Game 129 Overflow
by the red baron on Aug 20, 2008 9:30 PM EDT
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I'm a long way from St. Louis.
What’s the weather like now? Are they gonna get in the fifth?
Nickname-wick?
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
Colonel's still bringin' it
mid 90s
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I'm sick of Ryan Doumit
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
Triple away from the cycle
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
Backwards logic
shift everyone to the right side of the field, then, pitch the hitter away.
beautimus
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
I'd pull Welly right now
We’ve got a pretty rested pen, and a day off tomorrow
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
yeah, pull him
let him be nice and rested for his next game…. we face sheets on tuesday and he’ll probably pitch wednesday, so we need him sharp.
"..and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped." -Sir Belvedere
I wish I had written that sweet guitar riff
that they use everytime they go to commercial on fsn. i’d be making double the residuals on cards games, what with TLR’s bullpen matchups.
TLR
nuff said.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Better batters in the sixth
than we’ll see in the seventh, if all goes according to plan.
After I finished typing that, yes, I did knit my fingers together and cackle knowingly.
barton pinch hitting
should i watch
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
i feel bad for him
one of his best attributes is his ability to get on base by walking, but he can’t take walks because he needs to get hits to impress TLR/Al/ the fans/ etc. You don’t walk off de island, mon, and all that.
Then he gets hit on a 3-2 pitch, yikes.
Speaking of which, I wonder how Al Hrabosky would do as TLR’s replacement?
"..and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped." -Sir Belvedere
Well, he would be interesting at least.
I was looking at his numbers on Baseball Reference yesterday. I had forgotten how good he was and for how long. He was fun to watch, too.
by Red in Chicago on Aug 20, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions
it'll be complete
us leading, in the bottom of the 5th.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
good thing AK was there
to GIDP and make the game official
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close enough for government work
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Peavy facing Haren tonight.
Big pitchers’ duel, right? Seven runs scored and the first inning isn’t over yet!
by Red in Chicago on Aug 20, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions
they're chi is balancing each other's chi out
they turn all the furniture in the clubhouses so all the corners were pointing at the mound.
Happy Birthday,
Russ!
Big 39 today, according to Al.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
Thats great
good for he and the mrs.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions
that wasn't that cat
it was ben stover
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson AND THAT'S A WINNER!
and it wasn't Russ
it was LOOP
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson AND THAT'S A WINNER!
well played
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions
nice catch skip
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
He made it rain outs
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
i'd like to say
i dig me some jason larue.
i don’t care if he hits or not. unless bryan anderson is ready next year, i’d like to see him back.
Why do our pitchers walk a player as awful as Nyjer Morgan?
It’s just like how we always walk Mike Fontenot.
boo cubs, hooray beer
why is Albert still playing?
i say give him the rest of the night off
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson AND THAT'S A WINNER!
+ i recall a game where we had a big lead on the pirates and we blew it
don’t take any chances, keep the players out there who give you the best chance to win
boo cubs, hooray beer
Uhhh
128 games played, playing game 129, then, yes 33 to go after tonight
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
i still say give him the rest of the night off
his elbow is killing him. besides, Rick can play the entire game
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson AND THAT'S A WINNER!
Ohhhhh
I see
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
yeah we got doumit
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
if add you one, that would be twice on the year we've gotten doumit out
without checking any actual statistics or anything
I was thinking tonight where he is 3-4
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
ankiel has not kd yet
today
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
nice stache
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
Still wish we had five of these runs
last night
ah well
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on the do-over at bat, yeah
i remember that.
and then wainwright pitched the tenth, just for the hell of it, and got the save.
edmonds just struck out
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
he went 0-3 bb and k
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
UIBB Garcia
to get to AK
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nice strategy
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
cubs lose
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
its a beautiful sight!
