Don't you want somebody to love?
This post by Dan at Get Up, Baby got me thinking about my personal history with the Cardinals a bit. I, too, remember personally groaning every single time that Dave Veres took the mound. I vividly remember this stupid ad that KPLR-11 ran, where Tony goes to the bullpen phone, but the call ends up going to this "average" viewer, who Tony then asks "Who do you think I should put in?" The guy enthusiastically says "Bring in VERES!!!" I remember screaming "NOOOOOOO!!" Every single time that this guy made his recommendation. This caused great stress to anyone watching the game with me, as KPLR ran this ad at least 10 times per inning.
In retrospect, I was a little too hasty in condemning the ol' DV. He posted ERA+'s of 162, 117, and 112 with the Cardinals. The guy is never going to be included on any All-Cardinal teams, but he really didn't do anything that horrible. Like Dan, my opinion of the guy has tempered significantly. I also realize that my relationship with Veres in the late nineties had more to do with my relationship with Crazy Tony and his bullpen usage than it did with anyone in that bullpen (except for Ricky Bottallico. That dude gets no reprieve from me). I had similar feelings about Mike Timlin, who a rational analysis also shows to be a good reliever during and since his Cardinal stint.
Every Cardinals fan seemed to have some story about a certain reliever that they seemed to think that Tony overused, or that was just a disaster. Perhaps it was Ray King or Luther Hackman, or (one person argued to me) Steve Kline. For a long time, I thought that it was a pecularity of Carinals nation, and its love-hate relationship with its current manager. But then, I watched a 18 inning Sox-on-Sox game with a bunch of Boston fans last year. And by the time we got to extra innings, uniformly, and with great dread, everyone there anticipated the introduction of Rudy Seanez into the game, certain that he would blow it. It turns out that Francona went far longer without introducing Seanez, and that, when introduced, he did, in fact give up the difference-making runs and take the loss; but the thing is, it made me realize that other teams seem to have these whipping boy relievers that the fans just seem to hate. It makes sense: it gives you a way to vent at the team, while not really venting at the teams' core players. If a middle reliever is a goat, you can just root against the use of that middle reliever. Really, that Sox game came down to Manny and Ortiz being very strongly contained in extras, not getting any hits beyond perhaps an odd single--but, it makes a lot more sense to direct your rage at an obnoxious reliever that loses the game, especially since a Sox fan is going to have to be loudly cheering for Manny and Ortiz in the near future.
Anyway, I've told you one of my "obnoxious reliever" stories. What is yours?
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It's not a reliever...
by ilillillli on Jan 10, 2007 10:31 AM EST reply actions
Bill Simmons
Bill Simmons and other Bosox fans
I saw a comic in Oct 2004 that said the following: "Will Rogers obviously never met a Red Sox fan." Truer words have never been written or spoken.
by Futility Infielder on Jan 10, 2007 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
Those commercials lost my respect...
Ali did fight
Whether you agree with his beliefs or not, he sacraficed a lot because of what he believed in.
by Hardcore Legend on Jan 10, 2007 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
And Tyler Hicks...
by Hardcore Legend on Jan 10, 2007 2:42 PM EST up reply actions
TV Commercials
by I Bleed Cardinal Red on Jan 10, 2007 10:39 AM EST reply actions
Only good thing about being deployed
Don't Forget
After literally every half inning for a solid 2 months? Kill me or Taylor Hicks.
know what my favorite play in baseball is?
and that tom petty snippet was at least as bad as the john mellencamp thing- i even liked the tom petty song, before it got drilled into my head ~150*9*2 times.
nice post, Val
You mean Mark Litell
by withoutsound on Jan 11, 2007 3:31 PM EST up reply actions
veres
DV for me too
I feared him coming in the game.
Similarly, I'm sure there will be plenty of people to say Izzy with the current team.
It seemed like even when he was getting 30 save seasons, every save was overly dramatic, usually getting the tying run at least to 2nd base before he dropped in one of his knucklecurves for the 27th out or induced the game-winning groundout.
Ricky Bottalico takes the cake cookies and cream
Brantley probably takes the crumbs that Ricky left over...every time I see him say something on BBTN about pitching, I always think "Yeah how the hell would you know". What a pathetic season that guy had.
