Tuesday Morning Open Thread
Hey, guys. I'm not sure if anybody is going to put up a main thread today; Dan is (I assume), still off in the Far East somewhere attempting to bring us back some pitching talent, so just in case, I'll toss up this thread for everybody to use. Discuss whatever you like.
News of the moment:
I think the McGwire talk has mostly been pretty well covered, but what about the rest of the coaching staff? Dave Duncan is back after his hissy fit, Jose Oquendo still doesn't seem to be getting much love for other team's managerial jobs. Am I the only one a little nonplussed by the lack of new coaching blood?
Aroldis Chapman looks to be too expensive for the Cards. Not surprised, but it is concerning.
Mike Scioscia is pissed about the postseason schedule. I have to say, I agree. No way in hell this shit should take a month.
I'll see you all tomorrow with a full post.
Oh, and just for JD, a shout-out for his green comment yesterday.
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Mike Sciosa SHOULD be mad
about
1. schedule. It’s dumb.
2. Umpiring. It’s worse than the schedule and his team seems to see the worst of it every time they make the postseason.
by sdrone on Oct 27, 2009 11:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
but under his control and the biggest thing he should be worried about
was his horrible managing during the series
by FunkeeC on Oct 27, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Durst

John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 27, 2009 11:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
FAIL
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 27, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
But not because it wasn’t the first post. Because you posted a picture of Fred Durst.
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Offseason Rumors : Me :: Unicorn Blood : Voldemort
by Cardinals645 on Oct 27, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and that's the dude you gave a shot out too
what the fuck where you thinking red?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Oct 27, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teehee, Bizkit randomly popped up on my Pandora station...
..felt like I had to come here and announce it.
Insta-thumbs-down.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
by vexedtechie on Oct 27, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like

Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
by jacksonian on Oct 28, 2009 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just seeing a picture of this douche pisses me off
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 29, 2009 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A Post-season schedule
I’ve always thought there should be many fewer off days during each series. Play the first round in 5 days (Tues-Sat. and Weds-Sun) the first week. Then play the next round Tues-Weds, Fri-Sun, Tues-Weds. The World Series would then have started last weekend and we would be in the middle of it now (even perhaps over). I would even favor playing the second and third rounds in 7 days each, with no off days. After all, during the year the teams that win have deep starting pitching staffs. That should also count during the post-season. As it is now, a few very good starting pitchers often take their team to victory, not what counts during the regular season.
by CRay on Oct 27, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
untrue on Oquendo
It took me about five minutes to figure out what Tony was obliquely hinting at (more oblique than usual, so, y’know…) but he joked (really, Tony? you are so weird) that only one guy didn’t want him to come back.
Now, I could be wrong. You really have to watch the tape because as usual it doesn’t translate to quotations well. It was expected but it was still a shock to know that Oquendo really is next in line.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 11:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I said other teams.
As in, I haven’t heard his name come up in the discussions for candidates to fill other team’s managerial openings.
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then you should have said,
teams’ . . . s-apostrophe.
by 643 on Oct 27, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are technically correct.
The best kind of correct.
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was also
loop-thrown when I read the original. No problem, though. With the volume of content that you guys produce, I’m always amazed there aren’t many more such flubs. That’s one of the main reasons I keep reading this trash, really: The hosts can actually write.
by 643 on Oct 27, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a letter from the Central Bureaucracy!
“You are about to get a letter from the Central Bureaucracy.”
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
by andi_k on Oct 27, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Oct 27, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahahaha
Love me some Futurama
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain
by Taskmaster on Oct 27, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah, my bad
they might know he’s locked up with the Cards. who knows. for one thing, as stupid as Houston is conducting itself, why wouldn’t they even put him on the long list? They’re considering Garner, even.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
isnt that RB's point?
that if even houston isnt considering him, maybe thats a sign of how he is regarded around the league
by FunkeeC on Oct 27, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my first sentence: they might know he's locked up with the Cards.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why would he be 'locked up'
why would he turn down the chance to interview for a job because of some job he may never get? doesnt make much sense to me.
by FunkeeC on Oct 27, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
y'know, never mind.
I don’t feel like extending this thread by re-posting the thread.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
10 IF "oquendo_job_offer"=NO THEN "respect_around_league"=NO
20 IF “locked_by_cards”=YES THEN “oquendo_job_offer”=NO
30 GOTO 10
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 27, 2009 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
amazing, really.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's basic, really
Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.
by Solanus on Oct 28, 2009 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had a dream last night that the Cardinals resigned Chris Duncan
I even remember in my dream I was like “WTF! The Cardinals resigned Chris Duncan!”. So he was up to at bat. Then I remember him getting a hit and after rounding first he pulled his groin. He was the ground hurt after the first at bat back. That was end of my Cardinal related dream and onto my Harry Potter one. ZMA (Zinc monomethionine aspartate and Magnesium Aspartate) is a hella of a drug.
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 27, 2009 11:57 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
so you're not going to share the harry potter one
or is it one of those ones
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it was bad ass
Harry Potter how we all really want it to be. Explosions and shit.
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 27, 2009 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh fuck yeah
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"The Way We All Really Want it to Be"....
…as in gone forever??
:=8/
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
by The MooCow on Oct 27, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ Infinity
I seriously hope that it’s all over before my unborn child (Due March 18th) gets into it. That and this vampire hysteria that’s apparently sweeping the nation, unless, of course, it brings back Buffy the Vampire Slayer. That would be ok.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Angel.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Seems harsh of them. I’m not into Twilight and find it pretty annoying, but to leave a fellow who is passed out drunk in front of a police station?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not real friends.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup.
It’s pretty dangerous too.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely
They might have been held criminally liable if he had wandered into the street and gotten killed.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or kidnapped/harmed before the police found him.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
For anything non-enemy, and maybe even for enemies in the social context,
this seems harsh.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Twilight was really only for girls?
Seriously. I’m not just trying to make fun of the guy, I really thought that only girls liked it, and that it was pretty much made for girls.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lots of boys read it.
I have heard some boys say they read it to get pointers about how to be romantic like Edward.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
stalk a girl while she sleeps…that shit always goes over big!
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sir
know way too much about the plot points in Twilight, apparently.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I told him that.
To be fair.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes she did
although i did see the movie
ashamed
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't help you there.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not like he knows about the pregnancy
I had the misfortune to be told all about it.
I am too nice sometimes…
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a little move I like to call
“The Sleeping Booty.” Aw, yeah.
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see. I hadn't actually heard of a single guy who had read it so maybe I just don't know the right people.
It seemed pretty girly to me, no offense intended to anybody.
It’s all Anne Rice’s fault that vampires could be girly in the first place.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know a lot of guys that loved the books
really smart, well educated, well off guys…i expected more out of them…
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
guys who read girls stuff
have more to talk about with girls…..
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Talk about?
Girls just like to talk not discuss
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 27, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would rec that but i do not want be yelled at...
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
brilliant. just brilliant.

"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
by rocKStark5 on Oct 27, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean
that I can’t talk about my love the Cardinals, my hate of the Yankees, and how Albert Pujols is ridiculous with girls? If not, then those are girls I don’t want to date anyway.
I don’t care how hot she is, if she’s into Harry Potter and Twilight, she and I aren’t going to have much in common anyway.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
see, you have standards. key difference.
or there’s always Alyssa Milano.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
or you could just date girls over the age of 25
by FunkeeC on Oct 27, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, this thread delivers.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
by rocKStark5 on Oct 27, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
for #2 on my “They’re famous so it’s not cheating” deal with the wife
Mizzou 37 - Illinois 9
by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yah...that...
it seems cool on paper but when they actually have a ballpark chance of it shit gets real…quick. Trust me.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
by rocKStark5 on Oct 27, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The vampire stuff is lame.
HP however is awesome. There’s a class next semester for it. I’m taking it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, wait, wait, wait
There’s a class at Clemson on Harry Potter? I suppose they don’t have one on, say, Harry Truman, or any other Harry of consequence…
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I rec'd this because it made me laugh.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's an honors class too.
They do have plenty on actual history. And you have to admit it is a social phenomenon. That is worthy of being discussed. I am not super excited about reading the books again because I find them difficult to read now that I’m older and picky about writing. Also if I have to read the American versions I will be sad.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honors?
Is there an honors class on snap bracelets, Saved by the Bell, or Batman?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
But I’m sure they could make one. And it could be educationally well done.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be sick!
Actually…maybe not. Snap bracelets aren’t my thing, and I never really got into Saved by the Bell. So, sign me up as a maybe on Batman, but hold off on everything else.
Offseason Rumors : Me :: Unicorn Blood : Voldemort
by Cardinals645 on Oct 27, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i remember when snap bracelets
got banned at my school
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 27, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you too, huh
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
silly
I hate to disagree, but it wouldn’t be “educationally” well done, but “entertainingly” well done, because this seems like an example of where older people would say something along the lines of “Their doing what with our tax dollars?” I still think people are somewhat too harsh on higher education, but when you see mention of a class like Harry Potter in a legitimate university, it makes you wonder why they can’t spare a teacher for the classics
by RDCardsfan on Oct 28, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Considering
that my first two years of college was simply rehashing my last two years of high school, I have a lot of complaints about higher education.