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
sweet...
now my neighbors can’t put out there d@mn white W flag…. that’s starting to piss me off seeing that when I pull into my drive way, especially since i’m in the middle of South St. Louis
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by urgeernieball on Aug 20, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
that takes some stones to do that
i’m surprised one of your neighbors hasn’t burned it by now.
i know i might
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson AND THAT'S A WINNER!
oh i know i've thought about it...
but i just decided i’d make a nice big blue flag with and L and put that up…. next to a sign with all of the years we’ve won the WS =)
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by urgeernieball on Aug 20, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
i would think
you’d need a couple signs for that last bit.
"..and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped." -Sir Belvedere
very true....
and i did. =)
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by urgeernieball on Aug 20, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
i would have stolen that thing, spray painted a cardinal on it, and drilled it to the hood of my car months ago.
hood of your car?
why not the hood of THEIR car?
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by urgeernieball on Aug 20, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions
new hood = $55
wearing your stolen neighbors cubs win flag on the hood of your car with a cardinal spray painted on = priceless
i think you should market that
to the credit card company.. .it’d make a good commercial
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by urgeernieball on Aug 20, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
you sure
that wasn’t ESPN?
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by urgeernieball on Aug 20, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
you could always
get a big blue tarp and paint a big fat “L” in the middle of it, and staple it to their roof.
True story: When I was in college, I had a roommate that was a big UF fan (whole family type thing). So, when Alabama beat them in the SEC champ, we went to his parents house in Jacksonville and stapled a king size bed sheet that said “Roll Tide” to their roof. The expressions on their faces was priceless. Oh, yeah, they were at the game too. It was played at Alltell stadium. B-E-A-utiful!
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't think it was played at Alltell
As far as I know, the SEC championship game was played in Birmingham for the first year or two, and in the Georgia Dome since
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
maybe youre right,
and I’m getting it confused with the ACC championship, which wasnt even around back then. They were at the game though, I do remember that clearly.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I remember that game...in ATL my sophomore year in HS
Probably a loooooong drive home from Atlanta for your friends’ parents
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
6hrs at the most
but yeah, it was probably a two day drive after that. They started driving back to J-ville right after the game, got back early that morning (we were still up havin a good time at their house) when they pulled in the drive early the next morning. PRICELESS!
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously?
of any pictures with the cubs on it to be posted here, this should be one of the better ones. look past the structure to what is supported by the flag pole.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Here you go
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
absolutely awesome
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
I just knew I was going to see a picture of that today
it's time to bring the rock!!!!!!!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions
is it to late for a mulligan
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
a shirt in the crowd
had:
thatsawinner
08
when you say it fast, it sounds like, “thats a winner, oh, wait”
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
ROFLMAO!
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by urgeernieball on Aug 20, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
yep
i laughed too
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions
?
vista wont allow photoshop?
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
vista = worse than the stuff crap crap's out
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by urgeernieball on Aug 20, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL!
I work in IT at Saint Louis University and we had a bunch of students moving in today… a lot of them asked us “so… how do I get rid of Vista and install XP?”
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by urgeernieball on Aug 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
if you can enligthen me on that too
click on my username and email me
i just enabled my email for that. hook me up with whatever walkthrough you gave those brats, please!
LOL!
It’s not that bad.. just go to newegg.com and buy a full install (not upgrade) disc for XP (about the only place you can still get it).. then install Windows making sure to overwrite Vista =)
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by urgeernieball on Aug 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
www.debian.com
works like a charm.
"..and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped." -Sir Belvedere
i prefer ubuntu....
it’s more fun to say
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by urgeernieball on Aug 20, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
I haven't had any problems with Vista, and I've had it for about 8 months
Only problem I’ve had so far is that my video driver craps out at inopportune times, but that’s more a problem of the video driver as well as me having like 8 IE tabs open
(To everyone who hates Vista and likes Safari over IE…leave me alone!)
