Get on the Rays October Bandwagon (Octob-ray?)
Dear Sir or Madam,
This is a letter to inform you that we are deeply sorry they your team has been eliminated from Major League Baseball playoff contention. We understand you must be upset and we understand if it takes you a few days to embrace the concept we will put forward to you.
But, we ask you, join us on the Tampa Bay Rays bandwagon and help us ride it all the way to victory!
Reasons to join the Rays bandwagon:
1) The little guys - A franchise that has been in oblivion, choked out by the overspending AL East teams finally has it's first taste of success. While it seems likely they will be around for years to come, nothing in baseball is a given. Wouldn't it be nice if a team that built from within in a division of overpriced FAs won the World Series? Wouldn't it send a great message to Royals, Pirates and Nationals fans that with patience (and smart people) you too can climb out of baseball hell?
2) You hate the Red Sox - A popular feeling amongst a lot of fans. The annoying bandwagon fans (heh - irony), the sudden feeling of superiority for winning 2 titles in 90 years. What better way to stick it to the Red Sox and keep them from using all their money to buy another World Series than to root for the ugly stepchild of their own division.
3) You want to laugh at the Cubs - 101 years is symetric. But we can't get there unless year 100 ends the same way as the other 99 for the Cubs. What better way to laugh at the Cubs than to have another team, just like Arizona, Florida, Toronto, Minnesota, Mets, and Anaheim to come completely into existence and win a World Series since the Cubs last won the Series. In fact, with how pathetic the NL is, the Rays may end up being the only thing standing between the Cubs and destiny.
4) George Steinbrenner lives in Tampa - Hate the Yankees? That's a rhetorical question. We already know the answer to that. Want to stick it to the Boss as he sees Yankee Stadium fall without another World Championship? How about a World Series in his own back yard!
5) Joe Buck thinks Tampa is a female product - Forcing Joe Buck to have to leave the New England area to broadcast a baseball game, to force him to act like he actually knows who the players on the Rays are and to make him have to stuff himself into those tiny pressboxes in the Trop is a noble reason to back this team.
6) Parity - For all the lambasting of baseball for not having a salary cap, a Rays World Series would fight back the claims that there exists a competitive imbalance in baseball because of the 'Haves' and 'Have nots'.
7) More cowbell - Like the Rally Monkey of Anaheim, the 'red soul patch' of St. Louis and the Bloody socks of Boston, the World Series needs more cowbell.
We hope you will take these under consideration when you begin to plan your 'adopted playoff' team for this years MLB Postseason.
Thank you for your time and we hope to hear from you soon,
Hardcore Legend
VEB President of the Bandwagon Rays fans
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Oh, believe me
I’m all over it. I’ve been on the Rays bandwagon since I heard the name Rocco Baldelli first muttered in 2003.
On with the (good) youth movement!
by aet15 on Sep 18, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
People laughed at me
when I picked them to win the AL East. I thought the dream was going to die at the ASB but those little buggers kept on kicking the crap out of the Red Sox.
by Hardcore Legend on Sep 18, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too
I picked them to win this year too, and when people jested, my response was: Kazmir, Shields, Garza, and possibly Price. You can’t argue with that at all for a pitching staff.
People just tend to flock to household names, but the fact is that the Rays have some of the best young talent in baseball. That Delmon Young for Matt Garza trade was brilliant.
On with the (good) youth movement!
by aet15 on Sep 18, 2008 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
a rays-marlins series would be incredibly cool
don’t laugh – (you can cry if you want) – but the marlins are ahead of us in the wild card standings now.
joe sheehan outlined why they can still win it, a couple of days ago. Mostly it involves beating the astros and phillies, and since they MADE A DEADLINE DEAL FOR A LOOGY (no, I’m not bitter) and miss cole hamels, they have a good shot at whooping the LHB-dependant phils. Esp since howard is about to cool off. Any. Day. Now.
(note that they are 2-0 since that article was published)
"All I am saying is give Freese a chance!" -- nmstar
by SleepyCA on Sep 18, 2008 12:50 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
8) They don't untuck their shirts after a victory...
I don’t know why, but that really irks me. Anyone playing the Brewers (even the Cubs) is who I’m rooting for.
Felipe Lopez - next year's Joel Pineiro
by DiscoJer on Sep 18, 2008 1:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
(except for the rooting for the Cubs part. I live among them [Cub fans], I can’t enable them.)
by cardsgirl95 on Sep 18, 2008 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not going to get on the Rays bandwagon
until the Angel are eliminated.
