A festivus for the rest of us
It's December 23rd, and you know what that means. Today is Festivus! A Festivus for the the rest of us! Be sure to gather around the Festivus Pole, enjoy a meal with your family and be sure to air your grievances. Remember, Festivus is not over until you pin your old man.
After the last 2 Festivuses, I expect some sort of deal to go down today to keep with the tradition of Festivus Miracles. This day last year, the Cardinals signed Junior Spivey and Juan Encarnacion. Festivus '04 they signed David Eckstein. (And if you go back even further, on Dec. 23rd '95 the Cards finalized deals for Ron Gant and Andy Benes.) What will happen this year? Well, right now it looks like the only thing that might get done is a Mark Mulder signing. Mulder reportedly is down to the Cardinals and Rangers, and if he's looking for a 2 year deal so he can get back to form and boost his stock, then Texas just isn't the right place for him.
Brian Lawrence, a forgotten name by everyone but Liam, recently had an open throwing session which scouts from several teams attended, including a scout from the Cardinals. In a world gone nuts for average pitching, Lawrence could be a steal if his shoulder is sound. Lawrence is a junkballer, his fastball tops out at 84, but he relies heavily on location with his sinker/slider combo and a deceptive delivery. He's like the Eckstein of pitching, he doesn't look like anything, but frustrates hitters with his mix of locations and off-speed junk, making them look like fools. In his past 4 seasons he averaged 200 innings per and his career ERA is 4.10. He missed last season due to a torn labrum, which of course is never a good thing.
And now for the Airing of Grievances. I can't complain against the team, winning the World Series does a lot to heal the woes suffered from a poor regular season. My grievance is against the Cardinal organization for jumping another ship, going to KSDK from KPLR this winter and slashing the amount of free games in half, moving them to Fox Sports Midwest. I can't get Fox Sports Midwest where I live, so it's really cutting into the amount of televised games I get. But besides all that, what about the fan who can't afford cable who lives right in St. Louis? I realize that sports just in general is moving to dish and cable, but I'm getting sick of all the freebies being taken away.
Keeping with the Festivus theme, it's now time for the Feats of Strength. No, not wrestling your dear ol' dad to the ground, we'll keep this baseball related. If you haven't checked out the Hit Tracker, it's pretty cool stuff. They've tracked down the distance of all the homeruns the past 2 seasons. So who hit the longest HR in the new stadium? Albert Pujols. Who else could it have been? The longest bomb in the new Busch came on Albert's Easter Sunday Extragavanza against the Reds, where his walk off homerun went a whopping 455 feet! But Albert's longest homerun of the year actually came on the road against the Diamondbacks, 9/10, when he hit a monster blast 459 feet down the left field line. Hit Tracker also measure speed of the bat, and Albert had the fastest homerun to leave the yard of any Cardinal in 06, hitting a 121 mph screamer in Kansas City. But Hit Tracker's 'Golden Sledgehammer' award for a Cardinal player goes to Chris Duncan. His 22 homers averaged a distance of 396 feet, and included a 451 footer in Dodger Stadium off of Brad Penny on 7/26. So yeah, Dunc's power just might be for real. Now who would win in a wrestling match, Duncan or Pujols? Or for that matter, Dave verses Chris? Enjoy your Festivus everyone!
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Happy Festivus
As for the switch to FSN for more games, I'm selfish. I only get to see the games on my MLB Extra Innings package and the free TV keeps me from seeing them. So this means more games for me! Yeah!
OTOH, I understand the complaint of people w/o cable who now miss out on the games. That makes for an expensive season. But the MLB extra innings package is great. I get to watch maybe 3 out of 4 Cards games for I think $180 per season.
yeah
I pay $10 a month to bring my cable package up 1 notch, only for the benefit of FSN, so it feels like FSN is a premium channel to me.
the thing
I have DirecTv, the Extra Innings package, and all of the FOX Sports channels. Somehow, I wasn't able to watch any of the Cards WS replays this week, as the Extra Innings channels aren't available right now, and they block baseball games on my FSMW.
