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Community Projections: Future Young Pitchers of St. Louis

Blake Hawksworth pitches in the ninth inning against the Colorado Rockies in a baseball game, Saturday, June 6, 2009, in St. Louis. Hawksworth was making his major league debut. (AP Photo/Tom Gannam)

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8 months ago: Blake Hawksworth pitches in the ninth inning against the Colorado Rockies in a baseball game, Saturday, June 6, 2009, in St. Louis. Hawksworth was making his major league debut. (AP Photo/Tom Gannam)

I know we don't normally get this desperate until December, but where I am right now the only thing on my mind is whether or not the Cardinals should lure Tuffy Rhodes back to the National League for another shot if Matt Holliday doesn't work out. So let's begin: what will the following Cardinals swingmen do next year? And where will they do it? 

Star-divide

Mitchell Boggs: He's the reason I decided to start on this weird collection of fifth starters and ostensible set-up men. Mitchell Boggs always throws really hard; he usually has bad command. The Cardinals will probably sign one more pitcher, thereby squeezing him out of the rotation, but said pitcher, if the current free agent class is any indication, will probably be made of glass. 

In the bullpen—well, nothing's quite set in the bullpen. He could end up pitching Brad Thompson innings, sure, but with two good weeks he could find himself, like Hawksworth and McClellan before him, lifted from lowly swingman to vitally important set-up man before that's probably a good idea. His fastball/slider combo doesn't just play better in the bullpen, it seems to change entirely. The Cardinals need to make some decisions, and I think this should be the first one: put him in the bullpen until proven otherwise. But you can, and should, project him either way. 

Blake Hawksworth: The longtime danup suspect of record (Gary Daley, come on down!) put himself on the radar of non-stalkers with an excellent turn in the McClellan role after a shaky start in middle relief. His fastball hit the mid-nineties, heretofore the province of pre-injury Hawk, top prospect in a system with one prospect, and his changeup looked as good as advertised now that it was combined with a fastball it could, you know, change up. His curveball—well, he had one of those. 

He seems like a sure bet to start the season in the bullpen, but as good and self-assured as he looked, he didn't strike anybody out. That's unfair. He struck out a few more batters than Joel Pineiro did. With a 95 mph fastball. As with McClellan himself, the numbers simply didn't match the number, his 2.02 ERA. In general it's a bad idea to take a reliever with a low strikeout rate and make him a starter, but maybe his stuff simply doesn't benefit from the bullpen like it seemed to? Or maybe the strikeout rate is a fluke. This'll be a tough one to project—observation vs. the record at its most infuriating. 

Jaime Garcia: It was great watching him climb back through the system last year. I have nothing else to say: I just want the Cardinals to put him in the rotation. If you project him as making fewer than ten big league starts this year—well, I hope you've also projected Smoltz and, I don't know, Lance Lynn combining for sixty impressive starts, too. 

Is it a more ominous sign of a bad bullpen or a shaky back of the rotation that two players are competing for stabilizing positions in both roles at the same time? 

This'll stay open for a while, because I might not be online to tabulate the results for a few days. So take your time. As always, comma-delimited; let's project... 

G,GS,IP,W,L,HR,BB,K,ERA,WHIP

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I’ma go with:

Boggs:

42,10,85,6,5,9,42,83,4.15,1.23

GAWWWWWWWWWstab:

51,4,78,4,4,5,28,51,4.00,1.15

Garcia:

28,28,151,10,6,25,43,109,4.12,1.20

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Oct 29, 2009 6:48 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

is it odd that this pic makes me feel the need to over-compensate

and to go out and buy a super fast sports car or really big truck?

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Oct 29, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm

Maybe that was the Motor City’s intent…

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i have a really big truck

what are you trying to say?

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by gdm426 on Oct 29, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing we haven't already heard on the street.

"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick

by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So, ....

was this just a big reminder to get your regular prostate exam?

by etp_stl on Oct 29, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can I suggest an embedded google form for future projections?

I can’t give an example in the comments, but TST did this recently.

As an example, today’s form would look like this (though embedded in the main post, obviously), and the results could be viewed here.

The final results would still need a little processing to be compiled, but it’d be a lot easier than parsing the comments page (particularly when multiple projections are done at the same time). The only downside, other than a little more work when setting it up, is that there’s no way to authenticate the users.

by brackenthebox on Oct 29, 2009 8:13 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

What is this strange form of online wizardry?

This is far too miraculous! i’m against it!

So says, Titus Pullo (formerly The Dude)

by Titus Pullo on Oct 29, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's a witch! Burn her!

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Oct 30, 2009 5:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was going to suggest this, too

Seems like it would take a lot of the work out of the authors’ hands. I’m planning on using this for some community projections I run on another baseball-related board.

by mojowo11 on Oct 29, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

great idea

But maybe make different forms for each pitcher and different boxes for stat.

by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 29, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i still think it is a brilliant idea and a time saving one

Because I have before gathered all the numbers up before to put them in a spreed sheet. It was time consuming plus so many numbers were not in the right format.

by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 29, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tuffy Rhodes

all i can say is “yes, please!” he hit 3 HR in a game once people!!!!!!! but seriously i clicked on that link that Dan provided for Tuff-diver and it said he was 31 which blew my mind thinking he had to have been super young when he hit 3 HR on opening day…later i realized that would have made him 16 and that he is really 41 now and the all-time foreign-born HR leader in Japan. good for him! that just goes to show no matter how awful a nickname is you can still make something of yourself…

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Oct 29, 2009 8:46 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mr. Buffalo

About a month ago I saw Tuffy go 0-4 against the Nippon Ham Fighters—but I will say it was a strong 0-4! Also no around me would believe that he once hit three homers in a game (I believe on opening day of his rookie year)—although that may have had to do more with my Japanese being terrible than his results in Japan.

by batte nashi on Oct 29, 2009 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This just in: Stark is pretty bad at his job

(no not me…although that is somewhat true considering I’m writing this from “work”)

More bias bullshit. Stark (I wish this fucker didn’t have my last name) makes a “case” for phillie being a team of the decade if they repeat, despite the fact they haven’t even made the playoffs until 2007 and being 11th!!! fucking 11th!!!! on the decade’s W/L column.

He makes a case against the cards by saying:

But their 105-win team in 2004 got swept in the World Series. Their 100-win team in 2005 didn’t make it past the NLCS. And it was their eighth-winningest team of the “decade” — the 83-78 Cardinals of 2006 — that won their only World Series. So, sorry, we don’t think they were more dominant than the Yankees or Red Sox — or even the Phillies if the Phillies win it all again.

Hmmm…swept out of the series…The phillies have only made the post season 3 times and they got swept out of the NLDS one of them. Um…“their 8th winningest team” is a bad thing? Sloppy writing, sir. The fact that the cardinals have been a good century team really has nothing to do with how they compare to other teams of the 00s.

Writing is cliff lee and stark is the yankee offense.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Oct 29, 2009 9:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah that was a joke

i understand the Sox and the Yankees and even the Phillies to be in the conversation if the win again this year but to completely dismiss the Cardinals when they have been the head of the class as far as the NL goes is complete crap.

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Oct 29, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He wrote a ton of words to justify the following selection scheme:

(1) Rank by WS victories
(2) Break remaining ties by postseason series victories
(3) Break remaining ties by regular season victories

You can say it’s a stupid way to make the decision, but the tables and verdict pretty clearly spell out how the decision was made. All the text is just window dressing.

by brackenthebox on Oct 29, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"All the text is just window dressing"

That text is just nonsense regardless if it’s filler material. He should have spent his filler material justifying his scheme and not talking in circles.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Oct 29, 2009 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the more I think about it the more I get pissed

mostly because your 65 word interweb comment was a much better article than the “professional’s”.

Sir, you need to step out of your basement and into the stadium, sir.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Oct 29, 2009 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also - sportscasters:

there is no adjective form of “winning”. Stop making up lame words.

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Oct 29, 2009 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'd like to use "winsome"

but it just doesn’t work.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Oct 29, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i always thought your last name was star

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by gdm426 on Oct 29, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stark predicted the Braves to win the WS a couple years ago

and I don’t think they even made the playoffs.

Best moment I've ever seen at a game in person
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!

by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 29, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Projections

TeaBoggs:
48,8,80,4,5,10,40,72,3.95,1.29

Want to touch the Jaime:
25,24,131,10,8,22,40,98,4.20,1.25

HawkSlap:(kinda nsfw)
53,1,61,6,2,6,30,54,3.78,1.19

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Oct 29, 2009 9:38 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Albert on Mike & Mike this morning

He is excited to have “Mar Mawire” back with the Cardinals and to work with him..

I wish they would have asked him about his contract situation, but it was a good interview.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 10:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

that'll be online

I’ll fanshot it as soon as I am done with this ….

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miklasz

Has a post up about another interview he did on STL radio where he apparently said that he would be open to an extension, just doesn’t see the need for it now.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the maching will take his time.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said he

thinks the Cardinals should focus on signing Matt Holliday.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hint, hint!

Mo has already left a dozen messages on Boras’ voicemail since this morning. Scott’s just gonna let him stew for a while…

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's the anti-man stew.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 29, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You'd be awesome

if you’d post these links.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

here's Mike and Mike

http://sports.espn.go.com/espnradio/player?id=4604700

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that worth a listen?

i’ve pretty much read all the quotes by now

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by gdm426 on Oct 29, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's worth it to listen to the Mang talk hitting

screw the rest of it.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10-4 over & out

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by gdm426 on Oct 29, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mine

Mitchell Boggs:
52,11,87,7,6,4,41,59,4.23,1.532

Blake Hawksworth:
57,0,79,4,3,5,21,37,4.35,1.344

Jaime Garcia:
17,17,107,6,7,19,47,89,4.48,1.360

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 10:17 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wow bgh..

i sure hope you are way off because that would be UGLY!! that has the look of about a third place team.

Milt Thompson FTW!

by gossard56 on Oct 29, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These guys figure to be fighting it out for the 5th starter spot

I assume if he has Garcia making 17 starts and Boggs making 11, he’s assuming that our other four pitchers (Carp, Wain, Boggs, FA/Smoltz) will make a lot of their starts. Garcia’s numbers aren’t too bad for a 5th starter, certainly better than we got out of that spot this year.

However, he is bizarrely predicting Boggs to have one of the luckiest seasons in living memory – a near 1:1 K/BB ratio, bad WHIP, and yet only a 4.23 ERA…

Felonius Monk - bitching to contact since 2008

by Felonius_Monk on Oct 29, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops.

Type-o. I meant a 4.53 ERA, which still is low.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also,

my projections will probably be overly optimistic on Smoltz, Carp, and Wainwright.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's just because you haven't seen my Wainwright, Carpenter, and Lohse predictions.

Despite being a critic of the Lohse signing since it was a rumor, and a louder critic when the details were announced, I think he is going to have a much, much better 2010. Not Christy Matthews good. Probably not even Kyle Lohse ‘08 good, but he’ll still throw 200 innings with a decent FIP, IMO.

I also think that we are going to sign Smoltz and that he is going to give us pretty good performance out of the no. 4 slot.

That leaves Boggs and Garcia to fill out the rotation, and I think they will be fine doing so. I may be a little down on Boggs because I do like his arsenal in the bullpen, and I can’t get his April start vs. Chicago from last year—a game I attended—out of my head. He looked like a genuine MLB starter. That said, his control problems are too much for me to be all that high on him.

If Jaime Garcia throws 100-110 innings for St. Louis next season and posts a mid-4.00 ERA, I’ll be thrilled. Keep in mind that he had Tommy John Surgery in 2008. Also keep in mind that he is replacing the Colonel. If his WAR is 0.0, it’s an improvement! And 2011, Jaime Garcia is going to be good.

As for Hawk, I like him a lot. But he just isn’t striking out batters and that worries me moving forward. It makes me doubtful of any future as a starter and makes me certain that his ability to keep the other club from scoring runs as a reliever will not maintain its 2009 levels. I am probably a little pessimistic on him, but look at his peripherals. His HR rate is going to go up, without question. With that K and BB rate, runs will also follow. His BABIP was .225. In the minors, it’s never been lower than .280.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you see...

that Duncan doesn’t want to put that many innings on Garcia till he proves he is healthy? It looks like Garcia may be bullpen bound right now.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Oct 29, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

and I think that is wise. I think about 100 innings would be responsible of the Cardinals. I had not read the article that I posted a quote from down the thread before I posted my projections. I probably should have had a few relief appearances for Garcia. If we get 160 no. 5 starter innings from Boggs and Garcia at a mid-4.00 ERA, we’ll be in decent shape.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Garcia needs to get like 130-140 at minimum

If he can’t handle 130-150 innings he’s not going to be very good anyway, but we also have to make sure there aren’t any training wheels in 2011 if he does pan out.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 29, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a massive IP jump, though.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 29, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again

I don’t think there’s a situation where Jaime Garcia is in fact a remotely durable pitcher and can handle 100 innings but not 130. 130 innings is nothing, that’s like 3 DL stints during the year for a recharge.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 29, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not advocating a Carpenter return

I’m saying 130 innings. If he can’t handle 130 next year after getting his feet wet this year, he’s not going to ever be able to do 190+

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 29, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Third in any respectable division

Remember who we get to play the majority of our games against.

by Turkatron on Oct 29, 2009 10:29 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not too optimistic

G,GS,IP,W,L,HR,BB,K,ERA,WHIP

Boggs
30,13,78,6,4,78,42,52,4.77,1.59

Hawksworth
40,1,60,4,3,5,23,34,3.79,1.29

Garcia
11,7,51,2,2,4,17,50,4.16,1.36

"But as the leadoff guy that inning, my job is to get on base and let guys drive me in." - Albert Pujols 8/20/09, base-clogger.

by lightbulb on Oct 29, 2009 10:40 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Louisville Slugger is apparently responsible for bats hitting balls too hard...

http://www.bnd.com/breaking_news/story/986040.html

HELENA, Mont. — A jury on Wednesday found that the maker of Louisville Slugger baseball bats failed to adequately warn about the dangers the product can pose, awarding a family $850,000 for the 2003 death of their son in a baseball game.

So now you can sue a baseball bat company just because the bat does what it is supposed to do. They seem to support wooden bats even though those explode into wooden shards sometimes too.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Oct 29, 2009 10:45 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know.

