can’t

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by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what would I know about it.

Silly me.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

well i can't argue with you because yes you are a woman

lets just say that i wish that i would have met women who had a path to their heart paved with sex

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess that i was under the assumption that men were more about sex than women

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This has gotten pretty OT, but I'd say past experiences dictate a woman's future interest level,

if you know what I’m saying.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a myth.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah from my experience

as a dude, it’s pretty clear that both men and women think about sex equally.

ladies may not be as overt

by tgreenfield on Oct 7, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, dude.

Don’t know what to tell you.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

its ok now... my wife's heart was definitly not won with sex

more like us getting along… having lots in common… things like that

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That and sex!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey man

honestly, if i meet someone that has 2 out of 3 these qualities, i’ll put a ring on that

1. loves baseball/cardinals preferably
2. loves baked goods that are made with certain substances
3. fantastic sexual relations

again, i don’t get frito-layed much…

by tgreenfield on Oct 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

well my wife and i waited till we were married

so i have to disagree with you on this one…

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Curious, how long have you been married?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

a year this october 18

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's my brother's bday

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

so

srsly tho, what should i bake you guys?

by tgreenfield on Oct 7, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

brownies

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

With ice cream and nutella?

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh god so delicious

seriously YOURE GIVIN MEH THE MUNCHIES MANZZ

by tgreenfield on Oct 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, BASEBALL!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vexed!

Get on it!
/whip crack

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's trying to get him to chase. not working.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

F U ump!!!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

TBS blows

anyone else see Werth’s hit today? Camera missed it completely

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

how the fuck was that a ball there?

and holliday took three pitches worse than that for strikes?

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This is depressing

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Consistency would be nice behind the plate

I feel like Carp just threw that last one up there for spite.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

let's reciprocate

and serve them some LOBsters, FFS

by mattyp on Oct 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Casey Blake

oh no

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

what a bunch of bullshit

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

hey tbs,

if you hadn’t heard, this is the playoffs. kind of a big deal. it’d be cool if your brodcast worked

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Carp...

Bear down and keep us in this game.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Oct 7, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

This game makes me sad

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

what

anybody else on mlb.tv seeing this shit?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

i was sure

the channel was about to change to x-men revolution

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

EXHALE

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

thank you, Mr. Ludwick

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Glovewick!

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF with the CAMERA???

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

GLOVEWICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

GLOVEWICK!

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Heartattack

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Omg

TBS horrible camera angles scared the shit outta me.

by madeintaiwan on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

wheh

"The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re screwed" Albert to opposing pitchers.

by swmofan on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Catchwick

Glovewick
Leatherwick
Or any modification of the previous

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

...wick.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

and i thought that i read somewhere that the best umps are awarded the playoffs

SlamalamaJackADongWick cares very little about your draft pick standing-by gdm426

by FredbirdisaDork on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

a couple of cameras are down.

that scared the shit out of me.

Mo, you can trade anything of mine.

by njnick on Oct 7, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luddy is on the ball!!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

i just had a heart attack

and luddy undid it as fast as it happened

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you see Carp stare at Luddy after that?

It was like “nice catch, but I’ll still jack you in the face if you don’t watch yourself!”

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

This comment, however, is.

rec’d.

Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.

by Cardinals645 on Oct 7, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

they only have so many cameras working, guys.

they’re cutting to the few that work.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

rec'd and probably correct.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

am correct

I only know this because I’m listening to these meatheads.
= masochist.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I’m not listening.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

you lucky, lucky person.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's on, but they're zoned out.

I can do that with lower voices.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I can only zone out Dan and Al.

I’ll have to work on that.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what

the announcers were saying

“well, at least some of them are working, lol”

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY TBS

THANKS FOR THE RESIDENT EVIL CAMERA ANGLES!!!

by madeintaiwan on Oct 7, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually, not...

I, particularly, am not fond of sphincter-sight-seeing…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

cancer is no joke

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

On that note,

should we spend the majority of our day staring at colons?

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

only if it's your job

otherwise it’s an addiction

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap.

I will look to join the next AA meeting. You know, Anus Addicted…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

They've got the other equipment working for the game

Why not?

Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!

by TBender on Oct 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've had a whole series of heart attacks

just sitting here with my defibrillator in one hand, remote in other

by iaintsentimental on Oct 7, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

i wish

waino would detect a flaw in carp’s delivery

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

a team of monkeys

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi Monkeys in the truck!!!

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

hellooooooooo

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF is that???

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nightmares.

If I wake up screaming, I’ll think of you.

by peach concrete on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then scream even more.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what you get for posting that horrible photo.

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, i didn't think it was horrible

it’s the only monkey pic i could find

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure it's a monkey?

it has hooves

"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby

by albrtfn on Oct 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought it was

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you insist on scaring me?

