Wainwright vs. Papelbon
I cant go against my boy Wainwright but the fight would be close I think...

will rule them all.

On #2 doesn't Lee have like 3" of reach on Albert?  Albert might be the toughest guy in baseball but reach is huge.  I'd go with Lee.

....maybe we could pit Joe Buck against Joe Morgan and have Buck train with Amaury Marti and the Duncans for a month before the showdown. The "Perry sucker-punch" thrown by a guy in Martiesque condition could be devastating.

Anybody here remember when Lankford completely took out Darren Daulton at homeplate in a collision in the early 90's to win a game.
Lankford then raised his hand in victory and walked to the dugout like nothing happened while Daulton was laid out on the ground.  

I remember this being an ESPN "highlight reel" moment they showed seveal times in the early 90's. It always brought a smile to my face.

I also think Ray would beat Daulton in a fight as well, and then would raise his hand in victory again, walking away like nothing happened. But of course if Daulton brought in his tag-team partners John Kruk & Lenny Dykstra it could get interesting.

game.

set.

match.

Chuch Norris ain't got nothin' Gibby.

in no particular order:

Joe Morgan, Jon Miller, the entire Baseball Tonight squad minus Ravech and Gammons, and Stephen A. Smith (I just detest him, so he's there too).

My guess is that Morgan would win because of his overwhelming consistency.  He would only hit each opponent with the chair one time a piece, no more, no less.  I bet he'd also "concetrate" really on his consistency.  He would eventually defeat Kruk by using his internal consistency motor to wear Krukie down, who was not being consistent and not "concetrating," as evidenced by his inconsistent tendency to use the chair sometimes, the brass knuckles sometimes, and the bat sometimes, rather than consistently using one implement every time.  Morgan, during his interview postfight, would attribute his victory to not using statistics, remaining consistent, "concetrating," and Gary Sheffield.  

I'd like to see a Chris Duncan v. Carlos Zambrano fight. I think Z would have the upper hand until Tyler Johnson spits tobacco in Z's eye, blinding him Mr Fuji style, and allowing Dunc to get him into the dreaded Dunca-Hump maneuver.

I would also like to debate Pujols v. Ditka,

against Lloyd McClendon, or Dusty Baker, or Lou Piniella.

or what about Al Hrabosky against Goose Gossage?

or maybe A-Rod against Jeter?

or Rob Dibble against John Rocker?

or CC Sabathia against Bartolo Colon?

or Walt Jocketty vs. Jeff Luhnow?

or any two (or more) good lookin' chicks?

Brian Jordan vs. Bo Jackson. Two football/baseball players pounding on each other.
Frank Thomas would be tough to, former TE at Auburn. I take Bo unless it was a MMA fight then Im picking Jordan. He would get a running start and lay Bo out like any good safty going after the running back. Doesn't work with all 2 sport players, I think most people listed could take Neon Deon and should.
One more David Wells vs. John Kruk in a sumo match. Don't know who would win but it be fun to watch.

lol....how about Ray King vs. Kruk?