What’s funny is I’ve always had an American League team that I followed. Of course, that was born in the days before interleague play muddied everything, but that team has for the most part been the Angels. I was infatuated with them back in the days of Mark Langston, Jim Abbott, Devon White, Wally Joyner, etc., etc.
Then I went to a game in Anaheim last year and it renewed all of those old feelings. However, in the past few years, I’ve also grown fond of the Devil Rays. I don’t know why. They were young and horrible, and honestly I really like their uniforms. I know that’s about as silly a reason as possible, but I think I liked them for their uniforms.
However, I was extremely disappointed in them this past offseason for not only changing the color scheme and uniform, but for also changing their name for what seemed to be no good reason at all.
Anyway, I still kinda like ‘em, and put them right behind the Angels as far as my rooting interest this upcoming post-season. I hope they win their division because if they meet the Angels, I’ll have at least one of my rooting interests guaranteed to make the World Series.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 18, 2008 1:44 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I've been all over this bandwagon
since the beginning of this year.
by Phizzle on Sep 18, 2008 4:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Here are the teams I will be rooting for in the first round as of right now.
NATIONAL LEAGUE

AMERICAN LEAGUE
We’ve got a long way to go and a short time to get there.
by KYCards on Sep 18, 2008 4:35 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ditto
though i’m way bigger on the dodgers than the phils.
dodgers angels world series! that would be kickass!
by adiueordie on Sep 18, 2008 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No!
(slight exaggeration alert)
Then all the games will be played at like 3AM or something because Selig sucks and it’s on the West Coast!
by stlfan on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i stay up late
i wouldn’t mind.
they’d probably start about 8 pm central time, i would think.
by adiueordie on Sep 18, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't the Dodgers play the Phils in the NLDS?
Because the Cubs would play the wildcard? Keep in mind, I’m not anticipating the Brewers winning the WC now that Sheets is out and they look pretty much cooked.
by cloistermaximus on Sep 18, 2008 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As of right now
yes.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 18, 2008 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cubs won't play the WC
if it’s the Brewers
by chuckb on Sep 18, 2008 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Rays have my support
because I want to see how many times the announcers say “Devil” when they play in the post-season. Will Tampa Bay issue fines for each one?
by JBagKY on Sep 18, 2008 8:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I could be wrong about this
But I’d like to stake my claim to being the first VEB’er on the Rays bandwagon due to this November 2007 thread. If anyone has me beat please let me know, but that was before PECOTA’s wild 88 win projections and I think before even ZiPS projections came out though I don’t know about the latter.
And I swear to god in that thread I had probably a 2000 word post on how they had a shot at 90+ wins actually calculated from run improvement on defense and in the bullpen mostly. Before hitting post however I read it through and was going over the hundreds of runs of improvement I was looking at in the bullpen and the defense and thought I must have been doing something wrong. Sigh.
Regardless [pounds chests]:
…say Jeter/Posada age as old guys at SS/C do, A-Rod regresses to 2006 numbers,Pettite retires, throw an injury at Wang or something (the k-rate catches up?)….the Holy Trinity of Untradable Pitching Prospects don’t really pan out, could the Rays possibly jump the Yanks??
[/pounds chest]
Kosuke Fukudome: $48 million .259 .360 .378
Skip Schumaker: $Free .305 .361 .414
Skippy needs a new publicist
by joker24 on Sep 18, 2008 8:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
from that post that you linked...
“Looks like the Cards won’t have to offer arbitration to Troy Percival to get draft pick compensation. I would love to have him back but if there is an area the Cards can afford to let someone walk and still have a strangth, it is the bullpen.”
lets give that poster a pat on the back lol
by bigmcq16 on Sep 19, 2008 3:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol, that thread brings back memories.
I wonder what the vegas odds are on TB for the AL wild card in ’08? Or just “finishing higher than the yankees”? -yt
Sadly, i didn’t put any money on TB, even though in the spring the over/under on wins was 68. Which sounds ridiculous now, but Kazmir’s arm troubles scared me away.
Idiot.
Also, ‘twas 78 on the cards; had I had the proper testicular fortitude, I’d be celebrating tonight ;)
"All I am saying is give Freese a chance!" -- nmstar
by SleepyCA on Sep 19, 2008 3:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
While we are on the subject of the Rays,
what in the world is their mascot supposed to be?
by cardsgirl95 on Sep 18, 2008 9:31 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
good question
looks like a random mash-up of a few different animals. with his tongue sticking out i keep thinking he’s ogling that girl’s butt.
if it is a stingray, i think that’s rather insensitive to the millions of people still traumatized by steve irwin.
by mattybobo on Sep 18, 2008 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's apparantly a "Seadog"
Basically they “found” him while on a fishing trip in the Gulf of Mexico.
