NLDS Game 1 Open Thread
St. Louis Cardinals at Los Angeles Dodgers, Oct 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT
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| Carpenter! | Wolf |
| 17-4, 2.24 | 11-7, 3.23 |
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Nope, I was the first fist.
…fisk is not fist.
If we lose, it’s pistol’s fault.
No, Chuck...We got lettuce!
Is there a baseball game on tonight?
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
If the bats show up.....
I think we make the WS. Gotta score some runs. Hopefully we can get off on the right foot tonight.
Let’s Go Cards!!!
Matt Holliday. Nuff said.
"If he enters the endzone with possession of the ball...
it’s a touchdown." ~ John “Oh really, John?” Madden
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
+1
for making me think of Frank Caliendo when he was good
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Minus 1 for claiming that Frank Caliendo was good - ever.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
I thought old frank caliendo was good
but he got to overexposed, namely Frank TV
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
"When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to."
John “no freaking sh!t” Madden
I want the Walrus back...
"Y'know that's what I don't like about NFL stadiums.
Only about half of them are real grass, the others are some astroturf thing… Stadiums are only 50% real. But you know… you know who’s 100% real? Brett Favre…"
No, Chuck...We got lettuce!
if the bats show up and the defense plays solid and the pitching shuts opponents down
I think we make the WS!!!
Let’s Go Cards!!!!!
If the Cardinals score more runs in more games than the Dodgers do, they'll win the NLDS!
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
Love the poem Dan
11 to go
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
(run, joba, run)
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
...fisted?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Somewhere, Chip Caray is trying to summon the testosterone for a mild erection
No, Chuck...We got lettuce!
by vexedtechie on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha so true
but it’s nothing compared to the Splattering Purple Favregasm we were subjected to on Monday
2.444 is ridiculous
if
we can make it past the phillies, we win it all
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
shhhhhh
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
This relief pitcher is my kind of scum

Fearless and inventive.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 7, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"We're pleased to announce that since the Yankees are playing, and everyone cares about them, TBS will NOT be cutting out to bring you the start of the NLDS with the Cards and Dodgers."
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
hope it's still on mlb.tv
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
TNT in 8 minutes!!!!!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
MWAHAHA I DO NOT THINK THERE WILL BE LEVERAGE TONIGHT
thanks for ruining drama, slow AL games.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
It even feels like the playoffs outside!
This is fantastic. Lets go Carp!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
i wish
i had a longer rgb cable!
or another computer!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Ha! I have the broadcast already
On Fox Sports Latino. Tey are singing the anthem and Holliday looks legoish
I want the Walrus back...
more details = good
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Carpenter warming up
with some forest-like background. He looks Indiana Jones-ish
I want the Walrus back...
that's the bullpen
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Raiders Indy or Crystal Skulls Indy?
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
I have a feeling we're gonna need about 4 overflows tonight
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
LET'S GO PLAYOFF BASEBALL!!!!!!
unfortunetley i have too much work to do. i will be in my room studying the whole time.
go cards! bring home a winner VEB!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions
hell yeah
i’m so pumped right now i could eat a bag of nails and shit straight steel
that and massive amounts of homework are causing me to turn into a ball o’ stress
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
And here I am reading midterm exams. Gonna have to stop
because it wouldn’t be fair to the students not to be paying attention to what I’m reading.
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
I always say...
Baseball is priority. And in October, it comes above it all.. So, screw college work, GO CARDS
I want the Walrus back...
except when you have to read half of war and peace by sunday
who expects that?
fuck tolstoy
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
thats when my 3 para essay is due on its connections to historical foreign policy and what lessons we can learn.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
You have stuff due on Sunday?
Pretty sure that’s against the law in South Carolina.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Sometimes there's war.
And sometimes there’s peace.
And sometimes there’s postseason baseball.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
I finished my college work early
so I don’t miss baseball.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
again, its war and peace
and i had to watch the game last night.
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
i beat you all!
i never went to collage! no homework for gdm! in your face suckers!
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I had three tests,
two of them midterms, three papers, and a book to read.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
oy.
that is rough. i have everything else i need to get done and mostly had discussions today. but again, war and peace is a diffz. animal. if i was “literate” and “intelligent” this discussion would be pointless
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
It was also one of the worst books I have ever read.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
It hadn't started yet.