I think a lot of those bats are way too high tech for Little Leaguers. The trampoline effect surprised even me. A ball that would injure a high-school or college pitcher can easily kill a young kid.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But should warnings be required?

I guess the real question is whether a bat, any bat, should have a warning stating how dangerous it should be or should only the “more dangerous” ones have a statement about the projectile possibly being at a higher velocity. If the bat maker is making bats to approved standards and standards approved for a league that probably requires a waiver of responsiblity then how in the world are they responsible? It was an accident and would not have been different if a warning had been present.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Oct 29, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Warning

If the manufacturer knows or should know that the bats they are making cause an increased risk of death because of the speed with which they project a ball, then there should be a warning. These are not the bats of our youth. I have been blown away by the advances in aluminum bat technology. If such a warning were present, does the bat even get purchased?

I am ignorant as to bat standards. Are there regulations in place? Does the league inspect and approve all bats that are for sale? If not, which I suspect to be the case, then it falls on the manufacturer and what the manufacturer knew in terms of its increased danger and neglected to notify consumers of.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, two days in a row mentioning Helena.

   Louisville Slugger never had a chance in this lawsuit. A 17 year old kid is killed at a game here in BF, MT, somebody is gonna get held responsible.. That lawsuit was going to go for the family no matter what. IMO they’re lucky it was only

Since this has happened (2003), his team (Miles City, in an American Legion league) has not played against any team that wouldn’t use wood bats. They haven’t played in a state tournament since then, and not all teams will use wooden bats in regular, so they don’t play as much as other teams across the state.

"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick

by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

End of first para should read

only $850,000.

"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick

by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am pretty sure this will be appealed

The case is not on Westlaw yet, so I don’t know any details. But I would be completely surprised if Hillerich & Bradsby (Louisville Slugger) will not appeal since they did not settle in the first place.
BTW, I hate the ping of the AL bats. I can’t believe that CWS uses that in their advertisements.

born Dodger blue, now dyed Cardinals red

by totalloser on Oct 29, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Answers
Are there regulations in place?

Yes. I explained below.

Does the league inspect and approve all bats that are for sale?

No, that would be impossible. But they should have regulations as to what bats can be used during gameplay, and people who buy bats know what is acceptable and what is not. There are rules for this sort of thing.

If not, which I suspect to be the case, then it falls on the manufacturer and what the manufacturer knew in terms of its increased danger and neglected to notify consumers of.

I still don’t see how this changes the facts at hand. If the bat was non-conforming to the standards for the league, then the league is responsible. If there is a warning on the bat that it increases exit speeds, you really think people won’t buy that bat? They’ll probably buy it MORE than they would before. It wouldn’t have prevented the kid from getting killed, it just would have prevented the company from getting sued.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This "kid" was 18 years old

and playing in Legion baseball, with bats that were conforming to the rules of American Legion baseball. I don’t suppose you would sue his coaches for not teaching him to be the proper position to field the baseball after throwing it.

FWIW, the bats they use at the HS level now are not the same as they were 10 years ago. Rules changes in most high school athletic associations and the AAU (as well as NCAA) have stipulated that they drop the exit speed off the bat back down as close to the exit speed of a wooden bat. I’m not sure what the rules are for the American Legion, but I do know this — they don’t have any fucking money, so they aren’t worth suing. Same with the coaches involved. It’s much easier to just sue a big, faceless company for not properly placing a “warning” on their product.

What exactly is that warning going to prevent? That’s what I want to know. The mother is quoted as saying:

“she hopes the decision will make more people aware of the dangers associated with aluminum bats and that more youth leagues will switch to using wooden bats.”

I guess a bat shattering into 2-3 sharp pieces of wood and flying around the diamond is “safer”? Perhaps she should talk to Chris Young or Bryce Florie about that. Wooden bats didn’t seem to keep them from getting hit in the face with line drives.

If a kid slips and falls on the basketball court, hits his head, and dies, should the manufacturer of the basketball floor be sued because it didn’t place a warning that the floor was hard? What about a kid that loses an eye after getting hit with a tennis ball in a match where both players were using aluminum rackets?

It’s baseless law suit — you take risks whenever you step on the field to play a sport. The risks are known to everyone who plays. If I’m the company, I go ahead and pay out the amount as a settlement and appeal the decision, because the decision opens up Pandora’s box for this type of litigation in the future.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Exactly what I was thinking

you just put it into words better than I could.

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by StLHugo on Oct 29, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a societal issue

Nothing is ever an “accident” anymore. There’s always someone who was liable, and there’s always someone to blame. Even when they are freak occurrences. There are too many lawyers who will take these baseless cases because there’s no cap on “Pain and Suffering” or “Damages” resolutions in case law.

Some lady spills hot coffee in her lap at the drive through at McDonalds and she sues McDonalds for $2M because they didn’t have the coffee cup labeled as “Hot”. Are you fucking kidding me? You didn’t know coffee was hot, and then your clumsy ass spills it all over your lap and that’s McDonalds’ fault?

These are the cases that keep actual litigation from getting processed in a reasonable amount of time.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now all I can get

is a cup of lukewarm coffee.

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by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GAH!

Tell me about it. I make all my coffee at home now, and this is part of the reason why…cost is also an issue. A latte that used to cost $3 now costs $6.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The McDonald's Coffee Case

the lady testified that she had put cups of coffee in her lap before, spilled them, and never received third degree burns. A McDonald’s CEO testifed that they had received thousands of complaints that their coffee was far too hot and that they were not going to change their practices. The jury verdict was the equivalent of McDonald’s profits for one day on coffee sales. And the judge then reduced the judgment, so the lady received a far lesser sum.

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by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She should have received free coffee at McDonalds for life

That would have been fair. $2M? That rewards people from being careless.

So, she’s spilled coffee on her lap before? Perhaps putting your cup of coffee in your lap isn’t a bright idea? Perhaps that’s why they have cupholders in your vehicle? Perhaps you should go inside the McDonalds restaurant and drink your coffee instead of driving around with it in your lap?

This is my whole point. She was absolved of any personal responsibility for her actions.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She did not receive $2MM. The Court reduced the verdict award.

She did receive third-degree burns on her groin and thighs, something that had never happened when she spilled coffee on them before. McDonald’s had higher ups testify that they know they keep their coffee at a far higher temperate than any other chain, that they received thousands of complaints about it, and that they took no action. $2MM for McDonald’s is like you or I receiving a judgment against us for a fraction of the total of one day’s paycheck. It’s barely even a slap on the wrist for them knowingly engaging in dangerous conduct.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not the point

Any award in a case like this creates millions of other “copycat” cases by people looking to make a quick buck off of a giant corporation. What’s to stop me from going to McDonalds, getting a coffee, then dumping that coffee in my lap at the end of the drive thru and suing them over it? Or how about me eating pizza at Dominoes, burning the roof of my mouth on a hot piece of pizza, and suing Dominoes for “suffering”? It’s the same damn thing.

Cases like this should be thrown out of court based on “lack of personal responsibility”. She is personally responsible for dumping that coffee in her lap. I am “personally responsible” for putting a hot piece of pizza in my mouth. Coffee is hot. Pizza is hot. A reasonable person knows this. Therefore, it’s irresponsible of them to blame someone else when they personally dump coffee in their lap or put a piece of pizza in their mouth.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's stopping you

is that McDonalds doesn’t keep their coffee as hot, due to the lawsuit. There are cautions and warnings on the pizza boxes, cups, lids, etc BECAUSE of lawsuits. These warnings clearly minimize the responsibility of the corporation.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right, spants

And, I would also argue that the PR campaign waged against these types of claims by insurance companies seems just as likely to suppress merited lawsuits from being filed because of the stigma attached to them.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got the first part right...
here are cautions and warnings on the pizza boxes, cups, lids, etc BECAUSE of lawsuits. These warnings clearly minimize the responsibility of the corporation.

The last part, however, is bullshit. They aren’t limiting their “responsibility” because they weren’t responsible in the first place, YOU ARE. They’re simply limiting your legal right to sue them, they aren’t preventing the accident itself, that’s on you to do so, just as it has always been. They probably also spend millions of dollars in legal fees to derive fine print that absolves them of anything they could be sued for.

I guarantee you that if I spilled McDonald’s coffee on my lap just after getting it, it could still cause a burn if done in the right way. But they now can’t be sued because they put “Hot!” on the fucking cup, as if I wasn’t to be reasonably informed before the coffee is hot?

This will eventually get to the point where you will have to sign an electronic waiver for your kids to play on the playground at the park. Seriously, one kid falls and breaks his head and dies on the monkey bars, the parents sue the city for millions and win, you won’t find monkey bars at any city parks after that.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the issue wasn't the warning, it was the temperature of the coffee.

by lowering the temperature of the coffee, some injuries would be prevented. you should read more about the case.

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by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't need to read more about the case

because the case itself is bullshit. It’s been brought on bullshit grounds regardless of the evidence.

If you spill coffee on yourself, it’s your own damn fault. It’s not the fault of the person who sold the coffee to you or the company they work for.

If you jump in front of a car, and that car hits you, you can’t sue the driver of the car or the car manufacturer based on evidence that you “jump in front of cars all the time and was never injured before”.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not the spilling of coffee.

It’s the extraordinarily hot coffee itself.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

So if she burned her mouth drinking the coffee, it’s intended use, you could make a case that it’s too hot. I could also make the case that she herself decided to drink the coffee when it was too hot and therefore caused the incident.

She spilled it on her lap, pouring out all of the coffee into her lap immediately, which is not how the coffee itself was intended to be consumed or used by the person who made the coffee. Therefore, the person who spilled the coffee is at fault, because she has spilled coffee on herself in a similar manner before, therefore knowing that the spilling was possible given her actions. She put herself in the position of risk, not McDonalds.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If McDonald's sells an unsafe product

And it is reasonably foreseeable that a consumer may spill the coffee, they can and should be held liable.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My friend has a Passat.

It has non-leather seats with seat heaters. The seat heaters heat to unsafe levels. VW issued a recall. My friend has the recall notice. She read it. She understands it. She has chosen to NOT have the seat heaters fixed. She likes that the seats get extraordinarily hot.

If she burns herself, she cannot sue. VW will testify that she was sent a recall letter, the dealership will testify that she was verbally notified that her seat heaters were too hot.

NOW

If VW knew about this problem, had customer complaints on file, knew of any number of injuries and issues related to these malfunctioning heaters and DID NOT issue a recall, they would be (and should be!) held liable for injuries resulting from this defect. They would be negligent. McDonald’s is no different.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If A x B x C is less than the cost of the recall ...

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by Solanus on Oct 29, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Right, right, right.

But let’s say it totally qualified as a recall, and they just didn’t do one.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's still different

Here’s why:

  • The person owning the VW may never use the heated seats, so they may have no reasonable knowledge of what is too hot and what isn’t. Everyone knows that coffee is hot, especially if they are ordering coffee, and this particular person knows that coffee can spill in her lap, because she’s done it before. She also knows that spilling hot coffee in her lap may cause pain and anxiety. She is taking the reasonable risk by putting her coffee there when she knows it is hot and could spill. How hot the coffee actually is should be irrelevant in the matter.
  • People sit in seats, that’s what seats are for. People do NOT, as a general rule, put hot coffee in their lap as a reasonable use of that cup of coffee, nor should McDonalds be liable for someone making a decision to do so. You buy coffee to drink it, not to pour it in your lap all at once. Similarly, you buy a parachute to jump out of a plane. If you use said parachute for base-jumping, you are accepting the reasonable risk that it may not protect you from getting injured.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why didn't McDonald's claim...

that people purchase their coffee in the drive thru and drink it when they arrive to work, or take it to coworkers. In this situation, it becomes a competitive advantage to sell the hottest coffee because people would be more inclined to purchase their coffee for this reason so they would not drink cold coffee when they finally reach their destination. Now every time someone brings coffee in from outside, and it ends up being cold, this person should be to blame.

I want to file a lawsuit against her for forcing me to have cold coffee when prior to the lawsuit my coffee was of perfect temperature when I would drink it at work. Now I don’t drink coffee, am drowsy and fall asleep while driving home from work and injure someone, all because I don’t drink coffee from anywhere because it is too cold.

by Jumsy on Oct 29, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was part of their defense

but it was refuted by an internal report that suggested some people drank their coffee immediately (shocking, I know)

from wikipedia

McDonald’s claimed that the reason for serving such hot coffee in its drive-through windows was that, because those who purchased the coffee typically wanted to drive a distance with the coffee, the high initial temperature would keep the coffee hot during the trip. However, the company’s own research showed that some customers intend to consume the coffee immediately while driving.

by brackenthebox on Oct 30, 2009 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FYI, Tom

Similar cases in the UK and the US have been thrown out. And by similar, I mean “exactly the same circumstances” in most cases.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But shouldn't coffee be made with boiling water

i.e. 100 degrees C? Water doesn’t really get any hotter than that. I don’t see how anyone has a legal right to complain that they got served coffee that was somewhere near that temperature.

If a waitress or McDonalds staff member spilt the coffee on her, I could see that it was maybe their fault. However, she spilt it herself, doing something that is quite clearly dangerous (putting hot liquids in your lap whilst driving).

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by Felonius_Monk on Oct 30, 2009 5:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coffee isn't brewed with boiling water.

Boiling water is 212 degrees F, and coffee is brewed at 180-190 degrees F, with a typical hold temp of 170-180 degrees F.

by spants on Oct 30, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's fascinating to me that anyone could care so much about corporate rights.

Let’s say the whole thing went down a little differently:

If you spend your whole life getting coffee at diners and Denny’s and gas stations, truck stops, making it at home, etc, you have a good idea of how hot coffee is/should be. Then, you go to McDonalds where the coffee is 10-20 degrees hotter without any warning or reason. You get burned b/c – hello? This coffee is really f*cking hot! And then you discover that McDonald’s gets complaints about their hot coffee and has done nothing to solve this issue. How are you not going to sue?

The only difference between my story and what happened is that this lady was ACCUSTOMED to the extra-hot McDonald’s coffee. She drank it all the time! She drove with it between her legs, dealt with spills, and was never injured. And suddenly, the coffee is hot enough to cause severe burns? Something is wrong here. McDonald’s knew it, and had been ignoring it by the way. She knew it. The courts knew it. The end.

