Mark McGwire! rumored to be the Cardinals' next hitting coach
Well, this is weird and awesome; it's all over the internet, most recently on Derrick Goold's twitter, but still no confirmation at press time. I hope he's not sent to negotiate Albert Pujols's next contract, but Enigmatically Sized Mac—prepare for a ridiculous muscles-watch campaign for the next several months, unless he's extremely forthcoming about The Past in the interim (Khalil Greene is already putting together a long-sleeved undershirts care package)—seems to have a serious interest in the mechanics and technique of hitting, and while a player's skill-set is no guarantee of future baseball enlightenment (Joe Morgan and John Kruk both had 110+ walk years), the McGwire method, which in Matt Holliday's unsuccessful case required quieting that big leg kick, seems like a disciplined change of pace from Hal McRae, whose philosophy seemed to involve the words "grip" and "rip" and a small thesaurus.
As for the circus—well, let's let it play out before we work up our best indignant faces. Some sportswriters might see this as a chance to focus a little more on their pet baseball black eye, but some won't, too; if that's not your prerogative the best thing to do is just to look at it in your own way, and not focus on dive-bombing the people who would see a Travesty of Baseball Ethics in Albert Pujols taking an aspirin. Perpetuating the narrative, whether to trumpet it or bury it, just keeps it going; if he says he did it, that's news, but until then each talking head from now until April is just another variation on the same set of notes.
Right now—knowing little about his techniques, and nothing about how this would or will play out—I'm excited. He's Mark McGwire! As much as the congressional hearings made me cringe, as much as the Cardinals' subsequent excellence has overshadowed the years in which he was the only going concern at Busch Stadium, I would be really excited to see him back on the bench, taking up his role as Slugger Emeritus. It's been a long time coming.
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You have to assume a guy who could draw a walk as well as he did,
would have a bit clearer idea of how to get other people to do it.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
you can assume all you want
but a guy that hits 70 homers isn’t going to be pitched to quite often, so how does that help skippy/Boog
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
well he's already helping Skippy.
I like those results, at least.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
But not Matt.
So do they cancel each other out?
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 25, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions
well the *intriguing* part is whether Holliday will sign at all
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
True that, as the cool kids say.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 25, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions
^ dat
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
Damn it. Uncool all over again.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 25, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, you tried
I’ll give ya credit.
Best moment I've ever seen at a game in person
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!
Holliday
I’m not too discouraged by Holliday’s results. It may be that scapping the leg kick would work out, but he was already a good hitter and leg kick is a natural timing mechanism for him.
In what St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa called a "big day" for his club, starter Chris Carpenter took the mound for his first session of live batting practice and promptly buzzed the fuzz on catcher Jason LaRue’s chin with an errant fastball.
"Sorry," Carpenter called from the mound.
"Don’t say you’re sorry," LaRue barked back.
"He said it," pitching coach Dave Duncan said from the side of the cage, "but he didn’t mean it."
~ DG
that isn't the only reason he was walked though
McGwire had a great eye
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
and likely benefitted from that reputation
much like I think pujols does on borderline pitches.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
same as JD
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
I have heard that he is going to be a player/coach
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
well that's just ridiculous
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
by CodyG on Oct 25, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
only Albert Pujols is ridiculous
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I have heard he is going to take Thursty's roster spot
predominantly a PH
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
very interesting
but how much does he want? and should we sign sosa/bonds as well?
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
a flag in Big Mac Land? with his face?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
a flag? i'd be surprised if he didn't want a statue in left
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
could hang a banner from the deck
it’d be bigger than a statue
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
could design the grass to his likeliness
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
noooo srsly keep the Arch in.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
"6ly" and this is your last warning
lashes come next
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
[waits for the anti-6 crowd to show up]
seriously.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
waiting.....
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
b/c of the disrespect for the S-r---s N-mb-r?
or the matthew mark lugo john sig?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
No.
6 stays. Deal with it anti-6 crowd.
/Since I said this it is probably said very sweetly. Please don’t yell at me. (Hides)
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
It was the saying of a failed season!
I don’t want to be reminded of the 2009 team’s ability to score 6 runs in an entire playoff series.
Not afraid to nitpick
and the casual reader wonders
how does a six year old get into Clemson?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I'm awesome.
The same casual reader thinks some of you need to be more careful about what you say around a 6 year old.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
6 year olds have to learn this stuff sometime
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
we are not role models
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
the big question
will he get to wear no. 25?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
seems to be available....
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
maybe if he has a lengthy career
as a cardinals hitting coach, they will retire it in St. Louis
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
that can happen but they give up edmonds number like *this
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
I'm sorry I don't follow you
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
they give up JEd's number faster than gdm...well, you know
but McGwire’s is sacred and must not be given to anyone
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
ah, I see what you did there
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
exactly what I meant
we all know what happens to a pan of brownies while you are around
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Oct 25, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I heart Scrubs
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain
didn't it get cancelled recently?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
nope
new season with new cast coming soon
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
hmm
interesting, i don’t know what i’m thinking of then
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
ER? According to JIm(jk)?
`
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
they are trying to come up with
a new name for Scrubs too since only Dr Cox & Turk are the only regulars coming back full time. there’s also one intern from last season that’s back as well but her name escapes me at the moment
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
he just wants that 30M back
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
if you keep talking like this
you’re going to find yourself on MLB Trade Rumors as an unnamed scout before you know it.
matty is a real person! and more reliable than Gammons!
he might even be using his real name!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Gammons>Olney>rosenthal
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
This rock >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gammons>Olney>Rosenthal
by vivaelpujols on Oct 25, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
does the rock have a name?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Whoolio's left hand?
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
by RiverRat on Oct 25, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
zing!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
are you saying I am greater than that rock?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
well I'm trying to figure out if the rock has a name.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
then mattyfrommo is probably a more credible source
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I believe it's ...
Duane Johnson!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
One thing we really like about this rock is that he is not ken rosnethal.

"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
by hazel on Oct 25, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
1. Pull stuff out of my arse
2. Comment on VEB, and become an unnamed scout
3 ?
4. profit!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
what's step three?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
....
1. Pull stuff out of my arse
2. Comment on VEB, and become an unnamed scout
3 ?
4. profit!
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
Whoa, step 3 is the entire 4 steps?
It’s a fractal!
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
step 3 is a mystery
did RR just solve on of life’s mysteries?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
oh math humor
fellow math nerds unite!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
but what's step 3?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
....
1. Pull stuff out of my arse
2. Comment on VEB, and become an unnamed scout
3 ?
4. profit!
