Game 20? Open Thread: Brewers at Cardinals
by DanUpBaby on Oct 2, 2009 7:53 PM EDT
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Higgledy Piggeldy
Someone tell Wainwright that
Even win totals win
Strauss and his ilk
Cy Young Awards are so
extravagant-ally
covered he won't share a
blog with Ted Wilks
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I'd like to show you something in the basement...
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 2, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions
fist
for number 20!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
hypothetical
Let’s say Carp wins the Cy Young.
Is it a win for the statheads b/c (for once) the voters don’t just look at Ks and Wins?
I feel like the sentiment in Cardinals nation is that Adam wins the award if he wins tonight. But I’m not sure the rest of the country reflects that thinking.
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
Updated Elias Rankings...
DeRosa…Type A
Glaus…Type B
Pineiro…Type B
Holliday…Type A
Ankiel is outside of Type B status. DeRosa is toeing the line between Type A and Type B, as is Pineiro (but he’s on the other side).
DeRosa being a Type A free agent would be huge
Would make giving up Todd and Perez less sour
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Olney today said
That he surveyed a bunch of GMs who think DeRo gets offered Arb and it would be difficult for him to go anywhere. He is 35 hurt and looking at about $7 mil per year. He will probably accept.
I’m okay with that, but I think we should be prepared for that possibility. I think you offer DeRo, Holliday and Pineiro arb.
I doubt he accepts
The only people that accept our relievers
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Different market last year
I think you will see more acceptances unless the agents feel it has turned.
Look at what happened to Juan Cruz and O Cabrera last year.
I think DeRosa has more perceived value
Since he plays multiple positions and has a good club house rep
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
does he have pixie dust?
do we call it something else because it’s Of the Rose?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
what if his BFF Lilly tries to entice him?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I don't think anyone signs a 35 YO type A
that is coming off surgery. Except maybe the Cubs (cuz they are CRAZY!!!!).
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Agreed
And DeRo will realize this and accept arb. If he doesn’t it will be a tough sign for other clubs given the draft picks.
does Mo negotiate in the man stew?
maybe he’ll be more convincing…………….
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
hilarious mental picture.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Pina coladas in coconut shells
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I could see the Cubs offering him a 1 or 2 year deal.
If they can dump some of Bradley’s salary.
Look how much they spent on Aaron Miles, and DeRosa > Miles.
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahhhh cold weather Cardinal's baseball
my greatest love/hate relationship
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
Jim Edmonds would be wearing the jacket under the jersey.
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I've worn mine once so far
I got about 6 different comments when i went into public for an hour here in LA. Its an attention-grabber.
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
i am surprised it has been cold enough for you to wear it
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Al Bundy scored 4 touchdowns in 1 game
Polk High Rules!!
only to be left by Peg Bundy
whom got a name change and became Ron Pearlman’s old lady
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
Do you think maybe Dan wouldnt be as bad if Al wasnt his partner?
Can we find some other ex-cardinal to throw in the booth?
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps Cal Eldred?
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
cal > rick
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'd say Andy Van Slyke>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
if he wasnt otherwise employed, I dont think he and TLR have the greatest of relationships however
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions
yes I do
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Nats, right?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
everytime someone mentions Dibble
I like Hrabosky a little more
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Colby, Luddy, Yadi, and the Greenes are the only guys
over .300 against Looper.
have fun.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
There was an article about Albert's HR drought on STLToday...
So he should be good for a MANGSMASH or two…
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions
rest up. have soup, mang.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he needs something more hearty than soup
give him some chili
unless you were talking about jeff, then forget it
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Tomatoes, beef, onions, red pepper, cumin, cayenee pepper, chili powder, red & black beans, fresh garlic.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
have you ever used anything other than beef?
i had some made with bison & i had to have a cigarette after words it was so good
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
This is actually the first time I've made chili.
I love bison, though, so I’m sure it’s delish.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
It's also very good with lamb.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I never use ground beef in my chilli
I normally sear Pork Country Ribs and Cut up Chuck Roast in a dutch oven. Add chicken stock and an excellent dark Belgium beer. Add some secret spices than cook that it in an oven for awhile. Than add some veggies to finish off on the stove.
I have won a few cook offs with that recipe. I cook my chili similar to stew.
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions
that's how my dad makes chili
and it’s how I like it. Lots of different beans and lots of different meats.
He always gets accused of making stew for chili cookoffs.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Man
Now I’m seriously depressed about what I’m having for dinner.
by peach concrete on Oct 2, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I am just going to throw this out there since a lot of you know my real address
Did any of you sign me up for a trial of Cosmo magazine?