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
I have vista, also
and I havent had a single problem with it. I actually like it better than XP. I always had problems with XP, thus the Vista change.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Also, I meant Firefox over IE
I suck
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
i have the same old photoshop 6.0 disc from like six or seven years ago
which does plenty for my photoshop needs.
i’ve installed on xp a few times.
on vista, not so much…
i promised myself i wouldn’t let vista get to me while i’m away from my own computer…
so, yeah…. vista=no photoshop.
Reyes trade looking favorable for the Indians so far...
Perdomo just blew it from S-Cards
by longhornscardinals on Aug 20, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
i think almost eveyr one here knew it would be a good trade for Anthony
we might not ever get any thing out of Perdomo
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson AND THAT'S A WINNER!
It's kind of scary that Garcia is one of our "LOOGY's"
and he is pretty bad against Lefties
boo cubs, hooray beer
he is a loogy as well though
if Villone is unavailable and we face team late in a game with a bunch of lefties coming up, TLR will go to Garcia
boo cubs, hooray beer
Is this turning into TESS v 2.0?
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
/demands a photo
that really should be your icon thingy.
"..and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped." -Sir Belvedere
Keg o' Franklin
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
Jack Wilson grand slam in 3....2.....1.....
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
I stand happily corrected
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
rain please rain please rain
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
99.99 nice
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
i don't believe it
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson AND THAT'S A WINNER!
flashback to Franklin '07
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ludwick homers in 3.2.1.
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
darn come on ap get another rbi
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
Schu has had himself a ballgame tonight
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
6th popout
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
Yeah I don't either
I trust BEANZ above me though
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
jee can the pit pitchers not throw 2 nite
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
why is Albert still playing?
sheesh Tony. the guys is clearly struggling. what’s it gonna take for you to give him the night off?
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson AND THAT'S A WINNER!
I want that as a tshirt so bad
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
I'd wear it
The cork in the bat is a nice touch
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
thats an old favorite of mine for sure
one of my friends in 03 was rooting for the cubs. he said, “when the cards are out of it, you root for the cubs!” i almost killed him.
i used this image to illustrate my point.
he got engaged shortly after to a lady. her dad was drafted to pitch for the cardinals, after growing up in the st. louis area all his life. unfortunately, shortly before his first spring training he also got drafted by the US government. hurt his arm in vietnam and never pitched again.
when my friend told him his cards/cubs theory, he was nearly killed. he has received nothing but cardinals jerseys as birthday and christmas gifts from his father-in-law ever since.
sounds like a good Father-in-law to me
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
by yer dog first on Aug 20, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions
except for my friend almost shitting himself
after being taken into the other room when telling his future-father-in-law he was rooting for the cubs.
he never told me exactly what happened, but that old man is in to some weird italian st. louis mafia stuff, so i can only imagine it wasn’t pleasant.
on a lighter note, he’s still good friends with mike shannon, apparently.
Can't give Albert an 87-mph dick-high pitch middle in
And expect him not to drive it
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
yeah, those are calle cock shot fastballs
easier to say imho
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
Gameday had it as a change actually
An 87-mph change…
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
Yeah
His slider was registering at 87 that inning. Bad guy to make a mistake to.
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
come on ank make it 2
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
Albert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When the time comes for me to not be bothered by losing that is when I know it is time to retire my fandom
and the black out is over
suck it FSN PITT
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson AND THAT'S A WINNER!
Is Frank gonna pitch the 9th?
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
I don't believe Perez
is pitching the 9th
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weird that perez pitched there i thought
it's time to bring the rock!!!!!!!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions
cool
now I understand
it's time to bring the rock!!!!!!!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Guess not
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
thats a winner
Is the bullpen the reason TLR drives drunk?
AND THAT'S A WINNER!!!!
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson AND THAT'S A WINNER!
Beautiful job Young Pitcher
How
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
0 balls
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
actually...
i’d say perez has quite a few of those
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by urgeernieball on Aug 20, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions
way to go guys...
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
by RosevilleRedbird on Aug 20, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
same here
it's time to bring the rock!!!!!!!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
woo!
nice win
it's time to bring the rock!!!!!!!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
Nice win Boys!
all around, a great game.