EY
Honorable mention for Jeff Brantley.
by Jonathan23 on Jan 10, 2007 10:55 AM EST reply actions
Yup
by 26thMan on Jan 10, 2007 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
Ray Soff
Looking back, his stats weren't that bad. Of course, I haven't done anything in depth to find his inherited runners ratio.
As far as old guys go...
When I say "partial," I am referring to where my hatred was directed to the most.
bingo
My story behind that was that I was at a Cubs/DBacks game in Ariz., and ARI torched Fassero in the late innings to beat the Cubbies. I remember going back to the hotel and laughing at the Cubs and especially Fassero, only to turn on the TV and ESPN and see that the Cards had just traded for him. Man, that was a sick feeling.
I gotta say that's one of my least favorite Cardinal acquisitions. Ranks right up there with Fernando Tatis, Jesse Orosco (I LOVED SuperJoe), Tino Martinez and Juan Encarnacion.
by TheFranchise9 on Jan 10, 2007 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Fossas
Fassero sucked like everyone else in our pen in 2003, but at least he contributed to the post-Kile 2002 playoff run - my favorite all-time Cardinals team.
"The Fassero"
definitely Fassero
a few years ago, my non-STL buddies (i was at mizzou at the time) would dismiss the team's chances with variations on the theme, "yes, but your CLOSER is a man by the name of KIKO muthafuckin' CALERO!" i never had a problem with him though, other than his name, admittedly, didn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of our enemies.
Mike Garman
Whither Stechshulte
I really hated anytime that Ray King pitched in 03/04/05, you could always count on him to walk a guy in a tight spot.
I currently, like most of you, hate it when Braden Looper enters a ballgame-- I was at Game 4 of the WS and there was an audible GROAN when he walked in from RF.
I liked Kline, tolerated Tavares and really want to get back to tolerating Izzy, since they have to pay him regardless.
But my all time hated overused Tony Larussa reliever was and forever will be the great Gene Stechschulte (German for GASCAN), who TLR loved unconditionally no matter how many 3 run homers he gave up.
by AtlantaCard on Jan 10, 2007 11:01 AM EST reply actions
What?
Well....
Stechshulte
One of my earlier dreaded relievers was the unfortunate Juan Agosto. He had some good years elsewhere before joining the Redbirds, but was unwatchable in a Cardinal uniform.
by Mr Bad Example on Jan 10, 2007 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
This one isn't even close
Honorable mention on the left side -- Steve Kline.
As for the right side, Izzy makes it a little too interesting, but he gets the job done.
My brother-in-law
I have a list on this one.
There are those who sweat profusely. (Esteban Yan, Neil Allen, and Pedro Borbon Jr.) are the worst of recent memory, but my all-time favorite....Juan "gas on the fire" Agosto. Nobody made me reach for barf bag while screaming obscenities like he did.
King and Kline
They had ERA+ of 160 (King) and 234 (Kline). Their WHIPs were 1.07 and 1.08.
King obviously regressed the next year, and that seems to be a theme in how these perceptions are shaped: If a player raises our expectations one season, he's judged pretty harshly if his numbers drop even if he puts in above average numbers the next year.
And of course memorable home runs, etc., distort our memories too....
Jeff Brantley
BOOOOOOOOOO Jeff Brantley!!!
On a side note, I will just say that Jose Jimenez was and still is one of my favorite cardinals. I still think that given some more time he could have made it as a good young back of the rotation pitcher for the Cards. His sinker was fun to watch. Sending a sinkerballer to Coors is a sure way to end a career that never was...
Easy....
Juan Agosto and Rick Croushore also come to mind. Croushore was supposed to throw a screwball or something, but always got lit up!
by nieto mania on Jan 10, 2007 11:19 AM EST reply actions
To this day...
