Alternative names ...for those confused
- Crabman=Barton
- Santa=Glaud
- Roy=Ankiel
- Grit=Miles
- Wagonmaker=Wainwright
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mattyfrommo
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ohhhhhhh
fancy looking numbers.
by stlcardinalsfang on Jun 24, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
f-in fingers
Glaud? C’mon Matt…anyway
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by mattyfrommo on Jun 24, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
5 (footnote): A.D.A.M. =
Wainwright, as well.
by dj tanner on Jun 24, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Barton
I think i get all the other references, but why is Barton refered to as “Crabman”?
"The right-hander is throwing up in the bullpen." -Mike Shannon
by DJ87 on Jun 25, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I suppose there are too few My Name IS Earl fans running around on here
or too many, depending on how you look at it. Barton (especially his Gameday picture) looks like Darnell “Crabman” Turner off of MNIE.
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by mattyfrommo on Jun 25, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
7 Ludwick=Studwick...too many to list really
but I have to add my personal favorite…Beethoven. Seriously? A year and a half in and his name still gets fuckered up
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by mattyfrommo on Jun 26, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
May I propose a redesign?
Pujols:
-El Hombre
Izturis:
-Iz2(ris)
Glaus:
-Santa
Ludwick:
-Studwick
-Lud(dy)
-Dudwick
Barton:
-Crabman
-Cardinaut
-Professor Dreadsocks
Wainwright:
-A.D.A.M.
-Wagonmaker
Wellemeyer:
-The Colonel
Schumaker:
-Skippy Two Shoes
Miles:
-Grit(tles)
Stavinoha:
-Big Miles
-Big Grit
Thompson:
-Puppy Kicker
Isringhausen:
-Izzy
Reyes:
-A-Rey
Mather:
-Joey Bombs
Rasmus:
-Raz
by mojowo11 on Jun 27, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I may have forgotten some
Feel free to add.
by mojowo11 on Jun 27, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
how could we forget the Puppy Kicker?
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by mattyfrommo on Jun 27, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the Puppy Kicker nickname,
but how exactly did that come about. Sorry I guess I didn’t get the memo, but at least I always use the new cover sheets on my TPS reports.
by MotherTruckinSteve on Jun 29, 2008 2:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
GDM426
has it as his sig
you might want to ask him . I think Brad was doing an interview once and actually said he was so mad he wanted to go find a puppy and kick it. I am not certain though
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by mattyfrommo on Jun 29, 2008 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we both forgot at least one
Ryan= The Shoulder Licker
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by mattyfrommo on Jun 28, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Update
Pujols:
-El Hombre
Izturis:
-Iz2(ris)
Glaus:
-Santa
Ludwick:
-Studwick
-Lud(dy)
-Dudwick
Barton:
-Crabman
-Cardinaut
-Professor Dreadsocks
Wainwright:
-A.D.A.M.
-Wagonmaker
Wellemeyer:
-The Colonel
Schumaker:
-Skippy Two Shoes
Miles:
-Grit(tles)
Stavinoha:
-Big Miles
-Big Grit
Thompson:
-Puppy Kicker
Isringhausen:
-Izzy
Reyes:
-A-Rey
Mather:
-Joey Bombs
Rasmus:
-Raz
Mulder:
-Marky Mark
-Muldoo
-Mildew
by mojowo11 on Jul 2, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
How Could You Forget
Ludwick, as the big Brass Monkey?
by dancingtaco911 on Jul 3, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Or Chesty LaRue
They say that it's never too late, but you don't get any younger...
by Valatan on Jul 5, 2008 2:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and who thought up BOSS for Glaus?
whoever it was, I thank thee
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by mattyfrommo on Jul 24, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

