Young Pitcher grow up before eyes.
C'mon you Redbirds, lets prove em' wrong, again!
Not to be "that guy"
But just to turn it around on last night…
Does this win not feel as good because the Brewers already won today?
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
so we're 2.5 back, right?
it's time to bring the rock!!!!!!!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I was jus commenting because last night everyone said the loss hurt less because the Brewers lost. I thought it almost felt worse because we blew a golden opportunity to gain some ground
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
I know
1.5 sounds tons better for some reason
it's time to bring the rock!!!!!!!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Because it is!
Sometimes the simplest answer is the best answer
Cardinal fan in the heart of Braves country
DFA Adam Kennedy and Randy Flores!
"Just because nobody understands you doesn't make you an artist."
if we are 1.5 behind them next week
and we sweep that 2 game series…
it's time to bring the rock!!!!!!!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions
So, LaRussa is going back to the old 'tandem' rotations
from his Oakland days? I love that ole’ codger!
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply actions
what will he do next?
it's time to bring the rock!!!!!!!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, since he's going backwards in time
I think he will insert himself into a game as the starting SS.
In all fairness, he can’t be worse than Miles.
Then again, I may have skipped a step. He might take a week off and go manage Memphis.
by Hardcore Legend on Aug 20, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions
i'm sure they will
mainly because i will be 400+ miles east of the stadium
I'm going to go try to find a puppy and kick it. - Brad Thompson AND THAT'S A WINNER!
Larue had a big night
it's time to bring the rock!!!!!!!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
he was 2/4 against Davis
I’m sure LaRussa was more than happy to sit Yadi with “bruised foot” and throw LaRueManChu in there.
sometimes those small sample sizes do mean something.
he does seem to be scoring runs when he plays
it's time to bring the rock!!!!!!!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions
the real question, Cards Fan in Chitown,
is whether I should rock out to some Melvins or some Fucking Champs right now, because I can’t decide.
cool!
I think I’ll put that on my mp3 player for tomorrow… I was reading an interview with buzz earlier tonight, I think I’ve read 90% of his interviews. I’d like to interview him on baseball sometime
it's time to bring the rock!!!!!!!
by Cards Fan in Chitown on Aug 20, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
here's something to make the game thread kind of dirty after everyone stopped reading it
from my blog:
life is a highway, i want to drive it all night long
i hate that commercial.
like you can really “drive” on the highway that is life.
the highway that is life drives you, maxiderm users.
speaking of penis enhancement, i’m considering purchasing some. i haven’t had vaginal intercourse in almost a year i think. maybe if i had a really big penis i could just whip it out at the fair and pick up a girl or two.
girls can’t say no to giant dongs, right?
i’ve been thinking hard about it, and the one thing my life is missing is a donkey dick between my legs. i wish i would have thought of this sooner. if i spent $20 per month less on video games i could totally afford giant penis pills. if i walked to work once a week, i could afford the good penis pills.
apparently, penis pills don’t get stuck up in to your dick. i just learned that on wikipedia. i’m having second thoughts, but i’m still considering it. it might still be worth it.
its like what ian mckaye said when he said, “you are not what you own”
i’m not really my penis.
but if i own my penis, and my penis is picking up chicks, then at least i’m there to meet them, and, shit, who knows? maybe i’ll find the right girl, you know?
blue cheese works better
just hang out in the french cheese section at ralph’s, and it’ll happen eventually. Every girl in the city will walk by within 3 or 4 days’ time, and at least one of them will be hungry.
Hope this post doesn’t get you banned, because you’re a really funny guy…
"..and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped." -Sir Belvedere
ralph's in 1998 alton illinois?
in that case yes. i had good times with the cheese there.
yes. jenny was always such a server.
then she married my best friend’s brother, who everyone called “dirty”.
there’s always second place, boys..
also, tenth place isn’t so bad,,, boys…
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