- Entrance exams are outdated and aren’t good enough at determining the strengths of incoming freshman students.
- Remedial courses shouldn’t be a requirement for people who can prove they know the material, and testing out of a class should earn you an “A”, not a “Pass”. This would encourage students to pass out of classes that are too easy for them instead of getting the easy “A” to supplant their GPA.
This is why you’re seeing more and more people go to trade schools like Kaplan and AIB — they simply want to do ACTUAL coursework relating to their area of study. I’m all for making well rounded students, but when you’re having a class on Harry Potter because that’s what gets kids interested in class, the inmates have begun to run the asylum.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 28, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
I took Calc I and II in high school, as well as statistics. Then I was forced to take Trig, Calc I, Calc II, Business Calc, and two statistics courses AGAIN in my first three years of college. Why? It’s a waste of my tuition money. I could have graduated in 2 1/2 years with a full minor in English had it not been for rehashing my last two years of high school.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 28, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our whole high school and college systems need to change.
4 year degrees needs 1.5 or 2 years chopped off and make a 6 month internship a requirement to graduate. They do nothing presently to help you get a job.
We need to move trade schools into high schools. The last school year for non-college track students needs to be an internship with a tradesman such as electrician, plumber etc…
And, require 2 year military service requirement. Even if it is just Guard service.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 28, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Education is not about getting a job.
That viewpoint is not accurate. Education is about learning subject matters and rounded knowledge. Trade schools are provided for job skills.
I don’t disagree that internships and apprenticeships should be more widely implemented and utilized, but I have a problem with dictating it as a requirement for a degree. I think that the issue is actually in the hiring process by incompetent HR organizations. They put too little stock in the skills that can be attained from trade schools and apprenticeships, and too much weight on the simple attainment of a college degree regardless of the subject matter.
I also vehemently disagree with the requirement of military service. We are not that type of society, and it is antithetical to our societal nature. I firmly support and respect military service. I think it is an excellent way to improve oneself while providing service to the community. However, it is not in my nature nor my understanding of the ideas upon which we were founded as a country to restrict or remove freedoms from another citizen. Military service is not the only way to serve your community, either. Each citizen should be allowed to determine their level of involvement with the community they are a part of.
by etp_stl on Oct 28, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think some would say
Education is about learning subject matters and rounded knowledge. Trade schools are provided for job skills.
I think the problem is that some would say they are failing at that job also. It doesn’t seem like higher education trains people for jobs or teaches them much or gives them rounded knowledge. Colleges tend to be even less free thought areas than <insert something not known for it’s free speech and thought here> and it’s no longer a place for the free flow of ideas as much as it was even a generation ago.
by RDCardsfan on Oct 28, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree with you.
The problem is that too many people started to identify colleges and universities as glorified trade schools for jobs requiring more in-depth studies. I’m always concerned when I read or hear someone discussing the need for more specialized focus in our higher learning institutions. I am in a field that is heavily reliant upon math and science, but my understanding of language, literature, psychology, sociology, history, etc. actually provides me with more tools that help me do my job. Those that don’t see the benefits of subjects outside of the obvious scope of their interests, miss more than they realize.
by etp_stl on Oct 28, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great points on the military
I think one of the reason our military is so great is because we don’t force mandatory service. Only people who are passionate or at least have some desire to serve, are in the military. I guess you could argue that there are some who don’t care and are there for GI bill, but I imagine those numbers are miniscule compared to the I love the military types.
by RDCardsfan on Oct 28, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Disagree.
Served 5 years. The number 1 reason given when asking others round me “Why did you join?” was GI Bill. By a long shot.
However, in my experience I only new a couple of people who used it. It is an honorable job but romanticizing it has gotten out of hand (along with other professions).
Not a scientific poll, but most other reasons given for signing up were:
1. College not for me.
2. Healthcare (had young kids or kids on the way)
3 Guaranteed job, pension and can retire at 40.
This was my experience in 5 years.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 28, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I spent a year at a military academy
So I didn’t get as much exposure to as many true military guys as I did the cadets, so i guess it would be somewhat different sampling. The guys I went to school with for a year before transferring to ASU were usually bright kids that could have gone to a high end school , but chose military out of some sense of service or love of military.
I guess it was an error of attribution.
by RDCardsfan on Oct 28, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yea.
Whole different population. Not saying there isn’t a sense of duty in enlisted or officers but I saw just as many officers whose goal was to do their “time” and get a civilian job with the military. It’s easier to use words like “duty and serve” when you are 20. Reality sets in once you are in Korea for a year and find out your wife filed for divorce.
When I enlisted I was 20 and considered the “old guy” in my group. Down to the last guy, we were all from low income homes, with no college educated parents. We all had dreams of using the GI Bill but as I said I only know one guy who actually graduated college with the GI Bill. I keep in touch with most of them and they are all halfway to retirement (most at 38) and free healthcare for life with only a high school education.
That being said. Everything I have accomplished in life I can trace back to those 5 years. That is why I would like to see service a requirement.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 28, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not about getting a job?
Wow.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 28, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That isn't its primary purpose.
I understand your point, but higher education’s original purpose was not a job training. Most of us do go to school for a specific type of career, but even then a bachelor’s degree is not designed for a specific job. They are designed for specific knowledge, not a specific job function that uses that knowledge. As an electrical engineer, my BSEE did not prepare me exactly for my job as an automated controls engineer. It prepared me to understand how electricity works and the many components and design techniques that revolve around electricity. There were numerous employment opportunities that could be pursued at that point.
by etp_stl on Oct 28, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That isn't its primary purpose.
I understand your point, but higher education’s original purpose was not a job training. Most of us do go to school for a specific type of career, but even then a bachelor’s degree is not designed for a specific job. They are designed for specific knowledge, not a specific job function that uses that knowledge. As an electrical engineer, my BSEE did not prepare me exactly for my job as an automated controls engineer. It prepared me to understand how electricity works and the many components and design techniques that revolve around electricity. There were numerous employment opportunities that could be pursued at that point.
by etp_stl on Oct 28, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well then
How does this electricity work? I’ve read about it in all the socials, but for the life of me I’ll be darned if I’ll try it. Sounds like new-fangled voodoo to me.
by RDCardsfan on Oct 28, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always equate it to water for those that aren't familiar.
The basics you need to know is Ohm’s Law, V=IR, where:
V = Voltage (think force, created by pressure or gravitational potential for the water analogy) is applied to the electrons to motivate them from high potential to low potential.
I = Current (think volume of water made up by all the molecules of water and impurities) is the quantity of electrons being moved.
R = Resistance (think resistance to flow based on pipe cross-sectional diameter) is the opposing force created by the relative ability for electrons to move freely through the material of its conductor.
So, basically, like water, electricity runs downhill. The rate at which electricity flows downhill is proportional to the voltage applied and the resistance against the flow. So, larger gauge wire (larger pipe) at the same voltage results in more current flow. More voltage (higher pressure or steeper angle) applied to the same gauge wire results in more current flow. Choosing a conductor with a lower natural resistance (gold over copper) will also result in more current flow.
by etp_stl on Oct 29, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry
I forgot to turn on my sarcasm translator, I was originally joking, but that was some pretty textbook stuff. Now I’m going to go stick a fork in a socket so I can travel to the past and see Ben Franklin flying a kite in a thunderstorm.
by RDCardsfan on Oct 29, 2009 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was an Electronics Technician in the Navy
We worked with Machinist Mates that handled all of the piping systems on board. When they were taught about electricity, they were given the same training explained above to get them to understand. Of course, the ET’s didn’t need a special trick to pick up on piping systems; the teachers showed the pipes to us and we said, “It’s a pipe; what’s so fucking difficult about it?”
Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.
by Solanus on Oct 29, 2009 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then why do universities grade themselves on
job placement? Part of college, I agree, is learning how to learn and how to apply learned skills in a working environment, but universities need to do a better job of looking at what is needed in the current business environment too. If you could spend an extra two semesters on your actual area of study, rather than having to take a bunch of courses that I have no interest in nor prepare me for anything in my future, I’d be a lot better off.
I can’t even remember how many economics courses I wish I could have taken as an undergrad because I really found economics interesting. Instead I had to take Western Civilization, Psychology, Meteorology, and Geology. What the hell do those subjects do for a business major? I could literally read and “Geology for Dummies” book and get as much out of it as I got out of that class.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 28, 2009 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a difference between ...
what universities do and what education is for. People and institutions are flawed, while the ideal may remain intact.
How can you honestly tell me that Psychology or Western Civilization have no bearing on being a businessman? I would also assume that Meteorology and Geology were classes chosen to fill a science elective. I’m guessing they didn’t dictate those two classes, but that you chose those two classes to fill the required elective. It also depends upon what kind of business in which you are involved. If you deal with any kind of construction, then Geology can deeply impact your decisions and the value of your investments. Meteorology may also play into that arena, or it may impact your shipping costs and delivery times. All of these may be important to what you do. Does your business have need for natural resources? It seems that Geology would have an impact there, as well.