I have more things to say but they are political in nature. So I won’t say them.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"How are you not going to sue?"

Um…because it didn’t burn her crotch while she was DRINKING it, it burned her crotch because she spilled it all over herself while driving with it between her legs.

The way I see it, this lady would have a case if she’d gotten third degree burns in her throat. But if you drive with a cup of coffee in your crotch and it spills all over you (AS IT HAS BEFORE) and burns you, I mean, come on. It’s an accident.

by mojowo11 on Oct 29, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure. but "it's an accident" isn't an ultimate answer.

if you get in a car accident and your airbags don’t go off (due to the manufacturer’s negligence) and you get more seriously injured because of their failure, the fact that the ultimate cause of your injury was a car accident does not mean the car company has no responsibility to make good air bags.

if you sell 600 million cups of coffee a year, odds are some of them are going to spill. as a huge corporation, you need to think about safety and plan for what happens when they do. corporations do just that and make decisions based on costs to themselves about how safe they want to make their coffee.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

One that could've been prevented with reasonable

coffee serving temperatures, a measure McDonald’s had been negligent to make.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to respond at length

But VEB has made it so that I’ve gotten zero done this morning at work, so I should probably shut up and earn my paycheck. I’ll just say that we clearly disagree on some of the key points, but that I can see your perspective and it makes sense.

by mojowo11 on Oct 29, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same.

Except for the work part.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

excellent point

It’s an interesting discussion but I’m going to get back to charging hundreds of dollars an hour to protect Fortune 500 companies from losing lawsuits like these.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BIASED!

lol

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But coffee is meant to be made with boilling water

it’s MEANT to be really f’ing hot.

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by Felonius_Monk on Oct 30, 2009 6:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From wikipedia:
Similar lawsuits against McDonald’s in the United Kingdom failed. In Bogle v. McDonald’s Restaurants Ltd. Field J rejected the claim that McDonald’s could have avoided injury by serving not-so-hot coffee.
“If this submission be right, McDonald’s should not have served drinks at any temperature which would have caused a bad scalding injury. The evidence is that tea or coffee served at a temperature of 65 C will cause a deep thickness burn if it is in contact with the skin for just two seconds. Thus, if McDonald’s were going to avoid the risk of injury by a deep thickness burn they would have had to have served tea and coffee at between 55 C and 60 C. But tea ought to be brewed with boiling water if it is to give its best flavour and coffee ought to be brewed at between 85 C and 95 C. Further, people generally like to allow a hot drink to cool to the temperature they prefer. Accordingly, I have no doubt that tea and coffee served at between 55 C and 60 C would not have been acceptable to McDonald’s customers. Indeed, on the evidence, I find that the public want to be able to buy tea and coffee served hot, that is to say at a temperature of at least 65 C, even though they know (as I think they must be taken to do for the purposes of answering issues (1) and (2)) that there is a risk of a scalding injury if the drink is spilled.”14
Though defenders of the Liebeck verdict argue that her coffee was unusually hotter than other coffee sold, other major vendors of coffee, including Starbucks, Dunkin’ Donuts, Wendy’s, and Burger King, produce coffee at a similar or higher temperature, and have been subjected to similar lawsuits over third-degree burns.19
Home and commercial coffee makers often reach comparable temperatures.20 The National Coffee Association of U.S.A. instructs that coffee should be brewed “between 195-205 degrees Fahrenheit [91–96 °C] for optimal extraction” and consumed “immediately”. If not consumed immediately, the coffee is to be “maintained at 180-185 degrees Fahrenheit”.21

I think that’s basically a good precis of what I’m arguing…

Coffee is MEANT to be really hot and will burn you if, you know, you spill a whole f’ing cup on yourself (while holding it between your knees and opening it TOWARDS you!), and then sit in it for 90 SECONDS, as this woman did….

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by Felonius_Monk on Oct 30, 2009 6:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So I am responsible for knowing the inherent

properties of every bat I buy? or the procedures that a doctor is going to perform on me? or the safety of the car I drive? This is just wrong on so many levels.

I presume, not having heard any of the evidence that the plaintiffs presented evidence that the bat could have been made safer and/or that Slugger knew of such risks and/or that Slugger could have warned of the risks of using the bat. These are not things that we as consumers are readily aware of. If this bat is more dangerous than other aluminum bats then the company should be required to let consumers know or even better, make safer bats.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly my point

This isn’t going to make bats safer, it’s just going to require the company to put a warning on each and every bat stating that someone could get injured or lose his/her life as a result of using this bat.

They are going to absolve themselves of responsibility by putting a warning on the bat, not to mention, THAT’S WHAT THE PLAINTIFF WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE!

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's great...

Another annoying sticker that will leave residue on my brand new bat when I peel it off and want to use it. Pine tar on the bat is fine because it adds character. But sticker residue? It’s wrong on so many levels.

by Jumsy on Oct 29, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What’s to stop me from going to McDonalds, getting a coffee, then dumping that coffee in my lap at the end of the drive thru and suing them over it? Or how about me eating pizza at Dominoes, burning the roof of my mouth on a hot piece of pizza, and suing Dominoes for "suffering"? It’s the same damn thing.

the warning labels

Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.

by prophetjohn on Oct 29, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

too busy to read them

talking on the cellphone.

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by cardball on Oct 29, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No -- I can still dump the coffee in my lap and sue them

They can just say that I was sufficiently warned.

This has been my point the whole time — if the plaintiffs wanted to “prevent this from happening to other kids”, then they shouldn’t have sued the bat manufacturer, they should have taken it to their state legislature to get aluminum bats banned from competition. This lawsuit won’t prevent this from happening again, just like a warning label on the coffee doesn’t prevent me from putting it in my lap and spilling it, it just absolves McDonalds of any liability, preventing you from suing them because of your own stupidity.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 30, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yaaawn.

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by hazel on Oct 30, 2009 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah that's a famous case for "frivolity"

But apparently the coffee was literally boiling hot and it wasn’t equipment failure, that’s how they had it set. There’s lots of ridiculous cases but that’s actually one of the tamer ones.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 29, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is a common misconsception about this lawsuit.

the basis of the lawsuit was not just “whoa, hey, hot coffee, who knew coffee was hot?” the basis of the lawsuit was that mcdonalds actually brewed its coffee at a higher temperature than normal (off the top of my head, i want to say 190 or 200 degrees), while industry standard was lower, like 170-180. the reason mcdonald’s chose to brew the coffee hotter was because people liked coffee brewed at that temperature better.

while hot coffee is going to scald you at any temperature, the scale of the woman’s injuries were much worse than they would have been at the regular temperature. so, if mcdonalds is going to make a deliberate choice to brew coffee hotter (and presumably sell more coffee b/c it tastes better) knowing that the few unlucky people to spill hot coffee on themselves will be more seriously injured, then maybe mcdonalds should pay for the extra injury their choices create.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Starbucks brews it's coffee

at 180-190 degrees. But it doesn’t stay at that temp in the carafe. McDonalds was keeping its coffee extraordinarily hot.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right.

And they knew it, had received complaints about it, and were not going to change their practice, according to testimony.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why react to the requests of the 80 year olds that...

come into McDonald’s and drink coffee for hours every day? They will continue to come back no matter what you do until they die just because the old fashioned diners are not as available as they used to be.

by Jumsy on Oct 29, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i may have my temps wrong - maybe it was 200-210. haven't looked at it in a while.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is very illuminating and definitely changes my opinion about that case.

The severity of a burn changes really quick as you reach certain temperature threshholds, right? I read this somewhere recently, maybe here at VEB.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

for more info - see this.

wiki

highlights

- mcdonalds initially offered the woman $800 in settlement, in response to her requests for $20,000.

- the serving temp (sorry, not the brewing temp) was 20 degrees above the normal serving temp and enhanced the likelihood of serious scalds.

- the ultimate verdict was reduced to $640,000 then set aside in favor of a settlement prior to appeal.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, part of the problem of these cases, I think

is that the information about them is always so skewed. For example, nobody seems to know about the 640K figure except legal types, whereas the millions of dollars! number is cited all the time.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, but there's a lot of stuff wrong with this....

E.g., there are damages caps on tort cases, as established on a state by state basis.

And the Mcdonald’s case is good example of exactly what tort litigation is supposed to accomplish – filling in regulatory gaps and creating incentives to reduce injuries (and costs) to society.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should the jury get to decide

whether Louisville Slugger should have warnings on all of their products? Should they also get to decide what is a reasonable exit speed for a baseball, even though they have no scientific information nor the ability to process said information properly enough to form an opinion? Because they indirectly are now going to effect how Louisville Slugger and all other bat makers do business because they ruled that they were negligent, although it’s pretty clear based on evidence that the bat company isn’t making an “unsafe” product, it’s just being used to play a sport that is inherently “unsafe”.

Let me ask you a question. Lets say that there’s two kids playing in a backyard with this same bat. One of them is soft tossing the ball to the other one from in front of him and from 20 feet away. That kid gets struck by the baseball in the head and it kills him. Is the bat company responsible?

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't think you understand the process.
even though they have no scientific information nor the ability to process said information properly enough to form an opinion?

a jury would have a whole array of experts to review what is safe, what the incidence of injury is, what the standard practice is, how the design of the bat was decided. the trial would not be about the jury picking a standard out of the air. juries aren’t perfect, but they do have that information there.

One of them is soft tossing the ball to the other one from in front of him and from 20 feet away. That kid gets struck by the baseball in the head and it kills him. Is the bat company responsible?

depends. i’m pretty sure the theory wasn’t that a kid died so the company is responsible. you would have to allege there was some defect in design or manufacturing that specifically cause or made more likely the death. how was the bat designed? what was it made of? how does it differ from industry standard, if at all?

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by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Further,

how old was the kid? How advanced/powerful is the bat? Is the bat being marketed to children who shouldn’t use it?

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was 18

and a full fledged adult.

Marketed to children? Really? I don’t see too many Little League kids with the money to buy $400 baseball bats. Their parents or their leagues buy the equipment. Therefore it’s the responsibility of the parents and the leagues to determine what bats are bought and used, yet I don’t see them suing the parents who bought the bat or the league in which it was used in.

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by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's part of their claim, though.

That the purchasers and the league didn’t know how dangerous the bat was, but Louisville Slugger did and didn’t notify anyone. I’d have to listen to the evidence to see if they should have prevailed with this argument. But, I know that a jury heard the evidence and came to this conclusion.

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by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

if Louisville Slugger put a warning on the bat that said:

“This bat has similar exit speeds to those of wooden bats, yet those exit speeds may cause injury or loss of life”

Then that would have prevented this accident?

Because if not, then there’s no basis for the case.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what the jury found.

Although, the jury may not have believed Louisville Slugger’s argument that the exit speeds are no different.

What the jury seems to have found is that if Louisville Slugger had placed a warning on the aluminum bat, that warning would have prevented the accident.

Whether I agree with the verdict, I can’t say, because I didn’t hear the evidence.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

And if the bat manufacturer decides to implement the warning it could have a number of effects:

1. Leagues may decide that if manufacturers believe there is an inherent risk in using aluminum bats they should not use them.

2. Bat manufacturers may decide to make safer bats.

3. Consumers may decide they want better safety equipment.

All of which could be positives for the system.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If this is the case...
Although, the jury may not have believed Louisville Slugger’s argument that the exit speeds are no different.

Then the jury should be tasked with finding a basis for “not believing” sworn testimony. That’s incredibly poor ethics by a jury acting as a whole if that’s what happened.

What the jury seems to have found is that if Louisville Slugger had placed a warning on the aluminum bat, that warning would have prevented the accident.

As I’ve said elsewhere, the steps involved with proving this are nearly impossible, therefore making this decision would be based on circumstantial evidence that could not be “known” by anyone involved in the case.

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by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was probably conflicting sworn testimony

Just because it’s sworn doesn’t make it true.

And of course, there are lies, damn lies, and statistics.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There could have been, that's true

I’m not saying that there wasn’t — but if they simply ignored that testimony because they determined it to be false, that’s irresponsible.

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by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

aluminum bats

are the steroids of amateur baseball – you use the latest technology to compete if everyone else is using it.

I highly doubt they would manufacture a non-approved bat because who would buy it, but if the bat was non-approved then the kid using it was cheating, which opens up a whole new can of worms.

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by cardball on Oct 29, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

first sentence

in reference to effectiveness of a warning

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Oct 29, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(sigh)

Hypothetical, dude. Hypothetical.

I don’t understand why American Legion ball doesn’t require wooden bats. College, too.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We should ruin the game, environment,

and ability to compete because some kid might get killed playing baseball?

That’s fucking ridiculous.

Also, it’s just as hypothetical to say that wooden bats are “safer”. Show me evidence that a wooden bat would have prevented this kid from dying.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was kidding!

And I didn’t say that they were safer. It just seems insane to have a full-grown man swinging a metal bat.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know...

but can’t you just see some crazed hippie parent making that case? I sure can.

And I think my point stands when we’re talking about “safer” bats. How do we determine that? The lawyer for the defense stated that cased of injury in all situations are determined to be so small that it’s essentially random occurences, or accidents.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking about this more,

and I remembered that my cousin was on the same baseball team as the kid from suburban St. Louis who died after getting hit in the neck while playing catch. THAT is a freak accident, a random occurrence.

I don’t know enough about bats to say whether they’re safer or more dangerous than a wooden bat or whatever. But apparently, the jury felt it had enough information to make a decision.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also,

Saturday morning cartoon ads? Those are market to parents, then? Not kids, who then ask their parents to buy something for them? Weird.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then that's a parenting issue

You don’t just BUY your kids sugary cereal because they ask for it right? And if you do, that kinda prevents (or fucking should anyway) you from suing the cereal company when you’re kid ends up being diabetic doesn’t it?

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by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how do you know the parents didn't sue the league?

how do you know the jury didn’t apportion fault to the parents or the kid who died?

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because the parents and league

were not named in the suit, and there is no pending litigation against either.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

parents would not have to be named to have fault apportioned against them...

though I’m pretty sure the parents were the plaintiffs as next of kin. And unless you’re looking at the original petition, the league could have been sued and dropped or settled out (or like you said, never sued in the first place).