Ray King always looked like a goofball when staring in for the sign.
goofball Looper
The people in my office...
by Archaeopteryx on Jan 10, 2007 6:47 PM EST up reply actions
Izzy
I personally was fortunate to meet Izzy when I was in 8th grade and he was on the New York Mets. He was cool, he chatted with me for about 10 minutes, asked me what position I played, and signed an autograph. Personally there is no way I can dislike the guy, and as a closer he has led us to quite a few victories.
by Born in 82 on Jan 10, 2007 11:28 AM EST reply actions
Scapegoats 2006
But during the bad times when it seemed we would throw away the season, my heart screamed NOOOOOOOO when BLooper came into a close game, and OH NOOOOOOOOOO when Izzy took the mound.
But I'm much better now. Thanks, guys.
Izzy
Trade Izzy while those 20 teams may still want the piece of crap.
by Bird Watcher on Jan 10, 2007 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Izzy IS better than anything WE have
I can hear it now... We need a REAL closer! Izzy just saved 45 games for the Indians we never should have got rid of him. But some people are too short sited to see that. All you see is a walk in the 9th inning and the guy is garbage. whatever.
by Born in 82 on Jan 10, 2007 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Izzy a good closer?
"oh, sorry guys I'm hurt, my hip's bothering me that's why I can't get anyone out anymore, maybe I should have said something before i lost all those games for us."
Maybe a healthy izzy is the best choice, but how do we know we have a healthy izzy?
by redbird2006in on Jan 11, 2007 4:52 PM EST up reply actions
Agree completely
by Bird Watcher on Jan 11, 2007 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
That Game
by AtlantaCard on Jan 10, 2007 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
Mulder
by Edmonds is baseball on Jan 10, 2007 11:35 AM EST reply actions
I read...
Seriously, though, if you're Mulder, rehabbing Mulder, why would you ever go to Texas? Ameriquest, are you kidding me. Don't do it...for your legacy. I can see Cleveland, maybe, with that medical staff, but Peralta...Boone(still?)... I'd take Rolen and Eckstein over that every day of the week. Plus, he got a ring with us. The decision should be easy, I hope he doesn't make it hard.
I heard $18M is the potential value, I wonder what the gauranteed amount is. I'm thinking he's going to sign here. I really don't mind that.
by ilillillli on Jan 10, 2007 12:06 PM EST up reply actions
forgive the shameless plug
$1million...
by ilillillli on Jan 10, 2007 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
that's non-frosting
mr lamping, can i get my 50K broken up quarterly?
King
King
Ironic
nice catch
Btw, on the bright side, I now have a great story to tell to my nephews someday about why you never leave early.
What a game...
My best friend had flown in from Atlanta to root against the hated Braves that entire weekend, and we couldn't have asked for a better end to that weekend after splitting the first two games.
That game instantly became one of the all-time best games EVER for both of us. It was the kind of game that makes you truly appreciate and love the unpredictability and magic of baseball.
Sorry you missed it, but as you said...now you have the best story ever on why you should never leave early.
Eldred
Honorable mention to Steve Kline in the playoffs. I loved him during the regular season but for some reason in the playoffs you just knew he was going to blow it.
by cardfan2 on Jan 10, 2007 12:18 PM EST reply actions
Eldred
I am sane enough to know that Izzy doesn't actually suck, but man alive has he been hard to watch some times.
As for the Cards most frustrating reliever, I am going to have to go with every reliever from 97-99 and '03 in general, and Danny Jackson and Mark Petkvosek in particular.
I heart italics
I give Eldred a pass
Eldred
by cardfan2 on Jan 10, 2007 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
Oh he sucked
I always thought of him as the wise old sage who was kind of pissed when he had to quit bullshitting with the guys in the 'pen to actually go into the game. So, I guess in hindsight, maybe he just should have been a bullpen catcher instead of an actual relief pitcher.
If he is your old Wise Sage
by cardfan2 on Jan 10, 2007 1:11 PM EST up reply actions
And this thread isn't about rationality anyway
Always an Eldred fan
Um.
We used to call Juan Acevedo, "Juan Ass-Invader."
I heart ♥
"Tipped" the scale?
by Red in Chicago on Jan 10, 2007 12:21 PM EST reply actions
Agosto
by Phillycardfan on Jan 10, 2007 12:24 PM EST reply actions
Yup...
"Juan Disgusto".