What you get from a class is always what you put into it. If you had already decided you weren’t going to get value from the class, then it doesn’t surprise me that you didn’e gain value from it. Broaden your mind, and you will see applications for nearly all of the knowledge you have gained.
by etp_stl on Oct 29, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is?
Education is about learning subject matters and rounded knowledge.
You might want to tell that to the teacher that’s teaching the section on Harry Potter.
I’m sorry, but unless you’re going to be in academia for the rest of your life, this whole “rounded knowledge” thing is bullshit. That’s what high school is for: to teach you government, basic business, Western civilization and American History, and your basic “well-roundedness” categories. I shouldn’t have to pay out the ass in tuition to get rehashed Western Civ in college to fill my history requirement. I’m not saying that people shouldn’t study history, I’m saying that people who are majoring in business or engineering shouldn’t have to waste their time and money on studying the same history twice.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 28, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I completely disagree.
First of all, high school seldom does a good job of covering the subject matter in detail, and, as history is subjective in its interpretation, different presentations of the material can drastically alter your perception and understanding of the material. In addition, history is gravely important to both engineering, business, and any number of other career paths.
I’m sorry that you really believe that “rounded knowledge” is bullshit, but there is a reason why “renaissance men” are revered the way they are. That type of expanded background allows for intuitive leaps in all facets of life that you couldn’t make if your knowledge was simply specialized to one aspect of learning or an individual skillset.
Also, based on the description that ClemsonGirl provided about the Harry Potter, that class was about the sociological effects of that book. It was not being presented as a literature class; consequently, it can still be a class that provides well-rounded learning in a current sociological phenomenon.
by etp_stl on Oct 29, 2009 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you guys are talking past each other....
because the classic notion of the liberal-arts-college education that etp_stl speaks of is, frankly, at odds with the notion that “business” or “education” or “criminal justice” or “cosmetology” should be studied at the university level.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't completely agree with that assessment.
I believe that the first year or two of college should be about providing that type of rounded education, and that the final two or more years should be for more specific knowledge based on the interests you have. I understand completely why doctors and lawyers continue on from there, as well. Medical and law schools are provided for the types of specific knowledge required. I believe engineering and some other disciplines would benefit greatly from an apprenticeship period that extends beyond the bachelor’s degree completion.
by etp_stl on Oct 29, 2009 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, but my point remains....
A classic liberal arts education, which is seen as providing the the qualities you extolled (making intuitive leaps, etc.) does not generally include trade training.
And engineering does have the apprenticeship period you speak of – an engineer, upon graduation, takes the EIT. After what one would generally call an apprenticeship period, s/he can become a PE.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As an engineer, I'm fully aware of the EIT/PE requirements.
However, depending upon the engineering emphasis, there is a drastic difference in interpretation and application of that period. In fact, the PE license is relatively worthless in my particular line of work, though it is nearly imperative for a civil engineer in virtually all of their disciplines. Consequently, employers treat EITs differently depending upon the necessity of the PE license, and I would not classify my experience as an apprenticeship. More often than not, in my particular area, engineers are not fostered under the guidance of an experienced engineer. Instead, we are baptised in more of a sink-or-swim environment. It would be beneficial for some transition from the theoretical world provided in college (you know, where air resistance is negligible and all surfaces seem to be frictionless) to the practical world that we all have to operate in.
I do agree completely that “trade training” is not provided in university environments, and that is not solely a factor of liberal arts educations. I went to a state university that had a strict engineering tilt. There was little energy put into the liberal arts or social sciences at my alma mater, and yet I still wouldn’t classify much of my education as “trade training.” There were a small handful of classes that would qualify for that description. The majority were theoretical classes that are meant to foster a certain way of approaching and solving problems rather than how to solve specific, practical problems. Even our labs were too theoretical to be directly applied to an industrial application.
by etp_stl on Oct 29, 2009 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok - we're not talking about the same thing
“liberal arts” does not mean non-technical per se (perhaps non-vocational would be better?). For example, a core part of a liberal arts education is mathematics. And true social science classes are extremely heavy into applied statistics.
Moreover, my original point was “training for jobs” is not (and IMO, should not) be the goal of a university education. The fact that some “universities” have gotten into this business (and it is a “business”) is regrettable.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok.
My definition was different from yours, so I’m good with that. It looks like we agree on the purpose for university education, as well. I do believe that courting research dollars is the reason that universities have lost sight of their original charter. That, along with the oversaturation of collegiates that started with the baby-boomer generation.
by etp_stl on Oct 29, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Military Service Requirement?
No. Absolutely not. You want a “National Service” requirement, fine. Making a military requirement is silly, not needed, and will just allow our politicians to put us in harms way even more for “peacekeeping” missions because they have the bodies to do so.
Require AmeriCorps or the Peace Corps OR military service — those who don’t want anything to do with the military shouldn’t be forced to sign up.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 28, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell, just work at a library.
Any form of service.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Oct 28, 2009 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did both.
Military service and AmeriCorps. From my experience it’s not even close to to which one does a better job of instilling character/life skills in young folks. Military service all the way.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 28, 2009 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Please, no national service requirment, especially a military one. The military has enough problems without stuffing it full of even more people who don’t want to be there.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 29, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally, a government already has a "necessary evil" of coercive power...
but I really don’t want to see any sort of national service requirement ever instituted in this country. I just don’t think people would go for it because the nation at large is still fairly individualistic. Furthermore, forcing people to do things “for the right reasons” is a difficult philosophical proposition even in extreme cases such as existentially threatening wars, so I really don’t want Uncle Sam deciding that my kids have to go build houses somewhere for a year because it’s good for society.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 29, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well stated.
The problem with “the right reasons” is that somebody has to define what that means, as though there is some predefined common morality upon which we’ve all agreed. The reason that voting is typically limited to a simple majority is because it is so difficult to get a significant number of people to agree upon what is “right.”
Let’s just agree that honor, duty, and civil service are valuable character traits; and then we will just allow burgeoning adults to make their own decisions on whether or not they choose to develop those traits and how they would like to go about it.
by etp_stl on Oct 29, 2009 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or you could look at it this way.
I’m very interested in taking classes that relate to what I’m doing. That is all of the education classes they offer. I love learning about education. I don’t want to take all of these ridiculous classes that I won’t need. For example, what is more useful to me: Math 101 when I got a 5 on my AP Test or a class on Harry Potter that will get me thinking about those books differently. I may even use these books in my classroom, depending on their age. I could definitely use the first few as story time books for first and second graders. I think you may be saying the same thing that I shouldn’t have had to take all of these math classes I won’t need but you are missing the value of HP class.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 28, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
follow up to that thought
I’d love a class that would teach what I’m into, but with the exception of the occasional throw away class (I took history of rock and roll at ASU) they are meaningless classes that just capitalize on a fad it seems. Even if they are interesting, how useful are they? Does the world need people that many people that major in “interesting” but not real world helpful majors?
If the only thing you can do with your major is go back to the university and teach it to some other sap who takes the class, I’m slightly suspect of it. The HP would be like my rock’n’roll class in that it’s a fun non-core class. You have both a meaningful and important major, and judging from the posts I’ve read, I’d trust my kid to learn under you (with or without the HP class)
by RDCardsfan on Oct 28, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well thanks!
In reality it is the only way I can get an honors class in my schedule this semester and we’re required to have one every semester.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 28, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you read down further
I explain that it is not discussing HP as a fine literature but as it relates to society including marketing and other similar things. No one is arguing that these were well written books.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 28, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My apologies
I didn’t realize you were an education major, which at least makes it more relevant, but my main thrust if you will still stands and wasn’t directed at you. I still think it’s sad that they can spare a professor for an HP class, but so many colleges don’t have a decent classics department. It’s whatever makes a group feel good or interests the students, not what may make them smarter. I would argue that whether relevant or not, studying classic literature and history over some of the trendier ones will make for a better all-around student. But maybe that comes off as somewhat elitist.
by RDCardsfan on Oct 28, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I didn't major in english lit
I was a business major with history and poly-sci as minors, but the small “L” liberal arts education side of colleges seems to be deteriorating much faster than business or the hard sciences.
by RDCardsfan on Oct 28, 2009 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have a pretty good english department I think.
I don’t know if we have a classics class, I’m assuming we do. But we have all kinds of classes for everything. There’s just one section of this class, it’s not a widespread thing. The teacher teaches probably no more than 20 students, all honors, so chances are they already have a basic grasp of good literature. And it’s not a literature class either.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 28, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I'm venting more about my college
ASU had a lot of crappy classes that you were forced to take: 1 to fulfill the “global requirement”, one to fulfill the “cultural” requirement, and I was stuck taking a class called “Ethnocultural Intercommunication and Diversity.” I shit you not that was the name, or something really close to that. The entire class was taking each ethnicity, identifying “traits” of them (ex/ Latinos tend to be more family oriented) and then being told we can’t stereotype. When I brought up that saying Latinos tend to be more family oriented than other ethnicities was itself a stereotype, I think the professor’s head almost exploded.
by RDCardsfan on Oct 28, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have to fulfill similar requirements
but there a lot of classes that fit those requirements so we don’t get stuck in a bad class that we feel we are forced to take.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 28, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm with you on some of that
My history minor took care of a lot of that, but the cultural requirement forced you to take a cultural diversity class that was usually long boring and filled with people that didn’t want to be there.
by RDCardsfan on Oct 28, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I related news...