There was some commercial about texting the TBS guy questions.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
does anybody really want CSI:NY?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
At least it ain't CSI:Miami
Yeeaaaaaaaaah!
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 7, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I can't stand any of 'em
but Caruso’s “acting” slays me.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 7, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I want
Crime Scene: Scene of the Crime
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
+1
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
love billy baldwin
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
alright! managed to end my date with airport girl in time for the game!
i need to reset my priorities
did robin williams in "good will hunting" teach us nothing?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
that coke can make a funny comedian even funnier?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
"the key to shagging for any pitchers..."
“well he’s a young guy, he hasn’t learned that yet!”
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i just thought you were saying it like albert
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
we have AIR.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
OK ladies and germs
Let’s do this thing, and let’s do it hard.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
not sea cucumbers!
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
lol 100 comments in 20 minutes
that’s like double during the game. we’re going to need like four overflows tonight.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, I know
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
"it is twilight in Los Angeles"
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Lets Go!

"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
GEIGER
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 7, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's go!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
She should sing game 3 national anthem
Then sing Fire in the Outfield.
by creativereason on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
why not the remix on the stadium screens?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Torre walks. La Russa jogs.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
is HL in the house tonight?
i’m going to want some screenshots.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
of?
i might be able to assist
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
from mlb.tv
he’s usually able to get us some sweet screenshots of close plays and what not.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
that's my dad?
scaryyyyyy.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
HI DICK!!!!!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
Brenly....
barf
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
So how many Carpenter Grand Slams tonight?
3? 4?
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
HFS ®
I hope you mean when he’s batting
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
FIVE MINUTES
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:32 PM EDT reply actions
Albert hugs someone in the Bon Jovi bit
we’re ready!!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
guys
GUYS
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
opponent average
two two six and two two seven
carpenter and wolf
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
and
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
doh
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
really?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
ugh bob brenly
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
...striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time his next leap will be his leap home...
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
I might have spelled his name wrong, but oh well.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
oh boy.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 7, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rhymes with dracula
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
He's a St. Louis native
It’s good karma.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
did he have to time travel?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
it's been too fucking long!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions
TWO MINUTES
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
o/u on veb posts starting from pitch to last out
24000?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
i guess i mean comments
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
way under
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
over
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
i meant for the whole postseason
god im so excited i can barely function
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
oh 24,000?
way, way over.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
i take the over!
minutes until sbn servers crash?
o/u 40 min.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
all the package shots of Albert are huggy Albert
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
For those who have never been to Dodger stadium
Everyone that is there had to leave this morning in order to get there on time.
wait a second
MIN fights a to the nail type of game over 14 innings and 5 hours yesterday, then has to fly to NYC and play tonight? AL baseball is dick
blame Brett Favre
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
randy wolf isn't faithful to his wife!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
but he is handsome
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
FOUL BALL
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
HERE WE GO!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
No lappy tonight...
I’ll catch up in the sixth overflow thread.
I once shot a man just to see him die...then I got distracted and missed it.
I'm in.... from the other side of the Pacific
It’s 10:30am in Korea and I’m following the game via MLB Gameday. Hopefully my boss don’t know me doing this until the end of the game.
Go Cards….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cardinals fan from Korea
STACHE CHECK
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Ready to see Boog's stache
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
wow
Skip used to be in the OF, only took like 2 secs for that to come up
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
full count
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
skippy with the good eye!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
GOOD START!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
yes!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions
the cards being patient?
HFS
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
BB!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
That a baby Skippy!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
SKIPPY!!!
that’s the way it’s done. six pitches.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions
oh this game thread is going to be impossible to keep up with
skiBB
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
"The Cardinals are gonna be aggressive on the first pitch"
Jesus, I hope not. I think that is like the worst thing we can do…go up there hacking away at everything against this turd lefty.
skippy's postseason obp v. lhp: 1.000
take that platoon split!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
hes so multitalented
first jamie lynn, now this
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
boog!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Boog's stache is achieving altitude
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
there's the stache
nice going skippy
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Yeah!!!!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
I like the way Shannon calls the pitcher "Woof."
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
WOOT
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
BOOOOOOOG
announcers sound bored
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
YOU'VE JUST BEEN BOOOOOOGED
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
fn awesxome!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
BOOOOOOOOOOG!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
So far, so good!