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 7, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's the only monkey pic i could find

sorry, didn’t think it was scary

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just because you don't get scared when you look in the mirror

Doesn’t mean other people don’t

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is not a monkey!


This is a monkey.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That looks like something that listens to the Cantina Band

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least

we get weaver now

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

for every one of these comments, the GOBs send us a LOBster.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're already at the max

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Weaver comes in and shuts us down

I may retire

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey what happened to the pitch trax?

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

nevermind.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yadier Molina vs. Jeff Weaver.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

weave it!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

yadi

remember the NLCS. please

by madeintaiwan on Oct 7, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

that's what Detroit said.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

now, the audio

is 15 seconds behind

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Molina brothers talk.

calms me only slightly.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

TBS

i miss when you consisted of skip caray, don sutton and otis nixon….oh yeah… ryan klesko

by thewizard3 on Oct 7, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I've never seen that movie, but the jocks at my high school always quoted a part from it

“Chips! Chips! Chips! Chips!”

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Most people"

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

cards didn't win by 11, jackass

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey

I didn’t realized we were all homerun hitters, whats up with these big ass cuts

by madeintaiwan on Oct 7, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

uh, come on

shit

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh

i liked the basehits bettar!

by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

nope

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

or TLR

might double switch ankiel into CF

"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum

by scoot on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

hit it, razzle

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

oh yeah

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

COLBY!

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

SELLL IT CODY!!!!

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah Raz!!

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

mmmm, Cheese.

x2

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Clobby!

Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream

by The_teague on Oct 7, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Rasmus has had a fantastic game

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

*carefully*

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

whew...

just got back..

Has Carp really lost his control, or is he getting pinched?

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

he's been rough

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

...yes.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

And another chance with a RISP...

Only to have Carp come up. Of course.

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Oct 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

tbs feed audio

is still in the third inning for me

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Weaver vs Carpenter

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

well,

he’s only pitched 4 innings

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Save the bullpen some...

no real long man out there, unless you count Boggs, and Boggs for more than one inning against this lineup scares the shit out of me.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i laughed

oh gob

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

Everyone

lets hold hands and wish for a 1-2-3 inning.

Lets pray

by madeintaiwan on Oct 7, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

If Carp gets through 5

"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer

by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

boggs, gaww, smoltz, franklin

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

blargh

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Announcers on FOX Latino

saying this is Carpenter’s best offensive season with his 7 RBUs… Just a funny note on an unfunny day

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, he had a helluva season that game.

I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.

by The Continental on Oct 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ha!

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is.

Funny how one game makes all the difference.

by Evilfrog on Oct 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double-digit LOBs!

In 5 innings! I knew they had it in them!

V, b.

by LukeMP1186 on Oct 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Weaver sucking against lefties...

really brings back the memories.

The beard is back!

by guayzimi on Oct 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL, some of y'all really are addicted to the OT threads.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

the sCorey thread is nothing but baseball pal

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 7, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

righhhhhttt

in case y’all didn’t believe me, my last ten minutes (with shift-A every five seconds) did indeed launch the screen halfway up into two different active OT threads.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

and continues to do so.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

in a post pushing 700 comments.

because that’s not inconsiderate at all.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're nervous!

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

tell it to Carp.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok...

"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter

by spants on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

come back to the sCorey thread

we’re having a good baseball discussion over there.

"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.

by TNTinCO on Oct 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am serious Y2S

the first thread of the night is now known as the sCorey Ragmuffin thread

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gone.

have fun.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

what ot thread?

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by gdm426 on Oct 7, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think so...

These guys are soccer experts they re-use for baseball due to budget limitations. They barely know someone other than Pujols and Manny. Again, it’s all some can get

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still

Better than Al Hrabosky

by madeintaiwan on Oct 7, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yes, no doubt.

I would rather hear a crying baby scratching a chalkboard…

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

keep it close, Carp!!

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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

what did he call Ronnie Belliard??

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 7, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

i'm feeling

GAWW GAWWW GAWWW time should approach

by tgreenfield on Oct 7, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

You people need to go check out RasmusGirls picture in the previous thread

it is AWESOME BABY!

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 7, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

is it nsfw?

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 7, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Nope! He blew Anthony Reyes’ best game ever

I want the Walrus back...

by Paulspike on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

So very true,

but that game plus World Series = best Reyes games evar

by madeintaiwan on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey announcers

a) Tigers did NOT bring their A games. Tigers blew it.

b) that wasn’t a post-season game.

"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR

by IHeartBoog on Oct 7, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

This is painful

How many ugly innings before this slips completely away?

by tarakas on Oct 7, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Note to Tony:

Carp does not have it tonight.

He seems not to have noticed.

by tarakas on Oct 7, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

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