For those of you not in the know (and since it's not on the Blogroll, I dunno who knows what) . . . The Dugout is "The Official Chatroom of Major League Baseball" (or, a few goofballs who like to act like as much). Here's the one they posted last night. It's a funny read, even though they put Braden Looper (one of their favorite targets) in there, when he probably won't be with the Cards next year.