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
boo for dodgers fan
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Stupid ass fans
stay out of play.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
WOOT
BOOGIE…..
is the stache waxed?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
he can't do anything right!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
get off my lawn!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
no!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
which means a 1.000 OBP for that at bat
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
woohooooo!!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
it's POSTSEASON doghouse
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
booooooooooooooooooo
make them pay LEGO
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
seriously torre?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
walk AP to load the bases with no outs in the first inning?!?!
Wow.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
one PA*
one IBB
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
lego up, 3 on no outs. I like.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
VERY NICE!!
i make how you say hand party.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
So Torre thinks Pujols won't beat him, huh? We'll see.
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
Gosh y'all!
I look away for two minutes to talk to one of my residents and y’all go nuts… that said… way to start the Postseason.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
lolz
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
lulz
They’re already booing
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
i dont think
i can keep the laptop on the lap tonight. might have to go vebless for this one. kinda crazy comment velicty anyway.
that wasa ball ump
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions
I didn't think you people would shut up so I could find this thing to post
We are gonna need an overflow by the end of the first
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
those are strikes.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
mostly just on the black.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
i gotta say
Boog’s stache is finally decent.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he couldn't muster a stache
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
randy wolf - 5 strikes, 10 balls.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
swing the bat plz
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
According to pitchmax (ATPM?)
none of these pitches are strikes
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
WTF Lego
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
bs
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
lift the bat lego
damnit.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
Lego jaws at the ump
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
THAT WAS THE SAME AS THE FIRST PITCH
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Lego saying something about "strike two" to TLR
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
someone buy the ump some glasses!!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
+1
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Holliday not aggressive enough
Don’t try to overcompensate Ludwick
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
well he better call those for Carp
If he does, I don’t mind too much.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
No, that wasn't low, play-by-play announcer
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
cubs guy, I think.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
brenly
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Brenly is color
I don’t know who the PBP is
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
normally does pro footall on fox
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
FOOTBALL!!!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
he's got two strikes. fouling these off is not bad.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
let's go Luddy!!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
atg, those pitches in the same spot
but 2 of 5 were balls
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
no.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions
we're there already.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I totally thought he was going to swing at that...
Pretty much FML any time Todd Wellemeyer touches a baseball or Joe Thurston runs the bases.
he looks comfortable
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
this is excruciating already
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Come on Studwick
we know you are in there somewhere
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Ludwick's name... still mispronounced!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I DO NOT FUCKING CARE ABOUT ASHTON KUTCHERS CAMERA!!!
PUT THE GAME ON!!! THIS IS A BIG SITUATION HAPPENING!!!!
pitch count anyone?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
23 - very nice.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
at least this is driving up the pitch count
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
apparently the dodgers spanish language broadcaster is legendary.
been doing it like 40 years.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
wear him down!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
me too.
hands sweating in game 1 first inning in the nlds? gawd.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
gameday
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
mlb.com
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
maybe get a count
and then post +1 after every pitch?
*not serious at all
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Damn Luddy
That was your pitch
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
I'll take it!!!!!!!!!!!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
YES!!!!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
i will take it
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
thanks dodgers
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
lol
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
alright
that was lucky but whatev
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
suck it, torre!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
i JUST SCREAMED!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions
May we all
have an amazing game. I am personally so jacked for this game.
"Never judge a taco by its price" - Dr. Gonzo
HA
how does Kemp let that happen?
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
but Matt Kemp is a wizard!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
wha???
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
GOB be with us
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
that was a great AB
…wick
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Bloopwick!
that’ll work!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
HERE IS A PICTURE OF A WIZARD
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Please Yadi
Just hit a flyball or K. Nothing on the ground.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Reachdownintothedirtandhitaflairwick!
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
don't hurt yourself, Boog.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
NO GROUND BALLS
NO GROUND BALLS
NO GROUND BALLS
NO GROUND BALLS
NO GROUND BALLS
NO GROUND BALLS
NO GROUND BALLS
V, b.
why aren't you on TNT?
wait… I didn’t say that.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
that's what she said!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
27 pitches
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
don't do it, yadi
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
are you there god? it's me, a crazed cards fan in wisconsin
no dp plz?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
Yadi goes with clean shaven.
like a reverse playoff beard?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
have to start fresh
and let it grow through the playoffs
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
This place may be more electric that Dodger stadium!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
no, there now.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
GO YADI!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions
much better patience from the club today.
glad the postseason nerves aren’t making them swing.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
holliday did fine.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
30th pitch
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
you know, he really does
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
yeah
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
BOOOOOO
booo this man!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i honestly always trust Yadi to be ok with the bat
don’t know why, i have no data to back this up, but i do
Yes.