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Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 18, 2008 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
...anybody that has attendeded a Rays homegame lately
and hates teams based on their fans (i.e. red sox, cubs, phillies) has no business rooting for the Rays. Those fans rank right up there with red sox and cub fans. They were cellar dwellers their entire history of the franchise and now they act like they invented the game.
When they swept the BoSux they were literally screaming profanities at sox fans and physically tapping them with their brooms…well of course the littler guys, they didn’t’ have the balls to do it to a group of big guys.
Fuck those guys….they act like they’ve never been in a division race before :) They had “GET YOUR RAYS PLAYOFF TICKETS” flyers back in august.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
by rocKStark5 on Sep 18, 2008 11:47 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I have never in my life ran into a Rays fan
and probably never will. So, I’m not too concerned about that stuff.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 18, 2008 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've never personally ran into a phillies fan
or been kicked in the nuts by a mule but i’m pretty sure i’d hate both.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
by rocKStark5 on Sep 18, 2008 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My chances of being kicked in the nuts by a mule
are much higher than running into a Rays fan.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 18, 2008 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you live in Missouri?
If so than your likelihood of being nut-punted by an angry mule are WWWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY higher than meeting a legit Rays fan.
I’m not kidding either. Check out this place some time: Lathrop, Missouri.
Granted, a lot of places claim this title, but still…
"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.
by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 18, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah, Chicago suburbs
but still…….
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 19, 2008 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mule capital of the world!
st. louis used to have the world’s only dog museum
by acsing on Sep 25, 2008 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Having Red Sox fans come into your stadium
in droves for years and hurl insults at your team and fans will probably leave a group bitter.
by Hardcore Legend on Sep 18, 2008 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
when your organization hasn't shown any love until the past couple of years,
your stadium constantly sells out to OTHER teams’ fans, and you play in an absolute dump, you’d start to grow pretty irritable too. Until the Andy Friedman era began, Rays fans were treated like shit not only by other teams and fans but by their own front office.
Plus, like Hardcore said, Red Sox fans (who are probably from florida and bandwagon followers) have been buying up tickets for years and stomping all over their yard. I can see why Rays fans are finally seizing this opportunity to live it up.
On with the (good) youth movement!
by aet15 on Sep 18, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's a world of difference between
living it up and being a class A dickface.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
by rocKStark5 on Sep 18, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure they're only doing to the Red Sox fans
what the Red Sox fans did to them.
Sucks, but sometimes by being a dick to people you create people who are bigger dicks right back to you.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 18, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not really, have you ever been to a Royals game wearing cardinals shit?
As a Cards fan I have 100% indifference towards the Royals, however, they have this huge one sided rivalry with us. I haven’t once heard a cards fan say anything about a rivalry with the Royals of all people. Matter of fact one of my favorite shirts is my George Brett Pine Tar shirt I got from the Pine Tar Game anniversary. Try wearing the powder blue 1982 Cards jersey at Kauffman and tell me how it goes….
If anything they should love us because their fluke of a world series win came by raping us.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
by rocKStark5 on Sep 18, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not saying anything about the Royals
All situations are different. With the Royals its the little brother inferiority complex.
In Tampa, Red Sox fans make a habit out of filling their stadium and acting like assholes. Well, when you take that crap long enough and then all of a sudden the shoe is on the other foot, what you often get back is twice what you gave. You know, like the saying, paybacks are a bitch.
But, i just don’t get how you don’t like the Rays (and are so motivated to dissuade others from rooting for them) simply because their fans treated Red Sox fans shitty when you were there. Who freakin’ cares? They’re Red Sox fans. They don’t exactly have the most gracious reputation either.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 18, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I don't understand
why people want to ride on the jock of the latest Cinderella Story that act like they’ve invented the 5 year plan.
I’ve already said their fans are dicks and it’s not just to BoSux fans either…they’re more like BoSox Fans lite. So fuck them.
I find it hypocritical to like the team whose fans act just like the team you hate because of their fans.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
by rocKStark5 on Sep 19, 2008 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fwiw
I don’t hate the Red Sox either.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 19, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
White Sox
I wouldn’t mind seeing the White Sox win, purely because it would absolutely shut up Cubs fans across the country like none other. They’ve been the talk of the town all year, and whoops, surprise!
On with the (good) youth movement!
by aet15 on Sep 19, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Living amongst White Sox fans
let me tell you they can be insufferable. Of course, if you don’t live in the greater Chicagoland area, you’ll never know about ’em.