Maybe you accidentally accepted it at Best Buy or something.
They like to throw that in there while you aren’t paying attention.
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions
It seems like Looper is the rare exception to the rules of the Duncan Reclamation Project.
Upon leaving the Cardinals, Looper has not completely forgotten how to pitch.
I guess Dunc forgot to put the ticking time bomb in him like he did with Jeff Weaver.
removed the chip?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Yeah.
I bet he dug it out with a hunting knife.
HE’S GONE OFF THE GRID!
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
against who? the Cardinals?
remember what sh*tty pitchers do to the Cards…..
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I am worried about Frankie.
he should’ve had a turn yesterday.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
maybe they should pitch him the next 3 days regardless of the situation
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions
it's more of a mental thing
thus my worry about him skipping a series.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
so, we have Rasmus Girl, we have whatever that Black Eyed Peas thing is
please tell me we have more beautiful parodies of pop songs for this team
There's always Kool and the Gang
“Celebration.” ’Cept now we could go with “Sell – abrasion” and give Al to the Royals booth for “cash considerations.”
at the game
Second 168 row 6. Beautiful night for baseball! Go Cards!
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 2, 2009 8:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
yep
I can touch the foul pole
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 2, 2009 8:45 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
ok
I’ll try to contain myself
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Oct 2, 2009 9:08 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
268 for me
Row 8. Hope I don’t fall on u. Wifes freezing has arms in green fleece
"Baseball is like Church, many attend, few understand" - Wes Westrum
I'm weirdly excited about this game.
intrigued, even.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
same here
it’s the 20 win thing
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 2, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
why is it weird?
wagon maker is going for 20… i’m stoked
Lineups
CARDINALS
1. Schumaker, 2B
2. Rasmus, CF
3. Pujols, 1B
4. Holliday, LF
5. Ludwick, RF
6. Glaus, 3B
7. Molina, C
8. Ryan, SS
9. Wainwright, P
BREWERS
1. Lopez, 2B
2. Counsell, 3B
3. Braun, LF
4. Fielder, 1B
5. Cameron, CF
6. Gerut, RF
7. Escobar, SS
8. Kendall, C
9. Looper, P
random question:
when was the last time two lineups were identical, going position by position? can you look that up? i know it has to have happened at some point
Don't like the Glaus Sloth
in there, but I guess TLR’s giving him the opportunity to audition for a contract next year – as long as it’s not STL, I don’t care.
he's trying to see if his bat is ready for the postseason
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
That bat is poisonnnnnnnn
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Next year hell,
he wants to know if he can do anything next week.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
How's he getting to second if he's not hitting or taking walks?
Besides, he can always pinch run for Glaus.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
floppy kills the cy
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Exactly how I hoped it would start out.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
No AL, Felipe Lopez really hasn't paid off for the teams that have acquired him the last 2 seasons
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Tonight is it
fin.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
He's good at organizing off-season activities.
So his team missing the playoffs both years played to his strength.
Hence, paying off.
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
With Chicago missing the Olympics
i’m really hoping the US will get one of the next two World Cup bids going on. The World Cup really spreads the love across the country. Where as the Olympics are centered in one city.
Plus nothing compares to the World Cup. Nothing.
But we suck at soccer.
We are at least good at some stuff in the Olympics.
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions
like baseb.....
oh wait
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I say we get skateboarding in there...
Or else we threaten to take our ball and go home… we need more medals
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Not really
We have one of the longer streaks of making it to the World Cup. Plus we have made it out of the group stage in two of the last 4 World Cups. Making the quarterfinals in ’02.
Not to mention the finals of this year’s Confederations Cup.
How dare you...
You are underselling the World Cup of hockey… with all those 5 countries that actually play hockey.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
do not disparage hockey
especially on such a fantastic Blues opening day victory over the Wings
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
That the whole of 14 people saw...
Good job NHL sending your marquee team to play two games where no one can watch them… cause we all know we need get that crucial Scandinavian money…
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
True
but leave it to the NHL to make genius marketing decisions. In my mind, it still doesn’t take away the joy of finally seeing Kariya playing like he used to!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
No Joke
He says this is the best he felt since he was young
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm a Wings fan...