Needless to say, once I ran out of supervisors at DirecTv tech support, no one was happy. They never could explain it to me.
re Extra Innings
I have to admit, like you, selfishly, I thought this was great news.
The Easter Game 2006 will always be
"And kids, so it came to pass, that in 2006...you could beat the St. Louis Cardinals, but you still couldn't beat Albert Pujols."
by Hardcore Legend on Dec 23, 2006 11:58 AM EST reply actions
narveson
Not if they listen....
by Hardcore Legend on Dec 23, 2006 12:17 PM EST up reply actions
My grievance..
Of course, then I got XM radio, so it really doesn't matter anymore. But still.
It's bullshit that fans can't get 162 games LIVE
Fuck paying for cable. Fuck blackout restrictions.
We are at a point where technologically, the Cardinals should be able to offer their fans - from St. Louis to Antarctica - live online video of every game.
They could charge $100 for a season, or $1/game ala cart. This would be a HUGE cash cow for the team and give them an advantage over other teams with less of a following - especially as more people gain access to high speed Internet.
But no. The Cardinals are complicit in the corporate mess that requires fans to purchase expensive cable/satellite packages that force them to pay for tons of shabby content (including channel after channel of infomercials and advertising masked as geniune entertainment).
Forget about the KMOX to KTRS switch - broadcast radio is a declining media. The fact that each and every Cardinals fan with high speed Internet can't even PAY to get all 162 games is only going to get more absurd as the years go on.
they do ;)
I watched every game of 2006 on a laptop hooked up to my tv with an svideo cable.
That isn't true
by Hardcore Legend on Dec 23, 2006 2:16 PM EST up reply actions
Broadcasts TV and Radio
I live in SoCal, so its rare that I get to see a regular-season Cardinals game. This year I finally tried MLB.TV and found it quite worthwhile. Anyway, I imagine many clubs see growth (and revenue) in fans like myself.
BTW, there is no way I could listen to KMOX out here, but when I lived on the east coast in Myrtle Beach, SC I could often pick up Cardinals games on KMOX. Its a shame they switched.
by Number47 on Dec 23, 2006 1:05 PM EST reply actions
BTW, Eric is the baby here?
by Number47 on Dec 23, 2006 1:06 PM EST reply actions
MLB.TV
Wrong Place
Musial 6
I said complicit, not responsible
I remember the old stlcardinals.com site - the one that had awesome photo galleries and didn't look like every other official team site.
see for yourself
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://stlcardinals.com
The 'switch' occured around the start of the 2001 season. The most recent version of the old site is from February 2001:
http://web.archive.org/web/20010202083300/http://stlcardinals.com/
It was still an 'official' site - an arm of the Cardinals PR department - but at least it was an arm of the Cardinals and not of MLB. MLB (and it's corporate partners) is getting rich off this deal and the fans are getting fucked over by blackout restrictions.
Does this not bother anyone besides myself that the game is rigged like this?
It bothers everyone
MLB Extra Innings
MLB needs to fix their blackout restrictions. It's a product of a bygone era but I don't think the dinosaurs in charge of MLB will remedy the situation anytime soon.
by STLCardinalsFan on Dec 24, 2006 3:30 PM EST up reply actions
I have a seperate war on Cable TV
Well...
by STLCardinalsFan on Dec 24, 2006 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
I loved that site
Shannon Stewart
btw i think duncan
Pujols' hip rotation
Pujols doesn't have a very good physique?
Rangers Acquire Brandon McCarthy
That gives the rangers:
Millwood
Padilla
McCarthy
Tejada
?
They are still going after Zito and have an offer to Mulder. One would have to think this gives us a better shot to retain Mulder. Lets hope Zito wants to go to Texas!
Ugh.
And let's be thankful...
History is easy, future is hard.
Humans are also conditioned to go with the known instead of an unknown even if the probability is the unknown will be more productive.
A surprising trade
It would be unsurprising if Massett breaks camp in the big leagues. White Sox fans are probably freaking out right now, but my money is that'll be a solid trade for both teams long-term.
