Dear Diary,

Can you please tell me how to pick the wrong people for Gold Gloves?

C: Ivan Rodriguez, DET
1B: Kevin Youkilis, BOS
2B: Placido Polanco, DET
3B: Adrian Beltre, SEA
SS: Orlando Cabrera, LAA
OF: Torii Hunter, MIN
OF: Grady Sizemore, CLE
OF: Ichiro Suzuki, SEA
P: Johan Santana, MIN

NL
C: Russell Martin, LA
1B: Derrek Lee, CHC
2B: Orlando Hudson, ARI
3B: David Wright, NYM
SS: Jimmy Rollins, PHI >
OF: Aaron Rowand, PHI
OF: Andruw Jones, ATL >
OF: Carlos Beltran, NYM >
OF: Jeff Francoeur, ATL
P: Greg Maddux, SD

Derrek Lee?  Jimmy Rollins?  Why even have defensive metrics?