So I don’t bother with that minor league brand of hockey played in St. Louis… that’s right hubris after a loss… that’s how it’s done :)
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
of teams I most hate
It goes
1. Kansas Jayhawks
2. Cubs
3. Red Wings
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
I grew up around a bunch of intolerable Blues fans
So when I figured out what hockey was the Wings were always on ESPN so I kind of gravitated towards them… You can blame your own kind…
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Mine:
Yankees
Patriots
White Sox
Cubs
Red Sox
South Carolina
Duke
Red Wings
Lakers
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
I always kind of liked the Yankees
Their owner rocks
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
that minor league brand of hockey
scored with its 4th line against your precious wings, and picked apart the wings in the 2nd period to come back from two down, after their penalty kill held off a 5-3 wings advantage in the 3rd. Maybe a little respect is in order?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
also playing the sarcasm
double sarcasm fail?
/smacktalk also included
hehe
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I never expect sarcasm when someone has facts...
my simple little brain can’t understand well thought out sarcasm…
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Olympics are a huge waste of money
Most places never use the facilities again. Thankfully I live in a town though with facilities to have Olympics trials.
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
It would have given me a solid job for the next 7ish years...
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
if I remember correctly
ducttape is a civil engineer?
or am I crazy?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I remember cause
my gf is going to IIT for Civil Engineering right now.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
The perfect birthday present for a girl like that is a bulletproof vest...
You couldn’t pay me enough to hang out in that part of town.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
didn't you say you started working for I DOT?
my gf had an internship with MODOT over the summer. She was mainly shooting points all summer for construction sites.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I'm doing inspection for the Tollway...
so kinda but not exactly
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
No country has ever made money on the Olympics
Way too much money is needed to develop one city.
That’s the nice part about the World Cup. We don’t really need to do anything. We have plenty of large stadiums in place all over the country all ready. Plus we can easily accommodate large influxes of people in our large cities for such events.
It’s like 20+ uber sized Super Bowls being played one after another. Culminating in an event where the world stops.
America hates watching soccer
the only people in the stands would be people from other countries & immigrants that moved here from places where soccer is king
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
it's awesome live.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Also not true.
The US has gotten some fantastic ratings for soccer games.
ESPN as a result has gotten into the act and is purchasing tv rights for various leagues in Europe.
Plus most every US game is on ESPN now. And they will get every World Cup because it makes plenty of money for them.
I dont' know about that.
International soccer is really starting to catch on here. The MLS is awful and will be treated as such until they can handle the responsibility of being a real professional league.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
It's not awful
It is what it is. A developing league that larger leagues/teams can buy young talent from.
Which is exactly like most leagues in the world.
But compared to the other professional leagues here
being the top in the world… no one wants to watch effectively AA soccer under the guise of great soccer.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Lots of people watch AA baseball.
And no one is saying it’s the best league in the world. Or one of the best leagues in the world.
I’d place the league more at AAA level than I would AA. But the point remains the same.
I understand that.
I’m just saying in general we’ve been spoiled to have the best players in the world here. So when our only league is a feeder league it’s not going to please the masses. The hardcore soccer fans will be on board with it, but it will probably never get a lot of casual fans
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
I dunno.
It’s only gotta please enough people to survive.
And with the number of stadiums recently constructed or being constructed, there is plenty of interest. And the league isn’t going anywhere.
Soccer Stadiums: Chicago’s Toyota Park, Salt Lake City’s Rio Tinto Stadium, Columbus Crew Stadium, Philadelphia (Chester), NY Red Bull Park (Harrison, NJ), Dallas’ Pizza Hut Park, Colorado’s Dick Sporting Goods Park, LA’s Home Depot Center.
And I believe KC isn’t long for beginning construction. Not to mention the stadium in Toronto, BMO Field.
That's what I'm trying to say.
It’s going to top out as a niche league
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
but NASCAR has a lot of casual fans
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
It's not my cup of tea.
But it is very hard to argue with it’s success.
They've been tailing off lately though
I have my opinions on that, but I don’t want to get into that discussion tonite.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Yes, it has.
But I don’t exactly see Nascar going away either.
Car Of Tomorrow
the new car with the fancy wing on the back. drivers hate it & crew chiefs are having problems making the damn thing handle. nascar has too much control over it, and the racing is boring at many tracks.
plus, they all look the same. they don’t look anything like a Ford, Dodge, Chevy or Toyota
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
I've grown apart with COT
I don’t like watching IROC…
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
they need to mix things up and start making right turns only
/hates Nascar
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
My friend thinks half way through they should have to turn right...
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
lol
that would be awesome if you had cars going both directions… talk about a mess
Now I would watch that
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
that's pretty much how I feel
I lived with a gearhead for a while and picked up some of it. I’ll never be a fan (I like games with balls more (that’s what she said)) but it was cool getting to see it the way a fan sees it….