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
i think riverrat is trying to say you should google it.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/profit
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I know the meme
just playing along with it.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
you just like encouraging math nerds
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
we need no encouragement
we’ll find it everywhere. everywhere, I tell you! (evil laugh)
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah
quantify everywhere
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
two days in a row
bravo gdm
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
i thought riverrat posted that first
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i guess i'm wrong
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Thief!!!!!
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
I'm taking TWSS now.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
Morpheus then?
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
well i never saw you post this
i found it on the first page of a google image surch, it was the only thing there in 20 pages. so it’s the only thing out there, there’s lots of Mo’s so i guess i can share him with you for now.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
guilty
I’ve been told that I’m kind of a pain in the asymptote.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
endlessly approaching irritation?
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Yes
but I never quite reach it.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
well that's unfortunate
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
If you really don't know
here’s a wiki
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
is it bad that the first thing that popped into my mind is that he'd be taking up space on the 40 man and 25 man rosters
i assume a player coach would be subject to the roster rules but that would be a sneaky way to have an expanded roster; fill you coaching staff with player coaches
Really, the only bad part of bacon is that it makes you thirsty . . . for more bacon
If this is announced...
my head will literally explode.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
you should lay out a tarp
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
there better be more than one person
if they need a tarp
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i'm not cleaning it up
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
where is he?
guess I’ll have to say it:
that’s what she said
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
6ly?
you think it could/would happen? I mean an NL Tony team carrying a PH/DH?
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
I don't know anymore
I don’t know what to believe
Joe Thurston was on the roster on the last day of play
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Believe this.
Thursty sucks. Hold onto that with both hands.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 25, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions
should I wash my hands first?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Tom Lawless is the master of TWSS's
Three in one thread? Wow.
Best moment I've ever seen at a game in person
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!
If Thurston's on the roster b/c of Tony...
my guess is that McGwire is the hitting coach b/c of Tony
Best moment I've ever seen at a game in person
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!
I think I got it
Pujols goes o third Big mac at first and all our problems are solved!
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
by jove it's tony enough to happen
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
While I am now convinced that this is almost official
I still would not be surprised to see McGwire back out of this at the last minute.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
how old are his kids?
hmm
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
yes, the mcgwire kids factor into this decision
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Eh...
Not the biggest fan of this. I’m sure he’s a good hitting coach. But I just don’t like signing the guy who, in reality, has become a punchline for the steroid era to serve as a mentor to younger players, etc.
But that’s just me.
I have discovered in twenty years of moving around a ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats. ~Bill Veeck
add that
he now becomes even more associated with our team, etc…I’m not even happy that he has a highway in StL named after him.
I have discovered in twenty years of moving around a ball park, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats. ~Bill Veeck
I'm not a fan of this either
I lost my respect for him after his gaffe at the steroid hearings. I like the fact that McRae is gone, but they could’ve picked a guy that doesn’t have any outstanding issues.
Best moment I've ever seen at a game in person
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!
whatever
Manny pops this year, gets suspended and everyone loves him. Petite makes up some story about only doing it once and he is off the hook.
McGwire was the only guy who did not lie in those hearings. Screw what the press made him out to be. The have shown if they like a guy they like a guy. And when they can make sell a story for tearing down a guy, they’ll tear down a guy.
by Evilfrog on Oct 25, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
* pettitte
it was only petite before the riods.
by Evilfrog on Oct 25, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
agreed.
McGwire’s “performance” at the hearing looks better and better in retrospect, especially in comparison to others like Raffy and Sosa.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 25, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Those hearings were all about Congressional strutting and
huffing and puffing and nothing else. In my view, McGuire was the only person who came out of that fiasco with any dignity. More people should have refused to cooperate with that Potemkin hearing.
And the man wants to hit the ball. And he does! And there he goes, off in that direction. And everyone is happy. -- Marge Simpson's play-by-play
What?
We apparently saw two different things.
by Tom_Lawless_Bat_Flip on Oct 26, 2009 6:03 AM EDT up reply actions
couldn't agree more...it was a joke
i was embarassed by how stupid some of the congressmen were.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 26, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah seriously
Why the hell does Congress give a crap about a game? There were bigger fish to fry.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 26, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions
One day
You’ll have to tell me how Sosa shooting up ANYTHING affects MLB’s hold on American baseball. It would take something far greater than steroids for Congress to dissolve the monopoly on baseball, and even then look how well alternative football leagues do.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 27, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm not saying there isn't a PR-element here.
Look, they do what their constituents want them to do. If they’re receiving calls, emails, and letters about this from a ton of constituents (and knowing the misplaced morality of Americans, you know they were) then they are going to look into it. Everyone knows MLB’s status as a legal monopoly, and that status is contingent upon the league following the law. People know this.
by spants on Oct 27, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
To top it all off
the stuff that he was taking that started it all, andro, wasn’t even illegal at the time. Not saying that it was right or wrong, just sayin.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 26, 2009 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I think that it might've been OTC at the time as well.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 26, 2009 4:18 AM EDT up reply actions
i think it still is
the andro set the whole thing off, but it’s the stuff he was doing before the andro that resonates
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I'm sure you are right about that.
I just remember when that reporter took out of Mac’s locker and it blew up from there. At least Mac’s head didn’t turn into a mardi gras float like Bond’s did.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 26, 2009 4:24 AM EDT up reply actions
it still kills me
that bottle of andro just sitting there, rather innocently.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it was...
you could get it at GNC. It was the hot thing to take after creatine had kind of puttered out…
by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 26, 2009 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions
70 through downtown.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 25, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I know what's next
does he take oquendo’s spot as future manager?
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
*I know, what's next?
i need a grammar nazi’s help
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Naturally,
Hal McRae has always been completely respectable.
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
At about 1:08 into the video
Is that a bottle of alcohol in his hand right there? I never noticed that before.
Also, at 0:55 in, is that blood on that guy’s face? Did he get scraped by that phone Hal chucked or something?
Offseason Rumors : Me :: Unicorn Blood : Voldemort
by Cardinals645 on Oct 25, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I seem to remember
without looking at the video, that, yes a reporter did get scraped up a bit in that incident.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
Not sure why I think I remember this, but..
I think he got hit with some food. Maybe ketchup or something. I may be way off on this. It’s been a while since I’ve seen the footage.
Ummmmm...
….was he wearing pajamas during that rant, ’cause that is just disturbing…
:=8.
Big McLargehuge!
:=8O
hey mattyfrommo
are serious about the player/coach thing?
/sarcasm radar is broken
"Albert hits good pitches hard and bad pitches even harder. And when he gets in the batter's box, if you pray, then you start praying. And if you don't pray, you think about starting."--Brian Bannister
mixed emotions
and hope this isn’t a pr move – bringing in star power to mask future disappointments
and i’m very curious about how it went down. was ditching hal tied to tony’s contract, and did tony fight for him, then be given mac to soothe his anger, a la holliday after duncan was traded…or what? any speculation?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
definitely not a pr move
if you hire a guy with as much scrutiny placed on him as McGwire, you’d better be darn sure he’s going to do his job well, or you shoot yourself in the foot.