But I do not like double plays. No sir, I really don’t.
by peach concrete on Oct 7, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
50 pitch inning, plz
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
that's my theory.
he tells Yadi so.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Boog's ground rule double was b/c of fan interference
right?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he hit an 89 -- not that bad for him.
the wind was coming in on the back nine.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
and that's
exactly what I was waiting for. I’ll keep teeing them up. . .
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
The best part about this inning
is that you know Carp is pissed its taking so long to score.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
Shit
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
slooooow
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions
Belli giveth, Belli taketh away
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
asshole.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
oh noes! doomed we are!
why wasn’t skippy playing 2b for us in 2006?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
that was a pretty sweet play
hrm that sucks
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
eff
GIDP yadi
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Well we got the pitch count up
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Belly turns it.
like it could be anything else.
but…. 30+ pitches!!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Mr GIDpP....sigh
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
AND
Carp is pissed off at having to wait!!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
why do people think he never runs hard
do people forget just how slow yadi is?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i agree.
derosa please.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions
He would've struck out, and Yadi would've grounded out.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
so we would be 1 step closer
to pujols hitting again?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
who made you the eternal pessimist?
I WANT THE REAL SPANTS BACK!!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
SHE'S GONE FOREVER!!!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions
a righty and a lefty at the same time?
interesting strategy
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
I like Yadi coming up with the bases loaded more than Cody or DeRo
Yadi is pretty clutch with the bases loaded i believe.
they showed him 1-for-15 with bases loaded
thanks so much.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
double clutch this time
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
i wish
ktrs would sync up with the audio
announcers infinitely more excited about the dp than anyhting the cards did offensively
wish i could listen to dan and al even
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
actually
mlb.tv is ahead of ktrs
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
not a 3 doors down fan?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Good news = Wolf, 32 pitches like 4 actual strikes
Bad news = bases loaded, no outs w/ the 4-5-6 hitters coming = 1 run
2.444 is ridiculous
still a no-risp offense
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
yikes....
551 comments in a half inning (yeah, plus a little more I know). Hope the mods are ready for a long night of making overflows
I wonder how many people have commented so far
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I make a motion that during this thread people try to refrain from just typing FUCK
type it if you must, but add something more to your comment please. This is killing my laptop
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
f'in gdm
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
see, that was more than just
fuck
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
agreed
i think most if not all of us are somehow watching the game. we dont need a play by play of EVERY SINGLE THING
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
seconded
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."- Rogers Hornsby
6ly
now let’s mow em….aww fuck carp!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down
it’s CARPENTER time.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
no more no-no
:(
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
99.99, please
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
That was right down the f'in middle, Carp
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
deked DeRosa
WTF.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
just setting up the DP.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
thank you.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
What. The.
Fuck.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
F
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions
Well there is that
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
FUCK
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Rec
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
That's what she said?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i once arrested this man-lady whose legal name was fuck...well it was spelled with a 'ph' but still shocking
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
oh noes
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
I think they just might have a good game plan.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Crush the ball when it is down the middle?
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions
showing bunt fucked up DeRosa
which allowed that first hit.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
shit
well, that’s it carpenter.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions
the two run hr
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
ok and livid
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
ok, not time to panic yet
but definitely time to get a drink
by mattyp on Oct 7, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
shit
two fastballs in the middle of the plate
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
damn
it was right down the middle.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
WTF!!!!! They just cut away from the game.
…so show a effing commercial break?!
No, Chuck...We got lettuce!
Turn it over to TBS maybe?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions
carp
has given up a lot of hits lately
gotta get it together cuz wolf wiggled out once and probably inspired now
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
i blame brenly
nothing good ever happens when that jackass is in the building
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
We load the bases with no one out, score one run...
Chris Carpenter gives up 2 runs in 4 pitches.
Of course.
V, b.
Well...
Who could have foreseen Yadi hitting into a double play like that? I mean, it’s not like he’s the slowest player in baseball and doesn’t even run out ground balls. Why not bat him 6th? 6th place hitters never bat with the bases loaded and 1 out…
wicked pitch
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
that
was yacked. well, its not the worst situation ever, but uhhh maybe we’ll see angry carp?