Harvard recently announced a graduate level class that will study the phenomenon of L.A. Gear sneakers in the early 1990’s*
It is, after all, a social phenomenon, and as such, worthy of study.
*May or may not be actual news…
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey. Works for me.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would totally take that class
As long as they had a subsection on Umbro.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
When I think of Umbros now
I think of strip clubs
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 27, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
my buddy used to always wear umbros when he went to the strip club
Than got a lap dance
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 27, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
umbros = probably not gonnorrhea-proof
just saying.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Gotta love those legal loopholes that essentially legalize prostitution.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
clearly, you've never been married.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or even
been to a stand up comic.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I'm going to need more information.
Will there be any discussion of proper tightrolling procedure and etiquette?
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
There will also be a subsection on Zubaz pants taught by AC Slater.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My friend Jef has a brilliant idea.
Zubaz done in University of Missouri colours, but here’s the kicker: they have the greatest name ever.
Mizzoubaz.
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
alls you need is a three wolf shirt and you are set my friend!
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to have a pair in Mizzou colors.
Those were so sweet
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Oct 27, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AC Slater's first name is Albert
Just sayin’…
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now, a class studying Roos sneakers would pique my interest
Such a great idea – pockets . . . in shoes?! . . . why don’t I have seven pairs?
by Ray Lankford on Oct 27, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
9:00 - 10:30 MWF The Physics of Pogs
Offered by Dr. Samuel “Screech” Powers
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I still have some pogs under my bed somewhere...
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
by vexedtechie on Oct 27, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Discussed, yes...
…In children’s book clubs and on Oprah Winfrey when there isn’t a sex scandal from 15 years ago to break and report on for 2 weeks straight.
It is not worthy of an honors level course at a major university.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought they quit making two versions
at like book 4 or something?
"Come test me every day if you want," says Pujols, "Everything I ever made in this game I would give back to the Cardinals if I got caught."
by StLHugo on Oct 27, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know.
There is always an American version with dots after the Mr’s and Mrs’s and stuff like that. But I always read the English versions.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought ACC education was supposed to be superior?
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 27, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(Of course, I always considered Clemson to be more like an SEC school than ACC)
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 27, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then why don't they ever win anything?
They apparently don’t cheat PROPERLY.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you ain't cheatin'
You ain’t tryin’
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 27, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that a quote from our new hitting instructor?
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 27, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, you're thinking of:
“Go out there and hit dingers.”
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
by vexedtechie on Oct 27, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took Baseball Theory at Missouri State
it was pretty much a BS class…if you knew what defensive indifference was then you could pretty much ace the whole thing…
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's a baseball ethics class out there for some legal track
I forget the college. that sounded really interesting.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took the psychology of baseball
Which while easy was actually a real class. It used baseball activities as a method for determining how our brains work through problems like avoiding collisions (or essentially causing them by catching the ball).
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 27, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
can we send your notes to Colby?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was this class offered at MU?
If so, I want to take it.
We do offer a graduate degree in sports psychology.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
by andi_k on Oct 27, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was at least
My favorite part of whole class was determining how people track fly balls. Not only was there a video of people with cameras strapped on their head catching flyballs, there was video of dogs with cameras on their head.
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 27, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fido might not always take the best routes, but he makes the plays when he needs to.
His arm leaves a bit to be desired though… probably destined for LF.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but is he selling it
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't be worse than Duncan
But they showed dogs and non-major leaguers track flyballs in a very similar way by keeping some angle the same I can’t remember which one. That’s why instinctively you drift back on a FB instead of run to a spot and catch it.
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 27, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool stuff
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What department offers it?
Psych or Ed Psych?
I am serious.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
by andi_k on Oct 27, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure it was Honors college specific
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 27, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I need something for grad credit. : (
I did not take enough advantage of the Honors College during UG. Were you around in the Palonsky era? Loved that guy.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
by andi_k on Oct 27, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Defensive Indifference...did the class allow for discussion
on issues like that and the DH. That could get heated.
by ADMDrayson on Oct 27, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no and there was a lot
on sac bunting, when the baseball coach actually showed up…
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took a Technical Analysis of Baseball class here at UCSB
Good times. Loved that class.
The professor (former coach at UCSB) said that Ryan Spilborghs and his sister both took the class. But, since attendance counts and the paper requires some work, she got like an A and he got a C or something.
Offseason Rumors : Me :: Unicorn Blood : Voldemort
by Cardinals645 on Oct 27, 2009 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see someone has never seen
True Blood then…or Sookie Stackhouse although the latter probably doesn’t interest you as much…
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a problem with Twilight,
I take it out on other vampire things that probably don’t deserve it. But all vampire things now remind of Edward and I want that to go away.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i can agree on that
Twilight (the movie) sucked unless you are a teenage girl that loves drama for the sake of drama…
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Twilight the books suck form what I can tell.
I mean to me it seems that theyw ere glorifying these stalkerish behaviors in Edward. Most girls should have been creeped out by him, say, watching Bella sleep. But no, n Edward’s case it’s romantic.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know when I stalked women they didn't like it...got the cops called on me..
geesh, but a vampire gets away with it.
by the way I am kidding I didnt get the cops called on me.
by ADMDrayson on Oct 27, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stalking is in the eye of the beholder
If the guy is hot, then it is romantic. If the guy is nothing impressive, then it’s stalking.
Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.
by Solanus on Oct 27, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly this is true for most girls.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a funny SNL sketch about this
that actually involves sexual harassment, but it’s the same concept.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
by andi_k on Oct 27, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that the Tom Brady skech, I believe?
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 28, 2009 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could be...all I remember is that
poor Fred Armisen was the “unattractive” guy.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
by andi_k on Oct 28, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or a 40 year old mother of 2
who is going through a mid-life crisis.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm, i always thought you were younger
male-er, and childless…
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I was referring to the wife of a guy I work with, who dressed up like a vampire with her daughters, who’ve never read the books, to go to the premiere in Des Moines last year.
Essentially, she embarrassed the shit out her teenagers and drug them along so SHE could go see the movie.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's disturbing.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could say that she was the only one there
This was not the case.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's amazing.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ill dress up like
Dr. Frank-N-Furter but not like a Twilight vampire!!!
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She DRUGGED Them??
:=8O
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
by The MooCow on Oct 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
40 year old mothers get Edward. 40 year old fathers get Kate Beckinsale in latex.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
rec'd
for #3 on my Famous person list. (somebody mentions #1 in this thread and my day is officially labeled good)
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by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Courtney Love
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roseanne Barr
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 27, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alyssa Milano?
Best moment I've ever seen at a game in person
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 27, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
#2
(see above)
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by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Things I'm assuming this person is
- Short
- Dark Haired
- Curvy
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Salma Hayek?
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can never go wrong with Selma Hayek!
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she did dye her hair dark in Walk the Line
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by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh.
Reese Witherspoon was incredibly beautiful before she lost so much weight. Now, well, just not quite the same.
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 28, 2009 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate it when beautiful women lose too much weight
If women are just naturally thin that’s one thing, it works and it’s how they’re supposed to be. But if you have some voluptuousness to you, then please please please don’t go ruining a wonderful thing.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 28, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, just awful.
Unfortunately, it happened to my own famous dream girl, Christina Ricci, as well. When she was in Pumpkin, oh sweet jesus. Now, though, just not enough of her.
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 28, 2009 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sad sad sad.
Admittedly it’s a little less sad for me since I’m married now and quite happy and all that. But yeah.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 28, 2009 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True Blood
is far superior to Twilight, as far as I have seen, but then I am sick to death to Hollybore pandering to teens and tweens and kids who have 500 dollar cell phones before they’ve had their first pimple.
:=8/
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
by The MooCow on Oct 27, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True Blood IS superior
If only because I love hearing everyone say “Sookie” in drawls.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know they are based on a book series?
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 27, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
But you can’t hear silly drawls saying “Sookie” in books.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
and i hear they are better than the Twilight books which doesnt not surprise me in the least…
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats isnt not what is said didnt i?
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
from Dusk Till Dawn
and sadly enough, the Blade Trilogy, are the only Vampire movies I’ll watch. Vampires don’t have feelings, just a thirst for blood
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by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did like Blade, and From Dusk Till Dawn is good fun
But Blade II is one of only two movies that have ever put me to sleep in a theater.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was told Blade was best viewed when high
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's usually so late at night
I might as well be drunk. cancels out.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ATHF movie
went to see the movie, with a cough for some reason, and a guy brought in two kids, because I guess he thought it was a cartoon, so that meant kiddie movie. I think it took all of the first 5 minutes for him to get up and leave….Number one in the hood, G
Mizzou 37 - Illinois 9
by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Is there a class on Steven King and Johnathan Franzen too? What about F.W. Dixon to talk about the social implications of two teen WASPS fighting crime in the 50’s?
