My personal apology

by roebirds on Apr 8, 2007 2:08 AM EDT

I wish to make a formal apology to all those affected by Albert Pujol's dismal performance to date this season. I gambled the fortunes of the defending champs by selfishly bidding on Alberto for my fantasy baseball league, and winning.

It is unmuteable law that any big star I carry on my team will suffer the worst season of his career, and my lake of foresight is already showing. Forgive me fellow Cardinals fans, and know that I suffer along with you as my $52 roto dollars remain a loss thus far.

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dude we're 5 games deep.

It happened on a Sunday afternoon, August 22, 1982.

by Glenn Brummer stole home on Apr 8, 2007 9:30 AM EDT reply actions

i feel your pain

i have albert also, grady sizemore is also on my team he had to pick up albert's slack.

by jedmonds15 on Apr 8, 2007 10:05 AM EDT reply actions

I too confess

The difficulty with Carpenter is my fault, for I cursed him by drafting him. The good news is that I also chose Zambrano...

by Elle on Apr 8, 2007 12:43 PM EDT reply actions

DANG! Then I'm really sorry!

Cause I haveboth Albert and Carp!!!!!!!

by onebigdummy on Apr 9, 2007 2:08 AM EDT reply actions

I may have played a part

in the Cards' troubles this season.

You see, I took Carpenter as my first pitcher (after Santana had been drafted). It's a cursed position. Last year I took Harden as my first pitcher. And you see what happened there...

2006 World Champs! Inconceivable! You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

by BozCardsFanSF on Apr 9, 2007 12:02 PM EDT reply actions

that's it!

I'm gonna go pick up a Mets pitcher to take Carp's place while he's on the DL and resist the urge to take Wainwright. I don't think we can afford to have Wainer cursed and out as well.

by Elle on Apr 9, 2007 6:04 PM EDT reply actions