Lost in the Ivy: NL Central Preview
Saw this posted in a diary over at Red Reporter. Which, incidentally, is quickly becoming my one of my favorite non-Birds blogs, along with USS Mariner. Anyhow, thought I'd post a similar diary here on the subject.
This is an excerpt from a Cub centered NL Central Preview piece. It gets worse than the Cards preview, much worse in fact, but here is the Cards part:
Cardinals:
Star Players: Albert Pujols, Albert Pujols, Albert Pujols
Analysis: I don't, in all honesty, remember a team that one year after winning the world series, is so much worse than the team they beat. They are the Bulls of the late eighties. They have one legend (Pujols), two fading stars (Preston Wilson, Scott Rolen), and a couple role players (David Eckstein, Chris Duncan). How does a pitching staff get worse when they successfully rid themselves of Jason Marquis? They replace him with Kip Wells. This team is worse than last year, for if no other reason, than the fact that they are a year older. Everyone has driven a car that has gone way farther than they expected to, even though they neglected the car, and then decided to drive it cross country. But, even through that, the car came through like a champ. Then, all of a sudden, driving to the mall, the car completely craps out. That, my friends, is the Cardinals in a nutshell.
Where they will finish: 2nd
http://sweethomesports.com/cubs/?p=5
I know, Spring Training is almost here.
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Wow
Jeff Suppan is a star player, but no mention of Carp? ok
I suspect...
I don't understand
by ryanisforever on Feb 9, 2007 11:06 PM EST reply actions
So you don't like our Cubs writer, huh?
In all seriousness, I can handle opinion, even bad opinion, but factual errors suck. Expect some kind of appropriate response from us, cuz we didn't expect this sort of shit to get posted.
by james@lifeinthecell on Feb 10, 2007 12:25 AM EST reply actions
By the way...
by james@lifeinthecell on Feb 10, 2007 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
Whoa, whoa whoa...
I have no absolutely no idea what that's supposed to mean. Is Edmonds supposed to be Dave Corzine? Rolen as Brad Sellers? Who is Sam Vincent!? Rory Sparrow!?! I guess Miles as Artis Gilmore would be funny, but this analogy still makes no sense.
While this preview is utterly terrible, it is probably the only preview written about the Cards mentioning their number 4/5/6 OF'er (Preston? How'd he sneak in there?) as a "former star." So it's got that going for it.
What do you expect
Apparently, Carpenter is chopped liver.
It Gets Better
Boooo!
For those who missed the party: Google cache. The follow-up post was a true work of art that I dare not begin to describe. Alas, it is lost to this world for all time.
I can't believe it...
by SethWestern on Feb 10, 2007 2:52 PM EST reply actions
This wonderful thing called the internet
On second thought
I love it when
How does a pitching staff get better
by Baseball addict on Feb 12, 2007 9:43 AM EST reply actions

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