Is there an LOTR class? AD&D class? Wii Fit class? Those are all social phenomenon’s in line with Harry Potter, which isn’t even exceptionally well written. It’s a kids book. For kids.
This screams “TAKE MY CLASS!!!!” — as a former English minor in college I just lot a lot of respect for the Clemson English department.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There have probably been LOTR classes.
I took a class on Elvis when I was in college.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honors level courses though?
I mean LOTR was ground breaking in that it was a well written novel that essentially created it’s own world, languages, and so on. It was a precursor to the fantasy novel movements and movies like Star Wars, which essentially took The Hobbit and moved it to outer space.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Honors level
just means longer papers and more talking in class.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And smaller in Clemson's case.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honors classes are smaller
I think is what she meant.
Offseason Rumors : Me :: Unicorn Blood : Voldemort
by Cardinals645 on Oct 27, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All the classes at my college were small.
But yeah, I guess they would be.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's why I said In Clemson's case.
Actually my department has small classes because there 120 of us total in the school but for the most part honors classes are smaller than other classes.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you never actually said what was smaller.
Even though I asked.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was gone for a long time.
And someone had already answered.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right.
So… why are we still talking about this is I guess what I’m wondering?
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because I was explaining why I said in Clemson's case.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many people are in your honors classes?
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
12-20.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Star Wars didn't Rip Off Tolkein..
…they ripped off Akira Kurosawa.
:=8/
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
by The MooCow on Oct 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure...
but Tolkien was the first to do that type of thing with fantasy subject matter. He was the Orson Welles of that literary genre.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good artists copy; great artists steal
or however that goes
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
by andi_k on Oct 27, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not really fair.
EVERYTHING rips off Kurosawa in some way or another. (Including, oddly, some things which predate his career.
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Nov 1, 2009 9:18 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
rec'd
for reading my mind. I read the LOTR/Hobbit every year (yep, all of them).
I even own a LOTR Trivial Pursuit game.
/bows head in shame, then resumes playing with Aragorn figurine
Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!
by timmycardinals on Oct 27, 2009 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Hobbit....
…is my all-time favorite book, ever, ever, ever, bar none. It’s my ultimate ‘desert island’ book – it may not be as ‘epic’ as the trilogy, but it has humor that the LOTR never touches.
:=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
by The MooCow on Oct 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MooCow
is Cuddyer palatable to you?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Oct 27, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I too want to know this answer.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should have replied
I’ll have to chew on that awhile, perhaps mill it over.
by RDCardsfan on Oct 28, 2009 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I Cud Go...
….one way or the udder…
;=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
by The MooCow on Oct 29, 2009 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
There have been those classes I’m sure. That wasn’t really my point. I can’t think of how to say it. But I do think HP is something worthy of study. I don’t think Rowling is the most talented writer and I’m sure that will be a point of discussion but it discusses stuff like marketing and other things unrelated to the actual story or writing. It’s a lot about why.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a marketing study, maybe
but certainly not as a study of the books themselves.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you have to study the books too to get your bearings.
It’s not an English class btw. I realize that may have been a misunderstanding. It’s a humanities non-literature thing. It’s more about marketing and the social implications and things I think. Every year they have these classes that are about different current events.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes a lot more sense
It would be hard to do serious literary criticism with Harry Potter. I find it fine entertainment but not great literature. A class like the one you describe actually sounds kind of interesting.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We do read the books and watch the movies.
But not to discuss their merit as literature.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I would think you'd have to make sure everyone had a knowledge of the material itself
Otherwise you couldn’t fully understand the appeal, which would mean it would be harder to understand the other aspects of the class.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we may only watch clips of some of the movies
and maybe we’re required to watch all of them outside of class. We don’t have forever after all.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
That makes much more sense. I thought you were taking a class that was discussing them in a literary context, like they’re fucking Shakespeare or something.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, who is Shakespeare effing?
That’s an interesting class.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Oct 27, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they say it was the Dark Lady
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where all the white women at?
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 27, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
she was, reportedly.
she was just rather dun.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so she was a horse?

I knew that people back then were different, but I didn’t think they were that different. It makes the “my kingdom for a horse” line take on a whole new meaning…
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 28, 2009 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took a fairy tales class in college
M W 9:00-11:00
M: watch a movie, hand out related homework.
W: Discuss what the movie “Really Means”
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by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if it were done well, that could be a good class, i think.
freud was big into fairy tales and their symbolism. i could write a good syllabus for that class. a little anne sexton thrown in.
sounds like the class was not put together well, though.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not an honors course
worked out great for me. combined with my T,R classes it meant no friday classes my senior year.
Freud was actually discussed frequently, especially with Little Red Riding Hood, IIRC. The movie we watched for that fairy tale was “Freeway”
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by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh lord
I can’t ever totally believe Keifer Sutherland as a good guy because he was in Freeway. Freeway 2 was pretty bad, by the way. It’s based on Hansel and Gretel. There’s some cannibalism in it.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bringing up Freeway
was my subtle way of mentioning that #1 on my famous person, so it’s not cheating list, is Reese Witherspoon
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by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kate Beckinsale is #3
to Reese Witherspoon’s #1? wow, man. just. wow.
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure why
that’s just how it works out in my head…
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by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well thats your problem maybe,
your using your head…
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think it's that weird
Celebrities like Kate Beckinsale are boring to me. I don’t get why so many actresses and models and the like are seen as so attractive when they seem kind of cookie-cutter to me. I find someone like Reese Witherspoon much more interesting.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
even dating a happy cowboy
doesn’t turn me off from her
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by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
peppy blondes are very unique...
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just meant her facial features
I find that a lot of “pretty faces” in the eyes of the general populace are boring to me.
Personality is an entirely different issue, and I’m not willing to assume anything about the personalities of people who are paid to pretend to be other people.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
airbrushing freaks me out
I dunno. I like pores.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find all synthetic beauty to be creepy
Whether it’s photoshopping a magazine picture or implants or other purely cosmetic surgery. Just ick.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's funny how many people come full circle and make
themselves look worse through excessive intervention.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And kinda sad.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe it's because
You saw her in the movie Twilight (1998), very revealing.
And now this discussion has somehow, inexplicably come full circle.
"There are three things the average man thinks he can do better than anybody else: build a fire, run a hotel and manage a baseball team."- Rocky Bridges
by That's a Winner on Oct 27, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe
and for some reason I feel drawn to ferris wheels at carnivals…
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by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man In The Moon
Buddy of mine in the Navy had this movie and mentioned that Reese was going to be so hot when she grew up; She was 14-15 when she premiered in this film. Actually thought that Emily Warfield, her older sister in the flick, was the better looking one.
Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.
by Solanus on Oct 28, 2009 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eesh
Witherspoon has a chin that could cut glass. Here features are a little too sharp for me.
by RDCardsfan on Oct 28, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reese Witherspoon?
Really? I always picture that annoying kiss ass character from Election when I think of Reese Witherspoon.
She wouldn’t even be in my top ten, although my wife likes her, so just for the sheer possibility of getting consent she should probably move up, lol.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can never keep a secret
Mizzou 37 - Illinois 9
by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way
Feel free to change the signature. I don’t want to think about football season.
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 27, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
at least Mizzou has beaten an actual Div I team this year…
now I have to take all the rave reviews of Illinois basketball with a grain of salt because of how over-hyped the football team was.
(they do look to be pretty good this year though)
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by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes me feel better
But it still exists(!) so I feel much better.
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 27, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh what should/could 've been...
Mizzou 37 - Illinois 9
by STLRegalia on Oct 27, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would have gone nicely with my Drugs class
All about illicit drugs, their effects, and political and public policy issues surrounding them. No sampling though, unfortunately.
by Ray Lankford on Oct 27, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was told there would be no meth.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 27, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Andre Agassi is talking about the past
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 28, 2009 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took a Science Fiction Class
It was pretty legit, and I needed it for a GE.
We watched Blade Runner, and a few others, as well as read some books. It was pretty sweet.
Offseason Rumors : Me :: Unicorn Blood : Voldemort
by Cardinals645 on Oct 27, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is some pretty literary sci-fi out there
I’ll bet you could put together a decent class about Heinlein or Philip K Dick or whoever.
Hey azruavatar; do baseball androids dream of electric umpires?
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Off the top of my head
the books we read were Ender’s Game, Neuromancer, Island of Dr. Moreau (really wish I could think of a good Island of Dr. Morneau joke), and Solaris.
We watched BR, A Handmaid’s Tale, and at least one other I feel like, but I can’t recall.
Offseason Rumors : Me :: Unicorn Blood : Voldemort
by Cardinals645 on Oct 27, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
The Hardy Boys series is far older than the 50s. In fact, the first 26 titles were written before the 50s, and the first three titles were published in 1927.
/pedant
by SouthsideCardsFan on Oct 27, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The things that pass for knowledge I just can't understand
by _pistol_ on Oct 27, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1 for Steely Dan reference
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
by andi_k on Oct 27, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you reelin in the years...
Best moment I've ever seen at a game in person
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 27, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stowin' away the tiiiiiiime?
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
by vexedtechie on Oct 27, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not like vampire fetishism is new.
It’s always around – and has been for a very long time. Every once in awhile it goes mainstream.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Enh
Potter is a way more interesting story than Twilight. Neville Longbottom alone saves the series.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just like to say
“Harry Potter” out loud in a British accent
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 27, 2009 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like
this.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's pretty much how I really want everything to be.
Explosions and shit.
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Oct 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea why that extra red box is in there.
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Oct 27, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the things I find most interesting about Milwaukee
is that it’s the only major city in the country to elect three socialist mayors.
Sorry, I will always associate Alice Cooper with his amazing Wayne’s World cameo.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The French Missionaries and Explorers
were coming to Milwaukee as early as the 1600’s to trade with the Indians. I don’t like trading with the Indians. Chris Perez? Anthony Reyes? Coco Crisp?
by Paralaranoid on Oct 27, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't Milwaukee an Indian name?
Yes it is, Pete. It’s actually an Algonquin word, meaning “land of untucked jerseys.”
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions 12 recs
+ 1
LOL!
I was not aware of that! Does this guy know how to pardee or what?!?
WE’RE NOT WORTHY! WE’RE NOT WORTHY!
by Paralaranoid on Oct 27, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec'd.
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow... GREAT!
rec’d
Best moment I've ever seen at a game in person
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 27, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is another one i don't get
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by gdm426 on Oct 27, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wayne's World
Party Time
Excellent
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 28, 2009 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last year when they discussed the postseason schedule I thought it was incredibly
stupid to play baseball this late. I don’t think you should ever play baseball when snow is remotely possible. Its bad enough playing in October in places like New York, Denver, or Detroit…though that one worked well enough for us. But to get into November is horible,
by ADMDrayson on Oct 27, 2009 11:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Couldn't agree more.
The real problem in my opinion is that the regular season starts too late and the magical allure of Double-headers are not used enough. I know that pitching-wise, it would be pretty taxing on some fragile bodies, but I would love to see a DH every two-weeks/month or so of the season, with the season starting a week or so earlier, allowing the games to only reach Mid-October rather than November. 154 or so games on the year wouldn’t be a tragedy either.
Stupid Sexy Flanders!!!
by timmycardinals on Oct 27, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This year,
the WBC is to blame for the late start to the season. I have not read Scoscia’s comments, but could he indirectly be criticizing the Classic?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd put more heat on the umps
the thing is, the off-days and much of the scheduling is because of the networks. it has no fuckall to do with the playing of baseball. you could start the regular season late and at the same length, keep the wild card, and get more of those games in.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Umps...
…have been appalling this year.
:=8/
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
by The MooCow on Oct 27, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really.
He was actually more upset by the number of days off during the postseason. He said it is not representative of the actual sport, and that no team can successfully get in a rhythm because of the inconsistency of the schedule. I can’t really blame any of that on WBC. It’s more the incredible control that TV has on the postseason to the detrimant of the sport.
by etp_stl on Oct 27, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really like the idea of a shorter season
but they lose $ so they won’t do it
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Oct 27, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they should start the season earlier
And schedule as many games as possible in FL, TX, CA, AZ, etc. or in retractable-roof stadiums for the first few weeks. That way the weather is still (relatively) nice during the post season, when its impossible to know where the games will be played.
"I knew they were up to shenanigans." --TLR
by IHeartBoog on Oct 27, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the Twinkies
could have their home opener on the 1st of June or so.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 27, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to disagree
I love baseball. The longer the playoffs go, the more baseball there is. I don’t want to hear about the weather either. I’ll play in zero degree weather or down pouring rain for a million bucks a year. Some guys work in terrible weather for much less pay.
by redbirds2 on Oct 27, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
when someone's middle finger falls off due to frostbite, you won't be so sanguine
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think they can afford gloves and heaters in the dugout
by redbirds2 on Oct 27, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"outfielder dies of exposure during ten run inning"
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Corky better add a little blubber
to get ready for the preseason.
Center field in March:

"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 27, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"'He didn't even call out or say anything,' said a middle infielder who had managed to range into center."
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard
They’re making a sequel to Whiteout about Kobe’s investigations into a murder in center field.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, he was trying to dig up the money
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a Goonies sequel
I like where this is going. Larue is Sloth, right?
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was actually thinking of Fargo
but now I like your idea
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Colby is kinda funny-looking
in a general sorta way.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or cute.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
While, as a female, your opinion matters more than mine
I must say, Colby is DEFINITELY funny-looking to me.
by mojowo11 on Oct 27, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'd look less bizarre if he could grow a mustache
It’s a shame.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have weird taste.
I don’t always for the mainstream cute guys. For example, back to Twilight, I think Edward is rather unattractive. Even in HP as Cedric when he isn’t pale all the time.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fargo would be the only Coen Bros. film I've never seen
Boog is definitely Mouth though.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barton Fink is their Most-Underrated Film

by Paralaranoid on Oct 27, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That picture is weird.
I don’t know anything about the movie, but that photo looks more like Egon Spengler/Harold Ramis than John Turturro.
Offseason Rumors : Me :: Unicorn Blood : Voldemort
by Cardinals645 on Oct 27, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was Egon at first too.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barton Fink premiered in May 1991 at the Cannes Film Festival.
Beating competition which included Jacques Rivette’s La Belle Noiseuse, Spike Lee’s Jungle Fever and David Mamet’s Homicide, the Coen brothers’ film won three awards: Best Director, Best Actor, and the top prize of Palme d’Or.147 This sweep of awards in major categories at Cannes was extremely rare, and some critics felt that the jury was too generous to the exclusion of other worthy entries.148 Worried that the triple victory could set a precedent which would undervalue other films, Cannes decided after the 1991 festival to limit each movie to a maximum of two awards.
by Paralaranoid on Oct 27, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It Gives Me...
…that Barton Fink Feeling!
;=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
by The MooCow on Oct 27, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
barton fink
is one the best films period
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Oct 27, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
my favorite coen bros flick other than…well, you know.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 27, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rasing Arizona will always be my favorite
and yes, I have finally put The Big Lebowski on my netflix
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Oct 27, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you haven't seen it either?
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by gdm426 on Oct 27, 2009 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's not what many here think
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by gdm426 on Oct 27, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're crazy...
One of the best comedies of all time, although Miller’s Crossing is by far my favorite Coen Bros. film
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 28, 2009 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have started Fargo a few times
never can finish it
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 27, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you at least
watch until [redacted] goes to the [redacted] and gets [redacted]? It’s such a great [redacted] scene!
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fargo is the shit
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 27, 2009 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doncha know.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 27, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What are you watching?
Gophers
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 27, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds good
of course, that’s what she always says
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Oct 27, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
His life was in your hands, Boog.
And now we’ve come full circle.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's the problem:
Our lessons don’t include fattening him up. I like skinny guys… sorry. He’ll ahve to do that by himself.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so we'll blame you?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
I’ll find him a nutritionist. Then you can blame them.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure I have confidence in your teaching ability
if you’re all for letting him waste away
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
I just don’t feel equipped to give him what he needs to fatten up without being unhealthy. That’s why I would get a nutritionist.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The kid's withering away
for cripes sake……
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 27, 2009 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That could happen
sometime in March or early April next year in Twinkieville.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 27, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think that is overblown
Minnesota avg temp in April is 57 degrees which is the same as St. Louis. The only difference is we do get a little more precipitation than they do.
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is no need to look at those numbers...
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
I would like to see numbers about when they started playing night games in Minnesota. And if they tended toward day games during cooler months. We all know that MLB has skewed more and more towards night games over the years.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
for the record i found
Avg Lows in April:
Minn= 36 deg
STL= 47 deg
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thier first home night game is
Friday April 16th then not another one until the 20th. so it will be almost May before they play too many night games at home…
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because of the cold, I'm sure.
I was curious about the history of night games, too. I can’t find much, and I’m usually so good at the Google.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I found
this photo, which is interesting. The caption explains further.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also
found this photo, which shows snow on the field. This isn’t a new problem for Minnesota baseball, but it would’ve been if they’d tried to force night games.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
an Ernie Broglio sighting!
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
god bless snow jobs...
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lets see
(STLavg – 10 degrees) = Kirksville Avg
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 27, 2009 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like 50.
That town is colder than shit.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
by Alxfritz on Oct 27, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They played baseball in April in Minnesota for 20 years prior to the Metrodome opening.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they peed in outhouses in january in minnesota for 100 years.
that doesn’t make it fun.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you kidding me?
that’s exactly what it makes it, FUN!
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What do you mean, not for ladies?
You obviously fail to factor in one of the primary truths of male anatomy. Seinfeld did something on it once, I believe…
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got out of the pool!
