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Game 62 Open Thread

Parisi_mike_medium Redding_tim_medium

   Mike Parisi            Tim Redding

  0-2, 6.38                  6-3, 3.71

The Nationals pitchers all seem to have surprisingly good stat lines, considering the lack of name talent they have. So how is Redding managing to post a sub-4.00 ERA? By limiting hits. He's given up only 58 hits in his 68 innings of work this season. His K/BB rate isn't great- 44/28- so he's not necessarily dominating, but he's getting the job done so far. I don't have the time to do the extra research on BABIP and things like that to see how sustainable it is. My apologies, but I'm pretty tired of typing today.

Parisi, of course, we all know about. He came up, was pretty solid in relief, and then got crushed in his first start. Unfortunately, when I look at him, I kind of see him being that kind of a pitcher. His stuff seems to play up in a bullpen role, with a good out pitch and a solid sinking fastball, but I just don't think he has what it takes to start. Hope I'm wrong.

La Russa managed to use damn near all of his pitchers in the first game, so I guess we'll see what's going to happen in the nightcap. I don't have a great feeling, though.

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in a million years.

never never never in a million years, would i ever think Adam Kennedy would be hitting third for the st louis cardinals. i hope they do a last minute change. please.

I am the only/last Anthony Reyes fan!

by dangpenguins on Jun 5, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That has to be some kind of sick joke.

Maybe it’s just stupid enough to work? Remember, Tony knows more than the rest of us. :)

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, but few understand." - Wes Westrum

by IrishDomer08 on Jun 5, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed.

but would you ever think it would happen. i say never ever.

I am the only/last Anthony Reyes fan!

by dangpenguins on Jun 5, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe it as well

Tony is too satisfied with just winning the series. Sweeps are good too.

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

there it is~~~~!!!!

they r showing it again! adam lennedy batting third!!!!

I am the only/last Anthony Reyes fan!

by dangpenguins on Jun 5, 2008 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

AK

but he mashes .241 against RHP…

I bet he’s, what, 1/2 lifetime against Redding or something.

I have a love/hate relationship with the Cardinals' middle relief corps.

by madding on Jun 5, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked it better when Kennedy was occupying Tony’s doghouse after his public whine last week.

by Handsome B Wonderful on Jun 5, 2008 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question about Parisi.

I missed his last start, but does anyone think he’s got a chance to rebound. From his relief appearances I never thought he really had starter quality stuff.

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

man. i dont know

but im happy its against the nats. not like cubbies. he only seems have two really good pitches.

I am the only/last Anthony Reyes fan!

by dangpenguins on Jun 5, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about the decision to catch LaRue again.

Personally Molina is a better candidate for a #3 hitter than Kennedy (well duh I guess) and it’s not like Parisi had success with LaRue catching. Why repeat that situation.

Also, it’s not very good to see him in there when a lot of other productive hitters have got the day off, insult to injury.

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

mop-up man

I’m predicting that Worrell will receive the Honorary Kelvin Jiminez Mop-Up Award tonight should the need arise. Which is great since he’s a short relief specialist.

by Handsome B Wonderful on Jun 5, 2008 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

In case you didn't see our Spring Training lineup per Gameday

STL

Schumaker CF
Miles 3B
Kennedy 2B
Ludwick LF
Glaus 3B
Mather RF
LaRue C
Parisi P
Izturis SS

WAS

Guzman SS
Dukes RF
Milledge CF
Boone 1B
Casto 3B
Lopez 2B
Langerhans LF
Nieves C
Redding P

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

What kind of bs lineup is this?

S. Schumaker cf
A. Miles 3b
A. Kennedy 2b
R. Ludwick lf
T. Glaus 1b
J. Mather rf
J. LaRue c
M. Parisi p
C. Izturis ss

Please tell me he is going to flip Mather and Kennedy.

by Hardcore Legend on Jun 5, 2008 6:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Spring training my friend

I think TLR must think “I only get paid to do this shit once a day. I’m not even gonna try in the night game.”

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure it matters

when you take a look at the Nats lineup… their team as it stacks up right now (w/o all the injured players) is the worst team I’ve seen play the Cards in years.

I have a love/hate relationship with the Cardinals' middle relief corps.

by madding on Jun 5, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Pujols/Ankiel out

Can we afford to rest Molina today?

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

but would you

have LaRue on your team at all?