The NHL isn't exactly rolling in cash
i.e. 04-05 season, Phoenix Coyotes It’s starting to come back but far from being a huge money maker.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
TV, salaries, endorsements, merchandise
it’s a lot more money than MLS right now
but have 81 dates really helps (in comparison with 30-32)
You know what really irks me
New Yorkers thinking they are superior to New Jersians, but they don’t have a problem calling the New Jersey teams their own
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
c'mon
It’s Jersey. Who really cares about Jersey?
Anyone I know that lives in NYC
Hates New Jersey
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions
so why love their teams?
I don’t get it.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Giants had to play somewhere
same went for the MetroStars/Metros/Red Bulls
the funnier part is that there is no good way to get to Giants Stadium
Red Bull Park will be tons easier to get to because it will be right off of a PATH station.
gah, his eyes. so huge.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Nice scoops by Santa and Skippy
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
careful, Santa.
Skippy’s a little rusty.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
or, one could say, salty
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
stolen off Adam, and Yadi sky'd it.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
my computer says I got in somewhere in the middle
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
dammit.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
can we get some sort of opposite pitch f/x on that throw from Yadi?
that thing broke at least 2 feet to the right
in soviet russia
poop runs on you
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
this ain't a Carp game.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Carbon gives you the best results
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
there's boog.... drawing in the dirt....
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Drawrings drawrings...
My name is Simon…
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
it looked like a 12-6 curveball.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
siddown
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Mike Cameron struck out because that's what his dad used to do when he came home
from a long day at work.
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i thought he untucked after a long day at work
does that mean next season the brewers are going to sit down on the field after every win?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
duh
they didn’t work hard in the losses
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Mike Cameron's 150th K of the season
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions
Delmon Young just cranked a Grand Slam for the Twins.
5-0 Twinkies over KC.
Bottom 1st.
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
that first pitch home run helps?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
OT: LOL at Blues SBN site
just went to sign up for the blues SBN site (how did I not do this already?). Reading the conditions on become a member I ran across this.
(2) Profanity is part of our daily life. If it is not part of your daily life, you should probably turn back now, because you’re about to get offended and then probably go wet your pantaloons.
had me cracking up at least :-)
OH, FUCK.
Boog, you better be working on your glove and not the remaining EIGHT FINGERS.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
pretty sure it was his "lucky" glove that he couldn't use when his jammed finger was swollen
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
in use since 2004, I believe.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Boog: please, please fix my favorite glove
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
he'll be upset if it's broke.
we can’t have that.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
No, I do not like to see an upset Boog.
It saddens me.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
I guess K-Bot is enough
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
way too many
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Oct 2, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL.
Albert!!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
McKay didn't even see him run past.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Gimme some of the soup!
Whatever Albert’s been eating to get over the flu should be required eating for the whole team.
yeaaaaaah that's more like it.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I think the ONLY thing albert doesnt do...
is bunt, and I never want to see that
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
alright lego!
braun you suck
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
Pump that BA up, Albert. And win this game for Wainwright.
"I throw him four wide ones then try to pick him off first base." - Preacher Roe on Musial
Mrs Lippy's car is blue
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
headline
ball eats ss
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
was it scuffed?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
rubbed lightly.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
like one of those experimental ones they put on shark's heads?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
A laser pointer
That he uses to keep Fielder busy in the hotel room on road trips.
by Evilfrog on Oct 2, 2009 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that was pure hilarity.
…wick.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
wow, it's Santa.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Intriguing.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
i missed that
I saw Colby talking to Smoltz
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I knew there was an f-bomb in there somewhere
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Watching fat vegetarians fall over is always funny
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
there had better be a gif later.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
LOL @ LaRue: "Now we're fuckin' talkin'!"
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Howdidthatmakeitoutofthegravitywell-wick
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
i'm 6ly shocked Santa played at all this season
i was so sure he never would play for the Cards again
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
was keeping an eye on him in the minors
the Glass element is still in there… but it was pretty good. ups and downs.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I thought the same thing.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
i hope he rocks the next couple weeks!!
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
ssshhhh
we are merely intrigued.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i meant sucks, not rocks
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
I am still not sure he is
I think the brother of the guy who ate Jack Clark is wearing Troy’s uni
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
So I was explaining the Deputy Douche thing to some friends last nite...
They proceeded to tell me how attractive he was. Long story short I may soon be in the market for some new female friends.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
that's unfortunate
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I just kind of sat there slack jawed
as they kept telling me how attractive he was. Even after I brought up the inherent douchbaggery and bug eyes he’s rocking… I’ll never understand women.
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
ask them if they like Elijah Woods
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I'm going to go with:
- they’re relatively young
- they like the allure of $
- they like men who look like exotic animals
- they’re shameless
- they think you’re talking about someone else
- they just want to push your buttons
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
A few years ago I sat next to some 24ish girls
at the ballpark in SF – a couple rows up from where the relievers warmed up, and they thought Looper was really sexy. Just sayin…
by peach concrete on Oct 2, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I know!