BUT………..you are correct and would welcome that more than just about anything. Of course, Sox fans would be out of control at that point, but all it would be focused towards cub fans since that’s all they really care about anyway.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 19, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do live among Sox fan.
and Cubs fans. Living in the wonderful western suburbs, I get the best of both worlds. They’re both rough to be around.
But with that said, I dislike the Cubs much more as a team and they’re getting much more press too; therefore, I would love to see the Sox win.
On with the (good) youth movement!
by aet15 on Sep 25, 2008 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, even living here
you’d have almost no idea the Sox are in first place. The Score covers them a little more, but hell that’s the Sox flagship station, so they better.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 25, 2008 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i actually like the ChiSox fans
cause they hate the cubs just as much as we do….the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
by rocKStark5 on Sep 25, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep...
Be careful of the dick you step on today…it might be the dick you have to s**k tomorrow, and who knows what you might have had on your shoe…
Or something like that…never mind…
"Crud, does that booger-eating spaz make me wanna puke!" - Tanner Boyle
by iron duke75 on Sep 18, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whether or not that's written correctly
that’s freakin’ genius.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 19, 2008 2:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be pulling for the Rays,
but I’d still love to see Dodgers-Red Sox WS, with Manny knocking off his old team.
Delgado an MVP candidate!........seriously!?
by RunninRedbird on Sep 18, 2008 2:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
i will be rooting for the rays in the AL, definitely
i find them a very interesting team, and not just because they are proving that patience and good drafting and talent evaluation pays off. nor just for enduring so many years of suckitude in the process.
i think it’s interesting that they are winning just by being solid top to bottom. there is no pujols among their hitters, or even a ryan ludwick. but of their starting 9, bartlett has the lowest OPS+ at 78. compare that to izturis and kennedy—i’d love it if our weak link on the offense was around 80 OPS+. then there’s crawford (what happened to him? should he bounce back next year?) at 91, and iwamora at 97. the other six are all at or above 100. longoria and pena are pretty darn good this year, but not out-of-this-world good. they’re fairly young too, obviously.
their starting pitching is equally solid, with three guys solidly above average and two right at average. there is no guy that really gets into the mvp or cy young discussion, but they just don’t seem to have any crappy players hogging at-bats or innings pitched. am i way off with this analysis?
by mattybobo on Sep 18, 2008 3:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
On on board
Though I suggest we might call it OctobRAY instead of RAYtober. Octobray sounds fancy, a little French maybe.
by lightbulb on Sep 18, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
SURE!
Why not! The other team I like a lot besides the Cardinals is the Cleveland Indians* and they’re done. I think the Rays winning the World Series would be pretty neat personally.
- Major League is my favorite baseball movie of all time, and guess who the stars are? Ironically, my second favorite one is Bull Durham, and the Durham Bulls are now an affiliate of the Rays. Go figure.
"Your Holiness, I'm Joseph Medwick. I, too, used to be a Cardinal."-Joe Medwick, to Pope Pius XII.
by redbirdnation8206 on Sep 18, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Pulling for the rays
I’ve been pulling for the rays ever since those early season fights with Boston and New York. For the first time in their history it seemed like they had come together as a team with determination. It’s beautiful to see them displace the yankees and still have a foot on the neck of the red sox. I was really hoping the Twins/white sox would stay competitive with the Red sox to knock them out so we could enjoy a BOS/NYY-free post season. I have my reasons for hating the other teams that will be in the playoff run.
Cubs- they are the cubs
Phillies – 20-2…and I went to the game
Brewers- Shirt untucking/Ryan Braun
Dodgers – Manny Ramirez – the announcers will talk non-stop about he and the redsox
Mets- they beat up poor Mitch Boggs….twice
Angels – Just not a fan of K-Rod or giving Gary Mathews 5 yrs/50 Mil…probably my favorite of the bunch other than the rays
White Sox – Ozzie Guillen
Red Sox – I’ve had enough over the past however many years….oh yeah, 2004 sucked too.
I have no justifiable reason for hating the rays……except maybe that jackass who heckled poor scotty seabol…
Nick Stavinoah = John Gall
by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Sep 19, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
White Sox
I wouldn’t mind seeing the White Sox win, purely because it would absolutely shut up Cubs fans across the country like none other. They’ve been the talk of the town all year, and whoops, surprise!
On with the (good) youth movement!
by aet15 on Sep 19, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea...good point
of the 10 teams still in it I’d rank them this way in order of title preference:
Rays
Twins
Angels
White Sox
Phillies
Mets
Brewers
Dodgers
Red Sox
Cubs
Nick Stavinoah = John Gall
by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Sep 20, 2008 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if we are gonna include the marlins...