I have a love/hate relationship with the Cardinals' middle relief corps.

by madding on Jun 5, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can Worrell...

throw more than 40 pitches in a game? Wasn’t he a one inning guy in the minors?

Fearless Prediction: Aaron Miles displays his versatility again and lowers his career ERA (currently 9.00).

by guayzimi on Jun 5, 2008 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Worrell

I think we’re about to find out about his pitch count ceiling

by Handsome B Wonderful on Jun 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm guessing

K-Mac gets the bulk of the relief pitches and someone is unfortunately called to pitch for the second time in a day. terrible bullpen management in the day game…

I have a love/hate relationship with the Cardinals' middle relief corps.

by madding on Jun 5, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

never thought I would see kennedy batting third for any lineup anytime soon

Losing is a disease

by ANDYAK47 on Jun 5, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

1

They say I look like yadier molina

by ANDYAK47 on Jun 5, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Ernest Vasquez

SS is our 3rd round pick

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Kennedy…batting 3rd?

sweet jesus

by pujols05 on Jun 5, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Criminy...

nothing like an 18 year old shortstop with “well below-average speed”... I mean that basically described me and I didn’t even bother going out for the team.

by guayzimi on Jun 5, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

time to get lucky

lots of luck and bad D can score us a few

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Jun 5, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

there we go

one pitch one error

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Jun 5, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good start...

speaking of bad D…

-- GOOCH

by GOOCH24 on Jun 5, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

So...

Who’s gonna wipe out Schu with the DP, Miles or Kennedy?

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

no triple play AK

that is all I ask

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

small ball

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Jun 5, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Kennedy was lucky

that was a deep shot or else he’d be in my doghouse for not moving both runners up.

by Hardcore Legend on Jun 5, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

what do you do to people in your dog house

vick em?

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Jun 5, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was hoping we'd have an interleague game at the Rangers

Maybe take Adam on a motorcade by the book depository building

Too soon?

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW

just WOW

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the #3 batter in your lineup evers bunts

I might give up on baseball…I better take that back today

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jimmy batted 3rd?

If so, nevermind. I thought he was always a 2,4,or 5 hole-r

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The players aren't that bad

it’s just the absurd order LaRussa put them in that makes this so laughable.

by Hardcore Legend on Jun 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

jesus

please don’t strand the runners, Glaus

by pujols05 on Jun 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

should of pitch hit pujols there

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Jun 5, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha, I was just thinking that

Kennedy batting THIRD? wtf…

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by sirensofsilence on Jun 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's like tonight is an exhibition game

if we beat them tonight (probably nat’s best pitcher vs. our worst, and bizarro lineup), I will be nothing less than amazed

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think TLR hates us...

I bet he was sitting at the park this afternoon reading the VEB boards and said to himself:

“I need to mess with these people today. Let me see how much i can make them squirm! I know! I’ll start things off wrong by putting the three biggest dissapointments on the team in as starters, Miles, Kennedy, and Porn Stache. Then I’ll double down and throw Miles in the 2 hole and really blow their minds with Kennedy in the 3 spot. That’ll make them FLIP OUT. I know they think that Ludwick, being the 2nd best hitter on the team right now, deserves that start in the 2 spot, but they’ll be expecting that! HAHAHAH! I am an evil genius!”

Then he gives Miles and Kennedy 5 year contract extensions for 8mil a year each…

by soty987 on Jun 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

LaRue reminds me of

Lemmy from the band Motorhead

by pujols05 on Jun 5, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

nah

more of a trailer trash look. lemmy is more of an undead minion

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes I feel like our team exists in it's own

world and if some other team stopped and looked at the stuff we do (converting career bullpeners to starters, batting the pitcher 8th, letting Aaron Miles start 2 straight games, batting Adam Kennedy 3rd, not letting fast people steal) they’d quit watching baseball.

by Hardcore Legend on Jun 5, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

dont diss

Parisi’s hitting skills like that

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

that really does explain

why we are the best fans in baseball

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That, or if some other team tried it

It would absolutely not work at all, and they’d immediately go on a 30-game losing streak

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now, TLR is a lawyer

so he knows that stealing is wrong, thats why he doesn’t let anyone do it!

by soty987 on Jun 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s as if TLR is trying to create more novelty in the universe. how many wtf’s? have there been so far this year? and it’s not even close to half way over

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Niko Vasquez was a good pick

he doesn’t have great speed, but the rest of his game is solid. Do you just like to hate EVERY pick they make Guayzimi?

boo cubs, hooray beer

by Raconteur on Jun 5, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

OBV every player should have 5 tools

OR THEY SUCK!