Of course he went into the game and promptly gave up a few runs, and they changed their minds. Their boyfriends were highly amused.
by peach concrete on Oct 2, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I was not amused, needless to say.
That was a frustrating game.
by peach concrete on Oct 2, 2009 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions
His eyes are too buggy for my taste
But he does clean up pretty nice, when not wearing hawaiian shirts or whatever
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
that grady pic a few gamethreads ago
looks like it’s from the same wardrobe
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
and gets sports hernias
/wishing him better luck than lil dunc
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
His surgeries went well.
He should be fully recovered by the time he normally starts preparing for ST.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
That is actually only one shirt too
Like it has sewn different sleeves and collars to make that cool wearing multiple clothes look
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
almost as tacky
as actually wearing three shirts
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I can dig the sweater with the oxford under it (in general)
But his awful t-shirt is inexcusable. Did he team up with Ed Hardy or did he create that ugliness all by himself?
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
where are these women at?
we should send….nevermind, too easy a dig.
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
are they hot easy?
fixed
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
I can only assume so...
I had just bought the round and they choose to repay my kindness like that…
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
or did he say good fielder?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Meant to say good Fielder...
One of the top two to make it to the majors… he got confused
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
The Final Ejection staring Bobby Cox
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I still think we need a Colby-wan vs. ANaKin-iel photoshop job done
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Chappy is like poetry in the outfield.
And did anyone else’s volume just get really loud, all by itself??
does anyone have the lowdown on Wainer's fastball?
is it being thrown? does it exist?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
must be the source of all these flyballs
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
Our starting rotation
Has to throw the fewest 4 seamers in baseball
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions
I am confused. their velocity seems good across the board.
why is this so?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
i guess....
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
really?
Have you MET Dave Duncan yet?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
yeah, but it's still *their* decision.
the decision’s between them and Yadi. if the gameplan’s not working, why don’t they go to a pitch that works?
or does the gameplan work every time…
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
the gameplan works everytime!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
oh. well, silly me.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
OT: Did you know you could pop implants?
Apparently some girl on the Real World/ Road Rules Challenge thinks she does next week.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
I've never heard of it.
It doesn’t really surprise me.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
silicone in your body is bad news
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Yeah.
Happened to Chyna during a wrestling match.
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Did water shoot out of her nipple
And her boob flap all around?
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't mess with me
Did water seriously shoot of her nipple?
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions
would she be
silicating?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Breast implants aren't connected to the milk ducts.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
Well maybe where you went for yours...
but if they’re done right…
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
they're real and they're spectacular?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
You just asked Matty for pics of his breasts.
A new low. A new low.
"I’m going to come after you." - Chris Carpenter
i might have awesome manboobs
thankyouverymuch
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
it was supposed to be directed at spants
but in typical gdm fashion, i fucked it up. i really should just go away till next week. i’m just coasting till the playoffs
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
you're just rusty man
you gotta play through the slumps
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
yes.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
what's it made with?
and are you willing to share with an internet pal?
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
he's not your internet pal, internet buddy!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
ground beef, italian sausage, bacon, potatoes, and some other goodies.
Come on over.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Eat some soup
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
I figured you could
Maybe a strong right jab to one
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Such an amazing show...
Note I love horrible television more than well done television so my opinion should probably be thrown out…
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
I love all inds of things.
It’s incredibly amusing and Cohutta’s on this season. HOT.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
I love watching crazy people in a booze soaked fish bowl...
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
I was giddy beyond belief
when I first heard of the Cancun Real World season…
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
:(
I literally jumped, and that was gross and weird
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Well of course, dear.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
booooooooooog!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions
let's not say things we can't take back
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions
O'Brien?
Me too. I need to get the DS9 collection
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Boog.... how can you stumble running slowly to second?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
bad boog
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooger
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
heh, Boog.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
he tried for a second there.
it would’ve been funny if he’d gotten away with it by rolling away from the tag and getting back up.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
That guy's a knucklehead.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Boog still has to shake the rust off.
he’s had too much time off.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
rusty brain
i agree
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
or maybe the glove has upset the hell out of him.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Do you realize
that Skip’s transition to 2b has been mentioned every game by Al and Dan since Aug. 1st?
you *listen* to Dan and Al?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
no wonder he is paranoid
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Of course.
Who else is going to inform us that Matt Pagnozzi is Tom Pagnozzi’s son? Some excel spreadsheet? Guh-faw!
