Rick Porcello, We Hardly Knew Ye Overflow Thread
by nota bene on Oct 6, 2009 7:01 PM EDT
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Not much to say up here. Obligatory 75-word filler below jump.
Ok, so I can't think of anything cogent here. I can't even come up with a haiku. How terrible is that?
It's fun watching somebody else's team deal with the 163rd game of the season. I am not really rooting for one side or the other--I guess maybe the Tigers, because of 1987, but I find it impossible to actually cheer for them.
Anyway, this is entertaining watching the Twins storm back. Right now it's bases loaded w/ Tolbert at the plate.
Oh, and
But I’m still hungry,” Pujols said. “I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more.
Albert Pujols is ridiculous.
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Que?
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
I think I know
what you posted, but my work comp is blocking the photo.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
nope, I was wrong...
I was expecting this:
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
Shea?
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
spayed?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
splayed?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 6, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
that puppy should be green damnit!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I feel the noize!
I actually only recently discovered this band and they’re pretty cool.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
This is fun.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 6, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions
but he needed to put Slayer in the subject line
so it fit with the rest when I collapsed it
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Consistency be damned.
I thought it would be redundant or at least lacking in subtlety. I’m going to file an appeal to get my fail reversed.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 6, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Sheigh?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 6, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions
press edit and switch to the HTML tab.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Apropos of nothing
I’ve never really taken notice of it until today…but my goodness, the fans directly behind home plate in the Metrodome are a LONG ways above the field.
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
I think the Vikes will still play there
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
According to a friend who is from MN, no matter where you sit in that stadium, you're really far away.
Glad they’re getting rid of it.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
danke
for the overflow
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
And...sac bunt fail.
"But I’m still hungry. I’ve got 10 fingers. There’s one that’s busy and I need nine more."
- Albert Pujols
you see that, Cards
get your bunts down!
[……..weep]
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
The Hawk has a 205 ERA+ this year.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
GAW
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
speaking of bunts
One thing that I remember being the hallmark of the 06 Cards team was the execution on the squeeze play. May not have been the best idea statistically, but man that shit was fun to watch.
That left with Eck.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
bye, Eck.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and he didn't even drive.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
was it?
I think I was busy containing my blind rage at the mispronunciation of “Eckstein”.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
He said he couldn't drive a stick.
So he gave the car to his brother (or dad?).
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
I think it was his brother.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Brother IIRC
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
yep, he was the hitting coach in memphis at the time
is he still coaching down there?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I bet Rolen could've driven a stick
robble, robble
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
he still drove his sisters old nissan.
what an everyman!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I still remember the sheer joy
of watching eck square for a bunt, then pull back and hit a HR on the swing. Crazy!
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
Is that you talking to Albert?
Or Albert talking to his bat?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
wheeeeeeee......
Schumaker in the mix for center field assignment
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Why can't we just fucking do what makes sense
Put one of our no hit lefties who can at least play gamechanging (in a good way) defense.
Not afraid to nitpick
Geniuses don't make sense to us mere mortals, silly.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
®
if Tony puts Skippy in the OF at any time this season, i 6ly never want him managing another game for the Cardinals ever again. 6ly, enough of this bullshit. play the best fucking players all the fucking time already or get the fuck out & go fuck with some other fan base and piss away their playoff chances.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
in case anyone was curious
Albert Pujols’ 2009:
160 games, 568 AB, 700 PA
186 H: 93 singles, 45 doubles, 1 lonely triple, and 47 dongs
124 runs scored, 135 batted in
115 walks, 44 IBB, vs. 64 Ks (good for a BB/K of 1.80).
23 GIDP—that surprises me. FWIW Yadi hit into 27.
16 SB, 4CS
.327/.443/.658/1.101, good for an OPS+ of 188 YOWZA
374 TB
ISO .331
BABIP .304
165 runs created
the runs scored, homers, on-base, slugging, OPS, OPS+, total bases, IBBs, RC all were league leading.
by nota bene on Oct 6, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I keep checking that site
Because I want to know the instant it gets taken down. I just want to be in on the conversation where they decide "soooo we’re 1-3…4…5…6…7…8 or whatever, maybe we shouldn’t have a website pimping our 2nd stringer with a 1/4 TD/INT for the best QB in the nation "
Not afraid to nitpick
I know
it just goes on and on. 8.5 WAR for the season, which FG pegs as being worth $38.1M. What’s he getting paid this year, like 15 or something?
We are so freaking lucky that Albert wears our preferred pajamas.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
I took some guff from a Royals fan the other night
who told me an extremely tasteless joke involving Pujols’ last name. (Yeah, guy, nobody’s ever figured out that the name “Pujols” is hilarious.) So I told him, KC had a shot at him and didn’t take him….but even if they had, he’d have still gone to the Yankees.