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a jury would have a whole array of experts to review what is safe, what the incidence of injury is, what the standard practice is, how the design of the bat was decided. the trial would not be about the jury picking a standard out of the air. juries aren’t perfect, but they do have that information there.

Apparently they did not, or they didn’t listen. The trial took a week, I highly doubt you could have testimony like this gathered and presented in the span of a week, but the evidence presented in the case (that we’ve seen) contended that exit speeds from wooden bats routinely reach excesses of 100 mph (we know this from Hit F/X) and that the exit speed from the aluminum bat in question did not exceed known exit speeds from aluminum bats. That evidence right there should have absolved the bat manufacturer, but it didn’t.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would take a long post for me to explain how the US legal system works but...

Louisville Slugger undoubtedly sought to decide this case, as a matter of Montana’s negligence law, in the trial court (and will soon appeal the decision on those same grounds). The judge (not jury) evidently decided that there was a question of fact for the jury to decide. To make this determination, both sides can and do submit the scientific information you reference (and the judge has a legal responsibility to make sure it’s not junk science).

In any event, I see that other people have responded to your post (though I haven’t read the posts yet), so I digress.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be for a jury to decide

Slugger can argue that the bat was not being used for its intended use or that they assumed the risk of killing each other by playing like this. However, if the family shows that the bat is more dangerous than it needed to be and Slugger knew as much, they very well could be found liable. Also many states have legal regimes that allow for comparative negligence. I think a fair result in this hypothetical would be to allocate some amount of the liability to the company if the bat was dangerous and Slugger failed to warn for it.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

However, if the family shows that the bat is more dangerous than it needed to be

Who decides this? How is it even possible to decide this? There’s no standard for exit speed from bats. The NCAA has set a standard for competition in their games, so have many HS Althletic Associations. I don’t know if his league has one or not. Regardless, if the bat in question was outside of the rules of competition it is not the companies fault. There may be other leagues that use that bat for their competitions.

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by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The jury decideds this.

Based on expert witness testimony. And the jury decided that the bat was more dangerous than it needed to be.

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--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

decidedsdeddedded

Can’t type today.

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by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That isn't the point

There’s no standard with which to define “unsafe”. Therefore, how could the company make an “unsafe” bat and then not let people know about how “unsafe” it is?

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is why we have juries

They decide, after being instructed on the law of the particular jurisdiction, whether a certain product is unsafe.

Fourstick you could really use a primer on the jury system. I think we are trying to give it to you but I’m not sure you are comprehending what we are telling you.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I comprehend just fine

The facts in this case to not merit the outcome, however.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But you don't know the facts in this case

You know some facts that were written in an article. There are certainly other facts (and testimony) that the jury heard.

by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know enough of the facts to know

that there is no possible way they could have determined that outcome without making assumptions based on unknowable information.

Basically, “this wouldn’t have happened had there been a warning, different bat used, etc.”. You can’t know those things, you can only make an assumption based on the evidence given. As such, I don’t see how you could possibly conclude that the manufacturer is at fault for making unsafe equipment when the equipment itself is inherently “unsafe” when used as it was intended to be used.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Fourstick, you simply don't

I’ve tried cases for 29 years. Not once has a newspaper article conveyed anywhere near the same facts that the court or jury heard.

You are entitled to your opinion, of course, and it’s not out of the question that H&B will prevail on appeal, but you cannot reasonably conclude you knew exactly what the jury knew in forming your opinion.

by BCinVA on Oct 29, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't care how long you've tried cases,

it doesn’t make you any better at predicting a situation based on evidence that can’t possible be known to anyone in this dimension of space and time.

I don’t have to see all the facts in the case to know that it’s impossible to predict, with any study or scientific experiment, that this WOULDN’T have happened had the hitter been using a different bat. That is really the only question here, and the only way the H&B can be held liable: It was their bat that caused the death of the kid, NOT the hundreds of other factors in play at the time of the accident.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 30, 2009 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again, I'm sorry, but this is wrong....

I don’t have to see all the facts in the case to know that it’s impossible to predict, with any study or scientific experiment, that this WOULDN’T have happened had the hitter been using a different bat. That is really the only question here, and the only way the H&B can be held liable: It was their bat that caused the death of the kid, NOT the hundreds of other factors in play at the time of the accident.

This is not the legal standard for negligence liability so there’s no point in arguing about it. Plaintiffs DON’T have to prove this to establish liability. So, while you’re statement that “this is the only way H&B can be held liable” might be a defense lawyer’s wet dream, it’s not the law.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 30, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

With negligence then...

If this is going to be the norm, then it’s obvious that “negligence” is too loosely defined. If a jury can decide, with no supporting evidence, that manufacturer is negligent, I can see why our legal system is so inherently fucked up and full of cases just like this one.

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by fourstick on Nov 2, 2009 10:52 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think it was at issue here but we do it with products all the time

Take the McDonalds example. Coffee may be unsafe at 200 degrees but safe at 160. Most coffee shops sell coffee at 160. So a jury will listen to the evidence from both sides and determine if coffee at 200 degrees is inherently unsafe or must be warned of.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

think about what a terrible, costly, arbitrary, legal regime we would have if...

random baseball leagues (and the townies who ran them) could each determine the rules by which we would regulate the safety of mass-produced products.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yet

This is exactly what happens, and has nappened for long, long time.

Think of what a terrible, costly, and arbitrary legal regime we would have if bat manufacturers were able to determine what is safe? it’s the same thing on the other side of the coin.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

random baseball legues don't determine the legal standard for negligence

and neither does the manufacturer (otherwise it wouldn’t have been found negligent, right?)

The common and juries decide negligence, or in some cases, federal and state governments can.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FWIW

From my link (which is now below)…..Americal Legions perspective:

Last year, American Legion’s National Baseball Subcommittee, after a nine-month review that took into account studies and statistics from a range of sources, concluded there was no substantial scientific evidence to support the argument that wood bats are safer.

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by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay.

But there is a lot that we don’t know about the American Legion’s study. What is a “range of sources?” Are the studies scientifically acceptable? Who funded the studies? Who was on the subcommittee? Etc.

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by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not arguing.....

just dropping what I find.

  I’m personally of the opinion that he could have been killed with a ball hit off of a toothpick, and the same decision would have been made. This is Montana. There is a long history here of Lawsuits of any kind going against corporations. I don’t have time to look, but some of you have dropped WestLaw and such….look for lawsuits concerning Railroads being filed in the state because of the bias toward the individual.

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by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there's also a long history of montana just getting totally abused by big entitites, like

people digging copper mines and absconding without cleaning the mess up and leaving a whole town a toxic pit (see, Butte, MT). that may contribute to the anti-establishment tone.

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by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I grew up in

see, Butte, MT. And you are absolutely correct about the way that town was stripped and gutted and basically left for dead by AsArco.

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by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which was not the fault of the town....

more to do with the price of copper going to $.05 a pound in the early ’80’s. They are known now as GrupoMexico, I believe, and just recently settled with Silver Bow County.

The way that mining companies of the past stripped the land here was nothing short of vandalism. ARCO had no problem reaping profits for over 100 years, but when the price dropped, it was our problem to deal with.

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by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wasn't saying it was the town's fault at all...

I’ve been battling Asarco in bankruptcy court for several years, so I’m unfortunately all too familiar with their “problems.”

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec for using "abscond"

I’ve been searching for such an opportunity since The Dark Knight.

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by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's just as much that you don't know

about the findings in the case. Isn’t it pretty cut and dry that the Legion would try to protect the safety of it’s players? Otherwise, why commission a study at all?

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by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know that American Legion commissioned a study.

What they seem to have done is organized a subcomittee to study the issue, which then looked at studies, which were likely commissioned by the insurance industry, bat manufacturing industry, etc. And I would imagine that the bat manufacturers didn’t just sit on the sideline. They had a stake in the subcommittee’s findings. I don’t know how the final finding came about, but that means I wonder about things such as the ones above. I can’t just take it at face value as being a reflection on the reality of the situation.

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by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Louisville Slugger argued that the player and his family accepted the risk by stepping on the field.

The jury rejected this argument. The judge and/or the Court of Appeals or Supreme Court of Montana may disagree as a matter of law when Louisville Slugger appeals. It seems that the jury found that the bat created a risk greater than what a reasonable person would anticipate by participating in a baseball game.

What I don’t understand is how folks can conclude that the lawsuit was baseless without hearing any of the evidence presented at trial.

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by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A reasonable person would know that a bat of any kind can cause a high speed ball to possibly hit them. And if that bat conforms to industry or league standards then how is that company liable in anyway when their bat is no different than any other bat used by the same players all the time? Unless there was evidence that this bat was somehow more powerful than any other bat used in this league and that the kid using it didn’t know it was that much more powerful then I really don’t see how the bat maker could be found liable at all.

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by StLHugo on Oct 29, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suspect the question answered by the jury was different.

It seems to me to be a verdict stating that the industry standards are not safe enough. Depending on the evidence, this may be true. Perhaps the regulations as to bat head size and weight-to-length ratios did nothing to actually reduce trampoline effect? I don’t know. I wasn’t in the courtroom. How can we say without hearing the evidence?

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by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We can base our judgement off what we do have

And from everything being reported it seems like the company got railroaded. I would love to hear more evidence but we don’t have it all right now and from what I can tell noone is at fault here and the parents just want to make this a national issue (which I applaud them for, even if this venue was the wrong place to do it). I hope a larger look is given to baseball saftey for all athletes but a lawsuit on a baseball bat maker is not the way to handle it.

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by StLHugo on Oct 29, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it is.

It worked with cigarettes. It worked with car safety. It worked with medical implants. It worked with asbestos. It worked with building construction standards. It worked with segregation. Lawsuits by normal, everyday folks, who have had their lives turned upside down, generally are the tip of the spear that is the changing of societal values.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

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by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone else

As soon as you got to the sentence.

who have had their lives turned upside down

start singing the Fresh Prince of Bel Air song in their head?

by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 29, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Yo, Holmes, smell ya later."

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aren't cigarettes, negligent contruction, segregation and the like a little more sinister than making baseball bats?

There are ways to raise people’s awareness about things without legally and financially punishing parties that don’t deserve it. Isn’t using the legal system as a huge blunt and often unfair instrument of social education kind of a corruption of the system?

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That depends.

And that’s what I’m saying. The cigarette companies knew of the risks of their product and actively concealed them. If Louisville Slugger knew that their bats created an increased risk, then I can understand holding them liable. That’s why I would like to see the evidence before declaring the suit “baseless” or “frivolous.”

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean, it's possible

Maybe Louisville Slugger did detailed studies showing that their latest bats made it easier to hit baseballs at harmful speeds and covered them up, or whatever. It’s kind of hard for me to believe, but maybe there was some malice or negligence on their part.
However, it’s also just frustrating that, apparently, no accidents can happen anymore without some sort of payment or punishment.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Judges shouldn’t be influencing standards and policy. If that’s what this trial is about, then I have an even bigger problem with the verdict.

If I were to appeal this, I would offer up as evidence any waivers that were signed by the child or the family involved concerning the “reasonable risks” of playing baseball. If this kid hadn’t died, would they jury have awarded his family this sum of money?

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No,

because the death of a family member creates loss of parental consortium. But that’s not the point. I’m not saying that judges are influencing standards and policy. I’m saying that juries do. As Jefferson said, "I consider trial by jury as the only anchor yet imagined by man by which a government can be held to the principles of its constitution." We have standards of conduct, in this case for manufacturing safe productions, and juries enforce the law as to this conduct. A judge will probably reduce this award.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or raise it.

One report said the verdict comprised $792,000 in loss earnings, which does not seem an outlandish sum for a lifetime of earning potential of an 18 year old, and $58,000 for pain and suffering.

It also state the Judge was contemplating punitive damages. This is the type of damage that most often gets reduced, but there’s none in this judgment as of yet.

These may or may not be the facts, but were in the latest report that I read.

by BCinVA on Oct 29, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The waiver that you're talking about

Would nominally absolve the league for damages should the child be hurt during the normal course of activities. That is a signficant reason why the league wasn’t sued when all of this happened. The companies who produced the equipment aren’t covered by this paperwork.

Do I agree with the verdict? No, although I’m not in possession of enough information to form a sufficiently strong opinion. But I will say that this case is akin to a police officer being killed in the line of duty by a criminal using a highly advanced, “off the shelf” firearm that exceeds the capacity of his protective gear, then his family sues the maker of the weapon for damages. I know it’s not exactly the same thing and I know there are additional loopholes involved, but the basic principle is the same.

I find it hard to believe that a bat could be considered so unsafe that its exit speed advantage over normal bats would cause fatal injuries while identical swings from lesser implements would only produce serious trauma, but never be capable of killing a child. And that a tool that dangerous would go un-banned by the league. Also, the question of who provided the overly-powerful bat colors this discussion. If the coach or the league provided the bat against their own rules, it falls back to them. If the parents of the kid who got killed bought the “illegal” bat, then that is doubly damning of them to want to blame someone else for their own negligence.

Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.

by Solanus on Oct 29, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is what I have been saying the entire time.

There are too many questions that don’t have answers here. Without those answers I don’t believe the manufacturer can be held responsible

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but the problem is that you assume that because you don't have the answers...

neither did the jury. They heard seven days (or whatever days) of evidence and you’ve read an article.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again, wrong assumption

The questions that I’m am asking cannot be proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

You simply cannot prove that this incident would not have happened with a different bat, with a bat that had a warning, with a different player using the same bat, and on and on and on. Those are unknowable results of unknowable scenarios. The jury has to be assuming that one of those many facts is true to make the judgement that was made.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not criminal....

reasonable doubt means nothing in civil.

Correct my better versed legal friends?

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~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick

by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correct.

It’s a preponderance of the evidence.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It still doesn't matter

there’s a preponderance of evidence showing the these bats don’t kill people, they just happen to have been in use when this kid was killed.

Correlation doesn’t not equal causation.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

look man...

You simply cannot prove that this incident would not have happened with a different bat, with a bat that had a warning, with a different player using the same bat, and on and on and on.