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
honestly, i would rather see carp have a rough first with a couple bad
pitches than to see him throw 30+ pitches.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
not that it matters
the way the ump is calling it
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Pujols!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
wow. if he's going to throw pitches like that to manny
i’ll take it. 95 with a wicked tail? good stuff
thank youuuuu Albert.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Yadi's GIDP tastes like crap right now.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions
do not eat! GIDP just garnish!
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
who says defense doesn't matter?
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
love that guy
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
My God, Carp
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
we gotta have more first innings and less shit like this
"...and pujols has given st louis the lead"
Proud Contributor to the Night of the Longest Train Wreck Ever 9/10-9/11/09
carpenter
come on man.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
you're mean tonight.
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
looks like both teams are ready to hit
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
didn't you see last start?
carpenter IS the offense
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by YesWeOquendo on Oct 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that Mary Hart behind home plate?
I love HD
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Oct 7, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
Don't let Kramer near her...
V, b.
by LukeMP1186 on Oct 7, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
he's warmin up
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, and none of us would be surprised if he settles in from here on
seems like carp struggles more in the first than any other inning
2.444 is ridiculous
true
they were hittable pitches, and they’re hitting them
by Expatcardfan on Oct 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
we're good...no need to freak out....let the serenity overtake you
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
thank you
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
This is worrisome
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."- Rogers Hornsby
whither curve?
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
he's just setting them up
then will hit 2 grand slams, then shut down their lineup. then punch them.
by Expatcardfan on Oct 7, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
One of my Facebook friends stauses
cant wait til manny and the dodgers beat up fat albert and the cards. Unfriending him. Right. Now.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
oh my god he's missing location.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
16
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Was pitch 2 to Blake
not the same location as all 3 pitches to holliday?
*not a conspiracy theorist, I’m just sayin
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
cmon, bust out the curve!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions
st louis
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
my god
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
damnit!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
Listening to an asshat talk baseball...
My favorite pastime
Still wearing my Stubby Clapp jersey t-shirt
"You can imagine where it goes from there..." "he fixes the cable?"
tv muted
ktrs on gameday
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Is Passan on?
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
Where is the fuckin curveball?
Quit throwing 2seamers and sliders
Sponsored by Slick-Rick 'Stache Cream
nah, he'll do fine
His 2 seamer has been one of the best pitches in baseball this year
by vivaelpujols on Oct 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
where the hell has that been?
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
nice
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
I go to school around KC
and that’s why I hate KC sports fans
Still wearing my Stubby Clapp jersey t-shirt
"You can imagine where it goes from there..." "he fixes the cable?"
hahaha
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
that thing was filthy
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
what was that?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Just like that...
Rest of the night, please. Thx.
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."- Rogers Hornsby
HFS
THEY CAN’T HIT THE CURVE….THROW MOAR
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
switched to shannon and rooney and carp gets him on 3 pitches.....
sorry ya’ll for not listening to them at the start of the game
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
damn you
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
at least you figured it out
still 8 innings left to play.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
def not switching
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
You wouldn't like him when he's angry...
and he’s getting there
Still wearing my Stubby Clapp jersey t-shirt
"You can imagine where it goes from there..." "he fixes the cable?"
I feel obligated to reply to you.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Prediction?
On # of overflow threads tonight?
"People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring."- Rogers Hornsby
4
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
6-7?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
1 inning
And I think we’ve covered all the emotions
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
gobs are confusing
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 7, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
caucasian time for me
if you think you’re gonna keep hitting Carp, Dodgers, well….that’s just like your opinion, man
hi ump. that's not a strike. just thought you should know.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
nice, DeRo.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Nice, DeRo
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
first inning took a half-hour.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
DERO!!!!
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by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 7, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Nice job Rose
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
i love how
the announcers are completely uninterested in cardinal base hits, but erupt at dodger hits
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
maybe
maybe influencing my perception, too
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
no, the cubs bias might be
one of the twitters say the pressbox is shaking, though
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i think that guy
is the one doing color
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
crap
can we switch rosy with yaddi now?
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
only helps if you can do it retroactive!
The Cardinls have never gone to a World series in a year ending in 9. Every other year they have: 1930, 31, 42, 82, 43, 34, 44, 64, 2004, 85, 26, 46, 2006, 67, 87 , 28 & 68. But no 9s, Could this be the year?