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 27, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have to expose more.
If you know what I’m saying.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True.
But little of what you expose goes fleeing up into Box Canyon and barricades the entrance.
If you know what I’M saying.
Hmm… Box Canyon. I think I rather like that.
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not exactly what I meant,
but very funny.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too.
I have no numbers but they play outdorr baseball in Cleveland and always have. I’m pretty sure Cleveland is probably somewhat comparable to Minnesota. It was worse in the old stadium because it was right on the lake too. Plus it snowed there on Opening Day recently.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
outdoor*
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Detroit is pretty far north, too.
Detroit’s latitude is 42.4 degrees north. Minneapolis has a latitude of 43 degrees north.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Detroit is on a lake
large bodies of water hold heat. as many lakes as Minnesota has, have you ever been to a tundra? large expanses of land covered in snow (and it WILL BE) hold no heat. oh yes, and in the city center, too?
however, I can get behind this if all the players are allowed to dress like ninja.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would travel thousands of miles
and pay handsomely to watch ninja baseball.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 27, 2009 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe this is what the MLB is shooting for with the WS
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I live in Iowa.
I graduated from Northern Iowa and have made many a trip to the Twin Cities. I know of the tundra.
Detroit’s average low for the first half of April is in the mid-to-upper 30s. Minneapolis’ average low for the first part of April starts in the low-30s and rises to the mid-30s. So, about a 5-degree difference.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I should elaborate that it affects temperature regulation
So my comment was more about the wild temperature swings…. which average out. Fresh snow in April is not unheard of.
And besides that, I’m sure you had the sense to wear a coat and layers when you made those trips. Like, you know, baseball players standing out in an open bowl close to a wind tunnel of a metropolitan area in spring.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two words....
wind chill.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 27, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the other thing is: extremities
that’s where heat is lost first. I don’t think these guys are literally going to freeze in their own sweat or anything.
and gee, we don’t have any players who need their toes and fingers and have gone on the DL because of minor injuries to their extremities.
that’s not even counting cramps.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are we talking about April baseball in the Twin Cities generally, or,
the Cardinals vs. Twins early April stadium opening exhibition?
I guess that I just don’t think it is going to lead to widespread injury and discomfort. At least not any more than playing in Chicago, Detroit, or Cleveland in early April. Would I have built a retractable roof if I were the Twins’ ownership? Yes. But, I don’t think it’s going to be Dante’s Hell to play there.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we have a team chockful of injury-risks.
why is there not more worry? they could get lucky and hit a warm spot in the calendar, but if it’s two nine-inning games at the very beginning of the 2010 campaign, after weeks of playing in Florida…. I can’t not worry.
and how come the Cubs get to open Yankee Stadium and we get Target Field?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So long as Carp and Wagonmaker do *not* pitch, I'll be fine with it.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just wait.....
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice allusion to Dante
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I failed on my caption, but...Dante's Hell?
by ADMDrayson on Oct 27, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I love about the "Clerks" Dante
Is that he’s always complaining that he’s not even supposed to be there, which is what I expect someone in Hell would say.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suspect that's why Kevin Smith named the character Dante
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
by andi_k on Oct 27, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's clever enough that I've always kind of assumed it too
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 28, 2009 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
aha, I found it!
keep Boog away from the handrails
by ubeddie on Sep 29, 2009 6:29 PM CDT
but somebody double dog dared him!
by stlwcards on Sep 29, 2009 6:30 PM CDT
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2009/9/29/1061086/game-t-minus-6-open-thread#22013477
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
slightly creepier
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate this so very much!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm kind of excited
and am contemplating getting tickets.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to go.
Can’t see that happening though. My friend and I already decided to go to a Braves game in April, I don’t think I could do a trip to Minnesota too.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am thinking about going too
but I need to find out what kind of liquor they serve first, because I sure the hell am not drinking beer outside in that kind of weather
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Oct 27, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes but no one cares about those guys getting hurt
because they dont have tens of millions invested in them and hundreds of millions more on the line if they cant win because they got hurt…besides i dont think it is so much the players complaining i hear of it more from management and the media covering the games
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My concern about the weather and scheduling
is that you play for six months under one set of conditions (mild weather, using 4th and 5th starting pitchers), and then everything changes in the playoffs. Play a few scheduled doubleheaders during the season to start the playoffs a week earlier and get rid of the extra off days to force teams to go deeper on their pitching staff.
by bradyray on Oct 27, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLBPA announced Comeback Player of the year.
I thought it had already been announced, but that must have been a different award. Regardless, no surprises here, Chris Carpenter.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 27, 2009 12:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This was pretty much a given
If you value your life, you don’t snub Chris Carpenter of his award.
by mojowo11 on Oct 27, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he'll catch you....

via momup
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mitch Boggs hasn't been heard from since.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it still amazes me that Wainwright has no fear
he’ll go “LOL you’re making the constipated face again” and then start imitating him. and Wainer lives to tell about it. he’s just that good.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's because Waino is Carp's protege
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 27, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
his greatest creation
so far.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im hoping Carp stays on as a pitcher until such time as Dunc decides to go somewhere
then takes over as pitching coach..
by ADMDrayson on Oct 27, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when I heard he spent all of his rehab time
studying how they deployed game plans — essentially studying Duncan — I started thinking that might be a really good idea. all that time…
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This looks like the shot of the evil character from a movie,
like from The Omen.
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carp's not evil. just determined to fuck up hitters.

and if he’s busy

"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you sure he's not evil? with this simple gesture he ruined Soup's career

pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Oct 27, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
keep saying it louder
he’ll find you
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT EVIL NOT EVIL NOT EVIL
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Oct 27, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is now a hole where the eyes of The Carpenter are fixed....
VivaElBirdos: Celebrating glorious mustaches since 2009
by redbirdnation8206 on Oct 27, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bring back the cage match
Lugo vs Carp in a staring contest
by brackenthebox on Oct 27, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we might've done that during the regular season
could definitely be a great cage match
I was hoping to spread them out to last the whole offseason
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
forgive my jumping the gun
it’s community projections all over again
by brackenthebox on Oct 27, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Carp knows he'd get Lugo out and that would show
Thus Carp wins. As always.
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 28, 2009 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
momup survived
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you for the concern
It was touch ang go for awhile. He did stare a hole through the lens. Lucky for me I had protective goggles. Maybe that’s the reason for the stare. The goggles are quite attractive.
by momup on Oct 28, 2009 8:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Rainier Wolfcastle wasn't so lucky...

Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 28, 2009 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn it! he was on Mike and Mike
I could’ve listened to that.
I hate WWL so much….
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*shudders
at the thought of losing his middle finger*
by 643 on Oct 27, 2009 12:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Aw, doesn that mean no more Smoltz for closer posts?
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 12:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I still have my sig!
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 27, 2009 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone fed the rec whore. . .
I know which were the two who did it too. I see you mstreeter06 & TNTinCO. I see you . . .
Future Redbirds - tracking Cardinal prospects for Cardinal Nation
by azruavatar on Oct 27, 2009 12:30 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I welcome our all seeing
robot overlords.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 27, 2009 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I admitted to it.
But at the time I didn’t no I was supporting whoring, because as discussed, I don’t roll that way.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats what
Eddie Murphy and Hugh Grant said too…
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ClemsonGirl was just giving JD a ride home is all
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as I didn't drop him off outside of police station
I’m more of a friend than those Twilight people.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's the standard penalty for patronizing a house of rec prostitution these days?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks like a goblin or something in that picture
With the big ears and the bitter beer face and everything.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's no Muggle?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know
when Red Baron announces an open thread it’s pretty much VEB speak for “get your geek on, folks.”
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geekiest thing I've ever done:
I brought LOTR with me last night in case I wanted to watch it while writing my paper. Also discussed Elvish with my friend on the Library Bridge. And the three different kinds of elves. If being cool means I can’t like LOTR and HP, I don’t want to be cool.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont think you will have to worry about that...
.
.
.
only joshing ya!
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but you didn't bring the book
the hardbound books.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hard to read while writing a paper.
Her geekiness was admirable under the circumstances.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is there some sort of nerd order of merit we could submit this for?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's the Geek Hierarchy
http://www.brunching.com/images/geekchartbig.gif
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it does seem to be from 2002
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure it's possible to be "less geeky"
than the bottom of that flow chart. That’s so geeky it’s practically self immolating.
"I just wish that the late Harry Caray were still around so I could hear him mispronounce 'Kosuke Fukudome' every fukun' night" -- Dennis Miller
by fourstick on Oct 27, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could never watch or listen to anything while writing papers.
I was just freakish.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some people can't.
My Pandora station was too good so I never wanted to turn it off. So I didn’t watch it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Open thread means no rules against physics!
Discuss. I’m personally not too sure about Gauge-Gravity Duality.
I can’t even comprehend how anyone can begin to comprehend that stuff. Except then they do experiments and the data backs up what they’re saying, whatever it is that they are in fact saying.
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 27, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
String theory bothers me because people who understand it are apparently bad at explaining it.