I’d rank them 2nd…just a hair behind the Rays
Nick Stavinoah = John Gall
by The Ghost of Todd Burns on Sep 20, 2008 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How cvan you root for the Twins
and that riduculous thing they call a stadium. Maybe I’m still bitter from ’87.
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose and sometime it rains.
by garden nome on Sep 24, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
RAYS CLINCH!!
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 20, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I've been waiting for this
for 3 long, tenuous days! The highs, the lows! But at last, we have reached the promised land!
by Hardcore Legend on Sep 21, 2008 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another reason to root
for the Rays: The Montgomery Biscuits
That has to be the most awesome mascot ever! I’m gonna get me one of those hats…
"Crud, does that booger-eating spaz make me wanna puke!" - Tanner Boyle
by iron duke75 on Sep 20, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Especially
the pat of butter in its mouth!
by cardsgirl95 on Sep 22, 2008 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
Wanting the Twins in the playoffs above all others, though. If they don’t, then I could settle for the Rays or even the Crew, assuming they make it. I stand by the fact that whatever team limps into this playoff wins the whole thing, so… NL Wild Card might be my money pick.
Miles in '08
by Zoop on Sep 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is a great post - thank you!
I’ve passed it around to my non-VEB hardball crowd to keep the grassroots feeling going (and stimulate discussion) as we all search for Meaning in the post-season to come.
There's some fucking pros out there that wanna fucking play the game ... ... but you're stuck in the fucking stigma of the fucking Dodgers, and the Phillies, and the Cardinals, and all that cheap shit.
by Urban Pawnee on Sep 23, 2008 3:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We need more Recs
to get this thing stickied for the postseason!
by Hardcore Legend on Sep 24, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ask an ye shall recieve.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 24, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i gave a rec
and hereby join the bandwagon.
do i get a free raymond the seadog plushie to give to my kids in the future, when i sit them on my lap and tell them the story about the amazing and historic octob-ray of 2008?
oh, and are there membership dues? i don’t do those. too much like a union or something.
by mattybobo on Sep 24, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No dues
but like local Tampa Fans, you have to promise that you won’t ever set foot in the Trop.
by Hardcore Legend on Sep 24, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I PROMISE!
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 24, 2008 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
all I'm doing is wearing my good ol' green DEVIL RAYS hat all October
finally, I can wear it with pride.
On with the (good) youth movement!
by aet15 on Sep 25, 2008 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That'll be $.50
for your incorrect use of the team name.
by Hardcore Legend on Sep 26, 2008 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was $5.00?
or is there a benefit/discount for being on the bandwagon?
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 26, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rays Clinch Division!
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 27, 2008 12:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just pop'd the top
on a Pringles can!
by Hardcore Legend on Sep 27, 2008 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Crud, does that booger-eating spaz make me wanna puke!" - Tanner Boyle
by iron duke75 on Sep 27, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was raised in Florida
All my favorite sports teams (The Buccaneers, The Gators, The Lightning) are from Florida. Aside from the Cardinals that is. I am a fan of the Cardinals because there was no true baseball team for me to root for in Tampa. At age 8, they finally got a MLB team. I went to their inagural game which included the likes of Wade Boggs, Fred McGriff and Jose Canseco. I was amazed by the environment of Tropicana and so young. But I couldn’t root for such a crappy team that was always in the cellar. St. Louis grew on me and become my love, but in the back of my mind I’ve always wanted to see Tampa succeed. Guess like a 2nd team. I am so excited for them and will wear my Longoria jersey everyday they have a playoff game, hoping they win the Series.
by Pujols Is A God on Sep 27, 2008 11:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Game 1
Thursday. 1:30 CST. TBS. Be There.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 29, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ahhh TBS there to ruin another post season
I hope they have more dane cook commercials
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
by rocKStark5 on Sep 29, 2008 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Dane Cook was on Fox
The commercial that ruined TBS was the Frank Claliendo Show commercials.
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Sep 29, 2008 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed on the dane cook commercials--totally lame.
i did like the tommy lasorda ones though.
by mattybobo on Sep 29, 2008 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah, it was fox...
TBS was just horrible because of the day games and they over lapped some games…I can’t remember if Innings were missed or games were delayed because of their bullshit….
"How depressing is it being you? Would you equate it to being a lifelong Cubs fan?"
by rocKStark5 on Sep 30, 2008 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
How do we get this back up as a recommended post?
Nothin'. A handful of nothin'. You stupid mullet head. He beat you with nothin'. Just like today when he kept comin' back at me......with nothin'.
Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
by Tackle Box on Oct 2, 2008 11:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs





