Shut him right up….I didn’t mean to be so cruel, but he was just begging for it….
it's funny 'cause it's true
high school and college, and they didn’t take him. i think at least one of their scouts resigned, but I’d have to recheck that
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i think said scout commited hari kari
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arango’s enthusiasm persuaded the Devil Rays to bring Pujols to Tropicana Field for a predraft tryout. The day, Jennings recalls, was a disaster. Based on his body type, Pujols was asked to perform in catching equipment, and reluctantly agreed.
“It wasn’t very pretty,” Jennings said. "Then we let him hit and he hit one ball in batting practice that went to the warning track, and no balls that went in the stands for a home run. He might as well have been Joe Smith. There was nothing that said this was a great player.
“We were blinded by our own eyes.”
Arango says Pujols was fully capable of putting on a power show that day, but was primarily focused on scorching line drives. Less than a month after Arango’s lobbying led nowhere, and the Cardinals were still able to pluck Pujols in the 13th round, the scout submitted his resignation.
Pay up
Not afraid to nitpick
still funny
Herk Robinson, then the general manager of the Kansas City Royals, says the failure to find Pujols underneath his nose “may be the one that stings the most.”
“Here’s the kicker,” Robinson said in an interview earlier this year. “We had someone in our engineering department here at Kauffman Stadium who actually lived with Albert for about three months. You can’t get much more in your back yard than that.”
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that right there tells me everything i need to know about engineers
now all you engineers on here just stuff it
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Albert + engineer + shitty 1 BR apartment = ABC's newest sitcom!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
next door neighbor: Julio Lugo
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
In the Cosmo Kramer role?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
JoePo also had a nice piece
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/joe_posnanski/10/01/posnanski.pujols/index.html
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
so true
Albert Pujols is ridiculous
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
beat me to it
the thought of Pujols wearing the Tools of Ignorance just completely blew my mind out my ears.
I'm sure Yadi has secretly tutored him.
he’s probably even better than Freese.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yes, that is true
but can’t Yadi be telling him the family secrets too?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he went back in time?!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'm slow
I miss these things.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I think I heard that too....
either that or hari kari. One of the two.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
must be, both of you misspelled it. LOL.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Shut it you!
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
I almost went with Seppuku...
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
[plays eerie braintwin music]
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
harakiri
not to be confused with the harry caray
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yes, Albert owes a lot of $99.99s
but he paid it back in a king’s ransom of successful DP’s. I think. if my math is right.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Twinkies on top
play that Star Wars music
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Orlando Cabrera?
SRSLY?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
skip schumaker hits a walk-off 3 run homer
to win game 2 of the NLDS. it’s gonna happen.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
in LA?
impressive, Mr. Schumaker is
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
curse you. game 3, i meant.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
well at least that'll negate the jinx.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
wow, that gives me chills.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Did I mention that I HATE the TBS home run indicator
I’m only kind of paying attention to see the HR and I look to see how many guys were on base and they fill in all the squares, regardless of how many guys were on base.
Oh Orlando
do you really have to run around the bases like THAT?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
"Ni almost threw that ball away at first."
LOL.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
MOAR BUNTZ twinz.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I think he got as much of that as he could have.
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
they're playing Leila
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yeah, Layla
I thought it correctly then typed it wrong. superfail.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
"Help me, Eric Clapton, you're my only hope."
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 6, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
if twins fans had vexedtechie
they would have one hell of a fanshot going
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
is that even possible?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
jinxing yourself
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Hmm
Sounds like something a pothead would say after toking up and putting in a Clapton CD
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Ol' Slowhand.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
I'd follow the Dodgers.
Still have a soft spot for Cardinal MVP Torre.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Last chance for the Tigers
Joe Nathan gets the 9th
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
was it 2006 when the Cards...
and Padres congratulated each other on the field after the series was over?
I hated that.
The beard is back!
For what it's worth
it was followed by the mocking “Jose-ole-ole” chant following Game 7 of the NLCS that year.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 6, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
that was the best locker room celebration EVAR!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
also the most EXCITING!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 6, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
isn't he having the most exciting surgery now?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i heard they need a stable of 14 orthopedic surgeons to complete it.
after 5 minutes, the surgeons were TOO EXCITED! to complete the work.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
EXCITING!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I think it was the Dodgers
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I remember that. Had some people in tears.
Sign of mutual respect after decades of one of the best rivalries in baseball. Because my memory goes back to before expansion and divisions, I still consider the Dodger the Cards’ major rival. The Cubs are just an eyespeck.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Agreed
But you don’t really have to go back as far as that. The ’85 NLCS is enough to define the rivalry for me. Fernando Valenzuela. What a monster. How many pitches did he throw in Game 6? 130?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 6, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions
BAHAHAHAHA
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
dear tigers -- please pay brandon lyon next year.
he can throw the ball to first without throwing it into the stands or falling down or anything.
this is an up-to-this-point unappreciated skill on the Tigers staff. perhaps he could run a clinic?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
awwww.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Well, that didn't take long.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
that's what she said?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
wrong website
this is viva el birdos. not bleed cubbie blue
huh?