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
and talk about that wild card in 06
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
and the inside scoop
on who isn’t meeting hustling standards.
and that Al used to pitch and how baseball was different when Al used to pitch than it is today when Al is not pitching.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought he was his nephew
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
well, i also don't get FSN
i’m stuck with gameday audio. I figured it was a joke, but I couldn’t help myself. Do they really say he is Tom’s son?
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Or who was the 06 wildcard team.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
I thought it was more like since April 1st
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that some sort of pornographic trophy?
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
no
he stepped on first.
this is Boog’s typical baserunning mistake. usually this results in Albert glaring at him.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Nope.
He’s back and quite good.
Working on a streak of 13 scoreless innings.
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions
screw it
I’m leaving here for the playoffs, going to the bar, and yelling at strangers. If i figure out the mobile commenting, the profanities are starting up big.
none of them will read the glossary
you’ll know who they are.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that makes me laugh every time
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Questions like...
“6ly? Is that a typo?”
“Who is Clive Rasputin?”
“Why do you guys keep saying Booooooooooog? Does that mean you picked your nose?”
“LEGO? Are you eating a waffle?”
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I actually don't like the glossary
I had to lurk for months before I felt comfortable enough with the community, plus even then I had to learn the lingo.
Kids and their new-fangled easy ways of learning. There’s probably an Iphone app out there with VEB lingo on it.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
Yadi2Second should get on this
it would fund Viva El Bar!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
that's why not everything on VEB is on the glossary.
a great deal is deliberately excluded.
you’ll still be able to spot them.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
LEGENDARY
What a better way to cement your 1st Cy Young.
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 2, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
wrong
GS = Run Support = Hurting own case.
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 2, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions
though strengthening your case
for the gold glove.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It would be funny if he wins tonight and celebrates his 20th win with a victory cigar.
Strike out tobacco in Missouri!
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions
A.D.A.M. secretly hates kids
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
the moar i learn about him, the moar i love him
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
by gdm426 on Oct 2, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
which must be why
he doesn’t want them to experience the awesomeness of tobacco.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
that was funny.
are you guys going to comment on the baseball game…? just wondering.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
at least it's *sports*
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
So, you know that Boog baserunning gaffe?
Now pretend Boog is me and the bases are my choices regarding asking this girl out or not. Do I “pickle” a little longer while waiting for my opportunity or just be decisive and choose a base?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions
are you as fast as Boog?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
no
but i’m twice as quirky.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
quirky doesn't count on the basepaths
only in the manstew
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Dating advice...
check.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
...Chris has another brother??
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
god
i sent that and the latest bad “cards are gonna win tonight” remix song to my buddy from KC who hates the cardinals. i think his head about asploded.
But he's so SMOOOTH!
LOL! That played all of about two minutes ten seconds in my house. Waaaay too long.
Does Pujols know if he goes 12 for 12 with 5 HR and 10 RBIs
he can win the batting title and the Triple Crown?
or if his other slumps hadn't lasted so long.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I think he'd rather have soup.
and rice and chicken.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
that's a little too much manstew in the puppy shots.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Colby goes from a 1-2 count to a walk.
Nicely done.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
teleportationnnnnnnnnn
nice, Colby. he’s on now.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
pretty good, given that I'm off my game.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
very nice mang!
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
"I jus trus my hangs mang"
I just Albher.
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 2, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Clobby & APuuuuuuu!!!!!!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Once he figures out pitchers better
I think he will be a threat to steal 20 bases a year easy
by FlimtotheFlam on Oct 2, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions
More than that if he doesn't hit 2nd
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 2, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions
That was a great thread.
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
RIPWICK!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
this is beautiful
I love seeing the offense kick the Brewers’ ass all over the park like this. That’s 4 doubles now.
That was awful....
"Obviously, tipping pitches didn't help" - John Smotzl
"If you disrespect the Baseball Gods, you'll get slapped." - TLR Passan
Glaus has his first 'fuck!' in Busch!
I think.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I forgot how much I missed Santa.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
what Brendan Ryan is biting this time
but i’m biased.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Busty Cops 2?
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 2, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions
only rivaled by a pissed off Carp
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
He is definitely entertaining.
Also funny to watch him animatedly telling a story to someone in the dugout and they look very bored but too polite to tell him the shut the eff up.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
ooh
strike 3 to Santa is really borderline ATG. w/ 2 strikes he should have been swinging at that one, I think…..
let's not injure him again, either.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
3.4 million fans!
we have the BEST PIES.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
We should corner the Hot Pocket market too.
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Dead Pocket!