In what St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa called a "big day" for his club, starter Chris Carpenter took the mound for his first session of live batting practice and promptly buzzed the fuzz on catcher Jason LaRue’s chin with an errant fastball.
"Sorry," Carpenter called from the mound.
"Don’t say you’re sorry," LaRue barked back.
"He said it," pitching coach Dave Duncan said from the side of the cage, "but he didn’t mean it."
~ DG
shoot one just for safe measure
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
but tony
has been known to shoot himself in the foot before when loyalty comes into play. i’m just hoping all involved were on board with big mac and he wasn’t a consolation to tony for firing hal.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
there's no way Bill & MO aren't on board & want Big Mac for hitting coach
TLR doesn’t have that much powar
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
i wonder sometimes
and it causes me worry
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
is that 250 an hour
for my therapy?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
tempting the GOB
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
when he fires Mo and becomes GM
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
don't tempt them, man!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
TLR
Has also assembled one of the best coaching staffs in baseball over the last decade. I trust this one.
In what St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony La Russa called a "big day" for his club, starter Chris Carpenter took the mound for his first session of live batting practice and promptly buzzed the fuzz on catcher Jason LaRue’s chin with an errant fastball.
"Sorry," Carpenter called from the mound.
"Don’t say you’re sorry," LaRue barked back.
"He said it," pitching coach Dave Duncan said from the side of the cage, "but he didn’t mean it."
~ DG
Albert Pujols and Chris Carpenter?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
truer words...
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Konichiwa Danielsan
how’s the vacation to the far east?
here’s hoping Big Mac’s hitting philosophy takes a que from Mr Miyagi’s book
first learn stance, then learn how to draw a walk. natural rules of baseball players, not mine. Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off, walk on, walk off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off, walk on, walk off. Don’t forget to breathe, very important. wax on, wax off, walk on, walk off. win.
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by gdm426 on Oct 25, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Gotta rec that for the work alone.
Along with a beautiful 80’s movie reference.
You're the fail to my win?
"There is not a better feeling in the whole world than knowing that you are the best team in both leagues."- Bob Forsch on winning the 1982 World Series.
by MaytheForschbewithyou on Oct 26, 2009 4:22 AM EDT up reply actions
a little perspective
John Smoltz’s line….
Mark McGwire
PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO
7 6 1 0 0 0 2 1 1
BA OBP SLG OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP .167 .286 .167 .453 0 0 0 0 0
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
oh, a link.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/play-index/pvb.cgi?n2=mcgwima01&n1=smoltjo01
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
so you think six AB is a big enough sample size
you are so much better than that
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
I think it is obvious what Yadi2 meant
Smoltz for closer!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
[watches to see what else people think it's about]
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
John Smotzl was better than most for
most of the late 90’s and early 00’s. That line just proves it.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
smoltz for player coach?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
let's add more numbers
May 15, 1967
Oct 1, 1963
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
oh I know their DOB
or is it conception?
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
wow, I don't want to know where you get your stats
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
this
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
so get on the calculations
when is the prime time for a third baseman
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i believe it's
in the beginning or end of the month as is the case with beltre,glaus ,zimmerman,longoria
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
just tell me finn rolen fits your model
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
it does, actually.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
it = DOB
don’t mean to imply he’s an it
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
then we need to get
our resident astrologist on this immediately.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
hmmm
sun in Virgo
moon in Gemini …. in conjunction with Mars, interesting
ascendant in Libra or Scorpio, depending on the time.
lots of squares and oppositions. both sun (personal) and moon (relationships) have direct oppositions, and they’re square with each other.
pretty much it suggests someone really, really intense and impulsive. outgoing, likes to challenge himself, needs excitement, won’t quite get across to other people + short fuse. extreeeeeeme. a… handful, as they say.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 26, 2009 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Is that Finn Rolen's chart?
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
yup
ascendant’s probably wrong, but I did mah best.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 27, 2009 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions
pretty awesome--I bet Scotty himself has plenty of squares and oppositions
and I think he’s still part of the Libra in Pluto cohort that quickly severs relationships and doesn’t look back.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
dude, there's baseball.
thought it was just a rumor.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Over under on mention
of Petite’s great pickoff move….4.5
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
with or without men on base?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Pettitte does have a great pickoff move
it’s called ‘impunity from the balk rule.’ He steps toward home and throws to first EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. It made me so mad when he was with the Astros.
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
THERE IT IS.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
they did mention Valatan's point about Balky
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
not a fan of this
For several reasons:
-traditionally coaches have to prove their worth as a coach and work their way up the ladder. Mac may turn out to be a great hitting coach, but I dislike the idea of finding out at the ML level.
- we have heard that Holliday worked with Mac and had some poor results. Might having Mac as his hitting coach weigh into Holliday’s decision on where he plays next year?
- the sideshow that comes along with Mac. We all know about “I’m not here to talk about the past.”
I know Mac has worked with individuals in the past, but that is not the same as working with a dozen different guys with a dozen different problems.
Having said all of that, it beats having McRae back, and I hope that Mac proves me wrong and is an excellent coach.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
by scoot on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
he did help dunc jr. increase he Pitches/PA though
So a combo of him and abreu(who i’ve heard helped the angels) will get up there.
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
i'm guessing chris means he can tell a ball from a strike
but has trouble picking out the type of pitches coming at him. he has a great O-swing but a terrible contact rate, which suggests, say, he’s looking fastball and swinging early on a change.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Correct
He doesn’t seem to be able to read a change-up and/or a tailing fastball, at least in the clips I’ve looked at.
I’ve tried to look at clips of his swing and misses to see if he’s got a mechanical problem, and pretty much inevitably he’s horribly fooled by a pitch.
I think he may be especially vulnerable when he’s behind in the count.
i for one am pleased that the yutzes at ESPN and the ignoramuses in the commentary section
of every sports-related site can turn off their reptillian brains and basically say “steroids” for the next week.
watch for “he’s got the easiest coaching job around. he just has to say ‘put this in your arm.’ HAW HAW HAW STEROIDS GET IT HE’S GONNA TEACH THEM TO USE STEROIDS AND NOT TEACH THEM TO HIT” comments to hit message boards near you.
still trying to sort through my thoughts about all this. I will note that, as regards the plate discipline, mcgwire did have a 20% or better walk rate from 1993 through 2000 (with one exception in 1997). that seems to antedate his alleged steroid-induced peak. on the other hand, this was a guy who hit 49 HR in his first full season in 1987. so, he was always a fearsome power hitter.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
This has always been
my argument in any McGwire conversation:
this was a guy who hit 49 HR in his first full season in 1987. so, he was always a fearsome power hitter.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
skinny as a 20 yr old rail.....