I appreciate that you think some sort of injustice was done here, but you’ve got all your standards for causation, burdens of proof, and all the rest, all jacked up. Now maybe you just think we should have a different way to decide civil cases in this country, and that’s fine, but most people who have commented here aren’t arguing with you that Louisville Slugger should be liable here. (Indeed, most of us recognize that we didn’t hear the evidence so we’re unable to make such a decision.) We’re just trying to explain how and why the tort system works the way it does.

If you’re right and there’s no set of facts that could possibly make LS liable, then I’m sure this decision will get overturned on appeal.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not necessarily

Not all “proper” decisions get made at the appellate level, of course.

by saladdays on Oct 29, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And my point is still

that if this is what we get for our tort reform laws, then our legal system is going the wrong direction.

I understand how the system works, but everyone here seems to be arguing FOR the verdict of the case because “that’s how our legal system works”. Why is it that we just accept this because it’s “part of the process”? I reject that this is how things should work, because the outcome isn’t fair or justified in this case, and I believe my argument has merit, given even the small amount of facts in the case at hand.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 30, 2009 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The boy who was killed was pitching.

Not likely that his parents bought the bat that was involved.

by BCinVA on Oct 29, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

though possible

that he himself used the same exact model

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Oct 30, 2009 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

furthermore

the ball was very hard. too hard? would make just as much sense to sue the manufacturer of that baseball.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Oct 30, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually....

Litigation is much more focused, because it is based on the facts of an individual case. Regulation (which people have generally misunderstood throughout this thread) is much more blunt.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understand the difference between the two.

But by holding the bat manufacturer responsible you’re doing one of two things, and neither of them make the game safer:

  1. They’ll put a warning sticker on their bats that will be removed after purchase anyway.
  2. They’ll completely change the way they do business to avoid potential lawsuits like this one and pass the cost on to customers of their bats in the future.

The lawyer for the bat company made it pretty clear that this particular bat showed no unreasonable risk over other bats of similar models or even wooden bats.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where are you getting this?
The lawyer for the bat company made it pretty clear that this particular bat showed no unreasonable risk over other bats of similar models or even wooden bats.

From his quote in the news story? I can’t reach that conclusion without hearing both sides’ evidence.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was in the link from the article.

He made statements pertaining to the fact that numerous studies have shown that exit speeds exactly the same as the model in question have been found with wood bats as well as other models of aluminum bats.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You misread the article

That quote was from a trade association.

by BCinVA on Oct 29, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The most likely outcome is to design, manufacture, and sell a safer bat

You are correct that these costs will generally be passed onto consumers (I won’t bother getting into why this may not be the case given an efficient market).

But (Now we’re getting somewhere!) the goal of our negligence regime is to set the level of liability at one where the costs saved (in reduced injuries) are worth the costs incurred to make them safe. In other words, yes, it costs money to install seat belts, but it’s worth those costs to consumers of automobiles in reduced injuries.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

an 18-year-old dead on a mound is a hell of a cost.

that got passed on to a family, too.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speed off the bat

Using the optimum exit velocity off the illegal bat as the starting point for this discussion, I would venture that the percent drop to reduce the speed to a “safe” level (such that the impact on the child’s body would not cause a fatal injury, but only a seriously damaging one) is significantly more than it would be by switching to the mandated bats.

An analogy would be like saying that someone that was walking along and was hit & killed by a Porsche SUV doing 45 mph. The car company gets sued, the contention being that their vehicle is too heavy and therefore too powerful to compensate. If only their vehicle was as light as a Smart Car, the plaintiff would not have been killed by the smaller vehicle also driving at 45 mph, relying on the logic of mass X velocity. The chance that the pedestrian doesn’t get killed in the situation probably doubles or triples, but that only reduces the chance that the person does get killed from 99.9% to 99.8% or 99.7%.

The purpose of this is saying that the child was killed doing an inherently dangerous sport, that the results of the play on the field probably would not have been reduced significantly by a switch in equipment, and that any responsibility for having the unsafe bat needs to fall on those who provided the equipment for the children to use.

Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.

by Solanus on Oct 29, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with everything here

And you’re still having to assume that:

  1. The bat was illegal, and
  2. that there was a substitute bat that could have been used that would not have endangered the person injured to the degree that it did.

I, like you, fail to see how any responsible jury could find fault with the manufacturer in this instance.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Now this is why many of will argue that punitive damages (which apparently are still to be decided in this case) need to be regulated, but what Willie says is correct. It is not a perfect system and some would argue that instead we should have regulations to deal with these things, but there are a host of problems with government regulation as well.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's the point of the tort system -

it fills in where regulation doesn’t (or hasn’t yet).

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

#1 will most likely happen

because it is the easiest route available, and the market for these bats isn’t going to be effected. Now, will that prevent another kid from getting killed by a line drive? No, probably not. Will it prevent the family of that kid from suing the manufacturer of the bat for damages. Yes, it probably will.

So, how does that make anything safer?

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, as someone who evidently appreciates objective analysis in baseball...

you should know that your opinion that warning labels do not reduce injuries is not supported by obejctive evidence and years of study by entities like OSHA, the FDA, etc.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Have any of those studies studied baseball bats?

You’re now trying to compare objective evidence culled from various other instances and disciplines (toys, cars, etc.) to a situation for which they are not intended.

Dude, how can you completely ignore the fact that a coach, standing twice as far away, was killed by a line drive off of a wooden bat less than 2 years ago? That evidence alone states that wooden bats aren’t any safer, a line drive that hits a person in the right spot can kill them, no matter what equipment is used. Not to mention the obvious liability of broken bats and sharp pieces flying everywhere when wooden bats break.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

key point

beat me to it – people die from balls hit with wooden bats.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Oct 29, 2009 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then they should take the case to Capitol Hill

or their state legislature. Jury trials are not meant to make laws or influence policy. That’s the job of the legislature. If they were truly distraught about this issue they should have been lobbying those bodies to do something about it. Instead, they sue for nearly a million dollars in damages.

Want to bet on whether that money goes towards changing the policy or standards placed on bat manufacturers? Or does it go towards paying off their mortgage or buying a new car? I sympathize with the family, but far more horrible things happen to people every day and they don’t receive a lottery ticket because of it.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Their kid is dead!

Who cares what they spend the money on! They’re never going to get over this.

And lots of parents with dead children start foundations and work to raise awareness.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess we'll see.

I sympathize with the parents. I do. I can’t imagine losing someone in a tragic accident like this.

However, do you think that this trial dragging on for 6 years has helped their grieving process? If they had lost, would they just get over it and call it an accident? No, they’d appeal. And appeal. And find someone else to blame and sue them. All the while lawyers pushing them into these things instead of letting them grieve and move on with life.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they're making the choice to do this,

and that unless you’re in their position, none of it will make sense to you.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

First and foremost,

they’ll probably pay their son’s funeral expenses.

Secondly, the legislature has established standards of care for manufacturers. That’s what this lawsuit was brought under. They exercised their right to a legal remedy, which is by filing a civil suit. That is how we do this in America. Sitting in a room and putting a dollar value on a human being’s life is the most surreal experience in the world, but that is how we handle these situations in America.

I wonder how many parents would want to win this lottery. I would guess none.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

My grandmother lost her 3 year old boy to a head injury caused by – you guessed it! – a Louisville Slugger. But it was the 1950s, a time when there was no such thing as corporate responsibility or victims rights. Accidents happened, kids died, and people should just deal with it.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree with the idea of corporate responsibility and victims rights

I just don’t think this particular case applies. It’s a freaking baseball bat. And object designed for violent crushing of a ball. It’s a game where a small, hard projectile flies around the diamond at speeds nearing 100 MPH. If your kid gets nailed with a high-velocity line drive, I mean jeez, that sucks. It’s awful, it’s the worst, it’s terrible. But it’s not the bat’s fault, and it’s certainly not the bat-makers fault.

When you play a sport, there’s risk. You can’t protect your kids against that.

ALL OF THAT SAID — as a person who pitched up through the college level and just graduated this past year, I agree that, at the very least, college baseball should be using wooden bats where possible. You’re talking about young adults now, not kids — time to get rid of the aluminum bats. Hitters don’t need the help anymore. (Which, again, leads in no logical way to suing a bat company.)

by mojowo11 on Oct 29, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not saying that they are right.

Just that I understand their inclination to sue.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

depends on what the theory was.

if the baseball bat was constructed in such a way that it was more likely to kill somebody, then maybe there’s validity.

think about it this way. if standard industry design would give a ball-off-the-bat speed of X, which would make 1 out of every 1000 strikes to the head fatal, and I design a special bat that gives a ball-off-the-bat speed of X+15mph, which would make 1 out of every 200 strikes to the head fatal, I’m balancing increased profits for myself (by making a great bat that will presumably become popular) on the backs of the extra kids who will die.

is it fair that i should be able to do that and owe nothing to those extra kids who die?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see it as the league's job to regulate the bats

If Louisville Slugger creates a bat that uses jet engines to hit the ball really hard, fine, they should add a warning. But as far as anything where the warning label is going to read something like, “WARNING: Bat hits ball really fast!” I think it’s not Louisville Slugger’s job to do the regulation, it’s the league’s job.

by mojowo11 on Oct 29, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's not the way the court system sees it.

anyway, what if this kid had gotten killed by the same bat playing a pick up game in a park? there’s no league to regulate the bats there. under the law (and i think fairly), a manufacturer is responsible for his own products.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

think about how inefficient and arbitrary it would be to have...

each “league” across America make such a decision. It’s much better for society to place the responsibility on the product manufacturer to reduce injury for its “unsafe” products.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yet

Most leagues I know of have undertaken this responsibility themselves. Every slow pitch league I know of has bat standards. The IHSAA here in Iowa has bat standards. So does the NCAA and the NAIA on a national level.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

but there’s no standard out there for “safe” bats. Furthermore, this case will not prevent injuries to other kids, because studies and other evidence have shown that the risks don’t go down when using other aluminum bats or wooden bats.

Essentially, kids should just stop playing baseball if they don’t want to risk getting killed.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do we know

if studies and other evidence also show that the risk do go down when using wodden bats over aluminum bats? I don’t.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Basically you favor more government regulation

Which may or may not be a better system. Take a look at the FDA. Many would say it is a very corrupt system of determining whether drugs are safe. I don’t really want to get into it but these are very complex issues and have been written about and discussed at great length by legal scholars.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't favor more Gov't regulation

That’s not the point of this discussion. The point is:

This jury has decided that certain facts, which it cannot know beyond a reasonable doubt, had to have occurred in order to award the defendant damages at the behest of the plaintiff.

There’s no way that they can know all the facts and there’s no way that they can know that this situation would not have been replicated using different equipment. They have to make assumptions of facts that there is no evidence for to make this decision.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where are you getting this from?

What facts were unknowable? They were asked to decided whether the manufacturer had a duty to warn of the risks of using this bat. Based on the evidence they considered, they found that it did. How is that unknowable?

Look there are very simple examples of proof that I could point out to you, but it is probably not worth it. In order to prove that it rained this morning I can offer only circumstantial evidence. But I can prove it.

The fact is if you don’t believe that juries are good at doing this sort of thing, the alternative is government regulation.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wrong again.

Get your facts straight. The court was asked to decide, and I quote:

According to the plaintiff’s attorneys, Patch’s death was caused by the defective and unreasonably dangerous product because the bat was designed and manufactured to allow the ball to be hit with such significant force as to endanger the safety of those playing the game. No warnings were given to adequately provide sufficient notice to users such as Patch of the dangerous propensities of these products, the suit alleges.

I.E. This wouldn’t have happened had he been using a different bat.
That particular bit of information is unknowable. You can’t recreate the exact situation and play it over again.

If this is what they were asked, then the plaintiff is really asking for two things that contradict each other.

  1. That the bat in question was defective.
  2. That the bat in question should have a warning label.

If the bat is truly defective, then why would the company place a warning label on it? If the bat has a warning label, would that warning label be present at the time of the incident, and would the owner of the bat have warned the opposing team about the bat itself?

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 30, 2009 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're making a LOT of assumptions here.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm giving an example of how one could legitimately sue a manufacturer.

i am not saying that is what is happening in this case. this is a hypothetical.

i do not design bats, fyi.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So if you were a juror after listening to the evidence

you could have voted against any liability. This jury disagreed — after listening to all of the evidence, which you have not done here.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

None of us were there

Should we delete this whole thread of discussion?

I think it’s not unreasonable to have a discussion on the basic principles of the case, keeping in mind that knowledge of the specifics could change the circumstances.

by mojowo11 on Oct 29, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. But you and fourstick seem to miss the point

No law is being made here. These jurors listened to the evidence and determined that IT WAS THE BAT MAKER’S FAULT that this kid died. What I am saying is that if you were on the jury you could have voted against liability but other jurors may have disagreed. I don’t know how you can say it was not the bat makers fault without listening to the evidence.

How do you know this bat is as safe as any other bat?

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't know that, obviously

But Legion Ball does have bat rules, and I’ve played with all sorts of high-end aluminum bats in college, so I guess I just can’t see how this one would be significantly more dangerous than any other.

I could have my mind changed by the evidence, but I don’t have access to it, so here we are.

by mojowo11 on Oct 29, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And actually as I look a bit more

All the jury seems to have found is that the bat maker failed to warn of the risks. Typically to prevail on such a theory you will also have to prove that the warning would have prevented the claimed injury. So they may not have had to prove that this bat was more dangerous than other bats.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was it brought in federal or state court?

Because, we can have a real rip-roaring discussion after the Montana Supreme Court hands down its decision after the lone appeal.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know, but I suspect state

Hard to bring a products liability case in federal court. The plaintiffs would have wanted it in state court and would have argued that the company was not diverse because they sold bats throughout the state.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right

And the company would have tried to get it removed because they don’t want to try the case in the kid’s hometown.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well all they would have to do is name the store where he bought the bat

As a defendant to avoid diversity even if the company was diverse. No way they could get this removed (well actually they may have removed but it would be properly remanded).

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It wasn't his home town.

They were on the road. See below.

"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick

by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

State District court.

The accident happened in Lewis & Clark county, and the lawsuit was filed there.

"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick

by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again

should every buyer of every bat have to sign a waiver stating that the bat will only be used in certain situations and that they have reviewed the technical aspects of the bat and determined that the bat in question does not create an unreasonable risk to other players in the field of play?