TWSS is now off-limits?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
if that's what she said is wrong
I don’t wanna be right
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
at VEB we are tasteful and use discretion with TWSS...
unlike at BCB, where every other comment is followed by TWSS.
yes.
we’re actually funny.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
TWSS
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
I was wondering, after the earlier scold, whether twss would be a bannable offense now.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
it's just very BCBish
whenever i wander over to see them crying all you see is “FIRST!” and TWSS all over the damn place.
i wasn't talking to you
i hate it when people say “bcb does it, it’s not what we do.” well i say fuck bcb & those copycat no talent meme stealing hacks. stop comparing that waste of internet space to the best fucking site on the planet.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
that was an uncalled for slam of spants
GDM!!!!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I was hoping people would forget the origins, dammit.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
however, because of that
it’s not in the glossary.
good newb marker.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
enjoy it
it’s so easy to nexdef around here.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
We traded for Matt Holliday?
HFS!!!!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
What the fuck is Interleague?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
That's probably my favorite
non-glossary meme.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 6, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
it's hidden in the comments
but you have to read through a few 100 comments to find it, and it’s not explained at all.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Mark Mulder is our Ace 2
Is his rehab assignment over yet?
sad face
i can still imagine the excitement he had when he posted "fist!"
then the the disappointment he felt when he noticed he posted "fist!’
He'd been misspelling "first"
the whole night. I said something to him about it. He posted the misspelling on purpose, and I guess just didn’t think through the ick factor. And, of course, it’s stuck.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
it was more the wording that he put it in
something to the effect of “this is for spants” IIRC
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Regardless,
it will die eventually. And people will forget what it means.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
That's what General Hooker said.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
nobody takes a fist like spants.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
some women just can't take a compliment!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
why are we fighting in front of the children?!?!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
i think "first" actually is a bannable offense
amirite?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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what we should ban
is the whining about the porcello draft…
we can refer to the banning as being porcello rolled
I will bitch about not picking an ice cold 20 year old sinker baller who fits LaDunc perfectly all I want
Not afraid to nitpick
heh i'm actually fine w/ it
what i don’t get is sometimes we act like we were the only FO to pass on him, when 75% of the league did the same…
if the tigers had vexedtechie, they would have a hell of a fanpost going
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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/makes jxmetal1 a urologist appointment
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Worst. Circumcision. Ever.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
it is a portobello roll
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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fungus among us
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
it's like "the wave"
of game threads
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 6, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
So if the Tigers win...
and Ordonez is responsible for 1/2 of the win and they get past the Yankees and end up with five home games and each game makes $3 million does Ordonez basically make his extension worth it?
The beard is back!
+1
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
well shit
and what the fuck is up with SBN? every fucking time there’s a comment the page jumps all over the damn place
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Tell me about it.
What method to this madness? It’s not like it jumps to a new comment. Lots of shift+A here.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
ah yes, Detroit v. Minn to Eminem.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Matt Guerrier FAIL
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Seeing as how it's the American League, I don't give a rat's ass
who wins this game, but it would be cool if the Tigers did because EVAR-ybody picked the Twins.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
i still can't believe that people were actually picking a winner for this game
best of 5 or best of 7 is a small enough sample size — but one game?! jesus, even chris volstad is going to beat a waino or carp once in a while due to sheer luck
I wish we had a Joe Nathan
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Our bullpen sucks
It sucks, it sucks, it really really sucks and there’s no way we can win with our bullpen that sucks. And we suck at hitting lefties, suck suck suck.
Not afraid to nitpick
but wouldn't it be nice to have a pwnasaurus rex like him in the pen?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
so, is the appropriate meme for the tigers-twins playoff "tigers in two"?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
AHAHAHA.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I like it
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
SMOKEY THE BEAR SIGHTING
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
so the bear has been smoking
this explains a lot, A LOT I say
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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family guy gag waiting to happen
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
...
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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by mattyfrommo on Oct 6, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
gdm need to keep a better eye on his bear
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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twins just need one baserunner this enning
to ensure a mauer AB in the bottom of the 9th
Do you know how American League baseball works?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Shit
Nevermind. Read Mauer, thought Nathan. I suck.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Move the Astros to the AL!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
So someone earlier said something about counting the number of times they say fisted...
how is that going?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
definitely skipped over "say" the first time i read that....
changes the meaning
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
I stopped counting at 13
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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every single goddamned time somebody gets a hit.
just add up the hit total for both teams, and there’s your answer.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
no, that includes caught balls.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
aw. you guys are both right..
so add like, 20 to the hit total.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I think Kubel's HR was even fisted out of there
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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Wow
Great drag bunt
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
skiptastic.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Except he actually needed to dive and didn't unnecessarily slow himself down leading to numerous outs
Not afraid to nitpick
Skip 'N Slide?!
No, Chuck...We got lettuce!
by vexedtechie on Oct 6, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
NICE
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
hide that before the robot gets here
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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he said fisted
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
Curtis Granderson has hit for the cycle in his last 4 AB against Nathan
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Fisted into right field.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
Uh oh. Nathan just said "Fuck!" on TV.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Carp has really been letting people have it this year
I love it. IIRC he was much more reserved before 09.
