Billy Beane is lunching at Mo's Diner, and calls Mo over to his table...
Billy: "Mo, there's a Haren my soup."
Mo: "I'm so sorry, Billy, I'll take that for you. In exhange, you can select anything from our menu, except the 'Untouchables' (the Prime Pujols, Chilled Carpenter, Wainright Wrap, or Rack of Rasmus)."
Nearby Cards Fan #1: "If the Health Inspector doesn't find anything wrong with the Haren that soup, I'd eat that up."
Nearby Cards Fan #2: "Yeah, but you have to watch that Billy Beane Soup; it can give you some mean indigestion."