I declare this the mattyfrommo can keep up now thread
/plants flag
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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good luck to you
because TNTinCO really cant’ seem to, unless there’s a big delay.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
you can stay here with me
Who needs those suckers in the other threads?
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we'll show them!
it’s our party!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Boog needs a triple here
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and manny needs to go back to being manny
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I think he hit it to the one 5 square foot area in LF that manny could have caught it
step it up next time Boog!
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Sweep the leg DeRo!
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Carp is badass enough to score a runner from first on a suicide squeeze
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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No moar bunts Carp
Homeruns please
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Let's do this Boog!!
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almost
time for Carp to be Carp
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Carp does need to stop floundering here
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two relatively quick outs
make him look a lot better
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Sure would be nice to get Furcal out
for ONCE this season
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
he's hitting like .800, no?
f’in Furcal
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seriously... what the hell?
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I blame that on you
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i know
didn’t mean to jinx. was just citing my wishes.
i’m gonna get myself uninvited from your private thread
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
all's well that ends well
Carp just wanted to give them false hope
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Way to go Carp
those curves fell right off the perch
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APu needs to be less agressive
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Walkwick!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Wolf is gonna be gone soon
time to dig into that soft Dodger pen
by GeorgeHendricksStirrups on Oct 7, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions
Niceeyewick
Now C’mon Yadi, no moar inning enders
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We suck at baserunning
seriously, the baserunning coach needs to be fired.
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 7, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
why the hell was lego not tagging up?
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i can't think of a single reason why
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I don't know
because if that drops, you can still score from second. Stay close and tag.
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 7, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Son of a bitch
I hate it when that happens
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hey look matty
we have friends! you knew they’d come looking for us, didn’t you…
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I knew there were people smart enough to not put up with that 100 posts a minute nonsense
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I thought DeRosa killed the Dodgers
in the playoffs?
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 7, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
I still have faith we will break through and score at least 5 tonight
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ok i still can't see pitches for sh*
which of Carp’s pitches aren’t working?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
the slider/cutter
the fastball down the middle
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Come on Carp
Get this guy!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
OH NO!
what the…… DeRo??
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I wonder if his hand is hurt from earlier
I have never seen a throw that bad
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in the replay,
it looked like he had no grip on the ball whatsoever
but he should have thrown home
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I thought so too
how it is only 3-1 after all this is crazy
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Geiger!
Let’s Go….Cody!
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That a boy Korgori!
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Corey!!!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
let's hope!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
That's the way to do it Carp
take em out one foul ball at a time if you have to
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This charity pimping by stockton
is odd
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I wonder if he is going to do this for the Handegg league?
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SKIPPY!!!!!
and sCorey!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
say something else
make it happen again!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Lego needs to let go of one into the gap right here
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i guess it needs to be something with WICK at the end of it
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
robbedofadoublewick?
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apparently
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Come on Boog
Remember how awesome you are in LA?
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I could watch that Albert montage
over and over
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
MLB finally didnt fuck something up
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we do
we’re fine, thanks
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
lol its nice and quiet 'round here
i like it
Go Cards!
by hr on Oct 7, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
this is easily going to be a 10,000 comment night the way things are going
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at this rate
it’s gonna be 10,000 in this thread, with just the few of us here.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
closing in on 900
I think we can get to 10.000 by the end of the game
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we just need to post
one word comments
fuck seems to be the word of the day.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Carp was gonna come out and kick that unpires ass if he didnt give Lego first base
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Can we please have a Studwick moment here?
hell, I will even settle for a Studwig moment ( and yes, I did steal that from DanUp)
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Shitwick
"The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re screwed" Albert to opposing pitchers.
it only seems like 18
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i dont know if we are just unlucky or what
freaking offense
Go Cards!
by hr on Oct 7, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
wait
did we just get Furcal OUT?
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
that has to be a good omen, right?
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BOOG!
is awesome
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Skip's range
really has improved
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I blame myself for this crap
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why?
what did you do?
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
said something about this being a good omen
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right
ok, go back to talking about sCorey.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Colby-wan really is our only hope
when it comes to not jinxing
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western?
or are you in the eastern?
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I do not like Casey Blake
especially in this situation
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I like Glovewick in this situation
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Exhale
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
bright side
no double
play
"The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he’s pretty sure you’re screwed" Albert to opposing pitchers.