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
the argument, of course, is how much of it was OMS
……….AW SHIT. Colby’s going to regain the weight he’s supposed to put back on and they’re going to jump all over him.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Exactly, McGwire showing him the way......
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
then he'll stress-eat at midnight
and then it’ll be Joe Thurston in center.
noooooooooooo
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
don't take this the wrong way
but something about how your mind works is seriously fucked up.
the only way joe thurston ends up in center is if tony subs him in LF and he gets lost.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 25, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
aw, you noticed
thanks
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 25, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
well done.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
the alternative was
“and then it’ll be Rick Ankiel in center”
I toned it down
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and for that we thank you.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
sounds plausible to me
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
This had me rolling
I could totally see Thurston wandering and ending up sitting down in the grass next to Colby.
by Mulliganstew on Oct 26, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
colby put that weight on last off-season
with a workout regimen of his choosing. it was a slight point of contention, IIRC, between he and the powers, who wanted him to play fall/winter ball instead. This always gave Klobby points to me – his confidence that he would make roster, and his self-knowledge of what he needed to do. He’ll be strong next year, and a future perennial all-star.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
yes, but he lost the weight due to his stomach problems this season
I’m saying the wags and idiots will start comparing and contrasting pictures and go “look! proooooooof!”
just like people look at Albert’s expanding frame and discount the fact that he’s going easy on his killer workouts due to the elbow, and he’s genetically predisposed to being a big dude…. and go “look! prooooooof!”
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'll take anyone out who says Colby's on steroids.
Just try idiots in the media. Just try.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 26, 2009 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yeah but look at him in the late 90's early 00's
that’s what i meant by small. not normal small, small for him. he’s always been a beast of a man.
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strategically placed signature:
Amplifying or disguising? Discuss.
Also, the freudian implications of signing your own junk.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 26, 2009 1:40 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
rickey henderson
is the only one who should sign his own junk because he can say, “And that’s Rickey’s junk.”
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Unbelievable
At least the sig is short, so it didn’t quite loop around REGGIE’S junk.
is that a "g"
or is he just happy to see reggie?
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
by cardball on Oct 26, 2009 4:13 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Amplifying
It clearly says to me, “Look at my junk.”
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
what. the. fuck. Vlad.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he's playing like a Cardinal
09 edition
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions
doubled up at first
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
oh and the next batter got a base hit.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
my bad
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
why you gotta kick the season while it's down
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Good to know.
I’ll hold off until we start playing again.
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i got the "gnomes" song stuck in my head now
thanks to whoever decided to bring that up
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
so implore you all to listen to this so you can share in my misery
I'm like a polygon, I'm edgy.
"OHHHHH!!!!!!! IT TASTES. SO. GOOD!!!!!!!!!!"
-BOOOOOOOOG
You're making it very, very easy
not to click on that link. You gotta disguise it better.
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
it's not rickrolling.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
don't you remember the last time you did this!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Boog would've gotten that
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Not sure about this...
either. I mean he hit a bunch of HRs but I don’t remember him being the greatest contact hitter, especially without the ’roids.
Does anyone know...
of any objective way to assess the performance of hitting coaches, or to project the performance of someone before they take the job?
MB for LF in 2010!
I brought it up mid season and
it wasnt really talked that much about…some debated if they even made a difference
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
here
http://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2009/5/26/888519/coaches-and-their-signifagance
This guys so good(Pujols) He should be illegal-Pirates announcers
It could very well be negative
A pro hitter called me once to ask about some of the stuff his hitting coach was telling him to try to get him out of a slump. It was standard conventional wisdom (extension and throw the hands at the ball, etc.) and it would have made his swing worse and not better. I have also had a AAA hitting coach tell me that Pujols does things that video shows that he clearly does not do. Many of these guys are just regurgitating clues that may have worked for them but that can be interpreted VERY differently by different people.
For example
Here’s an e-mail I received a couple of years back from a guy who is now a manager at A ball.
Do yourself a favor and go back to the drawing board when talking about the upper body of these great hitters swings. You do a pretty nice job of explaining the lower half but then blow it on the hands and upper body. Take a good look at your clips and tell me where Pujols’ hands go after he makes contact with those arms bent…they work “through the zone” just like your overhead video clip of Linear hitting shows. That is what we term extension through the zone. This “connection” you describe with the back elbow (which is dead right) actually is a slot that the back elbow extends through to give your barrel more time in the zone. The diagrams of Pete Rose from overhead are WAY off. You will only see Albert’s hands work in a circle if he is ridiculously jammed on an inside pitch.
The thing that really got me was when his objections to my comments about a video clip of Pete Rose’s swing.
- Overhead View of Pete Rose’s swing
He apparently wasn’t a big fan of reality and how it conflicted with his sense of when and where extension happens.
Over and over again...
…I am approached by parents of HS kids who…
1. Have beautiful swings.
2. Are hitting WELL.
…whose coaches are desperately trying to change their swings because they their their swing won’t scale.
More often than not these kids have THE swing and their coaches are simply to ignorant to recognize a good swing when they see it.
Does this guy really believe
what he writes?
Duncan wants to continue coaching, and there are not many options for him in the big leagues outside of St. Louis.
honestly, if DD said I’m a FA, I’m sure more than one lucrative offer would show up.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
let me guess
Rosenthal?
I don’t think he even merits unicorns….
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Jon Paul Morosi.....
Jon Paul Morosi is a national MLB writer for FOXSports.com. He previously covered baseball for the Detroit Free Press and Seattle Post-Intelligencer. He began his journalism career at the Bay City Times in his native Michigan.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
You'd think from working in Seattle and all
he’d have a better feel for DD.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
maybe they have a brainwashing program
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
[closes subject line]
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 26, 2009 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Not quite to Passan levels, but.....
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
one thing we can all be sure will arise out of this hiring:
hyperventilating bryan burwell article hits the paper in 5 . . .4 . . .3 . . . 2 . . . .
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
link?
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
it just has the feel of inevitability to it.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
Naw, he was too busy bitching about the Rams
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
The way I see it: McGwire could be good or bad
in the end he’s not Hal McRae, and that’s a good thing. I really want us to see more pitches and draw more walks next year.
I was never a fan of Charley Lau Sr.'s mechanics stuff
His book is absolutely terrible.
His ego and approach stuff is gold, but I don’t think McRae seemed to be teaching that.
Lucky that Pettitte was exposed as a doper...
otherwise he’d be on his way to the HOF. That’d be tough to stomach.