That seems to be what you’re saying. I don’t see how the manufacturer of the bat can be held liable for it’s use. What if someone swung the bat and crushed the skull of someone else during the fight? Is that the bat manufacturer’s fault? What if two players are hitting in a batting cage with helmets on, the pitcher is throwing from 45 feet and takes on in the face? Is that the manufacturer’s issue?

The answer given by the jury is “Yes, it is, because they failed to warn anyone about their product”. I’ll ask again: Would a warning to purchasers of the bat in question have prevented this incident? I highly, HIGHLY doubt that is the case.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

rather than try to answer all these questions, i would suggest that

you look into these issues and take a course on it. it’s obvious they interest you. the answers are not something i could give in a little box on VEB.

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not going to respond to all of this

But a couple of quick points:

1. Bashing someone’s skull in with a bat is not the intended use and it would be very difficult to hold the manufacturer responsible for that or playing ball with hand grenades or many other silly things.

2. Again, I don’t know Montana law, but I suspect that they did have to show that but for the warning he would not have been injured. In other words they would have had to show that the decedent would have heeded the warning.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't even see how that is remotely possible
In other words they would have had to show that the decedent would have heeded the warning.

Again, I haven’t read the case itself nor do I know the facts involved.

I do however, have a really hard time believing that if the bat had a warning on it at the time of purchase, that:

  1. The warning would still be in place on the bat at the time of the at-bat preceding the fatal injury.
  2. That the bat in question, with the warning, would have been shown to the opposing pitcher prior to the game in question or the at-bat in question so that they could understand the risks involved with that type of bat.
  3. That the teams listed all bats and warnings about said bats on a sheet that was passed to both teams prior to the game starting or the at-bat taking place.

All of those situations would have been essential for “the decedent to have heeded the warning”, meaning that a warning simply was not and is currently not going to prevent this from happening again.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And thus if you were a juror

You could have voted against liability. I’m not saying I would have come out any differently than you. But I’m just explaining the system. Some jurisdictions don’t allow the defendants to argue that the warning would have been heeded.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understand the system

I understand how juries work. I also understand that it is within the judge’s right to vacate damages in a case such as this one, where it’s clear that the juries has made assumptions that it cannot reasonably prove.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly you don't

Judges don’t have “rights” per se. Appellate judges and usually there is more than one will decide whether there is some error of law which requires the case to be re-tried or the verdict to be reversed. I’m telling you this pretty unlikely here unless the judge erred in instructing the jury. The trial judge had some discretion to set aside the verdict if he thought it was manifest error, but he didn’t do so either after hearing all the evidence.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because, regardless of the evidence in the case

it’s nearly impossible to presume that this particular bat is any more dangerous than any other bat that could have been used in this situation. Which is why I view this decision as frivolous and ethically irresponsible.

What if this bat had been swung by a 17 year old scrawny kid? Perhaps he catches the line drive to end the inning. What if he had been in a better fielding position after pitching the baseball? Perhaps he would have fielded the ball or gotten out of the way. You can’t know ANY of these things, and until you do, you can’t blame the manufacturer of the bat itself, who had no determining factors in it’s use.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not to be insensitive

but was the young boy hit with the bat or a ball off the bat?

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Oct 29, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ball off the bat.

"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick

by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sorry

was replying to spants.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Oct 29, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was hit with the bat.

The boy swinging the full sized wooden bat was 5, and he was the next door neighbor.

I wasn’t comparing the situations directly. Obviously there are differences.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, i thought that was

the (unsaid) case, but just wanted to be sure.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Oct 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think you understand the concept of deterrence in tort law ...

the fact that Louisville Slugger has to pay the damages (regardless of what the parents do with it) is what matters as far as reducing the probability of injury to others.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correct

We are creating disincentives for company’s to make dangerous products.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, you're not

Your creating disincentives for them not to place warning stickers on their products and having purchasers sign waivers to prevent litigation.

You’re not preventing accidents, you’re tying the rest of us up in paperwork.

You know damn good and well that this incident could happen to any kid pitching in any league regardless of the bats being used. It’s happened to major leaguers, minor leaguers, high school kids, and Little Leaguers. Regardless of what bats they’re using, this can happen, so all Louisville Slugger can do is put a warning on the bats stating: “This bat may have higher exit speeds than a comparable wooden bat of the same size and length”. That’s what this litigation will do. Will it reduce incidents because people will be more aware? I doubt it. Will it reduce the number of bats sold? I doubt it. Riddell baseball helmets have the same warning on them, but I bet they don’t sell fewer helmets, because helmets are required to play baseball, and kids are going to keep playing baseball.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again they likely had to prove that a warning would have prevented the accident

It is for the jury to decide if they agree.

I personally don’t think a warning on the packaging of the bat is going to prevent such accidents but this jury found otherwise. Now the company can decide:

1. If it believes that a warning is appropriate and necessary and how it should be implented.
2. Whether it should continue making or marketing bats in this way.

Often a company will decide that it is not worth potential liability to keep making a potentially dangerous product even if they warn of the risks.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Often a company will decide that it is not worth potential liability to keep making a potentially dangerous product even if they warn of the risks.

I agree with this, but Louisville Slugger is not going to discontinue making bats, and they’d have to discontinue making all bats, because all bats are inherently dangerous even when used properly.

They will create a warning to absolve them of blame, but it will not prevent these incidents.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But other lawsuits can be brought

and this case can be used as evidence in those cases, when all of the evidence of this case may not be made available to the jury.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NO they can't

No trial lawyer worth his weight in salt and no judge who knows anything about law would ever allow the verdict in another unrelated case to be be admitted into evidence.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoops.

You’re already on it.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This case won't be used as evidence.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And can't

Unless the defendant has terrible lawyers.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you could have a first-year law student as counsel

and it wouldn’t be allowed in as evidence. No judge would allow it in.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

are we going to get into class actions now? yeah!

You’re exactly right – why should we bother with all these individual cases? Let’s do a class action where we align all the right incentives!

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because holding the manufacturer responsible

when there are clearly many other parties more directly responsible for the accident, is a completely baseless accusation. The only reason the bat manufacturer is being sued is because they have the ability to pay the damages. It’s not about anything else but monetary compensation for their lost son. You could, in descending order:

  1. Sue the coaches for not teaching the player to be in proper defensive position to avoid or catch a ball hit back at him. (They probably have waivers for this)
  2. Sue the American Legion for allowing teams to use these bats in the first place. (They probably also have waivers for this.)

Should the bat company have waivers before the purchase of any bat? Should bats cost $100 more per bat because of stupid legal bullshit like this?

Furthermore, any person walking onto a baseball field knows the inherent risks associated with playing baseball. A 1st base coach in AAA was killed by a line drive off a wooden bat while standing nearly twice as far away as this kid was, and he wasn’t even playing. Awarding this family money for this incident is assuming that they didn’t know the reasonable risks of this happening, which is empirically untrue, because they have stated they wanted to move to wooden bats and have done so since the incident. That alone absolved the company of any blame in the case itself. It’s horrifying, yes, but the percentage of kids injured or killed in this manner is so minute that it’s ridiculous to assert that anyone was “at fault”. The kid was 800X more likely to get killed in a car accident on the way to the game than to get killed in this manner. He was 4 times as likely to be struck by lightning in mid-wind up. How can you blame the bat manufacturer when there’s a reasonable risk involved in playing the sport, and the reasonable risk is so small that most leagues don’t even require a waiver for this particular incident.

Louisville Slugger doesn’t want to fight this because it’s bad PR for them to do so. It’s far cheaper for them to just pay this out and be done with it.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suspect they care less about a warning and more about creating a disincentive

For the company to make dangerous bats. If the bat companies believe there is a risk of being held liable for damages, they will likely make safer bats. This is pretty typical of the incentives for many tort cases.

I’m not saying that the parents don’t care about the money, but I think failure to warn is often a proxy claim to try to get the company to stop doing something dangerous.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

they will likely make safer bats

How do you make “safer” bats? Explain that to me? A bat itself is unsafe from the day it is made. It can cause injury based on it’s use, no matter how “safe” you make it.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a difference between injury and death

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which is likely why they argued a warning is required, because bats are inherently dangerous

But come on, some bats are safer than others, you have to understand that. Some bats are going to create more velocity than others right? I don’t know the physics of bat making but I know in our slow pitch league some have been banned because of the whipsaw effect which can be used to create additional velocity. A jury could decide ( they did not here) that bats that create this whipsaw and additional velocity are needlessly dangerous and award damages on this basis.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Albert Pujols

will create more velocity off of his bat than Brendan Ryan, so should Albert Pujols have to use a different bat that slows down the velocity to a “safe” level?

There are other factors here besides the bat in question, and you apparently aren’t looking at any of them.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we've been down this road before

it’s 40 pounds of birdshot around Albert’s neck to level the playing field

by brackenthebox on Oct 29, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

no doubt…

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wear headphones all the times

Well, not literally, but … literally? Wait, wait, I meant metaphorically. Although I can’t think of the metaphor at the … ow, that one hurt … what was I talking about?

Isn’t ADD grand?

Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.

by Solanus on Oct 29, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this would've made for a much better ending to the NLDS

George came back in with the beer, paused while a handicap signal shook him up. And then he sat down again. "You been crying?" he said to Hazel.
 
"Yup," she said,
 
"What about?" he said.
 
"I forget," she said. "Something real sad on television."
 
"What was it?" he said.
 
"It’s all kind of mixed up in my mind," said Hazel.
 
"Forget sad things," said George.
 
"I always do," said Hazel.
 
"That’s my girl," said George. He winced. There was the sound of a riveting gun in his head.
 
"Gee – I could tell that one was a doozy," said Hazel.
 
"You can say that again," said George.
 
"Gee –" said Hazel, "I could tell that one was a doozy."

by brackenthebox on Oct 29, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was unsure for a moment

I didn’t think “hazel” had anything to do with this discussion or that you thought “hazel” was that dim.

… oh … right – nevermind.

Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.

by Solanus on Oct 29, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Love that story...

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again simple legal principles here

The plaintiff would have to prove that my hypothetical bat is more dangerous. The defendant can and will argue that it was just Pujols super human strength and that the pitcher assumed the risk.

The jury decides.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My argument

is that the jury was wrong. Is that so hard to believe? Their decision has to be based on the circumstantial opinion that “this bat was more dangerous than other bats in the given situation” when that is literally impossible to know.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You are entitled to think that you would have voted differently

I have no problem with that. Every jury decision is limited to the evidence which was presented and the law on which they are instructed.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Further

If all bats are inherently dangerous, then why should we have warnings attached to them at all? At that point, it’s reasonable to assume that any bat is dangerous. Just like it’s reasonable to assume that all guns are dangerous, as Solanus says in his post.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which I would

and I’m sure an appeals judge will see it this way based on the evidence I have seen in the case.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What evidence?

Do you have any understanding of how difficult it can be to overturn a jury’s verdict? I wouldn’t be surprised at all if manufacturer doesn’t appeal this. 850k is really a small amount compared to the costs of litigation. Now if the jury finds them liable for punitives there is likely to be an appeal as to the reasonableness of the award.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think they'll appeal it either

Even though they probably should.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we've created the right incentives...

Louisville Slugger will figure out to create safer bats if it wants to remain a profitable company. Tort law really is a wonderful tool of the people.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But you haven't

as I’ve been arguing all along. Tort law is a wonderful tool, but in this case it will not prevent further accidents, because these type of accidents cannot be prevented by making changes that would have prevented this case from being brought.

Good grief! Why is that so hard to understand!

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You must not be making your case

as well as the plaintiffs made theirs.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Different realm in the actual case...

If this case had been tried in a different state I would nearly guarantee different results.

I would also guess that it would be very difficult for the defendant to get a fair trial in this instance because of the nature of the issue at hand, the jury pool to select jurors out of, and the broad knowledge of the case.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know,

there are FAR GREATER injustices with our legal system than worrying about a judgment of less than a million dollars.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

but this issue is an example of one in particular, and it resonates with me because there’s no fucking way to make the world completely free of risks that might kill you.

If they didn’t want their son killed by playing baseball, then he shouldn’t have been playing baseball. But by playing baseball, there’s a 0.00001% chance he might get killed by a line drive. You’re assuming that risk when you step on the field. Similarly, if they are looking to prevent risks of this nature from killing their son, they should lock him up in a room in the house and not allow him to do anything, because just about anything he could do would be more risky in terms of death than playing baseball. The risk is so fucking small that it’s ridiculous to assert that suing the bat manufacturer will prevent this occurrences in the future.

I keep trying to say that cases like these are a very slippery slope. There is not always someone “responsible” or “at fault” when someone dies in an accident. Sometimes accidents just happen. We, as a society, are always looking for someone to pin the blame on so that we can get “restitution” from them, to harm them in some way so that they feel our pain. It’s an extension of the “eye-for-an-eye”, only using legal means to do so, and it’s really not good for anyone involved.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could argue...

…that the pitching coach who didn’t teach him to finish in a safe position is more liable.

I won’t pitch a pitcher unless he finishes with his gloves in the neighborhood of his head and his sternum, which are the two greatest areas of vulnerability.

by thepainguy on Oct 29, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a dangerous sentiment

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Oct 29, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's really not.

And I’ve wasted too much time talking about this.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's possible to engineer a bat...

…so that it performs no better than a reference wood bat (or some performance standard).

Golf already does that, so it’s clearly possible.

All MLB needs to do is create an “Iron Albert”.

IMO, that is the preferred option because it addresses both the performance and cost concerns.

by thepainguy on Oct 29, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not the point

The issue at hand here is that the jury found that if the batter had been using a wooden bat, or another aluminum bat determined as “safe” or “safer”(for which there is no determined standard or “level of negligence”) that this young man would not have been killed by the line drive.

There is clearly a preponderance of evidence to the contrary. There have been players killed by line drives off of wooden bats. Base coaches now have to wear helmets because of the Coolbaugh incident in which he was clearly farther away than this young man was when the ball struck him.