Airing of grievances
How exciting would it be for Erik and his wife to have their baby today?!? It'd be a Festivus miracle!
Happy Festivus everyone!
My grievance...
"This is why I'm advocating...
A dumpster diving type back-of-the-rotation option like Kip Wells, or a surgically repaired Brian Lawrence.
Lawerence, before the shoulder injury was a Dave Duncan/ Tony La Rusa dream....
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by ilillillli on Fri Nov 17, 2006 at 10:39:55 AM EST
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awh, that's right...
no tables? whatever the point is Brian Lawrence used to get a lot of ground balls, keep the ball in the park, and be durable. Then his shoulder went, so whatever.
o8o88o888o
by ilillillli on Fri Nov 17, 2006 at 10:41:41 AM EST
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by ilillillli on Dec 23, 2006 6:24 PM EST reply actions
Happy Festivus VEB
L E G E N,
wait for it,,,,
D A R Y.
I also have grievanecs with the other 29 teams in MLB for not being willing and most importantly FAIR trade parteners. they are trying to steal our best guys(Anthony, Adam,Duncan,Colby,etc)for bottom of the barrel MLB players. I'm lookin right at you Pittsburgh. and also at FNS Midwest for blocking out the World Series replays and post game shows. That's low. very very low. just because I live in ohio does not mean I don't want to relive the great Red October Miracle. Also to FSN Cincinnati and FSN Pittsburgh for not airing all games the reds&pirates play aginst the Cardinals. Eventhough I pay $149 each year to DishNetwork for the MLB Extra Innings package. if those games are not on eather of the local FSN channels, they are blocked out on Extra Innings. how I am in the Local area for Pittsburgh I'll never figure out since I'm 20 miles north of Columbus OHIO. and to everyone who is involved with, or pulling for the orginazation on the north side of chicago. I don't like you, nor do I respect you or anyone who is a fan of yours. you are a disgrace to all real fans of teams that actually put forth the effort each and every year to win ball games. and that's why they play the game. to WIN. something you just don't seam to get. it's not about who can drink more beer, or over pay players who only care about which teams will pay them the most. it's about winning. you play to win the game. that's it. same goes for everyone in houston. other than that, I'm good.
I would not mind a low cost one year deal for Shannon Stewart. when healthy he is above average with a bat and in the field. but just lke Griffel Jr, he just can't seam to stay healthy for the whole season. fingers are still crossed that Walt & Co will make a deal dumping Juan for a good pitcher. although that seams unlikely at the moment.
Happy Festivus VEB.
can my grievance be
that seems like an appropriate grievance for me...
it's not really against the cardinals, more against Schmidt...
Best wishes to all VEB-ers this Christmas season and a special Merry Christmas to Lboros, Erik and Val!
happy festivus everyone
i have no real grievances with the cards, i am willing to go with whatever five starters they choose, because of winning the series i guess i am getting soft, but i do feel they will get either mulder, weaver, or a lawrence, ohka, armas, thomson type
it looks like pineiro will be too high of a pickup, as there are other suitors
pavano would be ok if cheap, both in prospects and money
bi-polar betty
merry christmas to the world champion Cardinals and all their fans!
by Red State Redbird on Dec 24, 2006 12:44 AM EST reply actions
Final word? Or more spin?
Walt says that the fans don't want to hear that the Cardinals are ready able and willing to not add any more starting pitchers. well, that is true and untrue. it is true if the Cardinals are as serious as they say they are about Loop being made into a starter. it's obvious to everyone but them that Loop as a starter is a bad, BAD idea. unlike most of VEB, I actually like him coming out of the bullpen from the 6th inning on. I think especially now that he is over a full year removed from surgery that he will get better. not that he was ever a sure fire lock down closer. but he was well better than average. and I feel if they leave him in that roll he will be much better than he was last season.
