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Alternative names ...for those confused

  1. Crabman=Barton
  2. Santa=Glaud
  3. Roy=Ankiel
  4. Grit=Miles
  5. Wagonmaker=Wainwright

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ohhhhhhh

fancy looking numbers.

by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 24, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

f-in fingers

Glaud? C’mon Matt…anyway

6 The Colonol= Wellemeyer

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 24, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Barton

I think i get all the other references, but why is Barton refered to as “Crabman”?

"The right-hander is throwing up in the bullpen." -Mike Shannon

by DJ87 on Jun 25, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I suppose there are too few My Name IS Earl fans running around on here

or too many, depending on how you look at it. Barton (especially his Gameday picture) looks like Darnell “Crabman” Turner off of MNIE.

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 25, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhh

thanks. i don’t regularly watch the show, but i have seen it and i agree that there is a resemblance.

"The right-hander is throwing up in the bullpen." -Mike Shannon

by DJ87 on Jun 25, 2008 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

7 Ludwick=Studwick...too many to list really

but I have to add my personal favorite…Beethoven. Seriously? A year and a half in and his name still gets fuckered up

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 26, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

May I propose a redesign?

Pujols:
-El Hombre

Izturis:
-Iz2(ris)

Glaus:
-Santa

Ludwick:
-Studwick
-Lud(dy)
-Dudwick

Barton:
-Crabman
-Cardinaut
-Professor Dreadsocks

Wainwright:
-A.D.A.M.
-Wagonmaker

Wellemeyer:
-The Colonel

Schumaker:
-Skippy Two Shoes

Miles:
-Grit(tles)

Stavinoha:
-Big Miles
-Big Grit

Thompson:
-Puppy Kicker

Isringhausen:
-Izzy

Reyes:
-A-Rey

Mather:
-Joey Bombs

Rasmus:
-Raz

by mojowo11 on Jun 27, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

how could we forget the Puppy Kicker?

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 27, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love the Puppy Kicker nickname,

but how exactly did that come about. Sorry I guess I didn’t get the memo, but at least I always use the new cover sheets on my TPS reports.

by MotherTruckinSteve on Jun 29, 2008 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GDM426

has it as his sig

you might want to ask him . I think Brad was doing an interview once and actually said he was so mad he wanted to go find a puppy and kick it. I am not certain though

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 29, 2008 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

we both forgot at least one

Ryan= The Shoulder Licker

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by mattyfrommo on Jun 28, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Update

Pujols:
-El Hombre

Izturis:
-Iz2(ris)

Glaus:
-Santa

Ludwick:
-Studwick
-Lud(dy)
-Dudwick

Barton:
-Crabman
-Cardinaut
-Professor Dreadsocks

Wainwright:
-A.D.A.M.
-Wagonmaker

Wellemeyer:
-The Colonel

Schumaker:
-Skippy Two Shoes

Miles:
-Grit(tles)

Stavinoha:
-Big Miles
-Big Grit

Thompson:
-Puppy Kicker

Isringhausen:
-Izzy

Reyes:
-A-Rey

Mather:
-Joey Bombs

Rasmus:
-Raz

Mulder:
-Marky Mark
-Muldoo
-Mildew

by mojowo11 on Jul 2, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

How Could You Forget

Ludwick, as the big Brass Monkey?

by dancingtaco911 on Jul 3, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or Chesty LaRue

They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...

by Valatan on Jul 5, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and who thought up BOSS for Glaus?

whoever it was, I thank thee

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by mattyfrommo on Jul 24, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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