In other words, you can’t claim that Louisville Slugger made a model of bat that was inherently “unsafe” when a bat that has been determined as “safe”, by the plaintiffs own admission, can cause similar injury and loss of life. No bat is safe in the hands of a batter trying to hit a baseball, therefore, there is no evidence that can allow the plaintiff here to claim that their son did not understand the “reasonable risk” he was taking by playing the game of baseball, and that the baseball bat company is liable because they didn’t have specific safety warnings placed on all baseball bats that it has manufactured.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The jury was clearly and simply wrong

It’s impossible for them (or anyone) to know that.

I’m just concerned about managing the risk (which will always be present).

by thepainguy on Oct 29, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The risks,

as presented here are minimal when compared to other sports. I quote:

Baseball averages about six injuries to every 1,000 games and practices, Sterup said, adding this is far fewer than in other sports, such as football. People are 800 percent more likely to be injured while driving a car than playing baseball, he stated.

6/1000 = 0.6% likelihood of being INJURED. I would guess that it’s about 1,000, 10,000, or 100,000 times less likely to be killed.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think, based on a purely ROI basis...

…you’d be better off trying to solve the problem of concussions in football.

The beauty is that you could probably also solve the pitched ball to the head problem at the same time (using the same technology).

by thepainguy on Oct 29, 2009 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The New Yorker

ran a Gladwell article on football and head injuries recently.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very well done article as well.

There was also in article in GQ and another one in a newspaper I read recently about head injuries in football.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 30, 2009 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here is the story that ran the

day the trial started if anyone is interested.
Linky
And one about the team using wood bats now.

"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick

by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a telling quote
The trial is expected to last at least two weeks.

That article ran on the 20th, it is now the 29th and we already have a jury verdict. Seems fast to me, almost predetermined.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Oct 29, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As I and fourstick

basically said…Louisville Slugger got hometowned. I’m sure they knew it was gonna happen when they showed up.

"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick

by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, agreed.

Why they didn’t file for change of venue I really don’t understand. They should have just settled out of court if they knew they were going to lose, rather than let this go in the books as case law.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right.

Because it’s based on the unique facts of the case.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Partially

But more correctly, trial court decisions and verdicts have absolutely no precedential value. I can’t sue Slugger tomorrow and argue that they have already been found liable by one jury so I win too. Just not how the legal system works.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right

The facts from case-to-case are never identical. The jury assigns fault based on its findings of fact. So, there isn’t precential value to jury decisions.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey guys

Is it because this was a jury trial it has no precential value at all or does it make it less likely to be used as precedent because it was a jury trial? Hope that made sense.

by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 29, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trial court decisions and jury verdicts

Have no precedential value for a variety of reasons. They are as bgh explained based on the specific facts of each case. So for example, if some other kid dies from a similar incident the defendant gets to put on their own defense and is not limited by what happened in the first trial time. Even the judge’s rulings are not precedential except as between the parties in this specific case.

In some very narrow circumstances you can offensively use the outcome of one case against the same defendant but it is very hard to meet this test.

Now, if this case goes up on appeal, the appellate court’s decision will have some precedential value in Montana courts and some persuasive value to other courts (this means it is not binding but something that could be considered in interpreting law). But the issues on appeal are typically very narrow. Here it could be something like whether the jury was properly instructed on the what the law requires for a failure to warn. This could be important but the appellate court seldom reversed the jury’s verdict on appeal. This requires a very high threshold showing, typically that no reasonable jury could have found for the plaintiff.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't say appellate courts "seldom" reverse

but it is somewhat difficult to get them to

by saladdays on Oct 29, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

To reverse jury verdicts?

I’m not saying reverse any ruling or judgment, but verdicts in particular are pretty hard to overturn.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

my bad. I was thinking rulings in general

by saladdays on Oct 30, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this only specific to civil cases?

For instance, I remember cable TV debating the Lacy Peterson murder. There were two counts, one for her and one for the baby/fetus. Talking heads debated the precedent this would set. I was taking a bunch of legal studies classes at the time, but I don’t remember all the details.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in that case they were probably talking about "precedent"

in the way prosecutors would enforce a criminal statute related to killing a pregnant women (say, two counts vs. one count of murder).

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that is probably right

Consider the O’Fallon woman’s case that was tried out here in LA. If she was found guilty (which I think she may have been) there is no real precedential value unless she appeal the verdict and the appellate court finds that as a matter of law there is no criminal liability for pretending to be someone on the interpret under whatever statute was at issue.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How were they going to get a new venue?

There’s no basis for getting a new venue when the case is brought in the county where the injury occurred.

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe they wanted it in montana

far from the madding crowd? i don’t know, but it’s one theory.

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by cardball on Oct 29, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a civil trial....

MT (and I’d assume most states) requires that such cases be filed in the county where it took place.

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by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK

just know alot of cases are filed in madison co,, illinois that didn’t occur there, from what i read. it’s notorious.

"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."

by cardball on Oct 29, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These are typically class actions

That is correct. Madison, County has been named a judicial hellhole along with certain areas of Texas, Mississippi and various other states.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's ridiculous.

The length of the trial has nothing to do with jury deliberations. I’ve seen trials where the lawyers thought it would take four days and the case wound up taking eight days. The expected length of the trial has to do with the number of witnesses anticipated to be called and an estimation on how long each individual witness’ testimony will take. It has nothing to do with jury deliberations, which take place after the trial.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understand that

but for a case that was expected to take 2 weeks of trial time to be wrapped up and the jury back in just over 1 and a half is quite fishy. I am not sure when the trial finished but for the jury to already be done it had to have finished much sooner than expected. And for a case with close to $1M in settlement only 2 weeks of trial seems awefully short.

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by StLHugo on Oct 29, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trials

We don’t know what the reporter based that statement on. What I suspect happened is what happens whenever attorneys schedule a trial. They looked at the evidence they need to present and the witnesses they expect to call. At the scheduling conference, the lawyers and the court administrator then scheduled the trial for more days than what they anticipated, to be on the safe side. Also keep in mind that this was scheduled probably a year ahead of the actual trial. Witness lists and evidence changes, as does strategy through the course of trial. So, for a trial to take, say, 7 weekdays instead of 10 isn’t really that unusual.

Also, you would be shocked at how short the length of jury deliberations can be.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone needs to tell these people

that “correlation does not equal causation”. One million internet dollars says that half these parents don’t vaccinate their children either, because of baseless and pseudo-scientific fears about them causing autism.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. 4 Starter

Goold reports for the P-D on the 2010 rotation:

Smoltz and the Cardinals have expressed mutual interest — and reiterated it privately, sources said — in having the veteran and almost-certain Hall of Famer return as a potential fourth starter.

General manager John Mozeliak said the preference is to fill the fifth spot from within. That opens the opportunity to lefty Jaime Garcia and righty Mitchell Boggs, or possibly Class AAA starter P.J. Walters. Blake Hawksworth was effective as a reliever and the Cardinals are reluctant to shift him.

It’s definitely worth a read as it has who Duncan thinks should win the Cy Young, what Duncan thinks of Jaime Garcia, Duncan’s view of Boggs, and more. Very much pertinent for our discussion today.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 10:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just asked you if you read that

I posted my comment right after you posted this, guess I should have viewed the new comment first.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Oct 29, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Glad to see that Duncan

likes Boggs in the bullpen.

I think seeing if he has found his calling in the bullpen will be one of the more interesting stories this spring.

I think he can be a real force out of the bullpen with his stuff.

You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-- Earl Weaver

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 29, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hawks really took to the bullpen

which is mainly why I think he’s not going to start. they left him out there too long, and Frankie’s boys adopted him. watch next year for stunning Canadian facial hair, gawww.

“Boggsy” is Wainer’s buddy and thus, somehow, Carp’s pet project. Can the team leader luggage command into Boggs’s game? we shall see.

And finally,
JAIME GARCIA

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TV ending
"Boggsy" is Wainer’s buddy and thus, somehow, Carp’s pet project. Can the team leader luggage command into Boggs’s game? we shall see.

“Can the dynamic duo of Carp and Waino harness Boggsy’s abilities and turn him into a force from the ’pen? Tune in next year to find out. Same Card-time; same Card-channel!”

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we have *so many* sitcoms in production from this year's VEB

there was one with Dave Duncan, even.

many of them are Lugo-related.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This could be an A-Team or Knight Rider type of show, I think...

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The VEB channel would be hilarious

Kind of esoteric though… not sure if our sponsors could be convinced to stay on.
I’ll bet some of the programs could become “cult classic” hits on dvd, though.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've got to figure out a way to methodically search through the year

it would take me a weekend… if SBN cooperated. that’s really the problem, the load times are prohibitively slow. I could speed-read two threads in the time it takes to load one.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so VEB = Nick at Nite?

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could you elaborate?

I’m not sure what you are getting at.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we're filling the rotation with Smoltz + Garcia

They have 30M to spend. What other holes aside from LF are there assuming they’re also going with Freese?

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 29, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would love to acquire a righty reliever.

Since TLR covets Proven Veterans, I’d like to get one as a set-up man. I imagine we’ll also spend $2MM on Larue.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just telling myself this,

so that I don’t freak out when I read about his contract.

He was worth around $1.4MM this year.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Regardless of their intentions

the front office could be talking up internal options to aid in negotations with FAs.

by brackenthebox on Oct 29, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very good point.

I wouldn’t mind making a bet on a high-upside scrap off the heap for the rotation. Have Smoltz, Garcia, and that scrap compete in Spring Training.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did anyone else read this as Dave Duncan's way of sticking it to Strauss?

there was more content in this article than anything Strauss got from Dunc all season

"There's a lot of things we say that don't make sense to our viewers. Okay, primarily me." ~Al Hrabosky~

by YesWeOquendo on Oct 29, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd

You can't sit on a lead and run a few plays into the line and just kill the clock. You've got to throw the ball over the goddamn plate and give the other man his chance. That's why baseball is the greatest game of them all.
-- Earl Weaver

by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 29, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unsurprisingly, XKCD hits the nail on the head

Linky

Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.

by Solanus on Oct 29, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh heh. That's a classic one.

Poor Leibniz. He’s one of the most important thinkers that most people have probably never heard of.
Although, I think the standard notation that is used today is based on his work rather than Newton’s, so he won in the end.
Take that, Newton.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never verified this, but I read (when that comic came out)

that Leibniz actually coined the term derivative, adding another element to the comic.

by brackenthebox on Oct 29, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coolness. I hope that is true.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What have I started?!

I already regret bringing the 4-panel to the board, haha

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Oct 29, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I actually follow the webcomic that came up with that

So I might have done this on my own anyway.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 30, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which one is that?!

I found it via a place that rules 1 and 2 prohibit me from mentioning.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Oct 30, 2009 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a comic called "Bigger than Cheeses"

Which is a pun off of “Bigger than Jesus” a la John Lennon. It’s just a goofy webcomic about various stuff.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 30, 2009 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

P.S. I love the internet...

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 30, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

7.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Oct 30, 2009 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome site. Bookmarked...

…also…what’s so bad about peeing in the shower?! A drain is a drain.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Oct 30, 2009 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"You're pregnant...

“With CANCER”

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 30, 2009 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Chuck (the TV show, not "b")

Whether or not NBC would renew Chuck was a topic on this board last spring after the sterling end of the season. Well, good news, for Chuck fans out there. NBC seems to be heading toward cancelling Trauma, and has increased its Chuck episode order from 13 to 19, meaning we may be celebrating the New Year with a January season premiere of Chuck. Per Variety:

N[BC] picked up 13 episodes of “Chuck” for midseason, and wasn’t expected to bring the series back until March, after the Winter Olympics.

But now that it has canceled “Southland,” and “Trauma” appears unlikely to get a back nine order, Peacock may be plotting an earlier return – perhaps in January – for “Chuck.” Hence the decision to expand the show’s third season to 19 episodes.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 11:24 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i have heard this

and it makes me happy…more Yvonne Strahovski for everyone!

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Oct 29, 2009 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is good news

Southland and Trauma are/were horrible shows. Horrible. Can I say horrible one more time? Sure, there you go.

These networks know nothing about creating buzz about a show. Nothing. Look at Mad Men. Dexter. True Blood. Sons of Anarchy. They don’t advertise the holy living shit out of the shows before they ever hit the air. They let you know the date and time of the premiere, and then they let the shows find an audience and build through buzz. ABC is starting to figure this out, and hence, they’re starting to get more hit shows.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just wish Firefly had been given half a chance

to screw with the order of the shows and mess with times and then cancel it with no real chance was just a mistake to me. I really hope the rights to Firefly can somehow end up in the hands of SyFy.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Oct 29, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I used to wish for this.

But now Fillion is under contract with ABC, Adam Baldwin is under contract with NBC, Summer Glau is under contract with Fox (and I’m looking forward to her Dollhouse premiere), and Morrena Baccarin is under contract with ABC for “V.” I don’t think that we will ever see “Firefly” again, even though I saw “Serenity” three times in the theater.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Firefly or Farscape

I’ve actually resorted to reading fanfic for Firefly, although that seems to have a slight P-D feel as you have to sort through the dross to find truly inspired creations.

Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.

by Solanus on Oct 29, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, fanfiction is a real "diamond in the rough" scenario.

Farscape is one of those shows I’ll bet I would like but haven’t ever checked out.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am nerdy as well

And I loved it. If I lived near to you, I’d let you borrow the entire series on DVD, all 4 seasons, plus the slapped on series finale movie.

I can’t honestly say I know enough embarassing facts about you to consider you my friend, though. But then again, I don’t frequent the game threads very often.

Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.

by Solanus on Oct 29, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am a big Babylon V convert.

Is that embarrassing or not? It’s hard for me to tell these days.
Also, the fact that I stuck with Babylon V long enough to get to the good seasons tells you that I am willing to give most sci-fi shows a chance as long as they hold a respectable amount of promise, meaning I would probably like Farscape.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Babylon 5 was what the elitist nerds liked

you’d probably like Farscape.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Babylon 5's

first season gets better every time I watch it

Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Oct 29, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's good to know.

There were some cringe-inducing parts when I first watched through it, much like TNG. Also it’s amazing how far the special effects progressed from the first season, which makes sense because CGI was developing so rapidly in the 90’s when it was being made.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They do advertise the living shit out of the shows.

Nurse Jackie took over the billboards in St. Louis over the summer, and Dexter hit the same boards this fall. But only for 2 weeks to a month before the show airs. Plus, stylistically, the ads for those shows are better. Maybe because the shows are better.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm talking about the premiers of the show's first season.