News flash, very few players fit the 5-tool category.

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just...

watched Vasquez’s video… He does look pretty good. I promise to be more positive in the future.

by guayzimi on Jun 5, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm obviously not one to preach about being positive

i just don’t think every pick should be judged on that crappy mlb “scouting report” for each player. those things aren’t all that accurate

boo cubs, hooray beer

by Raconteur on Jun 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I usually base my worthless opinions on the video, not the report. But speed is something that can be assessed without bias. Just time the guy. How many slow shortstops are there?

by guayzimi on Jun 5, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, good start

Parisi…

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by sirensofsilence on Jun 5, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Why am I laughing at this

I shouldn’t be, but something about this whole thing is just cracking me up

I swear to God TLR’s calendar must say March

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

i wouldnt even do this to a video game team

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Jun 5, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey just turned the game on...

then saw the lineup the first thing I thought was TLR doesnt like Parisi. Hey kid your coming off a tough start last time so tonight I’m gunna put Keno, LaRue and Schu in center for ya. You like that great I knew you would ok go get em

by poohrat on Jun 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Parisi

is awesome. No analysis needed.

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 5, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Regardless of the misplay...

the ball was absolutely pissed on. Besides, a line-drive right at the center fielder is his toughest play, especially when it’s on fire…

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

you forget?

Skip has gold gloved ability out there*

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as it's the only time we do it this year

Remember all those Mulder/Marquis games from ‘06? Particularly the White Sox series…

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

warm up miles

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Jun 5, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know...

This might be the lineup/pitching combination I would use if I thought the object of the game was to lose as badly as possible.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by sirensofsilence on Jun 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Joey

might have asked to be sent back down after seeing this lineup?
What, you have me batting 6th in THIS linep?

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can Adam Kennedy pitch too?

He could underhand toss garbage up there just as easily.

Maybe we can put Parisi in at 2b

by soty987 on Jun 5, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I know I would

rather see Fox out there pitching, glad we agree

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is going to be like one of those Marquis games from '06

just leave him in there for a beating until he gets to 100 pitches

by Handsome B Wonderful on Jun 5, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahaha

My friend and I were just talking about this and resurrecting the “Marquis de Sadde” drinking game we created for his starts.

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's still only thrown 13 pitches

Even though he’s on his 7th batter, and he’s walked a guy. That should tell you something

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

shurg

Reyes sucks too – it’d be the same

get up KMac

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

Reyes is better than Parisi. that much is clear

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

What time does Game 1

of the Lakers/Celtics tip off? 8?

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh lord

It’s getting more and more amusing.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by sirensofsilence on Jun 5, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

nobody wants to hear this but.

Anthony Reyes would be a better choice to start these games.!

I am the only/last Anthony Reyes fan!

by dangpenguins on Jun 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone would be a better choice.

by pujols05 on Jun 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seeing as how Parisi is horrible again...

I’m REALLY glad Tony pulled Wellemeyer after six shutout innings and 77 pitches this afternoon. It’s not like saving those five arms in the pen would have been beneficial tonight.

/sarcasm

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

all right Colonel

time to pitch game 2. only this time, it’s a real challenge

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lolz

Odds on a grand slam here?

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by sirensofsilence on Jun 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

not gonna happen

They say I look like yadier molina

by ANDYAK47 on Jun 5, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think 3 innings

of 6 run ball is the goal

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Jun 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

right

They can still get him out of the inning and replace his ass before he does any more damage. :)

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is absolutely hilarious

i’ve never seen a manager concede a game so obviously.

boo cubs, hooray beer

by Raconteur on Jun 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah

you can almost see the sarcasm

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

a groundball gets us out of this. Just ask Duncan

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Stubbornness

I’m usually a Tony defender…

but Kennedy in the 3 hole is inexcusable.
Parisi starting over Reyes / Boggs / Garcia is incomprehensible.

Pulling Wellemeyer made no sense either.

I don’t know what to say. I know Tony’s smart and tries to win every day. But these moves seem exceedingly stupid to me.

-- GOOCH

by GOOCH24 on Jun 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

he's a mystic

that’s the only explanation. he’s putting karma into the karma bank for later

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

Talking like a lawyer.

”...tries to win everyday…” rather than “tries to win every game…”

We did already win today.

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaron miles

should be pitchin this game.

I am the only/last Anthony Reyes fan!

by dangpenguins on Jun 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

YES!

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Jun 5, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

got em

fucking tony

They say I look like yadier molina

by ANDYAK47 on Jun 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

We’re out of the inning with just 2 runs. Celebration time.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by sirensofsilence on Jun 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, the inning is over

i was thinking this would go on for at least 45 min.

Obama/Pujols 2008.

by davethebutcher on Jun 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

we are so lucky

to get out of that with only 2 runs

I am the only/last Anthony Reyes fan!

by dangpenguins on Jun 5, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

No KIDDING!!!

WOW.

Hopefully Parisi can settle down now.

by Egyptian on Jun 5, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

only on pace to score 18

not so bad. I’m having flashbacks of my first little league start.

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I thought he should have stayed in the bullpen

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

too right

too bad too – Parisi seemed to have carved himself a nice niche in the ‘pen – now he is getting stretched out again and throwing too much meat

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Melville goes...

to the Royals.

Have fun at Carolina Timmy!

by guayzimi on Jun 5, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

TLR must have watched video of

Game 5 of the 2002 ALCS between games

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahh yes...

the day Adam Kennedy hit as many home runs in a single game that he has in two years as a Cardinal. Awesome.

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 5, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So if Pin isnt ready to come off the DL

can we please see Boggs next time?

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe...

but then who gets dropped off the 40-man? I suppose Hawksworth wouldn’t be any big loss.

by guayzimi on Jun 5, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a gut feeling

but I think Parisi is going to settle down now and hold them at 2. I think the shock just had to be worn off and now that he survived an inning, I think he will get back to basics and pitch well.

by Egyptian on Jun 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

life is just weird enough

that that would make sense

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

might be giving Parisi’s skills a little too much credit.

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

shock that he’s still in the major leagues with his below-average stuff?

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is the nationals we are talking about.

If it were the Red Sox or Tigers or Cubs, I wouldn’t have this feeling.

by Egyptian on Jun 5, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amazing

We are actually starting Miles, Kennedy, LaRue and Izturis in the same game. Wow. I mean, wow.

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

In all fairness to Skippy

He’s hitting .292 with a .362 OBP, which is pretty good for a lead-off hitter.

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

But he’s still not the best player ever

Too easy to pick on I guess

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR is like

we already won today, now time to get some playing time for the bench

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

n/s

i’ve been on vacation this week and haven’ really logged on all week, but i finally got a cards game on the television and just about barfed when i saw kennedy in the 3 hole.

anyway, i just had to log on to see what you all had to say about it. not so suprisingly, it was pretty funny.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 5, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

What's the deal

with LaRue’s black shinguards? Does any other catcher wear a chest protector one color and shinguards another?

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Why yes

The catcher on my 8 year old step-brother’s little league team does.

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha...

I bet he’s left-handed, too…

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scott Gorgen

RHP UC-Irvine

Cardinals 4th round pick

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Great...

a dwarf righty to go along with our slug shortstop…

Just kidding raconteur, take it easy.

by guayzimi on Jun 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

I’m not ragging on the picks’ abilities, but the descriptions of their physical appearance are hilarious.

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Draft Note

word is melville sent out a letter before the draft to teams telling them not to draft him…so that explains it

by VolsnCards5 on Jun 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Guzman might be doing us a favor

by fouling off so many pitches. One less inning, eh?

by Egyptian on Jun 5, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

pitch count

As Parisi moves closer to throwing about 100 pitches in 3 innings or so – sure makes TLR look that much worse for pulling Welley after 6. sigh

Who is going to throw behind him here?

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG

Skip I like you but you are becoming the new goat.

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahahaha

I actually laughed at that missed catch. I usually get angry and start yelling at the tv, but no, that was funny.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by sirensofsilence on Jun 5, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

In all fairness to Parisi

Skip’s defense is making his day seem a lot worse.

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't disagree

But the walks and the subsequent squeezing of Parisi’s zone are the real issue here. Skip isn’t making Parisi walk these guys.

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

He’s not exactly a great pitcher and needs all the help he can get. Schu has no business playing center field

by poohrat on Jun 5, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That one's on Skip...

but Parisi has to help himself out a LITTLE. Dude’s just bad…

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 5, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

lord

this is just terrible

by pujols05 on Jun 5, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

In all fairness to skip

Parisi was going to blow this game no matter what.

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

i can’t believe i’m agreeing with you.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

it had to happen eventually

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

How many did he use earlier today?