But my vote goes to the Simo-man, Jason Simontacchi as a relief pitcher. You usually didn't even have time to turn to the person next to you and pronounce the four syllables in his last name before he would give up a homerun. Ugh.
I remember a bunch of bad Redbird relievers
by Handsome Jimmy on Jan 10, 2007 12:25 PM EST reply actions
MULDER SIGNING
"It looks like the Cardinals have signed Mulder. It is being announced all over the radio & on Fox Sports. Contract is for 2 years, but no other specific numbers have come out. I've heard that the 2nd year could be as much as $12 million (just speculation)."
by ilillillli on Jan 10, 2007 12:26 PM EST reply actions
Bernie says
I'm trying to confirm...
--B
http://www.stltoday.com/forums/search.php?search_author=BernieM
by vince eating tarp on Jan 10, 2007 5:13 PM EST up reply actions
Borbon Jr
Big honorable mention to the '05 version of Ray King, but to this day Pedro Borbon jr is my least favorite Cardinal.
by erb on Jan 10, 2007 12:27 PM EST reply actions
Relievers
70s - John Curtis (awful as starter too)
80s - Neil Allen
90s - Jeff Brantley
Favorite Specialists
Ricky Horton
Ken Dayley
Jim Kaat
I have a few
Of course Esteban Yan and Pedro Borbon, Jr. Who can forget the dreaded Mike Mathews? And my brother and I used to call Bryan Eversgerd "kerosene boy" b/c an explosion was about to take place every time he took the ball!
mulder
i recognize the second half of the season
Looper.
There was more than a couple times this season the following scenario would happen: I would keep up with the games over the internet (games aren't televised in WI) most nights and be in bed by the 6th or 7th inning (I'm boring, I know) and felt comfortable with a 2 or 3 run lead. I would turn on sportscenter in the morning to see the highlights, but before I saw highlights I would see the score along the ticker at the bottom, Cardinals lose by 1 or 2. It became habit that I turned to the wife and tell her that Looper must have fucked it up. Sure enough, Looper fucked it up whenver those words were uttered by me.
It became a running joke that everytime in the morning I'd say the Cardinals lost, first words out of her mouth were "Did Looper fuck it up?". It makes for good laughs. What made her laugh even more was when I told her they were considering Looper as a starter.
Oh, god, Juan Acevedo
Juan Acevedo
Journell
by cardfan2 on Jan 10, 2007 1:09 PM EST up reply actions
I forget whether he was DFAed away or traded
but he ended up essentially swapping places in the Reds system with Josh Hancock
If this post were on the Cubs site...
by Hot in Herr on Jan 10, 2007 1:16 PM EST reply actions
errrr
by Jonathan23 on Jan 10, 2007 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
You mean "sacrifice"
Is that the sort of "sacrifice" Ali made? I must have missed it.
Yup, just like that
by Hardcore Legend on Jan 10, 2007 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Third Degree
by raisin @ Viva El Birdos on Jan 10, 2007 2:32 PM EST reply actions
brantley for sure
as a side note, i hadn't realized until just now how good veres was for the cards in the playoffs: 9 scoreless innings, 6 hits, with 13 strikeouts and 2 walks.
Jesse Orrosco
don't know what his numbers were
king, fassero, et al
i measure this in terms of the thank-the-lord-their-contract-is-expired-o-meter.
- fassero. by far the most palpable sense of relief when he left. (pun intended, thanks for asking.)
- mathews. horrible things happened when he pitched. i don't trust pitchers with missing letters in their last names since him. he probably doesn't deserve to be here on merit, but i have bad feelings abou thim.
- stechschulte. i liked him at first, even was strangely proud when he and izzy combined for the longest win/save combination in baseball history (in terms of letters). but then i realized he was relatively un-good. so then i stopped liking him.
- yan. man. he did sweat a lot, didn't he? and gave up a lot of homeruns, too.
- marquis. he deserves to be on any list that can be described in part by 'sucky pitchers.' if this was a list of suckiest orix blue wave pitchers, i'd still put marquis on the list. he's like a magnet for suck - he actually moves towards suck in other places; such is the power of marquis. (did i mention i had good seats for this game?)
Brett Tomko
Random favorite: John Costello?
I loved that guy and can't explain why...
Brantley Hands Down
Fassero...
mulder
"One source just told me via text message it's done...Mulder will remain with STL.
I'm trying to confirm...
--B"
His numbers were ok...
Herzog was a great manager but he was such a hayseed moralist. So what if Hernandez liked to party a little...
Allen gets the nod
by 10worldchamps on Jan 10, 2007 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
i believe
whoa!
this is what a rehabbing pitcher is getting now? I'm not sure I'd pay that much for a top-form mulder. Isn't that the annual that Carp makes? I like mulder, but sheesh.
by ilillillli on Jan 10, 2007 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
at least...
by ilillillli on Jan 10, 2007 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
hard to imagine
I like the 3rd Year option
Nevermind I will reserve judgment for now
We'll have to wait for the breakdown.
On 1380
Fox/Rosenthal story
The contract includes an $11 million option for 2009, and could be worth as much as $45 million over three years if the Cardinals exercise the option and Mulder realizes all of his incentive bonuses.
Mulder, 29, will receive a guaranteed $5 million in '07 and $6.5 million in '08 with a $1.5 million buyout if the Cardinals decline his option.
He can earn as much as $6.525 million in incentives based on his number of starts next season. That number then would be added to his guaranteed salary in '08, and he also would receive incentives in '08 for every start he makes between 21 and 35. His option for '09 would be worth at least what he earned in '08.
Thus, if Mulder returns as expected around the All-Star break and pitches on a regular turn through '08, he will paid market value for a pitcher of his caliber.
Mulder rejected similar offers from the Rangers and Indians to remain with the defending world champions, who lost free-agent right-hander Jeff Suppan to the Brewers and are still trying to retain free-agent right-hander Jeff Weaver.
The signing of Mulder would not produce an immediate return -- the pitcher, recovering from surgery to repair a partially torn rotator cuff, is not expected to be available until July. Relievers Adam Wainwright and Braden Looper are among the options the Cardinals are considering for their rotation, which is questionable beyond right-hander Chris Carpenter.
The loss of Mulder marks the Rangers' latest setback in a trying off-season in which the team lost five free free agents and failed to land free-agent left-hander Barry Zito. Without Mulder, the Rangers' rotation is expected to include right-handers Kevin Millwood, Vicente Padilla, Brandon McCarthy and Kameron Loe along with lefty John Koronka.
The Indians emerged as a finalist for Mulder in part due to their impressive history of rehabilitating injured pitchers. Their need for a starter, however, was less urgent than the Cardinals' and Rangers'. Four veterans -- lefties C.C. Sabathia and Cliff Lee and righties Jake Westbrook and Paul Byrd -- will head their rotation.
Mulder, 103-57 lifetime with a 4.11 ERA, tied Angels right-hander Bartolo Colon for the major-league lead with 88 victories from 2001 to '05. However, he struggled with his mechanics in his two seasons with the Cardinals, then underwent surgery in early September.
Hands down!
by hawaiifan on Jan 10, 2007 10:47 PM EST reply actions
Jeff Tabaka
Tabaka never appears in the majors again. And I still can't forgive him.
Veres and Painter
by SpaceMountain on Jan 11, 2007 12:26 AM EST reply actions
Izzzzyyyy
BUT HE IS A MOOOOROONNNN
I have to leave the room when he comes in. He reminds me of Marquis. Zero Confidence.
P.S.
Ha...Marquis' a Cub!!!!
: )
Was it Painter or Radinsky
Ah, OK, I remember now
jimenez....
Borbon, Jr... don't really need to say more...
Marquis... I could hit him easily. Only the Cubs would spend $8mil/yr on a guy like that.
Isringhausen... I don't care if he gets saves. It's the fact that he loads up the bases before he gets them.
Truth be told, every Cardinals closer I've disliked except Wainwright.... Can we get a Mariano Rivera or Fransisco Rodriguez
I also really like Kinney & if Wainwright doesn't close, I'd give Kinney the job.
by arsmizzou6485 on Jan 11, 2007 6:15 PM EST reply actions
HS
by youngunn on Jan 12, 2007 8:21 PM EST reply actions

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