Literally, I couldn’t watch NBC fall and spring without seeing an ad for Southland. By the time the show premiered I was ready for them to cancel the show. I already had backlash and I hadn’t even seen the show yet.

The only reason I caught Mad Men’s first ever episode was because a friend of mine works with January Jones’ mother (who lives in Des Moines), and we got on the topic of what she was doing in Hollywood when I happened to run into them at a restaurant opening. So I watched the show.

There’s something to be said for not shoving your content at people every second you can — people end up hating you for it. The same thing has happened with shows that were actually pretty good, like DirtySexyMoney, Love Monkey, and so on.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I understand that.

Cable shows advertise off their networks, too. They run magazine ads, billboard ads, newspaper ads, etc. NBC runs NBC promos which is annoying as shit.

On the other hand, shows that aren’t promoted (Arrested Development!) or marketed properly (Arrested Development) go off the air.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know what happened to Arrested Development

but they advertised the hell out of it in the second season. I think it was just a hard show to break into if you started midstream.

by brackenthebox on Oct 29, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That

and they kept switching the night.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not to sound like a douche

but it was too smart to succeed on TV. A lot of people just didn’t “get it.”

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 29, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would've been fine on cable.

And plenty of people “get it” now that it’s off the air. If that show came out today, it’d be a huge hit.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Changing around when a show airs has got to be brutal unless the show is already very well established

The same thing happened with Firefly I believe.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Firefly

got the Fox “Friday night death slot” and then little in the way of advertising help on top of showing it off and on before cancelling it, as I recall. Basically, setting it up to fail, or, not having realistic expectations for that time slot after The X Files phenomenon.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lots of networks do that.

It’s so stupid. NBC did that to Freaks and Geeks.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup

The crucial pilot episode was aired seventh, I think? Something like that. Firefly had a nice mix of being an episodic show but still having an interesting central plot that develops episode to episode. And they kind of messed with that by showing them out of order. Why would any network show any program out of order? It’s not like a show having a “plot” is a new concept or something.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They should run it on FX before Sunny.

"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick

by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a great idea!

Unfortunately, half of those actors have moved on to bigger and better things.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont know if this has been mentioned but

they are re-running the entire series on IFC in hour blocks…it was on last Monday but i dont know if that is its normal slot…

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Oct 29, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NBC exec quote

Something along the lines of: “I guarantee that NBC will turne a profit with its 10 p.m. slot [9 p.m. CST] this year.” At least they are honest about their motivations.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he sucks, so it's bad for TV.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 29, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's bad for TV

because so many people like him that they’re flipping over from CBS and ABC.

I’m not watching him, but I also don’t watch CBS and ABC.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And because he sucks.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 29, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He does.

But he’s making money for NBC, so he doesn’t.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is he making them though as much money

If they had 5 quality shows in their place? It seems like a conservative approach to TV management.

by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 29, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Production costs.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's very conservative,

and I’m betting the profit margin is way higher. The production costs are so, so low.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no cite

but overheard a radio report that NBC would save something like 1 billion by using the Leno show instead of running “new” product. Again, I have no cite and don’t know if they meant saving a billion in a year or the life of Leno’s contract. But it was huge money.

by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 29, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does any network have 2 quality shows?

Does network TV even have 1 quality show? I haven’t been interested in a network show in a long, long time. Between the over laugh-tracked “comedies” and absolutely ridiculous and unoriginal plot lines of the dramas, everything I’ve seen on any of them is legitimately bad. Maybe I’m forgetting something, but from House to Two and a Half Men, to Lost, they’re all crap.

I’ll take Dexter and Always Sunny for my viewing pleasure. Hell, The League looks funnier than any network show.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 29, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the NBC Thursday night comedies well enough.

I really enjoy Parks and Recreation (Ken Tremendous of FJM being a writer might have something to do with that) and 30 Rock. I also like Community and The Office, although I wouldn’t call Community the gold standard of TV or anything.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I watch

The Office, 30 Rock, and Parks and Rec (way better this season!) and that’s it for network TV for me.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The office = epic

Lie to Me, House, and now Modern Family on ABC is gold.

That’s all the network I watch…but I do watch a shit ton of reruns like Friends, Scrubs, and Frasier.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Oct 29, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Modern Family is very enjoyable.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

House is on Fox.

And I don’t like it.

I haven’t sen Lie to Me or Modern Family.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I forgot the Office

But even that has kinda gone down hill somewhat IMO.

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 29, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree

parks and rec blow it out the water so far this season

by FunkeeC on Oct 29, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the michael dating pam's mom

is epic. I had to stop watching the episodes at work because I couldn’t control my laughing

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"

by rocKStark5 on Oct 29, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fox does

“Fringe” and “24” are must see TV for me. Great shows, and Dollhouse is pretty damn good as well.

ABC has “Modern Family”, which is fucking hilarious, Desparate Housewives (not my fav, but it gets great ratings), Greys Anatomy (ditto), and Brothers and Sisters. Castle is also pretty good for what it is.

CBS pretty much sucks, imo, especially since it looks like they cancelled The Unit, which was far and away their best written show. Having David Mamet involved probably didn’t hurt things.

I watch The Office on NBC, and that’s it.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

That kid is hilarious.

by OCCardsFan on Oct 29, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the fat gay bf kills me, dude is so funny

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by gdm426 on Oct 29, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the clueless dad is almost as funny as him too

in the last scene of last nights show when he was screaming

“don’t pull over! don’t pull over! i got priors!”


had me almost falling out of my chair laughing. it was so very, very good

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by gdm426 on Oct 30, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'M GOING TO BREAK THE WINDOW!

I’M GOING TO BREAK THE WINDOW!

did that come from space?

he’s sooooo good

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by gdm426 on Oct 30, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nickleback makes money.

Are you going to go on record and say Nickleback doesn’t suck?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 29, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nickleback is teh AWEEESOME!!!

"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick

by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody does.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 29, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In fairness,

they were the ones who wanted to anoint Conan and then not have an idea for what to do at 9 PM.

"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller

by fourstick on Oct 29, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didnt like Leno before...

but NBC canceled Life so that no talent ass clown could do his little show and save money, so now I really dont like him…buh bye NBC

I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!

by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The product.

I think the reason NBC basically shoves shows down our throats with promos is that they aren’t good. Name the last good NBC drama. “Chuck” is good, but it’s not really a drama. I guess “Heroes” was good for a while. They need to come up with something new and engaging, as cable seems to know how to do very, very well.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ER

ER was their last good drama, and it wore off in the later seasons.

"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."

by StLHugo on Oct 29, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would have been my guess.

Although, I liked “Journeyman” quite a bit. Nobody else did, it seems. Or, nobody else watched.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My husband and I watched Journeyman.

It wasn’t the best show, but it was enjoyable enough.

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Journeyman

I enjoyed that show as well. Started watching it because of the actor from Rome which was a great series on HBO

by brafi on Oct 29, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hill Street Blues?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 29, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheers

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by gdm426 on Oct 29, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you thought Cheers was a drama

you have a very odd outlook on life.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 29, 2009 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

USA does a great job with their shows

there isn’t a shown on that network that i don’t enjoy

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 29, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like USA but FX is the best cable network

Rescue Me, Sunny, Nip/Tuck (although this year has sucked), The League looks great and Sons of Anarchy is the best hour on TV and has surpassed House on my list of must watch dramas. it is amazing.

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Oct 29, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The League looks so awesome

“You’re going to jail for 5 years, and I lost Adrian Peterson”

Not afraid to nitpick

by joker24 on Oct 29, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i like southland & TNT is about to seal the deal to pick it up

i only saw the first 4 episodes though, and it was surprisingly good

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by gdm426 on Oct 29, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hells yea

"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister

by VolsnCards5 on Oct 29, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My silly guesses:

Boggs: 35,7,75,5,5,10,44,75,4.23,1.30

Hawksworth: 45,2,70,5,2,7,25,50,2.75,1.20

Garcia: 25,25,140,10,82,25,40,100,3.75,1.10

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 12:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: Do ML hitting coaches know what they are talking about?

Here’s a rather sad video clip of Don Mattingly demonstrating that he knows little to nothing about hitting mechanics and how good hitters (including himself) actually hit the ball…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKXkatLA-Fw&feature=channel

The straight to the baseball mechanics that he demonstrates are best typified by the swing of (wait for it)…

Joe Thurston.

At 1:37, when he starts talking about dropping the bat and the bat looping like a chain, and how that’s bad, he is actually describing a good swing.

My hope is that McGwire understands this better than Mattingly, but the odds are against it. Heck Tony Gwynn spent thousands of hours studying video and he doesn’t understand this.

by thepainguy on Oct 29, 2009 12:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this guy is a professional hitting coach

i dont know whether to laugh or cry…

Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...

by nomar34 on Oct 29, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A professional hitting coach who apparently hasn't looked at a SINGLE video clip

In most cases, all you have to do is look at one clip to see that these ideas are wrong.

However, I’ve come to learn that paradigm blindness is a serious problem.

by thepainguy on Oct 29, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

his wife must have done something to him

that’s beyond insane

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by gdm426 on Oct 29, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anne Meriwether was a See you Next Tuesday.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 29, 2009 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

apparently

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by gdm426 on Oct 29, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm actually very interested in this topic

How can these guys hold these views, even in the face of contradictory video evidence?

Are they confusing feel with reality? Are they not that bright?

If they don’t use video, then why in God’s name not?

by thepainguy on Oct 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think many, not all, are stuck with the belief

that they didn’t use video in the past, and they did just fine without it so they don’t need it now. very stupid & archaic, but i think thats the problem.

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by gdm426 on Oct 29, 2009 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: sigh of relief?

Burwell got some quotes from Pujols on his radio show this morning, and Bernie typed them up: linky.

Hallelujah.

Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!

by timmycardinals on Oct 29, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you

That made my day.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The relevant quote, in a red box
"The fans know and the Cardinals know that I want to be a Cardinal for my whole career," Pujols said. "I love this city. The way that this city has embraced me and my family, I don’t deserve the city to do that. And when you hear all of the players that come around to this town and say, ‘You guys are lucky that you are playing in St. Louis,’ we have the best fans. I want to be a Cardinal for the rest of my career.

"And what I told those people (in the D.R.) was ‘Listen, why do people keep talking about my contract? I have two years (left) and we don’t have to worry about it.’ You know the Cardinals need to worry about signing Matt Holliday and all the free agents. There’s no rush for me to sign right now, you know? But if they come tomorrow and say ‘Albert, you know, we want to lock you up,’ — hey they know that we’re open to that.

"But I think part of that was (me) putting things in their place and the Cardinals don’t have to rush to sign me right now because we still have two years. But I’d love to finish my career here. And all that got all confused, or whatever, maybe because of the way that I said it. But people know that I want to be a Cardinal for the rest of my life. I’ve said it in the past."

So there you go. He said is about five times in the span of those three paragraphs. He wants to stay.

by mojowo11 on Oct 29, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we should still make him pie.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wanting and doing are 2 different things.

Finish in 4th place the next two years and let’s see what happens.

by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 29, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw the trailer for "New Moon" or whatever last night.

I have to disagree. Here it is.

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick

by RiverRat on Oct 29, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seconded.

And I hate Twilight.

Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?

by ClemsonGirl on Oct 29, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way.

At least it’s mentally stimulating conversation about reality, and not dreck about dreck written for fans of dreck.

But yeah, you people should make some projections, dammit!

by spants on Oct 29, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not feeling very projectiony for these guys

they’ll all be stuck in the pen & not allowed to make a big impact on the season

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by gdm426 on Oct 29, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lets combine these two sub threads of law taking and tv

and talk about god damn Night Court.

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 29, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Alright funny guy

Well laugh all you want, but when you die you’ll have to go to heaven, and you know what, you know what? I bet you run into those two dead bailiff ladies from Night Court, and you’re not going to know which ones which and it’s going to be really awkward, so bite me.

"There are three things the average man thinks he can do better than anybody else: build a fire, run a hotel and manage a baseball team."- Rocky Bridges

by That's a Winner on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lawyers suck ass.

Real question: Why don’t the Cards have more switch hitters?

by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because switch-hitting is a dying aspect of the game of baseball.

Unfortunately. Long live Whiteyball!

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."

--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS

by bgh on Oct 29, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

updated the glossary with everything except 'dingers'

I also added DJ Tools… do any of the other prospects have nicknames not covered? I think I got pretty much everyone who got a cup of coffee, save Boggs.

After some thought, I added all the magic terms except for “a wizard”.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

G,GS,IP,W,L,HR,BB,K,ERA,WHIP

Boggs:
53, 1, 53.2, 3, 2, 7, 26, 46, 3.36, 1.39

Hawksworth:
32, 8, 80, 1, 7, 6, 34, 41, 5.44, 1.24

Garcia:
25, 18, 130, 11, 5, 19, 117, 48, 3.84, 1.26

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus

by hazel on Oct 29, 2009 2:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what the helll are these?

"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon

by Alxfritz on Oct 29, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

legal cases currently pending against Easton and DeMarini

concerning the waste of beer knocked out of a cooler by dangerous batted balls into the dugout

by FunkeeC on Oct 29, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you di'nt.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

btw for small fonts

see if you can turn off anti-aliasing, and your tiny font ought to come out pixelly.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That might be a little too much

I’m just using Paint on my work laptop (I’m about to get some work done, honest) and I can’t even figure out how to change the font size. Because it’s Paint, and Paint kinda sucks.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ew, paint.

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, my resources are limited right now.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's really in the saving-as

which of course paint sucks at

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Download Paint.net.

Great alternative to Photoshop when in a pinch.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Oct 29, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, I have a portable copy of it on my flash-drive

…for the rare occasions when I’m away from my computer.

BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS

by vexedtechie on Oct 29, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good info guys, thanks.

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.

by mattybobo on Oct 30, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need to ask this

Can you fix the damn 3rd pic in lower left? There are 2 pairs of sunglasses. It’s driving me nuts!

by sdrone on Oct 29, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's part of the joke

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT

by Yadi2Second on Oct 29, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

that’s how it works, yes?

the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus

by tom s. on Oct 29, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs