I Found Our New Closer...
by The MooCow
on Nov 17, 2008 1:31 PM EST
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The MooCow, YES, the MooCow, has found a young pitcher who is perfect for the role of closer for the Cards - we'd better jump soon before the udder major league teams sign her.
HER?? Yes, her. The MooCow is talking about Eri Yoshida, and her wicked side-arm knuckleball. Check it out:
Imagine: she's so young (16) that she could close for us for the next 25 years, especially since a knuckler does cowparitively little damage to the arm. And, of course, anyone who ever watches any Japanese anime know that 16 year old Japanese schoolgirls possess amazingly superhuman powers, usually in the form of samurai swords, laser beams, and/or giant rubber suited monsters.
So, let's get a petition for Mo to Sign Eri Now, so she can turn opposing batters into so much chopped sushi...
;=8)
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hahahaha
nice find, why not? im pretty open to anything at this point. wish she was a lefty :P
by gsjefferies93 on
Nov 17, 2008 3:11 PM EST
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I'd prefer her to a K-rod contract.
Space.
It's a problem we face.
So we never go anywhere.
We just stay in one place.
by hazel on
Nov 17, 2008 6:55 PM EST
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