They always seem to start with “So, imagine the universe is actually made of tiny strings,” and then there is some stuff about the strings vibrating, because that’s what strings do and all. And then all of a sudden there are up to 11 dimensions and I’m like, “whoa, go back a step to the string thingies? That part made sense and then you lost me.”
Also, this.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet Christ
Nothin’ like droppin’ particle fizzicks.
by Paralaranoid on Oct 27, 2009 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, A-Men
String theorists lose me instantly.
by peach concrete on Oct 27, 2009 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we're gonna talk physics
Magnetic monopoles W T F
by brackenthebox on Oct 27, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure I have to announce anything for that to happen, Matty.
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bitter beer face
Nice
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 27, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would only have been worse had I signed into my Mr Redbird account and rec'd myself
That is the first, and last time I will whore myself out for rec’s. I still will be more than happy to whore myself out for something that rhymes with “rec’s” though, if you know what I mean.
Thanks for the shoutout RB! I still want us to make John Smoltz our closer next year!
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 27, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BRING BACK MR REDBIRD!!!
jd is legend for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 27, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, Chex isn't nearly good enough to whore yourself out for.
Go for an awesomer cereal, like Cinnamon Toast Crunch or something.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
he was talking about k'nex, obviously.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It's CTC where I come from
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 27, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i did it too
just to shut him up
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Oct 27, 2009 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red should be ashamed for linking to it
that whole thing is despicable
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by gdm426 on Oct 27, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh no you caught me lol
....my quick smells like french toast...
by mstreeter06 on Oct 28, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes please.
And cold. It’s not supposed to be this cold yet.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it has rained all month in Missouri
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 27, 2009 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same.
Or it’s been freezing. I have not been to a dry handegg game all year.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to Seattle.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 27, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My new favorite band a song about Seattle.
I thought of VEB.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate the Rage virus
Or whatever it is I have.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Non+ed
“Dave Duncan is back after his hissy fit, Jose Oquendo still doesn’t seem to be getting much love for other team’s managerial jobs. Am I the only one a little nonplussed by the lack of new coaching blood?”
Call me crazy, but I tend to live by the logic that good coaches should be brought back. I’m far from nonplussed. In fact, I’m very plussed.
by Mr. Baseball on Oct 27, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, but that depends on what you think of the quality of the coaches in question.
Here comes the funcooker!
by the red baron on Oct 27, 2009 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True that
Duncan has an annoying personality, but he’s undoubtedly a good pitching coach. Any evidence I’ve seen to the contrary, statistical or otherwise, has always looked like a stretch to me.
I’ve never been sold on the idea that Oquendo is an awesome third base boach, but from what I understand he’s a remarkable fielding coach. Then again, so was guy who coached my freshman baseball team, so it can’t be that hard.
What is it Dave McKay does again?
by Mr. Baseball on Oct 27, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
backrubs.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ease up.
That is a Hall Of Famer you are talking about.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 27, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which wing?
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 27, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
joe morgan is in the HOF too.
doesn’t make him sacred.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Morgan invented the manrub.
He also invented the backwards manrub with Davey Concepcion.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 28, 2009 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what she said.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're out of control
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Oct 27, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am.
After this week I may be better.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 27, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think you meant
the best damn back rubs by a first base coach with a stopwatch in his hand while slapping your ass with the other in all of baseball!!1
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evidence to the contrary:

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know. he picked up a nonentity and made him worth something (briefly).
the only thing to pick on the management of welly was a failure to relegate him to the pen or the DL in June or so.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
rebuttal
TODD WELLEMEYER
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll see your 2008 Wellemeyer and raise you...

"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sum Wellemeyer and Pineiro
And you get 4.5 Wins.
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 27, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last year (2008),
it was 2.7 WAR. Imagine if we’d have gotten 1.8 WAR from Wellemeyer this year. I guess Duncan can only have one reclamation per season or something. (Which might be why the Colonel was good last year and Pineiro was a pinata.)
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he sucked before he was with the cards and after.
FIP – 2005 (PIT): 5.04
FIP – 2006 (PIT/TEX): 4.82
FIP – 2007 (STL): 4.86
FIP – 2008 (COL/KC): 5.42
FIP – 2009 (WAS/CIN): 4.84
Just not a good pitcher. Like dave said, they do have to have SOME talent. In 2008, kip gave up 7.17 BB/9.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
&.17 BB/9?
Holy crap.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I inexplicably held down the shift key, turning a 7 into a &?
Holy crap.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just figured your were censoring such an offensive number
by brackenthebox on Oct 27, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds much better
I was doing that. Honest!
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also, i read your "holy crap" in a peter griffin voice.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does he say that?
I’m not a big Family Guy fan.
Peter Griffin is from Family Guy, right?
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grammar Nazi alert!
If there’s a more misused five-dollar word than “nonplussed,” I don’t know about it.
What is going on with the word nonplussed? In the last year I’ve seen it used everywhere from The New York Times to the ESPN web site to mean ‘unimpressed’ or ‘indifferent’, when, as far as I can tell, the only correct definition is ‘confused’ or ‘perplexed’…
The correct meaning of nonplussed is ‘utterly perplexed; completely puzzled’. It’s derived from the Latin phrase non plus ‘not more, no further’—referring to a state in which nothing more can be done. To be nonplussed is to be at a total loss as to what to say or do. (In the Latin phrase, there should be a macron over the "o" and "u"—does anyone out there know how to do this in HTML?)
It’s puzzling as to how nonplussed has come to mean ‘undisturbed, unimpressed, indifferent’. The prefix non- means ‘not, no’, but the word plussed has no meaning in English. It’s likely that the negative prefix makes one think the meaning must be ‘not something’ rather than ‘utterly or completely something.’ Or there may be an analogy with unfazed, a word with a similar meaning…
Source: http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19991221
OK, now I’ll head back to my mother’s basement… :)
by astrostl on Oct 27, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I object.
“Nonplussed” is a five-dollar word?
"I'm gonna throw the nastiest curveball I have ever thrown...if he hits it, I'll tip my cap, but if not we're going to the Series."
--Adam Wainwright on the final pitch of the 2006 NLCS
by bgh on Oct 27, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
recession
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I get why it's used wrong
People see “non” and “plus” and assume it means the opposite of “+1” which is especially important in an internet forum.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
lots of baseball being talked about in this thread ;)
i fully support the mcgwire hiring as long as he comes clean at some point.
anyway, off to stats class!!

by stlcardinalsfang on Oct 27, 2009 2:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
fang, you're not wearing your coat
I thought this is Kirksville…..
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This would be interesting.
McGwire’s next pupil profiles much like Skip; if Mark can make him hit like Skip, that would be great.
The big guy gets a new student in a few weeks: Brendan Ryan.
The Cardinals shortstop is going with Schumaker for this winter’s workouts. Shortly before Thanksgiving, Schumaker will begin working with McGwire in Orange County, Calif., three days a week.
Ryan will drive in from Los Angeles twice a week for instruction. McGwire’s first act as Cardinals hitting coach could be finding Ryan’s trigger.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 27, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I figured this was coming, but I'm still speechless.
The mental pictures!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
also, I don't know that I want to know where Ryan's trigger is.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can only imagine...
“Ok Brendan, your swing doesn’t generate much power. The good news is that you bat from the right side, that’s where you hit dingers from. Now you’re good at mimicking batting stances, so when you get a good pitch, just go into your best right-handed Babe Ruth, or your best Mark McGwire, and hit it for a dinger.”
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
This season is going to kick so much ass.
Albert Pujols does not have "down" years. He has "~6 WAR" years.
by mattybobo on Oct 27, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't believe a meme has been created before baseball is even over
Not afraid to nitpick
by joker24 on Oct 27, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm seeing more than one
the sparkly cute postings to go with Strauss articles… I’m waiting for that to blow up to be more inclusive.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm crying.
on the other hand, now I am looking forward to more impressions.
but seriously, I am hoping Boog doesn’t get it into his head to bulk up too much. He’s got too many outstanding injuries to put too much stress on his joints.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe...
…if Boog grew a Rollie Fingers long waxed curly fries ’stache….
;=8)
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
by The MooCow on Oct 27, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he needs to have his own stache
he approached it by the NLDS
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is funny...
Now Ankiel is reaaaaaaally gone from St. Louis. He bats from this awkward, wrong, everything-is-backward side of the plate. You cannot hit dingers from that side!
I want the Walrus back...
by Paulspike on Oct 28, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope Boog starts hitting dingers!
Chicago Cubs: The first century was funny...this second one is just sad...
by nomar34 on Oct 27, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
finding Ryan’s trigger
WTF? It’s not the saliva-activated shoulder switch?
by Paralaranoid on Oct 27, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what I thought it was!
they sure aren’t starting easy with Big Mac.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Player coach is just around the corner.
“He told Albert, ‘If too many guys aren’t getting it, I’ll get in the cage and show you.’”
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 27, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could you imagine Boog with a McGwire-esque goatee?!
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
by vexedtechie on Oct 27, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
[weep]
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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