The umpire incident
was the best.
Why are you looking at me?
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
I honestly thought he was
gonna go after the ump.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
i hope that happens in the playoffs
Carp might make an ump crap his pants
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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well at first
he sprinted to the mound so he wouldn’t kill the ump.
then going back to the dugout, he caught the ump eyeing him and started asking what he was looking at.
cut away just as Yadi came back up to usher him away.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
are you looking at me?
why are you looking at me?
That and DeRosa saying Carp was screaming at him about something or other when we played the Indians.
yep
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2009/10/2/1065910/four-things-about-chris-carpenter#22145506
you guys have any other Carp memories? that can’t be all of them.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
DeRosa was per the Jim Rome interview
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
really?
for some reason I guess I’d never noticed. He always struck me as the stoic/introvert type, a la Rolen.
doesn't he have a tat?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
huge and awful "tribal" on his upper left arm
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
no, it's not tribal.
it’s the astro. signs of his family.
After all those operations on his meal ticket, the right arm, elbow and shoulder, Chris Carpenter got the other side involved in the offseason in the form of a colorful tattoo that spreads over half the arm. (USA Today)
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
well that is an okay tattoo then
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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matty seal of approval!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I fucking abhor tribal tattoos
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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Woooooo Taurus!!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
we don't got a constellation
f’in astrologists
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
huh?
http://www.zodiacsignsastrology.us/zodiac-signs-pictures/libra-constellation-1.jpg
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
been doing it wrong forever
f’in YesWeOquendo
found this little nugget
Qualities:
Cardinal · Fixed · Mutable
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
weak
but at least i’m a cardinal sign, whatever the hell that means
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
like this? f'in gdm...
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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also if it's got color
doesn’t that take longer?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
it almost sounds like they're realistic
and not the symbols. other than the Sag.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
They're probably wrong, anyway.
Sagittarius symbol is the archer, or sometimes an arrow. An arch makes no sense.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
oh you're right.
that sounds like a Cap.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
but the symbol is archlike
the other symbol that looks like one is Leo, but there’s already a lion.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
hmm...
maybe his son(?) didn't like the animal
and wanted the symbol.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
can a tribal tattoo be anything but awful?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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just don't get a tramp stamp
or as some guys call it, a bulls-eye
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
just get something original
either draw it yourself or get a friend with art skillz to do it. Get something meaningful to you rather than something pre-fab you just pick out of the book @ the studio.
tattoos are okay
tribal tattoos or armband tattoos are a no-no
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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for men or women
that’s what I say
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Is there anything that makes this comment respectable?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
I had it chalked up to
being such a hardass about battling back from multiple injuries, and then right as he gets back he fucks up his oblique swinging the bat of all things.
He dropped one in 04 that was about as loud as the announcers on TV
He hung a curve and the ball hadn’t even gotten to the plate and he let go of a HUGE f-bomb. I liked him from then on.
Not afraid to nitpick
Squeeze play on 1-1
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
you think Leyland will call for it?
I can see Polanco being able to get a bunt down….Leyland might not be playing for one run though….
Aw.
That would have been a hell of a call. I know TLR used to call squeeze on 1-1 all the time
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Probably
But now seeing what happened, they should have listened to me!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Leyland and La Russa ARE big buddies.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Looked like a ball to me
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
inside
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
huh
I thought Polanco was going to do something there
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions
Would have if the ump had let him.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
And to TBS, and to my eyes.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Tigers fans have a legit right to complain about that one
seriously, that looks really ugly on GD. Not even a good pitch, it seems like….87 mph slider, 8 inch break, 1 inch PFX.
Tigers FAIL
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
that is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that's what I call shitting the bed in the 9th, Tigers!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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Lopez Tonight?
Can’t wait!
/seppuku
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
be sure to kill me first
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
One mustn't perpetuate the stereotype
that George Lopez is funny. — Family Guy
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
yeah, our baserunning blunders are past second base
and/or Albert Pujols.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
soooo....
which team will be the sacrficial lamb for the yankees?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions
Verlander can beat the Yanks
singlehandedly
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
he won't be able to start til like game 3 right?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
game 2 is Oct 9th
normal rest. Game 5 on normal rest too Oct 14th. Then there’s always the weather to push things back too.
thnx
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Wish they could let both these teams in, and boot the Yankees.
They may not be great teams, but they’re certainly entertaining.
by StanTheManFan on Oct 6, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Because he knew he Houdini'd his way out of that one
This HP umpire seems very one-sided
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Looks like George Lopez is the new Frank Caliendo
If you know what I mean.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
TBS just can't seem to get the hang of original comedy programming.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
but....really funny
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions
meh
better than Carlos Mencia
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
but he's no gallagher
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, he really isn't.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Wouldn't think so
Span is fast enough to not be a DP hitter and he’s good enough for him not to waste an out I’d think.
Not afraid to nitpick
eh
I think playing for one run in the 9th inning of a tie game at home is OK, but Span being a quality hitter makes it more complicated….
I’d be interested to hear what VEP and the other knowledgeable saber guys on the board would have to say about it….
On average
Man on 1st, none out: 0 runs 56% of the time
Man on 2nd, one out: 0 runs 59% of the time
http://www.tangotiger.net/RE9902score.html
Given Span > Cabrera I’d guess it’s even more tilted.
Not afraid to nitpick
great game
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
you missed some Star Wars theme plus Porcello
earns his stripes by throwing a ball away for a run.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
ball hit hard to left side
Inge dives gets the ball and throws out span(?) runner stays at 2nd
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Free baseball!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
free...er baseball?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
extras
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
bonus bonus-baseball.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Sager is modestly dressed tonight.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Yeah for a gay dance club maybe
not that there is anything wrong with gay dance clubs…
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 6, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm starting to dislike Lopez Tonight as much as
I disliked Frank TV commercials
this game is totally cutting into my NCIS viewing
hurry up & end it damnit
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
no kids, huffing is bad
mmmkay?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
What was the "on-field delay"?
Huff getting pulled, or something else?
this pitcher is pretty pretty pretty good
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
heh
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
finally
the tie is broken
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
OT: My buddy's baby finally got the shirt i sent him several months ago
He lives in Chicago. I figured that city could use a little more red.
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
Air guitar!
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
by spants on Oct 6, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he's a lefty!
can he throw a curveball yet?
by nota bene on Oct 6, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
and he looks like
he’s already got the grip for his changeup down pat. sign him up!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 6, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Bears quite a resemblance to Matt Holliday.
This bodes well.
by StanTheManFan on Oct 6, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
What would happen if this game decided a season title?
I mean, this is still “a regular season game.” What if Mauer, say, won the batting title during this game, but he was behind in BA before the game? Has this ever happened?
Or worse, what if someone broke a record? Like if Albert’s 185th assist came in game 163. I guess there would be an asterisk next to the record?
/having random thoughts when I should be working
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
i'm sure that some people would object.
it’s all in the game, though. /channeling omar
not like, say, prince fielder would get to play another game if the brewers were out of contention but still had a remaining rainout to makeup with the astros. if he were one HR away from the title, he’s stuck with a 161-game season.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
wow!
triple wtf!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
well
this just got intresting
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
Cuddy on his horse.
haha. wow.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
dmitri young has him beat
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
almost an inside the parker
if it weren’t so slow.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I thought it would be!
Then they showed the runner.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
actually, we have.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
jose oquendo has an emergency bottle of pure oxygen and a mask for just that
purpose.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 6, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
i was thinking maybe
the capsule of pure, always cold water that Adam Sandler carries in the Waterboy.
Dang, I can’t find a pic. Help VEB?
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
I seen him round first and slide into third.
I miss him tagging second though, I went and got a beer.
by Evilfrog on Oct 6, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
outfield fail
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
you might say these two teams are evenly matched, eh?
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions
wow wow wee wow
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
to LOBster or not to LOBster.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
....We were at a party
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
everybody had matching towels
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
throw it away, Rodney.... you know you want to...
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that's because he's out back working on his second pack of the inning
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f'in baseball!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
This is a fucking awesome game
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
tied
what great D!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
no. no. THIS is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
this game
is ridiculous
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Etroit Igers?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
No D.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 6, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah. I see I'm a moran.
I may just need to back away from this thread, I’m embarrassing myself.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Skip would've
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
Lugo would have got there
would not have got it out of his glove though
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Oct 6, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
at least he would have knocked it down
with his frying pan.
if the infield wasnt in its a DP
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
so many echoes of 06.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
They just love playing each other so much they don't want to stop.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
i'm headed there soon enough
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I almost feel bad for them
almost. I’ll admit that I think Mauer should be playing in the postseason though.
Tolbert!!!!!!
hahaha.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
I feel sorry for Rodney
he is going to finish this with a blown save due to a bloop triple and the infield mising a DP ball.
WOW!!!!!!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
holy shit
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions
that was ... weird.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
this is why im not an athlete......id cripple out there.......
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Now that was fucking AWESOME!!!!!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
close
might of been safe
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
I stopped it on the DVR
honestly could not tell. His fingers looked like they might have been in there, but the mitt might have hit him on the arm too
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
helluva slide.....think he was safe
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Fan-fucking-tastic!
I’m glad I don’t have anything tied up in this game.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
HFS!
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
This game just reinforces my opinion that chip caray is the worst announcer in baseball
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 6, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions
heh
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
What? He gives us two games for one.
The real one and the one he is anouncing.
by Harknights on Oct 6, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LINE DRIVE BASE HIT!!!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
with his suckitude I dont know how he got a gig announcing playoff games
he should still be with the cubs
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions
crap, I sullied Skip's good name earlier
yeah, skip is not very good
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
oooh, original Office.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
introducing it to a new audience...
so many people dont realize how brilliant and borderline perfect that show is
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm guessing it'll be cut to shreds, though.
even just for time.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
ehh i think adult swim has the flexibility to show the whole thing...
and now back to your regularly schedule (awesome) baseball game
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
i like the other commercials for it
“one of the funniest sitcoms since the american office”
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
the sad part is
some won’t get that joke…
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
me too
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Was he safe? Closer than I originally thought.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
he was running way too slow, though.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I thought he was faster than that
Slower than he looks anyways
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
yeah
it was really close… still think he was out tho
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I got a clean HD feed and I just paused the replay
he tagged him by the width of a finger
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
This is why we love baseball!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
was that some kind of king shit throw from Raburn?
was it not hit deep enough? Is Casilla just slow?
tagged up late. laaaate.
it’s his own damn fault.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
in no other circumstance would you send the runner
but, gotta commend the whole “make them make a play” mentality
Honestly
Haven’t been this into a game at the Metrodome since 1991 or whenever that was that the greatest World Series Ever happened
That was 1991
The height (and beginning) of Braves fever
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
that has to be the greatest World Series ever
i don’t care what you say, homers and history and all that crap. that thing went to the wire with the two “worst to first” teams and made every game worthwhile
that might have been the last non-Cardinal WS that I watched every inning of
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
lol
according to WPA, Tolbert lost -0.141 for being on first base when Casilla was thrown out at home.
Interesting bug.
it's Clydesdales vs Goats. Actually sums up Cards vs. Cubs quite nicely. -all4tookie
Happy birthday, Benji Gil!
I used to crush as him in All-Star Baseball 2001.
No, Chuck...We got lettuce!
since eckstein went to poop, is everett king grit in the mlb?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
highlight of the regular season
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
because he said boys, and did not acknowledge the female posters
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Then she should stab the Tigers blog since that's their name.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
now how was i supposed to know that?
sorry nota, i thought you were talking about us
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really, what can you do to a bunch of guys who ALREADY live in detroit?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Destroy the Red Wings, of course.
It’s all they have.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
ooh, better yet, just move them to someplace warmer.
austin. san diego.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Tony Reali: Wow. this just kicked up a notch. It's like Peter Griffin vs. The Chicken on Family Guy.
said with a winning smile im sure
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
IT'S THE EFFER WHO HIT LOHSE.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I bet the Phillies did in 07 too
and we know how that turned out
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 6, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Why are they playing "Sweet Home Alabama" over the PA?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
because they already played Eminem.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
they played something else ridiculous earlier
i like this idea of open threads for games that aren’t ours. has a MST3000 feel to it
well we did follow the Rays last year.
or a bunch of us did. I think.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i was just a follower last year, not a commenter
missed on that one. and I actually have a bunch of friends in Tampa who are starting to love the Rays. granted, they are former Royals and Rockies fans. but still, its something.
former Rockie fans turned Rays fans?
do they bandwagon much?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
dude was born and raised in Boulder
had to adopt the Rockies. Then started working in Tampa. I mean, you have to cheer for your hometown team when you go to a new city. But when you grew up with a city that didn’t have anything resembling a hometown team until you’re in your teens, I can’t blame the guy.
He refused to accept the Nats in his brief time in DC, however.
but still, if things don't work out
who are we following this year? i like CO if its not us. I just can’t root for American league “baseball”
hunter s. thompson, under the influence of the contents of an entire
mexican pharmacy, tried to do just that, once.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
word is Pike's Peak produced a bald, bespectacled child
nine months later who demanded peyote and a shotgun.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
twice I believe.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
I'll go with the Dodgers.
Still have a soft spot for Cardinals MVP Torre.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
same with Lugo and Smoltz
it’s OK, at least they’ve got the laundry right now.
Plus, all three of them have played better with the Cards than they did w/ the Sox…..bwahahahahaha
that's not the funny part
the funny part is they’re paying them to play better fo us…bwahahahahaha
by mattyp on Oct 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
please don't encourage the AL people
who say that every player in their league is better than every player in the NL.
I am in boston
surrounded by red sox fans, obviously. One of them made the remark that Pujols is totally overrated and would be just an average NL player. He narrowly escaped the knife that day.
that would have been justifiable in my opinion
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
We have collectively just about eliminated every team.
Cards will just have to win it all.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Angels by default I think
maybe the Rockies, but I still have lingering resentment towards the Avalanche. Maybe whoever finally wins this game today. (Added bonus: they will be playing the Yankees, after all.)
i would have said Angels
but again, I just don’t think i can cheer for an AL team. but Anaheim and Minnesota could get my vote, if i do go to the dark side of the DH
Phillies wouldn't be the worst
gotta love Pedro, gotta love Utley. Howard is a St. Louisian, but I can’t bring myself to root for him. Maybe if he only hit like .350 instead of .900 @ Busch. But really, the fans in Philly make it hard to root for Philly….that fucking laser pointer bullshit was just over the line.
just wanted to let you know
I flagged everyone in this subthread
by ubeddie on Oct 6, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
don't fllag me
I don’t tempt no GOB by rooting for any other team when the Cards are in the playoffs
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
oh hell
I reckon trying to figure out who you’d root for after your team hypothetically bowed out early is pleasing to the GOBs. They seem to like humility.
the GOB are fickle bastards
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
dear GOBs
I’m just a fan of baseball, and baseball played correctly. Which means the DH doesn’t count. I just happen to be from Missouri. Please, in your perfect eyes, see this logic.
I have trolled once
Can I change my user name and keep my UID?
I’m really quite shallow and vain about my UID, but want a new name.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
I want to go by Mister Eff
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
"Shut Up Mister Eff"
just doesn’t have the same ring
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
I heartily approve of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVIdy9_wqQw
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
you're a crook mr. hook
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
i've been wanting a new ID since day one as well
so if fritz gets to change names, i’d like to as well
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gdmOchoDoseSeis?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
KEPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
/ roots for friend
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
what is his name? what position does he play?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
is this the guy that showers with mauer?
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by gdm426 on Oct 6, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
No
He’s the one that Rubles with Kubel
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 6, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He does pornos with Morneau?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 6, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm disappointed people didn't find these humorous
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
by jd is legend on Oct 6, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
saw him pitch in high school...i was a youngin watching from the outfield at heine meine
good times
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
My wife was doing his team...
stats back then!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
oh those were good jesuit boys...
not the best jesuit boys but jesuit boys none the less…..jesuit boys jesuit boys jesuit boys jesuit boys jesuit boys
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions
see this is why i could never be married
i’d always be making these jokes to her face & she’d always be mad at me & i’d never get laid. of course that’s no different from now,,
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you just have to marry a girl that appreciates
“thats what she said”s
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
True fact.
I make these jokes. I don’t care if my husband does.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
i believe you just proposed to gdm
or something like that
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
f'n gdm
Literally!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
you're welcome.....
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions
or my bad......
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i would never subject Cgirly to that, she's a good girl
way to good for the likes of me
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aw.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
My husband and I tease each other constantly.
If I couldn’t torment him with my wit, what’s the point?
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
even as a child i thought heine meine was some sort of joke, that no one would
name a field that.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
wow
nice one granderson!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions
This umpire is a joke
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
awful
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
Stark:
this pitching change makes 8 Twins pitchers just since the 7th inning started! Who’s left in that pen? Rick Aguilera?
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
Since this is a regular season game
Do they get to play with 40-man rosters?
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
yes
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
imagine having your season rest on the shoulders of pete parise or royce ring
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions
tigers in 23?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
for sure
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
Clete Thomas!
I know you!
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
i was just about to ask if you are required to talk with an alabama accent if your name is
clete thomas.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
I'm pretty sure he's from Florida
But went to college in AL. His wife was one of my good friend’s roommates.
"You just keep pounding balls into the gap. The one thing you don’t want to do is hit a home run. That’s a rally-killer." - Jeff Francouer
nice
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
My mom just told me to propose to Colby on Facebook.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
TV tomorrow
when the Yankee game goes four hours, which channel will have the start of the Cards game? TNT?
this is a good question
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
i remember a couple years ago
they put them on FX, i would guess they would do that again
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
that was when FOX had the LDS
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
remember that one time
When he air balled that ground to first?
Or that one time when Wainwright struck him out to win the world series?
Or that one time when he hit no HRs in the HR derby?
or that clutch groundout
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 6, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Let's hope this umpire isn't on the playoff teams.
Have they been announced?
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
i posted them in yesterday's thread
the biz of baseball has the entire list of umps
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i forgot about what fields looked like
with giant foul ball territories. the metrodome is friggin huge.
I remember back in the day
when this game was 3-1 tigers
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions
That foul ball was fisted
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
you should know
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
That phrase must be accompanied with
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
obviously, the regular season isn't going down without a fight
whatever happened to the head-to-head tiebreaker?
Yahweh coitus?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Nazarene nookie
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 6, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
sorry
6ly
"The outfield is deep and playing him straight-away, and the infield is the same, except first, second, third, and short are playing him to pull."
-Mike Shannon
ump nearly got in the way of that throw, it looks like
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
id like chip caray to announce my morning routine
would make it exciting
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
I am just gonna keep my fingers quiet here
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Oct 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't wanna be banned with playoffs almost here
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
fine...
try to keep Caray’s fisted calls to a minimum slu, okay?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Gus Johnson announcing my life would be the best
AND HE SITS ON THE COUCH AGGGGGGGGGAIIIN OHMY GDODOOOODOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Not afraid to nitpick
My favorite announcer
I love him on college basketball.
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 6, 2009 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
looks like he's going to be on the new college basketball game
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
He's just okay most of the time
But the fact that he just completely loses it at the end of the game makes me love him. He just gets too excited to make sense (in a good way) when something big happens.