I love me some sCorey Ragmuffin!
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I shall only refer to him as sCorey from now on
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I think that would be for they best
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Anyone here needs to check out the picture at the bottom of the next thread
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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the horrible monkey/pig picture?
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
never mind
found what you were referring to. Rec’d
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
no, she has a new one up with here and sCorey
it is the AWESOME
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DAMN!
Yadi looked pissed at Yadi there.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Poor Yadi2Second
I think they killed him in the live thread
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and this is such a nice place
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
i invited him over here too
but i don’t think he believed us.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Your fingers aren't used to this slow pace?
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i've mostly just z'd through the others
saving comments for here
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
6ly
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
he's still fishing for his good stuff here
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And he has it on some pitches.
Rarely see him struggle like this.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
I am glad it is only the 5th
otherwise I would be worried here
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I'm a little nervous.
(reaches for bourbon… truffles)
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
great, now you will have gdm over here
f’in spants
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I just hope he doesnt get mad enough to spank that
oh, nevermind…
C’mon BOOG!
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isn't he drawn to bourbon?
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just dont' say (type) the b-word out loud
anymore. his search function will find it.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
that one or brow knees
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there you go
that’ll work
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
it only feels like the 8th
Carp battling, but no control
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I may end up crying on Chris Carpenter Day
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well, that makes it like most holidays
at my house.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I hate Casey Blake
always have, always will
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Think Dave Duncan effed with scouting reports to eff over the Cardinals FO?
I’m not paranoid, so I have no idea why this occurred to me.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
I was ready to listen
I am soooo sad right now
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anything to explain away the sad
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I mean, it's not outside the realm of possibility.
Duncan knows Player A can’t hit pitch x, but tells Yadi and Carp to throw pitch y, which Player A clobbers. That kind of thing. Sabotage. Subterfuge.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
Laughing all the way to the Reds' dugout next year?
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I think TNT is right. Just want to explain away the sad.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
He definitely looks like he would
but nah…I don’t think he would
and
Fuck it K-Mac!
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for god's sake
throw strikes, don’t walk people, don’t hit people…
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I am starting to lose all faith in Kyle
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i don't want to
b/c i like the guy… but yeah, he’s not been very good
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
it is because he is a ginger
it has to be
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where was that pitch?
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Jebus Fucking Cripes Blue, get a Joe Morgan like strike zone already!
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We should do this dual thread thing more often.
Crazies in one, calms in the other.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
matty did a good thing
planting his flag here. It’s been rather pleasant conversation.
now we need sCorey to save us all
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
he really is our only hope
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you know spants
we really should…
poor yadi2second
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Damn I love that commercial!
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me too
it’s beautiful and absolutely true
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
still not touching enough to make me wanna have kids though
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I would get some baby goats and tell them about Pujols
but that just seems wrong
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i've got my 2 y/o nephew saying he likes AL-BERT
but he decided today that Yadi isn’t his friend anymore. Molina, however, is.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
he also out of the blue told me that Yadi
is better, after he hurt his knee. i have no idea where he learned this.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
if more kids were like that
yeah, I still wouldnt want one
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now we need a DeRo hit to bring up sCorey
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he better take out this ump
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He put his head down and walked away.
Dammit, Tony. Should’ve let Colby hit!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
Colby could have struck out and not taken out the unpire
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done!
and we get Santa?
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
he better be bringing fucking gifts
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I hate to say
I no longer believe in Santa
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
and really missed that one.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
and he REALLY missed that one
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and there's f'ing Furcal
on f’ing base again.
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
I knew we should have signed him
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i was a big fan of that idea
but just think, if that would have happened – we’d have no idea how awesome Boog is
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
to play second that is
yeah, I am glad we did not sign him to play ss
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in all my years
I have never seen as much pathetic unpiring as I have this year
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i really didn't need that close-up
of yadi’s crotch
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
99.99!
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Let er rip Boog
we need a double
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yeah, more open and lower
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We just need a few battera toget on so sCorey can face Broxton again
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i miss sCorey
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
i'd like albert to do somethimg in this at bat
that i can tell random kids about
"He ran hard, but he didn't run fast. He runs like he's mad at the ground." - opposing broadcaster describing Yadi's speed.
Ahh cmon
you cant call that a strike blue!
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