MB for LF in 2010!
I wonder who...
the first high profile doper to go in will be.
I betcha it’s Manny simply because of that Manny-being-Manny crap.
Clemens, Bonds, Mac, Sosa, Palmeiro… they’re all screwed for at least a generation.
MB for LF in 2010!
probably palmeiro
3000 hits 500 HR not many of those guy
+ he retired before clemens+ bonds
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Pettitte
Going to break the record for most post-season wins very soon.
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain
And then he spouts all that Christian morality crap...
NOTE: nothing wrong with Christian morality, just pointing out a blatant hypocrite who can’t keep his trap shut about this stuff.
MB for LF in 2010!
never underestimate what a person will do or say to save their ass
christian or not
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Pettitte will "never" make the HOF
and nothing to do with doping.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
OT: Quick question
I’m looking for a music service. I’ve tried rhapsody and napster with disappointing results. Anyone have a good suggestion? I’d like cheap mp3 files without a monthly service fee.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I only use limewire to try stuff out or if I can't buy it
Also, there are lots of crappy encodes on Limewire.
If you value your time, it’s cheaper to just buy them at $.99.
i've had a few problems with it, but for the most part it's been good
you just really have to be careful
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what do you mean by
be careful? The price sounds right to me, but I’m not exactly tech savvy.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
you have to watch what you d/l & make sure your virus stuff is up to date
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hmm
sounds scary. Any suggestions for free virus protection while we are at it?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
About 1/4 of the files are trojan horses and other bad things
It’s obvious by the file size, type, and/or bit rate if you know what you are doing.
But it’s not obvious to novices.
Dumb question:
Why don’t the music companies flood these sites with infected downloads… Or do they do that already?
MB for LF in 2010!
so
I have a 75% chance for not picking the bad file? I like my chances!
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
you have been reported
please run scoot before the internet police catch you
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
jokes on them
I didn’t do it yet. Must be gdm they’re after.
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
nice trickery man
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
got an example of
file size, type, bit rate to look out for? I’m 6ly considering giving this thing a go
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
you'll also learn pretty quickly to tell what's a good or bad file
the newer songs always have a bunch of junk files out there
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sweet
thanks for the help, both of you. I’m not real interested in new stuff anyway, so hopefully I won’t have too many problems
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I would just got with a bit torrent
much safer. Use isohunt.com to search for the torrent, and read the comments to see how legit it is. But first download a torrent program. I prefer utorrent.com .
Offseason Rumors : Me :: Unicorn Blood : Voldemort
by Cardinals645 on Oct 26, 2009 2:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Does Big Mac answer the questions
at his hiring press conference? Might have to address the issue in order to be hired (DeWitt requirement?) so there isn’t a circus entering ST. Straight forward approach appears to have worked even for A-Rod. Another plus would be to hold the conference just prior to the WS to make the issue back page news as soon as possible.
He's got to be straight forward or it'll be a disaster
I’m expecting something along the lines of, “I did it. It was wrong. I regret it. Now let’s move on.”
Anything else and it will dog, and eventually destroy, him.
protocol
requires after WS.
and he is long retired. no one cares. it is not akin to arod. he really doesn’t have to answer anything, unless he cares about the HOF.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
...all because of USA...
Or wait, because you like the Yankees?
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
a little from column A, a little from column B
but if you’re game, maybe we can try some Jameson & see if that helps
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I don't know...
Don’t you come with an internet son?
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss the days...
when Steinbrenner was a laughing stock and the Yanks hired a new manager every .75 years.
MB for LF in 2010!
good time...good times.
"Everyone in here comes to the yard ready to play every day. I’ll take this group, any day until the day I die."
"This whole Cardinals thing.....I don’t know if you guys are a believer, but I’m a believer."
~ Ryan Fucking Ludwick
here's some actual binary translate if you want
01101001 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01000111 01000100 01001101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01101111 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100100 01110011 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100010 01100001 01110011 01100101 01100010 01100001 01101100 01101100
http://home2.paulschou.net/tools/xlate/
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
thank you I try my best
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Possibly nexdef'd
but Steve Phillips has been fired by the WWL
If only they could get rid of Morgan…
Best moment I've ever seen at a game in person
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!
"Phillips ability to be an effective analyst was significantly and irreparably damaged"
That’s all you need to know about the WWL… He can’t analyze baseball effectively anymore because he had an affair.
MB for LF in 2010!
Like Harold Reynolds & his sexual harrassment
Best moment I've ever seen at a game in person
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 25, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
translation:
Our legal department told us that if he ever put his anatomy near another female employee again, said female employee would soon be owed several hundred million dollars.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 25, 2009 10:32 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
His ability to be an effective analyst
was significantly and irreparably damaged in the womb.
Offseason Rumors : Me :: Unicorn Blood : Voldemort
by Cardinals645 on Oct 26, 2009 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well I did not see that one coming
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Oct 25, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Absolutely not.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I think something else was involved besides acting crazy.
Besides how am I supposed to get a teaching job if I’m all over the news for that?
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
There is in teaching.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
We give all our novice teachers a talking to about how they present themselves – and are presented by others – on myspace and facebook. Cause parents will check.
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah they will.
Parents are stalkers. I know. My mother is an expert fb stalker.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
It's either disturbing or retroactively cool
That a lot of the education majors I know are all fairly………morally lax.
Not afraid to nitpick
Same here.
It appalls me. The people in my math class scare me. I don’t want them teaching my children.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions
If you home schooled your kids
you would be one of the most highly educated home school teachers!
/comment said in fun, please no flaming arrows
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I'm confused.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry
I was making the broad generalization that most homeschool moms don’t have a bachelors degree yet consider themselves better suited to educate their kids than professional teachers
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I mean that's true.
I don’t like home schooling. I actually think most of the people in my classes will be fine teachers it just scares me seeing them now.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
They’re just being kids. I’ve always been mature for my age so I’ve never really been into things like partying and stuff like that.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Most of them will grow up.
Some will be counseled out of teaching. And some will make it into the classroom and figure out it’s not for them. And, unfortunately, a few will make it through and damage some kids. But hopefully we can limit that number.
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think they're going to damage kids
There’s just a lot of education major sluts it seems….which just changes how I retroactively look at the world from the ages of 13 to 18. Doesn’t mean they can’t teach math without boning a 15 year old.
Not afraid to nitpick
They will damage children if they aren't serious about their jobs.
If they are not doing their job they will damage children.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
What grade are you looking to teach?
Is it elementary?
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Kindergarten or first grade.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
You must be patient.
What a fun age! You get to teach counting. :-)
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I love little kids.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
does level of teaching determine income?
high school teacher earn more than kindergarten teacher?
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
I don't think that much.