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

horrible management

TLR will be in the HoF one day

they will have to switch out his plaque every 2 visitors – and every one visitor, if they are left-handed

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it might be time

for me to catch up on some Law & Order

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

well - since you already put this lineup out there

might as well pull Glaus and Ludwick – guys that have any meaningful impact on the remaining games this season

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Hilarious

Enjoy the free half game brewers and cubs, it’s compliments of TLR

boo cubs, hooray beer

by Raconteur on Jun 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

If we miss the playoffs by one game

I will look back on this day and growl

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks to Skip's error...

Parisi’s already gigantic ERA won’t truly reflect how bad he really is. Time to buy Skippy a steak dinner I think…

by LukeMP1186 on Jun 5, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Parisi should be killed

He sucks. Hope he enjoyed the show cause he’s never gonna get back.

by riotmute on Jun 5, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm glad you apologized, because I was just going to yell at you.....

Take a deep breath and think before you type…...

She isn't crazy, she's just not impressed.

by jillsinmo on Jun 5, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No worries

Let’s stop letting up runs and get some.

Miles in '08

by Zoop on Jun 5, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

how many runs will they friggin score tonight?

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I like this kid move him back to the pen

I can't believe i gave up a homerun to that punch and judy hitter-major league 2

by punchinjudy on Jun 5, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Coaching visit to the mound?

What are they talking about? How Parisi is going to throw another 50 pitches because TLR gorged himself on the ‘pen in Game 1?

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

and another thing

take off those dumb-assed tinted glasses you over-self-indulgent asshat

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

getaway days

Can we substitute the manager on these days as well from here out?

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Parisi has faced arguably the worst 2 teams in the NL

and he’s getting rocked.

God only knows how bad it would be against a DECENT team

by pujols05 on Jun 5, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Hardcore, I actually like their outfield.....

Friend in Pittsburgh has a huge crush on McLouth…..Now, I don’t like him like she does, but I did vote for him for the all star game.

She isn't crazy, she's just not impressed.

by jillsinmo on Jun 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

the pirates are playing better

than any team in the NL west outside of the D-Backs

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

NICE CATCH, SKIPPY!

Kudos.

"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all."

by sirensofsilence on Jun 5, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

ah, that explains the weird line up

it’s ladies night at the ballpark, tony wanted to turn his stars loose on DC

Obama/Pujols 2008.

by davethebutcher on Jun 5, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, okay. Now I get it.....

She isn't crazy, she's just not impressed.

by jillsinmo on Jun 5, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

I almost comedically always take things at face value

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's true.

I am not that upset with Parisi. Reyes just pisses me off because he has great stuff and doesn’t know what to do with it. Parisi just doesn’t have the stuff right now. He is trying hard, at least. Reyes … he is just a basketcase which makes me a basketcase.

by Egyptian on Jun 5, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

and who made him the basketcase?

makes over head swishing sound

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I totally blame Reyes for being a screwup. Sure Dunc and Tony have messed with him, but he throws the pitches. If you have the stuff, it is your fault if you can’t use it effectively.

by Egyptian on Jun 5, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLR

can I manage please?

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing like pulvarizing your 'pen

when you have 5 games in 4 days (a three-game series starts tomorrow).

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Great line - six outs and 5 runs

radio commercial now – real man of genius – need a jingle for TLR’s line up tonight. Anyone want to have a go at the lyric?

by akaitori on Jun 5, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

tlr

the only manager in baseball that manages to go through his whole bullpen in a 4-1 win.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 5, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Send Parisi down to Memphis

And bring up someone to relieve over the weekend?

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

How about

promoting someone who does deserve it. Boggs is off to a good start, why not reward that?

* sarcasm might be involved in this comment

by mattyfrommo on Jun 5, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

LaRussa...

is going sacrifice Parisi something terrible. The guy is never going to forget this night.

by guayzimi on Jun 5, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

Remember that game where Marquis gave up five in the first, and then threw six innings?

UGH we can’t even get a sharp line drive through.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jun 5, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is right

Parisi is going to absorb a beating tonight to “protect the bullpen” after Tony fucked the pen earlier today. Pardon my language, but this is BS. Poor kid will get this game hung on his neck as “eating innings” and Tony will laud him for helping the team, blah blah blah.

I just can’t agree with the decisions made today. Not happy.

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is what...

LaRussa does. Sink or swim. He wants to see what the guy is made of. It’s a kind of initiation

by guayzimi on Jun 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally agree

They say I look like yadier molina

by ANDYAK47 on Jun 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Parisi

is TLR’s lamb at the slaughter it appears

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Parisi

To the wolves with him this inning

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

To to wolves with him in general.

He should never have been starting. Period.

by Egyptian on Jun 5, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

His numbers were reasonable enough in AAA

that would wouldn’t think he’d be this bad as a fill in for a few starts.

by TheBirds on Jun 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention that he was really effective in relief

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jun 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he shouldn't

But, he could have value as a Cal Eldred type.

But, what will this demolishing do to his psyche?

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flashbacks...

Post-All-Star, Pre-Playoffs 2006 and then all of 2007.

Make them stop, make them stop…

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, tonight we get to feel what is like

to be a Pirates … Royals … O’s … and National’s fan.

by Egyptian on Jun 5, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pirates fan

Except when they play St. Louis, against who Pittsburgh has a winning record this season.

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

they just have to work it out of their system

tonight is like taking a nice long dump

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel great after a good dump though

no one will after this

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Jun 5, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

as long as we do well against the Astros

I don’t give a shit what we do tonight. no pun intended

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget guys

We have the second best record in the NL!! Go team!!

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

5-0 isn't insurmountable against Tim Redding

If the damn bleeding can stop

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jun 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

This feels like last year

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jun 5, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he is tipping his pitches.

These guys are on every pitch. Parisi is not good, but something is going on here!

by Egyptian on Jun 5, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Plus, I am getting

more and more convinced that LaRue is giving away pitch location back there somehow. Every single time he catches a game our pitchers get lit up.

by Egyptian on Jun 5, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Gameday

Parisi has lost 4 mph on his fastball since the first inning

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

At least when the White Sox and Tigers were putting double-digit runs on us in '06

They were both really good teams. coming into this game, the Nats had scored 2 runs in their last 4 games

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan and Al find a schtick and then just keep harping.

Mather didn’t commit a fundimental mistake. He was throwing home to get Guzman at the plate. Had his throw been on line, Guzman would have been out. It was a nice strong throw just inaccurate. Of course you are going to throw past the cutoff man when you can gun it home like that.

by azruavatar on Jun 5, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That is assuming LaRue

can catch the ball. I am not convinced he can catch a throw like that from the outfield. They keep bouncing off his chest protector.

by Egyptian on Jun 5, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

news flash

Dan and Al start drinking once the Cards are down 3 runs – the insurmountable 3-run rule

those guys and Shannon are already hosed

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am watching on MLB.tv

and Bob Carpenter is their announcer. Can we get him back or what?

by Egyptian on Jun 5, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

Sutton is starting to really grind on me though

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

64 pitches through 3 IP

A little over 20/inning. Ought to get at least into the 5th inning, right?

by bgh on Jun 5, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

was Schu watching

I think that guy has only been playing OF a year or so

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Why the fuck are we stealing when we're down by seven?

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jun 5, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

not stealing...

kennedy thought the ball got away, i think.

by longhornscardinals on Jun 5, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

"passed ball"

got under, but not away from, Nieves

bad decision, whether on Kennedy or McKay

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

AAAAAHHHHH

Wouldn’t it have been nice to score, AK!!!

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jun 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

tlr to adam k

you’re batting third, it’s one of those days
can you hear me adam k?
can you hear me adam k?

by mattybobo on Jun 5, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

at least santa is hot

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Jun 5, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

would have been nice as a two run one

kennedy….

i take your signatures and use them as away messages

by ihavebadknees on Jun 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's going on a streak to carry the team

Unfortunately, it’s a meaningless solo shot in a blowout game

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by Mr Redbird on Jun 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I was away for a sec

please don’t tell me Parisi is still pitching

by pujols05 on Jun 5, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

and the whole team is playing the “Who can be the most frustrating player?” game. Kennedy is fighting hard to win back the title after an initially strong showing by Parisi and Schumaker.

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jun 5, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

is it just me

or is Redding getting a lot of “borderline” calls around the corners that Parisi can’t even dream of?

by Pitchers Hit Eighth on Jun 5, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Jermaine Curtis

UCLA 3B – 5th round pick.

by Phizzle on Jun 5, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

now if Mather was batting third

he would have singled on not got caught on the basepaths

Ankiel is Jesus!

by Cards Fan in Chitown on Jun 5, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

And now Parsi's batting for himself in this disaster?

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jun 5, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

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