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti
by ChiTown CardFan on Oct 2, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
just shy of it, they say.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Oh, hi.
We have an offense again.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
our offense is the slutty teen on jerry springer
they do what they WANT.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a Yadi special!
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
OT Zombieland
On the way back from the show. Very fun movie, lots of hilarious and/or smart moments. Definitely a must see with a bunch of friends. Would probably see it again in the theater with a different group of people; also on the to-buy-on-DVD list.
Don't argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - anon.
by Solanus on Oct 2, 2009 9:12 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
We're getting married next Saturday.
I don’t think I can disappear that fast.
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
also puts some time constraints on you
looks like somebody is going to the antique store this weekend
Threaten to have your best man make a scene at the wedding...
gotta start blackmailing early is what I say
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
Try some guilt!
Tell her that you wish now that she had let you make more of the all-important wedding decisions like the monogram on the cocktail napkins. Couldn’t she just let you make this one little decision? Doesn’t she want this to be a true partnership?? [Insert sincere but sad face here.] She’s probably all emotional and tired right now so it just might work.
(This is exactly why I let my husband make some of the wedding decisions – he picked the guestbook: regulation home plate – so that he wouldn’t give me this kind of guilt down the road. Gotta think several steps ahead of your opponent, err, spouse.)
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti
by ChiTown CardFan on Oct 2, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
Heed her advice, men.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
wait a second
am I hearing/reading this correctly?
Women giving men advice on how to take advantage of women in relationships?
VEB women really ARE the best!!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
We're just trying to help
because most men are hopelessly outmatched.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
It's not always fun to win via the ten run rule
you have to give a little bit up to keep it interesting.
Dating advice given via poorly-crafted sports metaphor—that’s one of the thread checklist items, right?
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
via twice--ugh. also bad
fail
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
Or women giving other women advice
On how to avoid being manipulated in relationships. It’s hidden in there but I took notice and I will remember.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
Exactly
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti
by ChiTown CardFan on Oct 2, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
it's natural selection.
you want more children born into cubdom?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
And mine is the next Saturday.
Eligible VEBers dropping like flies, ladies.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I think they've got their eyes on
1. Grady
2. Elijah Wood
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
we have a rescue program
let me fire up the car, everything you need for a new life is in the trunk
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
make sure it's *not* the van
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Tell her it is the 'Time Traveler's Wife'?
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 2, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions
tell her you're seeing the "the time travelers wife"
and then go the a theater that doesn’t have it. then you’ll have to see it.
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Just one woman
chiming in to say that you couldn’t pay me enough money to see that movie, despite Eric Bana, who’s dreamy.
by peach concrete on Oct 2, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions
How can you not love tongue-in-cheek zombie movies?
It looks very funny.
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone." A. Bartlett Giamatti
by ChiTown CardFan on Oct 2, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Just to be clear, I completely want to see zombieland.
It looks hilarious and is getting great reviews. Plus Woody Harrelson.
It’s TTWife I’m not interested in.
by peach concrete on Oct 2, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't like zombies.
And blood and guts flying all over the place and I would probably have nightmares since zombies are in it. And I get the impression that they pop out of nowhere and that frightens me.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
I'm not either.
Of course, I’m not a woman, either.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Well, for enough money I could probably sit through it. I'm cheap.
But it doesn’t look very appealing. I’m not a huge fan of the stereotypical chick flick…
by peach concrete on Oct 2, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I like chick flicks
But this looks way too cheesy.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
heck even i might go to it
i’d see just about anything rachel mcadam’s in is though
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
Jesse Eisenberg is in it...
He’s adorable.
by peach concrete on Oct 2, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Thank you for playing the part of my fiancee in this skit.
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm starting to lean to 'we can't be friends'
it’s very sad.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
when the zombies come for you, they'll remember your hurtful words.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Well no.
But when looking at movies that factors into my dcision of whether or not I like it.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
see, peach knows.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Are we or are we not the worst team in baseball
at properly rounding 3rd to head for home.
If they were on my high school baseball team, we’d be running those freaking drills well after it was too dark to still be having practice.
2 out lead billy!
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 2, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions
"Get another.....get another....
…2nd is creeping, you’re good…."
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 2, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
it was stuck in an old can of tuna, so it sounds defensible.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Horror story.
BTW – In"VINCE"able’s coming up in-booth with Al and Dan? Over/Under two outs before Al asks about the “firecracker” incident?
hmmm
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
that sucks
Although I’m going to ignore my empathy for the next week or so…
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
Vince Coleman is on the way
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
beat me to it
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a tarp!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
by mattyfrommo on Oct 2, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
why is this not a gif yet?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
where are our photoshop guys when we need them most?