but, that does not mean he will be a good starter. no matter what kind of Kool Aid they are trying to get us to drink, nothing they can say will convice me that Loop will be a better starter than Mulder, Sup or Weaver. I am not saying that the Cardinals should over pay to get a starter. and I think that was Walt's main point. they are willing to add a starter or two, but only at their set price. which is fine. but don't try and spin it to the fans that one season after winning a World Series that their starting rotation will be filled with 1 clear ace of the staff, a cy young winner no doubt, and then after him are 4 unproven starters. the first one is not quite back from injury. and was never that good to begin with. one has been inconsistant because the team had him shuttling back and forth from memphis so much that he could not get his feet underneith him. the other has been a good starter, sometimes great starter in the minors. and don't forget was a shut down closer in the playoffs, saving game 7 in the NCLS, and game 5 of the World Series. and the last one a newly converted closer/late inning relief pitcher who has not thrown more than 3 innings in a game in over 10 years.
don't try and spin it to us that a team with that kind of rotation will be able to contend for a World Series. because all of us are not that stupid to belive such nonesence. and that's what it is. total and complete nonsence. if the Cardinals think a starting rotation of Carp Wells AW Reyes and Loop will contend for anything other than 3rd or 4th place in the weak central division, then they are drunk on their own Kool Aid. and they think that their fans are as stupid, dumb and uneducated as cub fans. and personally, that insluts me greatly. I do not mind it at all if they are unwilling to over pay for anymore starting pitching. with this crazy market I don't blame them. especially since Schmidt burned then, and Zito was never even an option because of his asking price and lenght of the deal he wants. but don't try and fool me with the spin that with Loop, Wells and two talented but unproven young guns in the rotation the 2007 Cardinals will be in the hunt for another World Series ring. I'm not that stupid.
I'm not drinking their red Kool Aid on this one.
Now, if one, or two of the 3 come back then fine, ok I'll belive that the 2007 Cardials will be in the hunt for another World Series ring. With their offence with a fully healthy Scotty and Jimmy. and the addition of Kennedy at 2nd. Yadda has to improve on last year. he showed us in the playoffs that he can hit. Duncan should improve as well. and maybe Juan will shock the world and do better. heck, he might even cut off a ball or two in the corner keeping doubles from turning into triples. But don't tell me that if the Cardinals do not add at least one more starter that they will be a team that can win the World Series. Because that simply is not true. And unless I am mistaken, that was Walt's main point.
I guess I read it differently
Tend to Agree
Airing of Grievances
- A'Pu, we love you. But please quit with the Bonds-like admiration of your own homeruns. Knock off the batt flipping.
- J'Ed, we love to too. But please quit the melodramatics on every pitch that is more than an inch inside. There is no need to do an off-balance shuffle backward when the ball is still 6 inches away.
- Ya'Mo, we love you also. But please learn to hit a bit better. When you came up we were all worried you couldn't hold Matheny's glove. Turns out you can't hold his bat. How pathetic is that?
- Sco'Ro, we love you as well. But please never repeat the silent treatment you gave TLR. You got benched for a day 'cause you were playing poorly and looked hurt. If you acted more like the big leaguer you are, maybe you would have won the World Series MVP.
- C-Dunc, we love you like a fat kid loves cake. But please could you possibly learn to catch a ball? I mean you dropped a ball 'cause Edmonds spooked you? It's not like it was halloween and he was dressed in a white sheet.
by Number47 on Dec 24, 2006 2:37 PM EST reply actions
x-mas eve reflections
Yadi's career line is .238/.291/.342. Matheny's career line is.239/.293/.344. How so can Yadi not hold Matheny's bat?
A'Pu & Ya'Mo (and Matheny)
As for Matheny, I guess absence make the heart fonder. It seemed like he was good for a .240-ish batting average when he was here. But in any case Ya'Mo's .216 is below both their career averages.
by Number47 on Dec 24, 2006 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
Brewers signed Suppan to 4/42...
by Ankiels Missing Curveball on Dec 24, 2006 3:59 PM EST reply actions
so since soup to Brew
seems they are staying in the nl central..
Minor League Ball
Is VEB going to do the community top prospect list again??

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