Not afraid to nitpick
he makes the move....FROM DOWNTOWN AND SCORES
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions
mauer juuuust stops it
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions
the AL central is self destructing
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
AL central may be worse than NL central.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
the AL central will eat itself
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Jay Randolphs favorite play!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 6, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions
K baby.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
ST. LOUIS NATIVE BOBBY KEPPEL
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
which high school
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Yadi2, I was looking for a new picture of Boog
Here’s one from his start in right field on Closing Day 2008.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
oh, sorry
I was looking for a shirt licker picture.
nice pic of him, though.
CRABMAN. We hardly knew ye.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
ohhh. okay.
I may have one somewhere.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
thanks
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
This is the closest thing I've got.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
oooh, that's pretty close.
he does it pretty quickly. probably hard to catch.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I had a hell of a time. I was trying to catch the shirt lick
but I was all the way out in section 130 with a Kodak Digital Camera For Morans that happened to have a passably decent sports zoom setting. However, unless it is very bright out, the shots end up a little fuzzy.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
that's a helluva lot better than I'd do
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
FUCK YEAH BOBBY!!!!!!!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
That was the most intense moment of my life since 2006
and my wife and I just yelled as much as we did then.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
TMI
if i wanna hear about what goes on in your bedroom, i’ll ask your neighbor who keeps stealing your mums
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I hate maple syrup
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
it is gonna be another 5 hr AL game damnit
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
It was on pace to be a 2 hour game!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
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how quickly can they get tarps up for any celebration
and still get media done
and still make the plane?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
JEBUS
the Cards have yet another minor league player suspended for 50 games
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
for real?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Ahmady, right?
He had unspecified issues before the draft. Guess they’re getting specified now.
by StanTheManFan on Oct 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Lightning fast Internet speed.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
sweet.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
TWINS WIN TWINS WIN
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Twins win!
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
Wheee!
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
wow
that was one hell of a game
No excuses. No injuries. No "better luck next time"
Do it, and shut the f—- up.
-Reggie Jackson
heck yeah
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW
great game, good job twinkies!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 6, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions
The Metrodome is going to collapse before they get chance to blow it up.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
they're not blowing it up
the fooseball teams will still use it
right?
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Oh. Maybe.
Not if it collapses due to noise right now.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
"The Metrodome will not go down so easily."
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Twins are going to have fun tomorrow
heh
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
I notice that they managed not to pummel anyone.
so polite in Minnesota.
or maybe it’s just our boxing instructor.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
minnesota nice
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
o-cab wants to punch
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:48 PM EDT reply actions
is that man color blind?
"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~
no
he just time travelled from the 70s
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
the light in the great white north is a little different
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
The OC thinks this is the most unbelievable game he's ever seen
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
"we did it for them"
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
they're bowing and high fiving the fans
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
"ain't no stopping us now
we’re on the loose"
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
damn. can I mix tape check? what's that song?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
it didn't sound like it, though.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
aha, that's the one
thanks!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
here ya go
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
by slu on Oct 6, 2009 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions
McFadden & Whitehead
“Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now.” 1979.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
over 4 and a half hours
wow
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by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 6, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, a 1970's AM radio classic
“Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now”
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
It's quite clear the defendant was lying
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
Carp is so freaking awesome, from today's press conference
Q: Can you be objective about what you and Adam Wainwright have created … you’ve seen people like Oswalt and Clemens, Clemens and Pettitte — when you have two dominant guys and then you compress them into a short series. Is there a way to quantify the value that the team possesses?
CARPENTER: Well, it’s all fine and dandy what we’ve done all year. But this is where it counts.
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fixed
It’s all fine and dandy
motherfucker
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 6, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
wtf, i swear i but that in. i knew i should have hit the preview button
and only what carp said should have been bold. thanks SBN for screwing that up
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Put what in? Fine and dandy? I see it in yours. I don't know what was fixed.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
the cursing, i put the cursing in
i know, i know. i’m a horrible person, but i thought it was funny
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I swear it looks exactly the same to me.
Except there is an m-f-er at the end of Yadi’s post not highlighted. I don’t see any cursing in yours.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
there was supposed to be, i put it in but SBN took it out
i had what spants & yadi2 both said in there
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So does Yadi2's have it in the highlighted part?
Because I don’t see that either.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Dan Haren
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Clemson Girly......
I’m afraid that you may not be cut out for the playoffs. There’s gonna be lots of cussing…damning God, things of this nature. From your posting history, I’m afraid that you won’t be able to handle it. Just remember that the Gob’s are bastards and don’t miss a chance to tell them that. Just remember that the word FUCK is your friend.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
I don't care if other people say it.
I just won’t. Well I won’t type it. I may let it escape my mouth. Do you honestly think I have never watched the playoffs before? Plus I’m an Indians fan, they have driven me to cursing many, many times.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
good, as long as i haven't contributed to that i might be able to sleep at night
i don’t need another lost soul on my conscience
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Did Hardcore Legend make it to the game?
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
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