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
+1
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
would be the best gif EVAR!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
really, aussie?
mlb.tv is a good market to advertise fancy shampoo?
Of course, hope means being cut down on some street corner, as you run like mad, by a random bullet.
Boog' stache is really lookin good!
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
Then talking about the rubber and staying on the grass
the hits just keep coming
"The Cards lead this game tied 1-1." -Mike Shannon
I really wish I could hear this interview
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
he then followed with
“That I know of.”
So Vince is bragging about his potential illegitimate children?
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
he calls the femal little girl
“The little girl does back flips….”
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
"I have two kids. Two boys, one girl"
Vince Coleman
It's official. Cardinals third basemen are jinxed.
APPLAUSE FOR THE DEPUTY!
oh wait.
HAHAHAHA.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
neither did I!
so we have that in common
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
are they booing big vege?
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
32 in waste?
Dude that’s gross. You need to learn how to pinch.
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
What position could we possibly give
Vince Coleman in the organization? He doesn’t even know how many children he has.
beer vendor
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
evilfrog ftw
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
fredbird
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Too close in proximity
to the tarp…and children.
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 2, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
teach Colby how to steal.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Waino has found his grove
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
lefty?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
in public?!
wow, Waino.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
groove*
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 2, 2009 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I nominate Vince to replace Al next year
just for sheer entertainment value
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions
siddown!
the Busch crowd wants blood. awesome.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Vince is stealing Al's job
pun intended.
by Hardcore Legend on Oct 2, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
damnit
joke stolen.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
from your fingers to Bill's ears
this is awesome
“I’ll stay all night!”
please do Vince, please do
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
they bet each other who would steal the most bases that night.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
TRIPLE!
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
seriously.
this is petition-worthy. we have to make this a permanent gig.
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
WAINO TIMES THREE
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Waino!
so close
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Oh yes...I want to hear Coleman call the rest of this game.
"I think those scorers must be from Mars or Venus. Or maybe they're just from that book." --Mike Shannon, 7/09/2009
"POOL TEMPERATURES FUCK YEAH"--tgreenfield, The September 10th-11th VEB Off-Topic Explosion
He's actually very well-spoken.
I prefer him to Al, actually.
Small sample size though…
by Ghostrider520 on Oct 2, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Avoid 2mph mechanical devices
Run Vince run! There's a tarp chasing you! Run! It's right behind you!
I freaking love Vince Coleman
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Vince is so freaking awesome!
he’ll be 1st base coach when Jose becomes the manager!
pretzels pretzels pretzels pretzels
the life of the party kind
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
by Smokin Turkeys on Oct 2, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
rick sutcliffe drunk?
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
this is the best game ever.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
Vince Coleman what is your handicap?
“About a 0”
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher, 2010 watch it go to fire!
by First mammal to wear pants on Oct 2, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
"show up on time and give 110%"
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
your avatar abided by which?
"on gameday it says duke loves to face the four seamer and hates to face the four seamer" -VolsnCards5
"perhaps it's a computer joke about the duality of man." -tom s.
by Tudor's Electric Fan on Oct 2, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn only having radio access at work.
I wanna hear Vince!
"Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it." - Whitey Herzog
by Bring Back Tommy Herr! on Oct 2, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
Cloby makes it serious.
"In 2035, 25 young men will be able to call themselves world champions. Some of those guys haven’t even been born yet. And some of them are Asian." -Mike Shannon
Serious!
"...football games always make me thankful for two things:
1. Teams that pass the ball downfield.
2. Baseball games. "
--DanUpBaby
SERIOUS
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
I vote giving Al the night off
"I remember once talking to one guy on the Cardinals and asking him what Pujols was like as a teammate. He said something that’s really special, if you think about it. He said: "Albert is so good that you feel like you let him down when you screw up." I thought that had to be the ultimate line that could ever be said about a ballplayer. I build my baseball team around that ballplayer."
Colby!
Meanwhile Vince is not phased by the RBI and continues his story with only an “Oh my.” to interrupt.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
fazed.
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
"invite me back, gimme a job"
"It was like two ankles." AVENGE BOOG
"But listen, and understand: more Molinas are out there. They can't be bargained with. They can't be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear." - THT
"I'm.. pleasure being here at St. Louis..."
“Give me a job!”
defy, cards, defy. hey logic --- you suck.
vince
is cool
and i think just high on being back
"No matter where you go, there you are" Buckeroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimension
My second favorite BJ
just hit for the cycle
Lighten up, Francis - Sergeant Hulka
* sarcasm might be involved in this comment
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