I may be wrong. But I don’t think so.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't know how this breaks down,
and if it varies from district to district. But good kindergarten teachers are worth their weight in gold. Starting pitching levels.
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
my nephew is in K
it’s shocking how little he’s being taught. 6ly, he’s learned more from his mom than he has so far at skool
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Not good.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
i can't remember what we did in my kindergarten class
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
we had half days when I went
so for the first hour or so we colored then were read to the rest of the day
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
it's only for 4 hours a day too!
when i was in K, i actually had to do stuff like math. and i went to skool for 8 hours & liked it.
f’in private skools
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gdm probably had to go to two straight half day classes
you know, to catch up
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
and i still failed
plus it was a private skool. they could keep me as long as my parents wanted me there
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In gym class
we did the robot and played with the giant parachute. My gym teacher – Mr. Adams – was the greatest.
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
i threw wrenches
if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
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The giant parachute!!!!!!
My favorite thing!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I know!
My gym teacher always played Judy Collins’ “Bring in the Clowns” when we played with it. We also did those clacky bamboo sticks.
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions
my gym teacher was a vietnam vet
so whenever someone asked them about his missing arm he yelled at us and made us do laps.
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Gym teachers
are a special breed.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
They are if they aren't being serious about school
because they’re too busy doing other things.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I believe
If I stayed at home I could unquestionably give a kid a better book education than 95% of the teachers I had, but you’re still going to raise a psycho because the social education of going to school is at least as important anyway. There’s no other way to learn past the awkwardness of interaction.
Not afraid to nitpick
But you're actually educated.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
good point
the social aspect of normal school is very important
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I know a home schooled kid and he's mostly normal
He gets lots of interaction with kids in other settings.
There are a lot
of home schooled kids here at Moody. Some of them are pretty normal, but the majority of them are extremely eccentric, even for a Bible college ;)
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
my cousins out west are home schooled
they are very, very odd. especially for christans
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Sometimes
the oddness is a result of the home schooling, but sometimes the home schooling is needed as a result of an odd child getting picked on at school, in turn compounding the eccentricities.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I was home schooled for three years 5th-7th grade
and in that time the only thing that makes you odd is all the time spent with your parents.
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
my bro was home skooled for
about 5 years too. he’s also very odd. but high skool & collage got a lot of the weirdness out of him.
my aunt & uncle are weird people too, so that explains a lot as to how my cousins are turning out
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Self selected group
This sounds almost as if you are judging home schoolers based on the ones that attend a highly unusual school.
Bingo
Also, more opportunity to interact with kids across a range of ages.
A home schooled curriculum can range from being raised in a homsteader’s cabin to interacting daily with 40+ other home school kids at scheduled events, then playing after-school sports. The “no social interaction” argument has to come with a qualifier, or it’s pretty much just uninformed.
if you're looking for informed comments....
don’t bother discussing homeschooling on a blog about cardinals baseball and you won’t end up being disappointed.
by Willie McGee's Twin on Oct 26, 2009 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions
And yet
those home school kids keep doing so well that colleges recruit and compete for them.
Maybe the broad generalization isn’t so accurate? Or doesn’t speak to the only thing that makes for a constructive educational environment?
Is there any evidence that colleges,
colleges recruit and compete for them (Homeschooled children).
?
"Of course Kolby Rasmus was going deep! That’s what Kolby Rasmus does! You don’t give Kolby Rasmus second chances!" -Kolby Rasmus
It's certainly given me perspective
On why the whole student-teacher “relationship” things seem so common…
Not afraid to nitpick
the only good analyst they have is Vina
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
I like Singleton better
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Oct 25, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
TIMMEH
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 26, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
I think we can all agree that the desk jockeys (burfum/ravich?) suck
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Actually, I like Ravech
He was the only one who picked the Cards to win the WS in 06 (in the expert predictions_ prior to the WS
Best moment I've ever seen at a game in person
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 25, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions
typing fail
(in the expert predictions)*
Best moment I've ever seen at a game in person
Looking forward to Cardinals baseball in 2010!
by zoomzoomj88 on Oct 25, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I always remember ravech for that too
I’m always partial to him now.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
It's always one of my favorite moments in my Yahoo! college pick 'em league
When I’m the only one in the group to pick a game correctly. For example, I was the only one that correctly predicted South Carolina wouldn’t cover against Vanderbilt last night.
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 25, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd imagine that
being the only WWL expert to correctly pick the WS winner would be the ultimate in “I told you so”
I wonder how Ravech handled that.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I wonder if he actually thought that
Or if the network told him to make that prediction? I’ve heard that they do that to try and ratchet up ratings.
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 25, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah there's always that too
I still like him, he seems to be the voice of reason when all the talking heads are just going on and on about how great the DH is and how Boston has the best fans in baseball. He usually sticks up for the NL, something even Kruk doesn’t do that often
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
well burfum is still a horrible biased red sox fan
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Anybody who picked the Cards to win the WS going into 2006...
was an idiot. That was obviously a team in decline
MB for LF in 2010!
guayzimi has my back
And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
the predictions were just prior to the WS
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
So how long until he's hired by MLBN?
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 25, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
OT:
What about Shelley Duncan as a stopgap if we don’t sign Holliday? Dude rakes at Scranton-WB and it would make pops happy. I’m sure he’s a butcher in the field…
MB for LF in 2010!
uh, let's just say no to any more Duncan boys
please?
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/d/duncash01.shtml?redir
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Oct 25, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Is it the one where he makes..
fun of the guy for needing a stool to get into his truck? I always figured he turned off half of the truck buying public with that one.
MB for LF in 2010!
It's a blanket statement
If it’s a commercial for Chevrolet that stars Howie Long, I hate it.
(The one that just came on had something to do with seat size)
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 25, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
When you tell Pandora you don't like a song it apologizes.
It’s the cutest thing.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
this site gives you all the songs you need
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
I like Pandora.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions
doesn't have a max number of songs
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
I don't care.
I don’t need a lot of songs. That means I’ll buy more songs on iTunes. I’ll go broke.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Grooveshark is nice
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain
first time there?
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Nah
I’ve used it for a few months. I haven’t looked for a song I couldn’t find :P
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain
hit a homer, homer

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
we say ryan braun here
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
ok just don't let it happen again
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
the Deputy seems to be a proper noun
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 26, 2009 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions
you fucking kidding me
how do you hit that!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
this should illustate the call

And now a scene from seinfeld
ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
2 fractal references in one thread!
Excellent.
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
weird
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
just as long as there's not a knife-wielding blogger in the house
I
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
why would you go towards the scary music?
get out there NOW!
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
But I need to figure out why there's a light on down there...
