Well, we always knew that the Cards had the edge over the Cubbies in many ways, and now social scientists have added yet another way that the Cards have the edge over the good ol' baby bears:

Apparently, a study of Olympic athletes has shown that athletes that wear red tend to outperform those that wear blue.  Who would've thought?  Noted rivaries in the NL since 1907 certainly don't offer any evidence of this...

oh wait.

never mind.