I don’t remember turning it on. And there’s this scratching noise, like when someone runs a knife along a cement wall. It could be a kitten trapped down there!
I’ll be right back.
by peach concrete on Oct 25, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
..

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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Thanks for that.
/whimpers
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Um...
yes.
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by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
we have a winner
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
good for you cody, you've scarred an attractive co-ed.
beam with pride my man. beam with pride
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look at that swing
you think mo’s watching?
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
if you can swing a guitar you can swing a bat
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
or Derosa throws the ball to ludwick
no?
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
peach are you alright?
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
OMG!
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by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
that's probably exactly what she's saying right about now
RIP Peach. i’ll miss you the mostest
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bye

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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
STOP IT!
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I stepped it a level
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
thanks scoot
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
you are a wise man
is it true you have a second identity?
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
I have my identity on here
and my real life identity where I am a lazy no good grad student. But, only one identity here. Have you been listening to gdm?
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
what was i thinking
facepalm
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
halloween play list
This is Halloween – Danny Elfman
Pet Cemetery – Ramones
Purple People Eater – Sheb Wooley
]Monster Mash – The Misfits (Boris Pickett Cover)
Halloween – AFI (misfits cover)
Symphonie Fantastique 5th Movement – Hector Berlioz
Welcome to My Nightmare – Alice Cooper
Burn in Hell – Twisted Sister
Thriller – Micheal Jackson
Haunted House – Jumpin’ Gene Simmons
Horror of our Love – Ludo
white zombie blood milk & sky, the original version & miss september mix2
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Suggestions
Deadman’s party – Oingo Boingo
Somebody’s watching me – Rockwell
Time Warp – Rocky Horror
I’m not dead – Pink
More suggestions
The Candy Man – Sammy Davis Jr.
Scream – Michael Jackson
Running with the Devil – Van Halen
Gimme More – Britney Spears
I Saw Your Mommy – Suicidal Tendencies
Gimme gimme (Candy)
Hello?
Of course I made up a play list for kids (mostly).
It does have “Holiday In Cambodia” because it’s rather dark song and kind of creepy.
I also have a fair number of Smiths songs on my Halloween playlist (There’s a Light That Will Never Go Out, Pretty Girls Make Graves).
Don't Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
Also: Not really a suggestion, but one of my favorite song titles of all time:
The Siege & Investiture of Baron Von Frankenstein’s Castle at Weisseria – BOC
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 25, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I hadn't
so I pulled it up on YouTube. That’s good stuff.
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 25, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions
it's been around forever too
they recorded it in 94 or 95 i think
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hello zepp by charlie clouser
Otherwise known as the Saw theme
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
and an awesome book
and an awesome movie
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Actually a TERRIBLE movie
One of the worst I’ve ever seen.
I can’t remember why I hate it, but it’s visceral.
the sound at the end when it cuts to a black screen
makes the entire movie worth it. But I’m kind of a Stephen King fan, and I recognize a lot of the film adaptations of his movies aren’t that great as far as movies go
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
It was a long time ago
So I’ll take your word for it.
Maybe it was that I found the movie disturbing, too (I forget).
I think that was one of two movies I have ever walked out of.
Very Bad Things was the other.
i never saw very bad things in the theater
but i thought it was good for what it was. predictable, but good
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i hear that happens to almost everyone
once you have kids, you entire outlook on everything changes
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For example...
I worked a HS football game Friday night.
Instead of letting my eyes wander and enjoy, as I did way bad when, my various thoughts were…
1. How do I tell a HS freshman girl that I know that she’s got WAY too much makeup and and looks like a tramp?
2. Why is SHE talking to HIM. Can’t she see that he’s clearly a douche?
Borrrrrrring.
clearly a ryan braun
come man you have to try harder than that.
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
what do you mean worked a football game?
i thought you were a pitching coach?
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oh i thought you were like a kicking coach too
and were training the next great field goal kicker
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Sympathy for the Devil -- The Stones
Proud sponsor of the Official 2009 StL Cardinal theme song: Reason to Believe
bobby cox in the final ejection

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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
I love those commercials.
With the panel about electronics. I basically love any commercial with Peyton Manning.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
great baserunning there
by figgins retreating to 2nd on a ball hit behind him. yuck
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
That's what she said.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions
yes it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji-cT58rgNc
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
vladdy doesn't poke much these days
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
lol, vlad
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
they better score some more runs if they want to win this sucker
Mo’s pretty hittable tonight
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Especially the part where they dog Windows 95
Seeing as how that’s the operating system that really buried Apple into the <10% market share.
Not afraid to nitpick
youtube link?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Oct 25, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
not bad
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
by prophetjohn on Oct 25, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions
My two new favorite commercials:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo5gbTirdn4&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJGASFPX8Yk&feature=channel
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he's hilarious.
Nigel Barker is the real selling point for me in the camera commercial. Gorgeous.
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by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
i just don't get the attraction to justin
isn’t it obvious to everyone he’s such a douche?
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I don't like him.
I don’t think he’s cute at all. I just think he’s funny in those commercials. And in most things I’ve seen him in.
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by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
JT makes fun of himself
and that makes him not a douche, in my book. Douches are too insecure to make fun of themselves.
"She gone! Airplane time! Airplane Time!! AIRPLANE TIME." Boog
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
Whatever
JT is hilarious
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 26, 2009 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Willits for Vladdy...
deja vu all over again. At least these guys are consistent.
MB for LF in 2010!
hello, detroit tigers!
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
ohh, he hit it to the wrong part of the park otherwise this puppies over
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Rivera isn't blowing a 3 run rule
No way no how. There is no way the best post season closer can blow this lead. None. Does everyone hear me? I’m screaming this into the sky, there is no way that Mariano Rivera of Panama will give up 3+ runs. He’s not going to do it!
Not afraid to nitpick
Not going to happen.
Absolutely no way.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yet...
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Yet...
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 26, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
do you really what the city of brotherly shove to win it back to back?
i’m sorry, i just don’t want to live in world where that is possible
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Yes.
I don’t want to live in a world where the Yankees win WS’s. Plus Cliff Lee. And Ryan Howard. And my friend Courtney.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 26, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I don't like CC.
He’s a Yankee now.
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by ClemsonGirl on Oct 26, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
it must kill you clemsongirl that
the two starters in the W.S. were indians and all you are stuck with is carmona and a injured westbrook.
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
I can deal.
As long as I don’t have to see Victor in a BoSox uniform until next year. Tears. Every time. Still can’t watch his interview from when he left. My Victor playlist will still make me tear up. I do feel really sad when I see CC. I think it’s the new uniform.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 26, 2009 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions
And you can't beat Courtney.
She’s my favorite.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 26, 2009 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Which is why I'm now in the uncomfortable position
of having to root for the Yankees.
Shudder.
by peach concrete on Oct 26, 2009 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions
If I'd known that earlier
Ida been rooting for the Yankees the whole time! I love cupcakes.
by peach concrete on Oct 26, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
lesson learned
those are gross looking
by peach concrete on Oct 26, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
looks can be deceiving
don’t judge a book by it’s cover or a cupcake by it’s brains
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Oh, I'd still eat them.
Cause… chocolate.
But why would someone want to do that to a tasty cupcake?
by peach concrete on Oct 26, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions
two scrub pics in one night
this is getting out of hand and yeas that is what she said
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
oh snicker doodle
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Change cookies to cupcakes since gdm messed it up...

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by ClemsonGirl on Oct 26, 2009 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions
how do you know i messed it up?
why is it always my fault? maybe they messed up
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f'in gdm
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by ClemsonGirl on Oct 26, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure it's probably both.
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by ClemsonGirl on Oct 26, 2009 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions
This sucks...
I’ll have to root for the Phillies to repeat… not that they have a prayer.
MB for LF in 2010!
I think they have a better shot than anyone else.
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by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Angels...
seem like second best, then Bosox, then maybe Phils. Either way there’s a big gap between the Yanks and everyone else.
MB for LF in 2010!
I feel like the Phillies will give them a run for their money.
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by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
and pitch with them
except for their godawful bullpen
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I think the Phillies will win it in 5
Just like last year
John Smoltz for Cardinals' closer 2010!!
by jd is legend on Oct 26, 2009 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions
i'm with you
but in six, or a sweep – nothing in-between.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
Ah yes the elusive 6.5 game series win...
gotta watch out for that one
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
?
5
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
I had just woke up and read it wrong...
I’m an idiot… I apologize
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
It always is.
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by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Everywhere.
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by ClemsonGirl on Oct 25, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I release all my works under the Creative Commons License.
I love music too much to try to profit from it.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Actually, this is all because Aybar cut off his dreds.
Seriously, who messes with stuff like that during the postseason?
I never would slip you Mickey! It is merely rhinoceros horn. This makes the champagna bubble.
by The Continental on Oct 26, 2009 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
he said it was itchy
THE FOOL
THAT MEANT IT WAS WORKING
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
by Yadi2Second on Oct 26, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
big meltdown right...
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
that was one shaky camera
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
He's crying.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 26, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions
yes
And a Great Big BOO! to Mr. Martinez
Don't ping my cheese with your bandwidth.
by RosevilleRedbird on Oct 26, 2009 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice PHer the Angels have...
in Sarge Jr…. Can’t believe they’re paying him $11 and $12 million when he’s 36 and 37 years old.
MB for LF in 2010!
so the nick additon thing is over
i’m sad now :(
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
If I hadn't been chainsawed in half earlier this evening...
I would have called that last inning painful.
I hate seeing teams make errors in big games.
by peach concrete on Oct 26, 2009 12:06 AM EDT reply actions
Excellent.
I think I would enjoy that.
by peach concrete on Oct 26, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions
enjoy being a dissected frog
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
This is what y'all get for killing her off.
I’ll never eat another peach concrete. Well I’ve never actually had one.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 26, 2009 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions
flag?
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
your lucky you were the main suspect for her murder
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
ahh a ghost

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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
so peach i feel a little awkward now that your back
you know since I made that tombstone and all.
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Why? It was a lovely tombstone.
It was lovely enough that I almost retired my screen name and came back with another.
But it turns out I’m ridiculously lazy.
by peach concrete on Oct 26, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
TWGDMS
or, you wish!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
yeah I went all out and got a tombstone
i could have easily just dropped you off in a ditch or a river.
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
if this is a peach tree it's a even cooler pic

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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
Does it still count
if you’re looking back from beyond the grave?
by peach concrete on Oct 26, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
for me it does but I'm not dead
plus who wants to answer all those questions to the police anyways? it’s exhausting
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
This joke has to be made...
What happens when someone has a bad at bat and talks to Mac about it… and Mac answers that he’s not here to talk about the past… Not what I’m looking for in a hitting coach.
/bad joke
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
bad pun in general
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
OT
I need a really mellow album to listen to while I finish grading some papers – any recs?
by peach concrete on Oct 26, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
tangerine dream
http://listen.grooveshark.com/#/song/Beach_Scene/3253807
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ELAINE: [mind] Who does this guy think he is?
KEITH: [mind] I'm Keith Hernandez.
anything by mazzy star.
Hope sandoval is the queen of mellow.
Also, sketches of spain, by miles davis will make anybody like jazz.
the truth can't hurt you, it's just like the dark/ it scares you witless, but in time you see things clear and stark -- macmanus
by tom s. on Oct 26, 2009 1:50 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Love Miles Davis.
Thanks for the Mazzy Star rec – I’m enjoying it.
by peach concrete on Oct 26, 2009 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions
Guys, this make me incredibly happy.
…McGwire is the reason I am a Cardinals fan. I started watching baseball and was originally a Braves “fan”…McGwire brought me to STL…
…I can’t explain how happy I am to see him with the team. Seriously. I feel like a kid at christmas. Time to break out the old uni.
BOYCOTT HASS AVOCADOS
Bingo
McGwire was the reason I became a Cardinals fan (Mostly because I hated Sammy, enemy of my enemy, blah blah). Glad to see him back
"Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does all the work"
-Mark Twain
this, from the mothership article, is annoying
McGwire is not expected to attend today’s press conference.
I don’t remember if its been posted yet, so here it is:
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
wat
well. if that remains his policy the Whole Time, then fine. the Cards are experts at the closed-door clubhouse.
as long as there are results, he can be the monk on the mountain for all I care.
CAN HAZ MOAR ON BASE?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
well that blows
it also says they are giving up on Aroldis Chapman
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that's good
though I’m hoping they did enough, at least, to drive his price up
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he's asking for $60Million, how much higher does he think other teams will go?
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haha
it’s called sticker shock, yadi2. the yanks and sox will play chicken at this auction.
"Some days I feel like the hypotenuse in a love triangle; others as if my lucky number is pi."
oh sure, but if they were smart about it, they'd hint that they really, really wanted him
someone else’s roster room could be our free player. or whatever.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
does this mean stlcardinals.com
will let me order the jerseys? Does this mean that Big Mac might start marketing himself again (cough Mitchell and Ness cough)?
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 26, 2009 3:07 AM EDT reply actions
Cool to see Big Mac back with the Cardinals
I think that this happened at the right time. The NFL regular season and the Yankees in the WS will keep this from being a media circus.
The best part is no more Hal McRae. I’ve never seen someone get by doing absolutely nothing for so long.

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